ITT: things that you think only you do > knee game > go

>>727509453
hopefully someone guts you with a switchblade

>>727509453
>I flush the toilet with my feet
>I often smell the backs of my wrists
>I smell all my food/drink before I take a bite/sip.
>I eat hamburgers all around the edge first then I eat the middle.
>I peel the breading of chicken nuggets and eat it separately from the chicken

>>727509453
Fuck I remember being 14 too OP

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i poste le funny banana XDDD

>>727509903
Lol

Sometimes I also like to get on the carpet and writhe around on the floor screaming next to my window so hopefully someone comes past and gets freaked out.

>>727509453
>be me

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>>727509453

>>727509750
I smell my food and drink too
>Also bite both sides of the hotdog first
>I build a paper fort when I use a public toilet, but flush the paper in three shifts as to not be an asshole and clog
>I wash my nails after clipping them
>I use the same cup / plate / bowl / fork / spoon for years, even with others available
>I shave my chest daily because my chest hair is itchy and holds sweat smell
>I only wear black because colors upset me for some reason, makes me feel like I'm pretending to be someone else

>not going anywhere with my leather Coat
>I feel naked without a jacket/hoodie/long pants
>Always wear same pair of shoes
>Getting really upset when idiots arent caoable to name historical events right

Yes im autistic as you

>>727509453
I peepee in the sink even when there's a perfectly good toilet right next to it

I sometimes fuck my wife in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction.

>>727511465
You have a wife?
Get out normie

>>727510935
>Always wear same pair of shoes
This is uncommon? I usually only wear one pair until I need to get a new pair. Never really seen a point in owning more than one pain of shoes.

>>727511465
report this post

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>>727511465

I have sex with girls without a penis. I'm pretty sure I'm the only guy on /b/ that does this

>>727509750

I used to eat all the breadcrumb from fish fingers first, then the middle,

I also like to do the same with milky ways, kitkat chunky, crunchy, chocolate bars etc.

>>727511465
this is pewdiepie's post

I give names to the hallucinatory voices in my head and appempt to appease them with casual banter.
...
Hyde still wants me to kill myself.

>>727511760
This is actually a post that's almost as old as 4chan itself. I hope that faggot isn't trying to claim he made it up.

>>727511861
kill hyde

>>727511861
Hyde sounds smart, you should take his advice.

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>>727511911
>yfw

im apparently autistic and sometimes forget that i pick my nose and eat it in public but most of the time people don't notice it

when I shower i poke a soapy finger in my asshole to make sure i dont fart out any shit remnants right after i get out.

>Hold my breath as long as I can while masturbating
>Lock the door to any room I enter
>Explain things that I've experienced or thought about to myself in detail as if I had never heard anything about it
>Get completely naked before shitting

>>727509453
put ice in my cereal.

>>727512958
>Explain things that I've experienced or thought about to myself in detail as if I had never heard anything about it

Feels good to know it's not just me anon.

>>727509949
kek

>>727510462
I'd suggest slowly transition to some dark colours. Green is often a good universal colour to try out

>>727511571
>>>/r9k/

You're on the wrong board, Robot

> I put ice in chocolate milk
> In fallout 4 I complete every quest Preston gives me
>have 13 Paladins on my wow account

>>727509903
XDDD

I AM DYING THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! WHO MAKES THIS STUFF!?!

>>727511911
God, I fucking hate that socially awkward Swedish tard. He's finally realized how cringy his early behaviour was and decides to spill the beans on how he faked it all, without any repercussions whatsoever and gets supprt instead. Yet, he chastises those who act fake on camera.

Absolute cunt.

>>727513334
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>727509453
I'm too scared to even think any wild thoughts in fear that someone might be reading my mind.

>>727513357
better normies than newfags

>>727512958
i also hold my breath while jerking, thought i was alone on that boat

>>727512958
>get completely naked before shitting

why torture yourself like this, anon?

>>727513243
But Preston just gives the same quest over and over again

>>727513407
youll never understand the joy of nude shitting until you try it

>>727509453
walk around a room / my house in a loop. just walk somewhere, walk into another place, walk back repeatedly

>>727513357
That just flew over your head, didn't it?

>>727509453
I have this fungal growth that I keep scratching and eating what flakes off because I think it build my immune system.

