>enter McDonald's >see this what do?

Get in line to order my shit.

>>727517178
turn 360 degrees and go put salt, pepper, and ketchup on my McDouble

>>727517178
Is that the Southgate McDonald's in Sydney?

She's clearly fucking asking for it at this point.

>>727517241
Kek

>>727517178
>order Whopper with side of popcorn chicken and tall Slurpee

>>727517178
Wonder how the fuck I got to Australia, but overall stare and drool as anyone else here would.

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>>727517178
Looks like I'm having some extra buns with my burger.

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>>727517178
Tell her quietly to try to help her be less embarassed. Cause I'm not a jerk.

Tits because.

>>727517241
God Damn, now I really want a fucking McDouble.

Order 30 chicken nuggiesget bbq sause and hony mustard.

>>727517178
shout
>NICE ASS BITCH

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>>727517333
Shit...finally got the trinity.
It's gonna be a good day.

More tits because

Is anyone else still super salty that they don't carry hot mustard anymore, cause I still am.

Fucking love when a woman's purse hikes up her skirt without her noticing.

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Eat my mcflurry

>>727517178
I accidentally the whole ass

>>727517178
nothing, stand in line and order my stuff

>>727517426
Sauce?

>>727517245
I was just thinking that

>>727517178
That's a really nice McDonald's. Sparkling waters, their chef designed burgers, nice lighting, decent cookie rack that little niggers haven't destroyed.

>>727517475
I damn well still am.

>>727517259
>She's clearly fucking asking for it at this point.
She's clearly asking for fucking it at this point.
>FTFY

>>727517178
I think its funny that the woman behind the counter to the left sees this guy taking this picture

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>>727517764

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Walk out because McDonalds is food for degenerates.

>>727517658
thats because its in Australia where american niggers don't exist because 90% of americans are too poor to leave their own state let alone afford a passport and international plane ticket

>>727517333
Nice trips. That's nice of you, but I'd assume she knows. How could she not?

>>727517178
Wonder how the fuck I've fallen so far to be in a fucking McDonalds.

I mean, fuck, how bad are things before you think "I'm hungry. I'm going to Maccas".

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>>727517178
Sharpie in pooper

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>>727517629

>>727517863
I don't think the 90% is correct, but I understand what you're trying to say. My wife and I take a couple vacations a year with our friends. Everyone we know can afford to travel. Then again, I dnt hang out with bums.

>>727518047
What a faggot.

>>727517884
HAHAHA
Freaking right man

>>727517178
Well options:

A. I take my order for "She ain't asking for it, noup! Still not asking!" ;)

B. Ask her how much she charges per night

C. Do the Trump Hump "Grab her by the Pussy"

D. Try politely to inform her of her skirts position ( guess how that will end )

E. Take a creep-shot. Oh Wait! You already done that.

Guess nothing is left but to make a 360 turn and walk away

P.s: You got Spotted. Oh yea She got ya, from the middle to the left

>>727518231
Ask her is she's cold and why she chose to wear that on such a cold night.

>slowly creep up behind her
>lean over her shoulder
>whisper into her ear
>"sweetie, your dress is hiked up just a little too high"
>grab her by the hips
>raep
>order a Classic Angus meal while she screams for help
>continue raeping until security slams me to the ground and calls police
>look at her one last time as I'm dragged away
>yell "chefs do that."

Turn 360 degrees and walk out

>>727518336
alot of grills wear next to nothing even on very cold nights, ill never understand why

>>727517426
Who is she?

>>727518423
you mean in

>Bazzinga!

>>727517178
ask her, how much?

>>727518467
Whore.

>>727518464
If you just ask them that in a casual joking way you'll find out exactly why if you do it right.

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>>727517658
>>727517863
>>727518147
God damn, I didn't know a Mickey D's thread could make me feel so comfy as fuck, but somehow this has.

>>727517245
Of course it's the shire...

>>727518520
all about the look right?

