Secrets thread! Lets get it rolling.

Come on anons I wanna chat with you all :(

All the women in the world are in a global conspiracy where they lie about how universally attractive I am and it distorts their reality.

Hitler did 911 and bush did nothing wrong...

Me and my ex girlfriend got into an argument and she stormed out and got in a fatal car accident on her way to her place.

i cheat on my military husband a lot, i'm depressed, i can't sleep, and i wanna headbutt a train and see what happens

im a nigger

i pay to have sex with old fat prostitutes and i love it

>>727508242
Tonight I received nudes from a woman married to another woman. I'm a man. I don't feel bad though because I think he partner is cheating and never has sex with her. So we had a virtual fap session.

I would totally fuck a trap if they were 100% passable.

>>727509120
leave him , move out, and come clean

>>727509307
i got a bj from a post op trap, lost a part of my soul, be careful

>>727509120
Do you post in every one of these threads cause I've seen that same thing like 3 or 4 times before

Is this some strange form of bait? How can we know anymore? Does bait even have meaning at this point? Does anything?

>>727508242
I like pissing and wetting myself, and see other people do the same

>>727509431
It's legit, her name is georgia and she comes here all the time. These secrets threads have their own little community inside of them.

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>>727508242
My first "sexual" experiences were with relatives and family members.
I always wonder how common is something like that

I'm in love with a woman but I'm too shy to make a move,
she's probable into me aswell,

>>727508242
I almost had dog dick in me once. I feel ashamed just thinking about it.

>>727509893
I wish my first experiences were with family members. I'm very jealous of you. That sounds hot. You should greentext your favorite time.

>>727509971
>she's probable into me aswell
What are you waiting for then, anon?

>>727509990
>I wish my first experiences were with family members
What family members are you thinking about? What would you like?

>greentext
If someone else is interested, I will. It's actually nothing really new, I've seen similar stories many times, and that's what make me wonder if having experiences with family members during your youth is more common that most people think.

Also
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
That too, of course

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I like voluptuous more than long legged model

>>727510125
We're interested
This is /b/.

>>727509120
go to bed georgia

>>727510265
>>727509120
also: I have actually headbutted a (stationary) freight train when I used to work with rail. Not recommended, they're pretty unyielding

>>727510125
Well if I had a sister than I'd have liked to fool around with her, but I do have a really really cute cousin that I've always had a thing for. We're pretty close and i've always wanted to make a really small move, but I just dont think she's into me that way.

Also, post it anon. I love me some incest stories.

>>727509893
sauce?

I blackmail girls on omegle

>be me
>be 14
>discovering fetishes
>watching fake incest vids in bed
>jerking off to a pair of my sister's panties
>close to leveling up
>DINNER TIME
>older sister walks into my room to tell me
>parents never installed a lock into my room
>ohshit.avi
>tells me to get my ass out of bed and into the dining room
>leaves without noticing anything
>deathofboner.jpg
>but some precum still on panties
>wipe it off with my fingers
>fuckit.gif
>drop it in the hamper

There's more, but I'm not sure if I want to continue.

>>727510480
how?

>>727510563
keep going.

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>>727510245
>>727510365
Ok, but be aware, a lot of fag stuffs are involved...

Long story short, I start to discover sexuality when I was about 10 and I fooled around with my cousin (male, same age).
We started watching each other cock and then started touching them.
Eventually, his sister (one year older than us) joined, and sometimes (but rarely) we involved my sister as well (a year younger than us)

>>727510598
Get them to bate then tell them I recorded it and will put it online. Watch the just orgasmed face turn to horror and tears. Makes me compressed carbon every time

>>727509099
That's one way to win an argument :^)

>>727509120
You should try it and see what happens, let your husband know what you've done before you do him the favor of killing yourself though.

>>727510770
>Get them to bate

How?

>>727510770
show us a video of it. that's hilarious as fuck

My boyfriend thinks I'm a year older than I am. We're moving in together next month

>>727510977
>My boyfriend thinks I'm a year older than I am
Why?

>>727509307
I would too. I enjoy anal but I don't like the concept of homosexual intercourse and I don't like the male physique. I want to go balls to balls deep while still playing with some titties.