>wear a onesie when I'm in the house
>eat mostly chicken tendies
>become totally silent when someone rings my doorbell
>have to remove onesie to shit everytime
>favorite drink is chocolate milk
>lvl 19 wizard

>>727509453
>>727509453
> what

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Whenever I'm at a friend's house / apartment, I reverse the way the toilet paper is hanging in all their bathrooms

>>727513487
Pictures
Now

>>727513428
It's the only way I shit now.

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>>727509750
>I eat hamburgers all around the edge first then I eat the middle.
my nigga

>When I get boner I sometimes pretend it's a flight stick like I'm piloting an Air-Craft

I can't be the only one

>>727513561
Fuck you Rob!

>>727509453
Always move in an L-shaped, like a knight would do in chess, whenever I'm in a room with tiled flooring

Speaking of that, does anyone have some sexy tiles which I can masturbate to later on? I prefer kitchen tiles, but I ain't picky.

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>>727513579
thats some autistic shit right there son

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>>727509453
>dissassemble and reassemble my pen before every exam for luck
>eat grains of salt one by one
>eat the exact same thing every day, even with the same portions
>while cooking pasta, when i'm draining the water, if the noodles fail to unstick from the pan, they are the lucky noodles, and you have to eat them first and all together
what is wrong with me?

>>727513601
If it makes you feel better, if my friend has a cat I also sometimes poop in their shower and say the cat did it.

>>727513542
reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>727513718
That does make me feel better. Thank you.

>>727513561
You are a monster

>>727511760
The newest of the newfags

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>>727513711
nothing at all! youre just stupid! and boring!

>>727513699
but then how do you guarantee that the last bite is a good bite, the middle provides a good ratio of all ingredients and leaves you with a satisfying final bite

>>727513817
bump

>>727513680
Nigga you aint tile guy

>>727511721
>without penis

Where did your penis go? Is it removable?

>>727513542
ebin

>lay Legos out near doors in case someone trys to break in
>play shittyflute music to bill collectors
>navy seal copy pasta every spam email I get
>hot pockets and instant ramen are the only meals I cook
>chew my antidepressant tablets sometimes

>>727511584
Exactly. If you aren't a sneakerhead, then you're a faggot if you own and use multiple sneakers at the same time

>>727511465
you sick fuck

>>727513561
This is diabolical.

I love it.

>>727513973
Multiple pairs of*

>>727511861
i kek'd harder than i should have.

>>727513020
I thought I was alone.

>>727513942
Navy seal copy paste is gold.

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i zone out until my vision turns gray, like open eye meditation or something.

>>727513570
Seconded.

>>727510935
I am the same for sweaters/jackets/longsleeves i dont know why

>>727509453
>Jerk off first thing in the morning
>Rip out a couple pubes at a time, as i think deeply
>Piss in sinks everywhere i go (i have a mental checklist and cross off a place only after i can piss in their sink. I also rate the places based on best sinks to piss in, and difficulties pissing in said sink)
>Make it a point to befriend all the local cops, and make sure they always end up owing me a favor
>Grind my dick on my wifes ass when we are in public, seeing how long and often i can do it before she or someone else stops me

>>727511571
god you're so new
fuck

>>727513428
Wait, who don't take a shit pre-shower? Post shower shits shouldn't exist. You be walking around with poo particles in your crack all day.

When I pee in an urinal, I stand on the sides if my feet

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>>727509453
cannot sit comfortably with my legs down when on a chair/couch

I must either sit with one leg up and the other down with my foot underneath my butt, sit on both legs, or sit with my legs crossed.

>act out theoretical scenarios between myself and people I know, often things that will never happen (going to france with my ex then getting shot during a bar fight and having to rush to the french hospital but not knowing any french, about to die from blood loss before they can get an english translator so I sacrifice my soul to the death god for the power of immortality, then proceed to kill everyone in the hospital as payment before realizing what I've done, having a mental breakdown and going insane)

>check the chicken I'm eating to make sure it doesn't have any touch sinewy bits, has to be all straight muscle meat with no interjecting parts

>sometimes pretend i'm a youtube lets player while playing vidya, talking into the microphone as if I were talking to an audience

>pick out the heels from the bread loaf and immediately throw them away, unwrap the bread from that shitty plastic wrap, then put it into a large zip lock bag

>memorized the entire naruto opening 16 and sing it often
>I don't even like naruto, I just do it to get a laugh out of my friends

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>>727513864
A man can dream

>>727514130
Please post your list of piss-sinks.