Let her know about that and order my stuff

>>727517629
>>727518467
Ah, found source myself. It's "Demida - The Cock Inside Her". All of you are dirty faggots.

turn 360 and leave

>>727518147
Less than 10% of Americans have a passport

>>727517178
BRRRAAAAAAAP
>scream BRRRAAAAAAAP and post on Facebook and then comment BRRRAAAAAAAP to my own post.
>sit back
>profit

>>727517863
Looks like the only thing worth a good goddamn in Australia is this McDonalds and I certainly wouldn't fly to your shitty cunt try to eat their faggot

>>727517178
laugh, snapchat to all my friends
>normie

>>727518423
If you turned 360 degrees, would you not be going the same direction you stupid fuck.

>newfag detected

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>>727518831
hi there new friend. 1st day huh

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>>727518588
Totally

But seriously you can work wonders if you just don't care and have fun shit stiring them make fun of women laugh at them be cocky.

>>727518831
Fucking newfag. Get the fuck off my /b/

>>727517178
Kanchō time.

>>727518683
The only good thing that ever came out of Australia was AC/DC, and they were immigrants.

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>>727518901
>me
miss you have a rip in your pants and there are children around
>her
what are calling me fat or something
>me
I never said anything about you being fat just calm down I think someones projecting a little bit
>her
autistic screaching
>me
miss please calm down think of the children

>>727517178

Walk up behind her, lift her cheeks, slide it in, pump 5 hard thrusts, cum, order nuggets & fries, leave.

>>727519047
Nigger, I'll have you know that I graduat 732 in my Naval Sedatin School and because of your silly lottle commenting I'll summon death on yuo
ded kido

>>727519141
I would pay to see this or her in a porno if she ain't a butter face

>>727518683
Good. Dont

>>727517178
Throw some money on the ground and tell her she dropped it.

>>727517259
She's clearly a prostitute you mong.

>>727519302
Ho Ho, good one... why did none thing of it yet... fook!

>>727519284
No. You

>>727518683
Eat their what?

>>727519424
faggot

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>>727519089

>>727518683
Whose faggots do you eat?

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>>727519047
>fuck off my /b/
>my /b/
Go fuck yourself! --Sincerely, everyone

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>>727519275
There is nothing funnier than a woman getting butt hurt when she realizes a man doesn't care what she thinks and she can't do anything about it.

>>727519477
Australia's
are you dense?

>>727519446
What's wrong with our faggots? I'll have you know we have the best faggots in the world

>>727519501
kek

>>727517178
Wonder what white people are doing in McDonalds

>>727519569
They are the ones you won't travel to eat. Make up your mind

>>727519609
Best damn faggots in the world

>>727517178
literally just stick it in her butt.

>>727517178
/rape

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Go behind the counter and man the burger station because I work there

>>727517178
Look at all those stem skills.

>>727517178
Ask her how much
If she replies an acceptable amount, proceed to pay her then fuck her

>>727517178
>Stand right behind so my crotch it rubbing against her butt
>immediately jizz my pants.

>>727517178
Wonder what the fuck I'm doing in a McDonald's.

>>727517178
Tell the guy behind the counter to refill the lower shelf.

>>727519772
Underrated

>>727518683
>their faggot
Please don't eat my faggot; I rather like him.
:(

>>727517178
>turn 360 degrees
>walk out

>>727517178
>rape

>>727520538
B8 M8.

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>>727518532
The shire is in New Zealand you fucknugget

>>727520266
Oh hardy hat har. So fucking funny!
So I used the wrong "their" MY BAD!
Point remains thou. Fuck Australia right in there pussy. Fuckin grammar natzi

>>727517217
Seeing an ass doesn't entitle you to what's inside of it.

>>727517178

be surprised, as I didn't know McD's had a adult version of a Happy Meal.

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>>727519772


Go into the freezer and cry before the boss shows up and asks me to do inventory for no extra money.

Proceed to help cook all the eggs, and break the lock off the bacon because some illegal spics keep stealing it and manager never leaves key in the morning

>>727517178
Take creepshot. Post to WWYD thread in /b. Profit?

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>>727519609

contemplate if I want pickles on my mcdouble

>>727517475
Yup... I drank that shit

>>727520803
Unfortunately for you, you don't decide what an individual will do. An individual may feel very well he's entitled to rape an attention whore slut up the ass for showing her ass.