>>727510998
We meet when I was 15. The legal age is 16 and he's three years older than me.
I'm shocked he haven't found out. I'm 18 now, he thinks I'm 19

>>727510977

Tits & timestamp or GTFO

>>727510744
sauce on that pic

>>727511093
Shouldn't you tell him about that now? I mean, I doubt it could make any difference now, he could even be pleased that you lied about your age just in order to fuck with him.

>>727511096
I'm a male.. still wanna see my tits?

>>727511138
Google rapetub bro

>>727511138
I don't know the name of the film, sorry

>>727511186

Oh so youre kinda a little fag, on both sides
Its fine keep thoses nice man tits for you

>>727511186
no man tits but you can show us some boy pussy

>>727509893
More common then you would think

>>727511311

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45WDBJFmJPo

>>727508242
I was on the giving end of less than consensual sex in juvie

>>727510976
I rarely record them, if I were to post I'd most likely be vanned

>>727509990
I sneak into my mothers room at night and smell her feet while I jerkoff , for a while I think she knew something was up cause she started wearing socks to bed but for the last month or so she's back to sleeping barefoot .

>>727510563
We're all doing a little opening up here /b/ro

I like trade nudes and videos with girls

>>727511593

Me too lets join our forces bro

>>727510668
>after dinner, mom asks me to do the dishes while she does laundry
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck.jpg
>try my best to convince her to switch but she won't have it
>ticktockticktockticktock
>mom and sis have a screaming match over the panties I threw in earlier
>cringeface.png
>mom accuses sis of fooling around with bf
>forbids her from seeing bf outside of school or else she gets grounded
>momzilla storms out
>sister beings to wise up, probably
>i had never clenched my asscheeks as hard as i had before that moment

More?

>>727511720
what happened after?

>>727511380
your filthy memes only makes my dick harder for your boy pussy

>>727511720
More please.

>>727511720
Keep going, it has good potential.

>>727509893
Me and my older cousin (both guys) have done pretty much everything there is to do without getting into kink. Started when I was probably 6 and he was about 9.

>>727509120

That's called being a woman. Nothing to see here.

>>727509279

How does it smell?

>>727509321

Don't come clean unless he already intuitively know. It will break him.

My wife won't come clean but I know so it just makes it worse. I wish I never got wise to the situation.

>>727509321
yeah don't ever tell him. end things, move on. no reason to hurt him in the process.

just be honest - you can't be a military wife, you need more attention, sorry that is how it is.

>>727510194

That's called fat, nigger. Not "voluptuous".

>>727511869

papa bless

>>727509893
pretty common, depends on how far you went though. sibs/cousins fucking is rarer. oral / touching is common. families with "healthy" incest do occur but are very rare. normally when you have incest you have sexual abuse going on at some level. but I've met people who grew up in families where dad fucking daughter, or grandpa fucking mom was just something that happened.

>>727512351
Does she still cheat on you? Why not break it off?

>>727512475
Are you from middle east or middle west?

>>727512578
I live in the US. I've met lots of weird people.

>>727512475

Consanguinity ruins family really, but if the abuses in question dont occur kids then its "fine" (not fine for the mind of the poor girls who where raped)

>>727511862
>2am
>everyone in bed
>insomnia
>scared of my sister and how she'll put my ass through hell
>door creeps open quietly
>pretend to be asleep
>someone crawls under my bed
>goingtohell.jpg
>hands pull down my shorts
>wait, what?
>dick starts to rise
>could this be it?
>silence for five seconds
>HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN
SCORNED
>surge of pain rushes through my penis
>yell loud enough to wake up the house
>she quickly gets out
>i run down to my fridge to grab a glass of ice
>press it again my dick and hold it for a solid ten minutes
>as if by miracle, parents don't wake up
>next morning, mom asks me why i keep squeezing my crotch
>sister comes in, tells her that i've been watching porn, and that it probably hurts because i masturbate too much
>HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A DISGUSTED MOTHER
>have my laptop taken away, and all computer privileges revoked for 6 months
>sister didn't talk to me until winter holidays (about 8 months?)

