What's everyone drinking tonight?

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Drinking a Coopers Sparkling Ale while listening to this.

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the GET drunk never said to stop drinking

>>727505793
>>727505898
Coopers are shit
Plus they are owned by Bible bashers

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Slaying a couple of these brewskis

>>727506206
It's 4 Tallies for $20 atm plus i love their extra stout.

>>727506279
Nice. I live in Australia I think the Kirkland is a Costco brand? How are they?

>>727506279
lol. storebrand beer. you see something new everyday i guess

Baja blast from Taco Bell like a real man you baby back bitch. I drink IPA beers I'm a bad ass. Respect the drunks lifestyle. I give a fuck what it is, steel reserve, listerine. If I'm boozing on 4chan, my dicks in hand. I ain't posting I'm drinking a beer. That's what facial book and snap chat is for. Sick tat op you're a fucking rebel, gage your nose next 666

>>727506936
/The cancer that killed /b/

>>727505793
Nice /thread OP

Got any dick pics?

>>727505793

Used to be my fave brew.

Had to cut it cold after that bible bashing shit

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>>727507750
Closest dick pic i got

>>727505793
Tattoos and Coopres KYS

>>727507896
I am unaware of what happened? I don't really keep up with current affairs. Care to elaborate?

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>>727507900
I came.

poor mans vodka and mtd voltage

Steel Reserve, going cheap as fuck.

I just want to get drunk.

>>727505793
you're drinking gout?

>>727507933
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-14/coopers-brewery-not-involved-gay-marriage-video/8351894>>727507933

Steam rail pale ale

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>>727505793

I have about 6 more of these.

Today is my day off, so I'm gonna attempt an all nighter.

>>727508154
People fuck up sometimes. If you stopped supporting business' that fuck up you wouldn't have anyone to support.

>>727505793
DESPERADOS!

>>727508580
True

>>727505793
AYYYYY
DRINKING THE SAME BOI
pouring tallies into schooner glass i stole from a pub

fucking on ya mate, never seen a fellow cooper's fan on here

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>>727506588
>>727507900
>>727508444
>>727508688

Nice

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>>727505793
Same be here mate. x6 down x6 to go.

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>>727508688
Right there with ya bloke!

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>>727505793
peee

>>727508855
Hell yeah buddy! BWS got a good deal on Tallies right now.

>>727508958
I only drink Coopers more now because of the Left bashing against them and the media shitstorm of the SSM / Bible society saga.

>makes me feel a like a redneck. Which I'm happy with as a suburban white male.

>>727508958
Lol is tallies an eastern states thing. Thought you guys called them king brown or some shit.
Long neck is the right term btw.

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In order from early this morning to now.
(Don't judge, I work nights..)

>>727509114
Tallies all day long in Brisbane. King Browns are XXXX Bitter tallies. Where are you from that you call them long necks? I got mates in Sydney and Melbourne that call them Tallies aswell.

>>727509127
Mate, drinking beers in the morning is amazing whether you work nights or not. Don't be ashamed.

>>727509236
Long Neck in Sydney confirmed.

>real men drink Long Necks cause Jake from "Once were Warriors" drank Long necks.

>>727509108
I just looked that up, had no idea.
Wtf I love coopers now

>>727509278
>drinking beers in the morning is amazing whether you work nights or not
Ain't those words the truth.

>>727509288
But the neck is no longer than a regular stubby? Wtf? Tallies or Tallboys. Sorry.

>>727508867
fuggin noice m8. was on the stout for a couple weeks, now on the red. tfw your shit looks like vegemite after a big night of best extra stout.

have a good one, brother!

>>727509236
I'm from WA. Swan Draught long necks are decent

>>727509127
Shit son, I count 9 beers. Looks like 0.5 liter cans.
5.2%?

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>>727509384
They use to have long neck back in the day.
>pic related.

>>727509457
Yeah, i can see why they would call them long necks. how long ago were those big rigs getting around?

>>727509449
>5.2%?
Yep. Just normal pilsners.

>>727505793
My family is alcoholics and I avoid drinking just because they remind me of their fucked-up selves when they're drunk, but rarely (one time a month, or even one time a year, or even more), I drink a little bit of rum with lime juice and I feel like I'm an alcoholic :/

>>727509550
Lol pussy

>>727509550
>I drink a little bit of rum with lime juice and I feel like I'm an alcoholic :/
Don't son. My fathers side, included dad him self is severe alcoholics.
I drink once or twice a week. No problems, can go weeks dry.

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>>727509552
That's a sick looking cigar, what is it? Here's what i'm smoking. Been in my humidor for close to 3 years.

>>727509656
I know, I'm a soon to be trap so.

>>727509665
Exactly, my dad just had a withdrawal seizure and started to literally scream and growl all day.Still he doesn't want to go to the hospital.