Bitch.

And, um, I'm not the guying you're replying to. Fuck off my /b/ with that white knight shit gay boy.

>>727517178
I'll take a large fry and a Dr. Pepper, please.

>>727517241

This guy knows his shit

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>>727517178
Pull my pants down to expose my ass and even the odds.

look directly at ass
pop a proud boner
walk up to cashier next
order large fry and chocolate shake
"our ice cream machine isn't working"
>god fucking damnit
get 2 apple pies instead
see hot bitch walk back up to cashier
"ill take a chocolate shake"
"that'll be 3.17"
>shook
walk up behind slut
pierce boner through both scolding hot apple pies
pierce rectum of hot slut
pierce the sternum of cashier
cum bricks
manger comes out of back
looks in horror
stares me in the eyes
i can only utter
"the ice cream machine was broken"

>>727521599
Kek.

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>>727521068
>An individual may feel very well he's entitled to rape an attention whore slut up the ass for showing her ass.
Did you even read the post he responded to?

>>727517178
order a mcbutt

>>727521599
best answer

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>>727521068

>>727518683
Why would you need to fly into my cunt to eat Australian faggot? My cunt is clean of Australian faggots so that you know. Only Norwegian faggots in my cunt.

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>>727521068
holy shit this is cringey

>>727517863
This is true. When I went to Japan I noticed their mcdonalds was of better quality. The teriyaki burgers there were good. Even in Colombia the mcdonalds is nicer.

>>727521923
Why no Australian faggots? Do you think your too good for our faggots because I'll have you know we have the best damn faggots in the world

>>727517426
kek.. one order of tits, hold the tits

"Hi, can I be put in your friendzone?"

>>727517872
I don't think women have the same nerves on their skin as you or I. I am pretty sure bitches have no clue what a draft feels like.

>>727521923
go swim with a croc m8

>>727521068
Illiterate faggot

>>727522031
Because the last time I had Australian faggots in there they started a drunken brawl in the middle of the night. Had to spend a packet of band-aid and vacuum the broken glass out. I spent a whole week smelling of kangaroo urine after that, allthough THAT might just been my bad hygiene.

>>727517178
Ewww ... she's all naked n shit

>>727521068
edgiest of the edgelords.

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>>727522489
classic

>>727518901
I'll take the first girl over this mess (door #2)

>>727520803
SJW FAGGOT DETECT
GTFO MY /B/

>>727517264
Already making memes with the final season of Samurai Jack. God damn are people pathetic.

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>>727524051
>Saw the word entitled
>Autistic screeching commences
You are the cancer that is rotting both /b/ and my left tit.

>>727517245
I think it's Melbourne, possibly Swantson Street. Would a maccas in Sydney be advertising an AFL footy?

Pirate whore.

>>727524872
The truth

>>727519830
Underrated post

>>727521986
They got some weird shit too though. I was stationed in Tokyo for a few years and I pretty much would rather eat local sushi than brave some of the more "creative" offerings at a Japanese McDonalds.

>>727517241
topkek

>>727524051
To be this cringey

>>727517178
>enter McDonald's

Who even eats at those shit holes anymore? Fuck that. Sad that you lazy fucks cannot cook a meal.

>>727528486
It is sad*

>>727517178
Probably time to take someones order or they'll fire me again

>>727518464
Because they are trying to out slut their competitors

Turn 1080 degrees and walk away.

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>>727517178
avoid the hooker and look around for the nigga controllin that former white girl

>>727518364
dude is that a long kiss goodnight reference?

>>727524051
jesus christ you're a huge faggot

>>727517178
ask for a supersize of my micropenis

>>727524051
this

I'd tell her that her ass is showing and she should cover it up because little kids come here.

Am I beta?

>>727517259
No woman is EVER asking for it and it DOESN'T matter what she CHOOSES to wear because NO MAN has the RIGHT to do ANYTHING

>>727517852
>tfw i'm doing the same thing as this guy

Food cravings only last for two weeks or so, then you start to perceive foot only as a form of sustain and not as a form of pleasure.
But man i missed pizzas and pasta, and occasional mcdonald on those days.