So yeah, my sister got revenge on me by sacking me in the sack and lying to my mom that I was watching porn (but she didn't know I was actually watching it).

>>727512750
Aww I wanted some sexy times. Did you guys ever talk about it?

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> At family gathering
> Wife's family
> Married sister-in-law is there
> Everyone's drinking
> Me, Wife & Sister-in-Law are the only ones left
> (Not sure how it got started) Sis kisses Wife
> Clothes come off
> Have a threesome with Wife and Sis
> Sis is married
> Feel like her husband is going to find out any day now
> Still can't believe my wife slept with her sister
pic related (wife)

>>727512883
They probably did that shit all the time when they were young anon.

I fantasize about killing myself most of my waking hours. Don't show many other signs of depression. I think i will do it sometime. Have tried several anti depressants and lithium. None help. I work at a university chemical lab with several easy ways to kill myself.

>>727512847
No. But she tortures me to this day by secretly referencing the incident in the most opportune times.

>>727512996
Actually no. My wife was surprised. They hated each other when they were kids.

>>727513041

kys.

>>727513048
How so? You should just flat out bring it up to her and say you were just a horny teen and didnt mean to get her in trouble.

>>727513124
So is their relationship better now after the threesome? How long ago was it?

>>727510892
Talk to them get them horny. It's a cattle market there

>>727513191
About a month ago, so it remains to be seen. She did say she was way too drunk and would never do it again.

>>727513128
That's kinda the plan.

>>727513261
Huh. Sooo they haven't talked about it at all? I'd figured they would have. maybe that was just her way of making it up to her as fucking weird as it would be.

>>727513268

I am myself in third year pharmacist student

pretty much all the knowing and the products to kill myself painless everyday, and suffering of severe depression (treated with an antidpressant so I dont want to kill myself everyday at this point but yeah)

>>727513374

Also french so my english is shit

My girlfriend (25) wants to fuck a high school guy (16-18, which is totally legal where I live) and have me watch them.

>>727513343
Maybe. They're night and day. Her sister is very prissy and married to a corporate lawyer. My wife is a nurse who drinks whiskey neat. I still can't believe I watched them kiss and suck each other's tits. Plus, my wife was cool with me fucking her. I'm really confused. If they've talked about it, it's news to me.

>>727509792
people call me georgia cuz im in the state georgia, its not my name

>>727513568

Do not agree to that at any term

>>727513625
Why not? I kinda think it would be hot.

>>727513622
Well, people refer to you as 'georgia' in these threads, and even that creepy pedo fuck question guy always says "hi georgia". So in a sense it's your unofficial name for secret threads. So your name is georgia for the sake of these threads, unless you want to give us your real name, which you wont.

>>727513150
She does it every time I make fun of someone else's sex life/or someone starting to discover what sex is.

Take this one example: I once made a mean comment on this fat guy in her social circle. I said something which involved comparing the size of his body to his penis. My sister retorted (paraphrasing), "Well, unlike SOME people, we don't know how big his penis actually is... blah, blah, blah."

Anyways, I think she understands the situation now that it's been a few years since. She doesn't really my apology as I sometimes see her mischievous smile whenever she makes an inside reference. I think humour is just the way she copes with situation.

I'll admit - it was well-deserved revenge.

>>727513568
In other words, she wants to cuck you. Do you want it or not?

>>727513848
I mean, yeah kinda.

The whole idea is pretty exciting. We just don't really ever end up doing it.

>>727513915
Just dont let it get out of hand anon. Give her too much freedom and she'll start fucking whoever she pleases and then will leave you for a guy she is cucking you with.

>>727513752
Oh okay, so she is just having fun with you at this point. I was saying maybe to apologize if she hates you or something but I'm guessing you guys are cool now, right?

Also, just a random thought, but have you ever gotten off to the fact that your sis touched your penis?

>>727513974
Leave me for a 16 year old? I seriously doubt that...

She only seems to be into the high school guy idea specifically. Not cuckolding in general, so I'm not too worried about that.

