describe your sex life in one pic

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>>727523278

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1 sex haha

>>727523677
>three_cocks_one_pussy.jpg

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or tomorrow

or the day after that

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>>727523278

>>727523978
So fucking proud

>>727523464
god the less fat guy looks like my brother

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>>727524294
think about it

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>mfw lost virginity in HS
>fucked like rabits for 6 months
>no desire for sex ever since
>and im perfectly ok with that

>>727524459
How often do you fap?

>>727524549
once in 3 days, maybe less
but fappings just faster and easier to get it over and done with
no need to take myself out to dinner just to get off

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>>727523278

I don't have a sex life.

I am very depressed.

My only girlfriend, whom I loved dearly was killed in a car accident. We had a connection, we LOVED each other.

I don't masturbate.

Anons, if you love someone, cherish that love. Don't ever let it go.

>>727524800
Thanks anon

>>727524654
more plspslpslpsl

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>>727524731
>>727524459
Smart man

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>>727523278

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[spoiler]I wish[/spoiler]

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>>727523278

No sex no pic :/

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>>727529300
here you go.

>>727525407
lol what's this all about?

>>727529714
you must be new here.

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>>727528030
this has been my sex life so far.

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33 years old and I've never kissed a girl or had a girlfriend, kill me please.

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>>727523278

>>727533115
why is that?

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>>727523978
"Special" forces.

My sex life pic.. I have three sex offenders living on my street, and I'm a couple blocks away from a maximum security prison.

>>727533188
why the hell would somebody fuck a Horse. wtf is it with Zoophilia anyway?

>>727533410
Because mares can control every muscle in their vagina. It's like being milked.

>>727533410
Also hat describes my sex life. horses everywhere.

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>>727533188
>>727533410
>>727533486
It's super common.
So common that its not even illegal in some states or countries. As long as it doesn't cause harm to the animal apparently.

>>727533823
What the fuck is that shit

>>727523278
no sex life at all
no love life at all
i feel to ugly for normal sex
i feel to ugly for being loved
i gived up hiting on girls
cant imagine ever having a Girlfriend


watching normal porn with good looking woman doesnt even give me a boner anymore
if i want to jerk of, i watch some perverted bullshit
like to guys jerking together
or dude fucking pregnant woman
or a granny
super ugly chicks
and Incest of course
i touch myself for maybe a minuet to get hard
then Jerk of
come within 30 seconds
and feel then empty and worthless
jerk of sometimes 2-3 times a day
having real sex is pretty much impossible for me
found it out the worst possible way...

sometimes, when having some depressions, i dont jerk of at all, not for days, even Weeks.

that is the Crap i call my life
there is nothing in the world what could cheer me up.

>>727533823
moar?

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>>727533987
Humans aren't the only squirters in the animal kingdom Anon.

>>727533823
good lord wtf

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>>727523278

>>727524459
Me too. This.

>>727534284
what other things do it anon kun educate us

>>727534592
Educate us

>>727534668
They have huge clits that wink when they are aroused.

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>>727523278

what sex life?

>>727534854
Wacky

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>>727535049

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>>727535261

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>>727535284

>>727535341

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>>727523278

>>727525407
Story?

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>just let me die stewart

>>727523638
I really, really like this picture. Can I save it?

>>727525407
Source

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>>727533987
>>727534262
>>727534308
>>727534592
>>727534668
>>727534854
Go to a farm and find out moar yourselves!

>>727529714
>>727530624
Im new to /b/
And i want to know too?
I ask for a friend his science purpose.

>>727535625
farmers own guns where i live.

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>>727535775
Why would they shoot you?
Pay for play. Nothing illegal about animal prostitutes. Heck there's even porn you can buy of it.

>>727536241
Ugh, that is fucking foul. The look on her face when the taste finally hits her sums it up perfectly.

>>727536241
Who films this shit? kek

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>>727536117
Probably the most accurate yet.

>>727535625
Gross, not even using a condom

>>727524800
Man the fuck up.