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>>727513487
>>727513570
theres no pics cuz anons a FKIN LYING piece of shit

>>727511911
Checkd
>I purposefully scare myself and hype myself so that im stronger for the experience

>>727514171
I like you, can we be friends?

>>727513428
My fellow buck naked shitter

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>>727514177
nigga u gay

>>727512958
>Explain things that I've experienced or thought about to myself in detail as if I had never heard anything about it

OMG I do the same

>>727513561
pleb

I hide all the toilet paper in every bathroom i enter

>>727511721
>have sex

Yeah I think you are the only guy on /b/ that does this

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>>727514171
>memorized the entire naruto opening 16 and sing it often

>>727512630
>>727512630
>most of the time people don't notice it

Is that what you think?

>>727514052
man we need to become best buds.

Sometimes I give in to the psychological need of human interaction and go outside

>>727514379
We should.
Add me on skype boi.

imwhiteyeah...iknow

>>727514171
>sometimes pretend i'm a youtube lets player while playing vidya, talking into the microphone as if I were talking to an audience

Well if you put it like that it almost sounds like I'm lonely or something...

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I'm planning on sneaking in to where I used to work and doing this

>>727514404
the fuck is wrong with you, I think you need some serious mental help

>>727514405
i dont have a skype my guy.

>>727514194
>All friends and families houses are checked
>Every ex girlfriends, and alice got an upper decker and a muddy shower
>all chipotles and burger kings in the north side of Chicago
>most mcdonalds (they built a new one apparently)
>all gas stations in walking distance to my house, and 3 different gas stations along the orange line (1 bp, and 2 speedways)
>Digornos in orland park, digornos at midway
>Dollar tree in oak lawn
>Dollar general in oak lawn
>red lobster in oak lawn, in orland park, in wisconsin (some border town red lobster)
>Every thortons gas station in chicago and the north and south burbs (got a thortons credit card)

The rest are pretty small fry shit, like schools, home depots, truck stops... you get the basics. I have flirted with the idea of making an actual thread on 4chan with the complete list and addresses

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>>727514295
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>727514639
You got a discord or form of non major social media?

>>727514544
Couldn't you just use the other end of the tape?

>>727514649
jesus fuck.
Do it. make a thread. that is amazing.

>>727513542
I have you

>>727514721
still wouldn't feel good

>>727514686
yeah but i dont talk to anyone other than social and 4chan. so that means i dont have a mic. but yeah i have a discord. i havent got my paycheck yet so i cant buy anything rn.

>>727512630
LOL ya people don't notice how fucked you are in the head to pick your nose and eat it. Do you shit your pants Infront of others as well and have them not notice that either

>>727514649
Also, ill make a list of most dangerous sink pisses
>home depot in Indiana, pissed into a shop sink outside, at noon, while the workers told me not to
>Pissed in the kitchen sink of plutos restaurant on the south side
>Pissed into a display sink of an ace hardware
>Pissed across a roofgap into someones bathroom (didnt make the sink, so i lost 50 bucks)

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>I always have the irresistible compulsion to rub my face and nose onto a fresh out of the dryer towel. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

>Pick off the collected earwax/dead skin off my ears, earlobes and wipe it on a dark material

>Pop the white heads/blackheads on my boyfriend's body


Pic related.

>>727514804
add me up boi Boxxybabee#1378

>>727514879
How did you manage the display sink?

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>>727514879
>>727514649

moar

>>727509903
HOly shit hahaha Can I use this image?

>>727513838
Fuck so autistic

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>>727514906
dont work my man.

>>727514749
Tell you what. I will. Im gunna create a text document of the piss list, with addresses (some info redacted of course) and pertaining information (danger level, specifics etc) and post it here on b, in a few days. I want this to be something people really enjoy, so im not gunna half ass it.

>>727514982
BoxxyBabee #1378

Maybe capitalization matters? idunno.

>>727511584
>>727513973

I have a pair of leather nike airmax for winter/rain, and an other meshed like for good weather.

Have an old pair of shoes for gardening, one for running, and one for go karting and track days as the nikes bottoms are too thick. Also have a hiking boot.

>>727515030
k gotcha dude.

>>727513542
Fag

>>727515030
why the extra "e" if you use digits !?

>>727509453
Mods!!!!!

>>727514994
Start a spreadsheet if you haven't already. Maybe some people will even want to contribute.

>>727514994
I hope to see it.