>>727513609
Yeah idk man, I mean as long as your wife was cool with it I wouldnt give a fuck if your sister in laws husband found out. Just fap to the memory anon, and maybe when you have sex with your wife bring it up how she made out with her own sis, maybe she'll like it.

>>727514037
yeah i meant someone older if the cucking gets out of control. but if its just highschool dudes you're probably fine.

>>727514101
Yeah I wouldn't be into getting cucked with a guy my own age. It's the younger guy aspect that makes me ok with it.

I want to rape a nympho so we have awesome surprise sex. I'd never roll the dice because I'm black and in Virginia.

>>727514076
Tried it. No dice.
I'm worried because he's a rich corporate lawyer and I'm low wage /b/tard. If it ever came out, the family would blame me and not their daughters.

>>727513727

Unless you take her in DP

>>727509120
Post nudes?

>>727513915
Be careful anon, a lot of people think the idea would be hot and then quickly find out. 'Huh having another guy fuck my gf is kind infuriating and she seems to enjoy it a lot more than with me'

Just don't be surprised if it ruins your self confidence, relationship and maybe even your life.

I catfished my crush with her ex to get nudes from her

>>727514340
Eh, I think you'll be safe. Your sis in law either liked it, doesn't remember, or knows it was partially her fault as well. I doubt she would try to maliciously hurt you guys at this point.

>>727513622
Post nudes,,?

>>727514506
I think I have the self-confidence to deal with a high school guy fucking my girl.

Plus it's her fantasy, and if I ever want to delve into some of my more out-there fantasies, I should be open to hers.

>>727514565
Thanks for making me feel better anon.
It's a weird problem to have. Most people would think you hit the incest/threesome jackpot. But the next day, reality hits.

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i sucked a cute cosplayer girls toes recently

I'm fairly young and regularly sell my body to older guys on Craigslist.

I hate myself for doing it but I need money for uni and too autistic to get a job. I'll probably end up killing myself because I'm not gay and don't enjoy it at all and it's crippling my self esteem.

I put my finger in my ass every day all day long and smell and lick off the ass juice and shit and I'm ashamed every fucking day. Plus eat my boogers all day like it's a fucking addiction I can't stop I twitch in public if I pick my nose and can't eat it

I've given serious consideration to sucking a dick just for the life experience

>>727514965
I actually did this a few times too.

I honestly didn't mind it. It was good money when I really needed it.

How much do you charge?

>>727514965
What state do u live in ?

>>727515063
Between 400 and 800. Keep in mind I was young.

>>727515124
...how young?

>>727515108
Australia

>>727515152
Legal age..

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I fap to my cousin multiple times a day, pic related she's on the right.

>>727515124
What do you do for $800? That's quite a lot.

>>727515223
Whatever they wanted. Bdsm usually.

i once beat it 7 times in one day lol

>>727514965
>>727515124
Never really used craigslist, but is there any possibility maybe there are some older women on there that you could sell too?

>>727515345
I got SUPER into incest threads starting around september/october of last year and would regularly beat it on average 5-7 times a day. Shit was wild.

i took 7 tramadol an raped my lesbian best friend. she woke up and i started crying. that was 2 years ago an i haven't spoken to her since

>>727515408
my nigga

I have a girlfriend who I love very much, but I am bi (she doesn't know) so I have a few guy fuck buddies.

On top of that, she knows them and thinks they are just my guy friends. So when I am supposedly out with my guy friends, I am actually taking it up the ass all night.

I steal money from my best friends dad who has alzheimers

>>727515624
How does she not notice your ass has been getting fucked?

>>727515767
She doesn't really pay attention to my asshole at all...

>>727513041
Leave the academic career, it's killing you. Find a simple job, find a girl. Life is surprisingly simple after all, you just need some friends and someone to love

>>727514965
Stop selling yourself and start selling drugs

>>727515262
That's not so strange that you feel destroyed, BDSM can be really devastating on your soul if you aren't able to cope with it

I killed my little brother and got my mom sent to prison for it.

>>727516184
Damn story?

>>727516044
The first time I got fucked I balled my fucking eyes out, something I hadn't done since I was 12. The guy fucking me thought it was part of the role play and kept going harder.