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>>727536436
>>727536438
I knew a girl that did this in Washington state. It pays better per scene than hardcore normie porn. Pays way better apparently.

>>727536602
I would hope so. Isn't it illegal?

>>727536677
Bestiality is legal in some states I believe. Could be wrong.

>>727526751
Is there more of this?

>>727536797
Jesus, most definitely illegal down here in Australia, haha. Shit, whatever floats their boat right?

>>727536880
It's called Straight Shota. Have fun!

>>727536901
I live in the UK so I have no idea but I guess so haha

>>727536241
So is there like, a site for these vids? Mother less?

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>>727534215
Someone record this over a trap beat please

Also make it sound like lil Uzi very

>>727535625
This here >>727536549

And this is how centaur are made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzIrRAYOV5M [Embed]


as a kid
i thought
i gonna grow up
have a gf
have friends
go to parties
go to college
have more gf
finish college
got a job
buy a car
buy a house
travel
marry
have kids
all that shit normal people do

i had nothing of that
i became nobody
a man with no name
it was a promise life gave me, and didnt keep.
a broken promise
it kills me
every day
piece by piece....

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>>727536797
It's legal in Washington state.
Also.. In Canada.

Odd thing about Washington.
You can fuck a horse.. But can't drink alcohol in topless bars. Wtf.

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>>727534215
Here.. Have some unusual fap fuel.

>>727537489
Is animal rape a law too? Like if the animal is clearly not enjoying it?

>>727537762
What even is that?

>>727537868
It's docking....

>>727535546
Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend

>>727537489
what kind of retarded law is that

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>>727537784
It is. Falls under animal abuse.
Really hard to define though.

>>727538191
One that motivates people to fuck sheep I suppose. If a hard up farmer could go see some pussy with a glass of whisky maybe he would beat off instead. Kek

>>727537964
Why is the dudes dick so fat and fucked up though

This is all very disturbing. God bless you guys.

>>727533823
Please get help

>>727538257
Sauce?

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>>727538661
Vacuumed to puff it up like Kylie Jenners lips.

>>727538720
You're welcome.

>>727538830
I'm not doing it or fapping to it.
Just posting it.

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Anybody else give a shit about this thread anymore?

>>727529714
>>727535641
>>727525407
>>727535496
>>727535580

https://vimeo.com/5331793

from a comedy sketch

>>727540195
not really. just been hanging around for the zoo porn.

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>>727540606
Alright.. I'm gonna bail then.
Been nice weirding you guys out.
All the good shit I have is over 2mb anyhow.

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>>727529912
>filename

>>727536241
This is not new, guys. I remember it took about 15-20 minutes to download the gif file on dial up via Napster. What a time that was.

>>727539192
my sides

>>727537489
>>727538191
I live in Washington state. I've looked this up before and sex with animals is banned here now. It didn't used to be but I think 20 years back a guy died after a horse fucked him and messed up his internal organs.

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>>727523278
My sex life in one picture

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>>727523278

>>727539192
Saved
This cracked me up

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>>727523278

>>727542416
nice. a dream

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>>727523278

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>>727533823

>>727539095
what animal is this?

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>>727523278

>>727544364
A boar

>>727540540
>https://vimeo.com/5331793
Thx

>>727540540
well that was disappointing

>>727539815
>Ratatouille!

>>727529766
lol who's that guy XD? is that one of these faggots? help me out here guise XD

>>727539095
>>727536602
>>727536241

Why do animals have such ridiculous amounts of cum?

>>727536549
Right...
I'd never fucked a black woman without a condom

>>727523978
There's strong, and then there's ARMY STRONG

>>727531802
Hey there stranger

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>>727534215
Ladies and gentlemen
>4chan

>>727537348
>it was a promise life gave me, and didnt keep.
Life promised you what, exactly?

>>727542683
First on the right

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>>727523278

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You really wanna know.

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>>727523278

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>>727534482
At least she is white

>>727533486
I had a gf who could do this. It was... OK....