>>727514935
The ace hardwares in the chicago land area are all shitty, and old. The one i pissed in had all the display sinks in the final row against the back wall. The end of the isle connected to the loading garage, so it was blocked on one end, so i went to the blocked end, pissed into a standing classic white sink (priced at 100 bucks, not bad, but id never buy a sink someone pissed in) and then paid for my box of nails and left

>>727515074
Because Boxxys original youtube channel was Boxxybabee.

"Boxxybabee with two es and other people like boxxyakamoldybread she is a failure, troll, troll.
I mean, who even talks like that, not me!!!"

>>727515128
oh lol yes i remember, sorry !

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>>727514969
Then suffer from mediocre last bites for the rest of your life, nerd

>>727515084
>>727515085
Never could work a spreadsheet well, but ill try for you guys.

Im a the owner of a contracting company, so i tend to get all over for work, but i will have a list. I ain't kidding when i say it will take me days to get this shit written though. I figure ill go from ages 10, till now, listing all the places in the tristate, and the best of list (pissed into someones cup of casino chips once, got ejected from the casino for it, but not til the old man stuck his hand deep in my piss)

>>727515213
Also, should i post here or r9k? Or both?

>>727515213
oh my god.

please come to vegas and lets go pissing in peoples chip cups together.+

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>>727515213
holy fuck anon.

>>727515311
here

>>727515318
One day i dream to piss into the white house sink, and piss out of a moving helicopter

>>727514893
faggot

>if i am playing some shitty mobile game i sometimes act that its a professional million dollar tournament, and i cast the whole game in my head. Makes the game more fun

>>727515311
Both. Everywhere. The world needs to hear of the Serial Pisser

The only place I've ever pissed from that was pretty cool was off of a mountain.

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>>727515407
tell me more about your passion !

>>727515390
At this point im not sure i could stop. All of my friends and most of my male relatives know i do this, and in the case of my brother, actively encourage me to do crazy piss antics.

He was the one who wanted to see if i could piss off the roof into that random persons bathroom sink.

>>727515453
Fam, learn from me, and piss everywhere you can. Its refreshing to know you have marked something as yours

Which mountain by the way?

>>727515599
mountain in las vegas, Sunrise mountain also known as the frenchmen mountain.

climbed to the top just to piss off of it.

>>727515540
One day, when im old and on my deathbed, i shall tell my children my legacy. I will tell them not of how i ran a successful company, or how i married a beautiful woman. Nay, i shall describe in great detail how i expelled urine into all the places in chicago.

>>727515664
Do you think id be possible to piss off Everest? Or would my dick fall off from the cold before i could?

You and me are brothers on another level, bonding over piss

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>>727515599
>>727515664
>>727515684
i love you

>>727514083
What's zoning out ?

>>727515880
its when you zone out.

>>727511732
Same with the chockys

>>727515443
i do this while playing 2048

>>727515443
Holy shit me too

>>727515911
Oh ok thanks>>727516000

>>727511465
M O D S

>>727513542
fu

>>727514893
You ma'am are a saint

>>727515744
I think you could piss off of everest if you really tried.

It would be a difficult quest, but I believe in you my brother.

>>727513505
Are you me? Except for the wizard part anyway, also I'm 21

I'll spend at least an hour or two trying to find the perfect porn video whenever I fap, usually have over 30tabs open before I start sifting through them. Do this every night and wonder why I'm so fucking tired all the time

>>727510462
you're fucked my friend. join the club :P

>>727509903
xD

>>727514948
its yours, save away friend

>>727513581
I did this when i was like 10.

>>727513542
All of these. You're a fine man, anon.

>>727509453
I enter random cycles in my life where I flex my abdomen for no reason all day I don't know why it's just like an urge

I also squeeze both temples with my fingers until it hurts and slap myself in the face to snap me out of it


I'm literally insane

I collect smegma until my foreskin and head hurts/itches and looks sore, just to smell it.
Also I get yellowish liquid under the head.

>>727510462
washing my nails after clipping them too

>>727509453
I imagine continuing lines on intersections of rectangular stuff on the floor and think it to intersect with others stuff and pretend to not step on them.

>>727516092
>>727516143
Glad i am not the only one

>>727519411
this is my life
thank you for the most simple explanation ive seen

>>727513680
HA. Almost the same but diagonally. Like a bishop

>>727514649
Absolutely fucking please do it