Another time I was getting slapped and he kept slapping and slapping and slapping, eventually I broke down.

Both those times I just dealt with it. Didn't stop them. I just needed the money.

>>727515907
if you managed to convince her to fuck you with a strapon, would you still want to be fucking guys on the side?

no judgement here btw, just wondering

>>727516184
yeah can we get the story here? that sounds prety brutal

Wife is an ugly Taiwanese chink with delusions of grandeur because she thinks she is "beautiful". Useless bitch has a failed bath salt online business because the product is just as cheap as her ugly face.

>>727517313
Damn kill her with your pillow

I've fapped in everyone of my friends houses

>>727517313
Post a pic?

The surface of the earth is stationary. All celestial objects rotate around polaris counter clockwise. You dont live on a ball. Heliocentrism is sci-fi space fantasy.

There's an alleyway at the side of my house and kids hang around drinking and smoking. I walked up there a while back and three teen girls asked me to buy the alcohol.

What do I get for this?

One looks at the chubby one and says, she will show you her tits.

I bought the alcohol for them and true to it the chubby one flops out two nice puffy ripe tits.

I whipped cock out and started to fap. They didn't seem impressed but I shot my load on the floor and left.

Woulddoitagain/10

A few years ago turned a catfish situation into getting laid.

She was just over the AoC, and I was almost 20 years older than her.
Fucked her on the front porch of her family's house in the middle of the night.

After we finished, grandma woke up to walk the dog, so I ran off, jumped into my car and drove off.

That night as I was driving home she texted me about how much fun she had. The next morning she texted me something like "I hope you don't have any STDs" and that was the last I ever heard from her. Lol.

>>727516449
I can't give too many details, but I'll do what I can.

>years before most of the people here were born
>come home from school one day
>little brother screaming and crying
>every day, non stop.
>mom didn't care, ignored him whenever he cried.
>can't sleep, try to go to get him to be quiet.
>get angry
>use a certain weapon to make him stop.

Sorry it has to be so vague

>>727518938
Approx how old were you?
Do you feel bad about killing, or mom getting punished for it?
Was it a one time dumb thing done as a kid or do you have urges to kill again?

>>727510125
Nah I messed with my fam too. I think it is actually really really common.

>>727519322
Yea me and cousins did this stuff when we were younger, both male and female. It's just curiosity, also did it with a neighbor girl.

She started that actually when she asked if she could watch me pee. Then asked if she could touch.

>>727514965
How much do you make a week avg? In a big city?

>>727519322
I messed with my male cousin one time when I was a kid. We were the same age.
Not sure how it started but I'm pretty sure it must have been his idea (he's gay, I'm straight.)
My sister and his sister (obvs also my cousin) watched through the keyhole in the door, and I think they told my aunt, because then aunt chased us with a knife and threatened to cut our dicks off.

Also now when female cousin and I get drunk together she talks about wanting to fuck me. I've thought about it before but it's too weird to reminisce about memories with grandma and then transition that to cousin fucking.

She's cute, huge tits. If not my cousin I would have banged her years ago.

I have sex in the missionary position solely for the prupose of procreation.

>>727520211
Dude if you fuck her... I promise it will be lit. You will bust heeps of jizz. lol

>>727520478
You sick fuck

>>727519074
I was younger than 14. I don't feel bad at all or have any remorse doing it. I don't think I'll ever kill another person again, but the breaking the resistance of skin was an absolutely amazing feeling. I can still feel what my hands were doing, And I don't have any qualms with my mom going to prison for it. She was a terrible person anyway, and I might not have gotten away with it if she wasn't as terrible of a persin.

About a week ago I "rode" a massager and came from the anal stimulation.

Of course I've always been bi-curious. Thing is, while it felt no better than just jacking off, it didn't feel bad. So i cant justify never doing it again?

I remember talking to a mutual friend who found out i was bi and wanted to flirt, this was long before last week and i figured i wouldn't enjoy it. Now that i know i would enjoy it leaves me indecisive

>>727512298
the ones i fuck smell nice, they shower before each client