>>727517241
LMAO if u turn 360 degree u just do a full spin.
LOL, stupid trump voting american cuck edication kys!!!11

get on all fours and inhale

Oh shit, isnt this the Swanston St Maccas in Melb

>>727524615
I was thinking the same thing

>>727517178
Order like 20 McMuffins and a salad. Pour out the salad, take the egg patties from the McMuffins, discard the rest. Put the egg patties in the bowl. Hand it to her.

You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this.

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>>727517178
>brush against it with my diamond micro
>she looks at me cringes and laughs
>come to /b and post this thread
how much of a faggot am i?

>>727532943
you are an embarrassment

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>>727517178
>Wonder wtf im doing in a fastfood restraunt

>Go home and cook a actual meal

>>727532943
get back to tumblr faggot

>>727517475
They do again

>>727532943
I miss the days of legitimate responses like this

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>>727517178

I would think of those rape culture classes that I took and I would remind myself that she is not dressing that way so that I will stare at her exposed buttocks.

Then I would politely tap her on the shoulder and say "excuse me miss, but I believe your backside has become exposed".

She would probably consider me a gentleman. You all should look into that.

*tips fedora*

Stone the whore for not wearing her burhka.

>>727534761

You got played, retard.

>>727517178
Check out the ass, then move on to available till.

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>>727532943

>>727517178
**inserts willy**

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>>727517178
mfw

>>727532943

the "turn 360 degrees" thing is a meme, newfag

Id order a doublewide with cheese and a frosty

>>727517884
fuk off McDonalds is on god and you know it

>>727517178
Tap her on the shoulder and say "I don't want to fuck you, so please have a little self-respect and pull down your dress".

>>727517259
She's a prostitute you idiot

>>727517178
report her to the police obviously..only good looking cunts are allowed to go out like this

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>727517241
Why would you ruin a perfectly fine McDouble with ketchup?!

take pic, obviously

>>727517178
Ask how much for 10 mins of her time..wait 5 mins?

I'd realize I went into McDonald's by mistake, turn 360 degrees, leave McDonald's and go to the nearest Wendy's because McDonald's is literally shit-tier.

>>727524512
Post pics

>>727532943
You forgot to add smileys and leetspeak to your post.

>>727517178
man thats what I want today, a burger

Source: https://lvangel69.tumblr.com/

She's really active on snapchat and seems to travel everywhere nakedly. I don't feel like searching fpr the particular post, butt it's her.

>>727517178

Take a picture and gag a bit.

I'm genuinely repulsed by women who dress like that. What a fucking whore, FFS.

>>727517178
blow on her ass to annoy her then act like I didn't do anything
toppest of keks

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>>727537523

>>727517852
youre still fat and havent even started. who are you trying to fool?

>>727537523
I had her snapchat for a while. got so obnoxious I deleted it.

>>727537812
I haven't deleted it yet, but I know what you mean. It's one of those that I'll constantly skip over and not bother loading.

>>727517426
looks jail time t00 me

>>727517241
Well played sir

>>727533686
>>727536274
>>727536174
>>727534761
guess b can't detect sarcasm kek

Lean hard boner into that ass and whisper to her ear thingy, let me pay for that McBooger slushy.

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>>727537523
>https://lvangel69.tumblr.com/
>>727537750
>>727537812
>>727538015

i wanna see the front side of that fishnet shirt.

>>727517658

I just got back from Poland. Their McDonalds are Michelin Star. The menu is huge with real burgers only $3. Large meals for $5

Sniff her shithole

wonder what a prostitute is doing in McDonalds

>>727517178
She wasn't asking for it.

>>727517333
*tips fedors*

>>727517178

she needs a good night's sleep and some eggs imo

>>727518831
I'm new here too but I realized it was a joke after like the 3rd person posted 360. Fucking 4chan, I don't belong here. I do hate niggers and love tendies though.

>>727536206
Double Oh Seven Cheese Burgered your sister.

>>727538216
No, I guess you cant handle sarcasm, 4D chess

>>727517178
take pic and post it on 4chan