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>>727509532
>Yep. Just normal pilsners.
Every time I see Swedish people drinking I imagine my trip to Sweden back in 2008.
My first trip to a cold, snowy place.
I expected heavy coats and warm fires.
Got Swedes drunk, in swimming shorts playing drinking games in the snow outside the pub lol.
They have anti-freeze in their blood or something. My Aussie ass was frozen solid.

>>727509774
Only took 56 replies till a beer drinking thread turned into a trap thread.

/thread.

>>727509774
ehh dude, it's up to you what you do, it's your life. I was a severe alcoholic for 5 years. I only drink once a fortnight now on a friday, it's something i look forward to now instead of something i need.

>>727509895
No

>>727509858
Had pretty much the same experience in Norway (I live in South Africa) Crazy people.

>>727509895
Psyops

>>727509895
Usually they just turn into "alcohol is real bad and stuff" threads
fucking pussies can't handle their shit, annoying

>>727509858
That's a cool pic mang, got any cool stories from your time in Sweden. Aussie here wishing to spend some time in a cold country gettin' pissed.

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Just killed one of these. Working on my sailor jerry now.

>>727510303
Captain Morgan is good, but I don't know how anyone cam drink more than a few sugary drinks like that,especially with coke or something.

>>727510303
That's a cool bottle. How much different is it than the regular Captain Morgan?

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>>727505793

>>727510377
once you get shitfaced, you cant taste anything~desu

>>727510030
>Got any cool stories?
Sure, was there for 4 weeks. Mostly in the far north.
I think the best one was my first three nights.
>Arrived in Kiruna - Lapland around 1 'a'clock in the morning, jetlagged as shit.
>Decided to look around town before finding my lodge.
>Holy shit, northern lights. Entire sky green.
>It's cold as shit, -36 Celsius.
>Decide to find my lodge anyways before I freeze.
>Get lost just outside town, couple of older gents walk by, I stop them and ask for directions.
>Their English is understandable but not great, turns out my lodge is over 2 hours away.
>They invite me home since it's getting even colder and snowing, turns out they are brothers.
>I spend the entire night in their awesome cabin drinking Swedish moonshine and listening to their hunting stories and how their old house got crushed by an avalanche.
>Pass out.
>Wake up around 9, the guys have fixed me up with a snowmobile, gps and three big bottles of moonshine.
Those old dudes were freaking cool. Probably around 60-70.
Really set the tone for the rest of my time there.
Will return and visit the south of Sweden next year.

>>727510646
you are an inspiration, anon

>>727510646
Oh man, that sounds so cool. I am terrible with directions so i could imagine myself being over 2 hours away from where i want to be at any given time.

>>727510716
>you are an inspiration, anon
Kek you should have seen my "accident" when I first encountered reindeers.
Was out getting used to riding a snowmobile (it's a lot harder than you think mate) and suddenly, 500+ reindeer walks out in front of me.
Nearly shat my pants. Flipped my snowmobile.
Luckily no one saw me haha. Turns out there is thousands (tens of thousands) of reindeer just roaming the countryside. A little different from the critters and koalas back home.

>>727505793
This kunt, Your joking....that is literally the shittest beer. Just had one at my mates place and out of respect I had to finish it. Literally washed my mouth out afterwards.

>>727510936
Can you just ride around there? Like if I ride around on my dirtbike here in "Murica" I gotta be really careful with where I go or some hillbilly fuck will chase me down.

>>727511011
Op here, what's ya fav beer?

>>727509278
Shower beers are even better haha

>>727511054
Coronas, Heineken and Carlton Dry (on tap preferably)

>>727511053
Yeah mate. Sweden has some kind of law that gives you the ride even on private property as long as you don't disturb anything. It's really nice.

>>727511074
I work a 5:30am til 2:00pm shift, drinking a beer or 2 in the shower at 5am is amazing.

>>727511129

He asked for beer, not piss colored water

>>727511187
Yeah, it's the bomb.

Carlton Dry m8s

>>727511242
It's recycled Mexican piss. Can't go wrong coz they're full of drugs.

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>>727511074
>>727511187
Ice cold beer in the sauna with your friends is even better. Scandinavian style.
(They even pour beer on the hot rocks, meaning you are sitting in beer steam kek)

>>727511315
Australian summer is practically a sauna up north......match it with almost frozen beer and your laughing.

>>727511129
Those are all decent beers, i have had my fair share of each but i do like coopers if the price is right. I usually stick to Guiness tallies for their price to alcohol content ratio. Keep drinkin bloke.

>>727511374
>Australian summer is practically a sauna up north.
I know mate, Aussie my self (Darwin).
But after you been out in -30 all day getting inside a 104 degree Celsius sauna is amazing.

>>727511315
What sort of beer are they pouring on sauna's over there that's not worth pouring in ya mouth?

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>>727511552
The most common beer I saw up there was called Norrland Guld, it's pretty good.
But the Swede's drink sick amounts of beer mate. They can spare a can.
>pic related, normal beer shopping over there kek.

>>727511716
Kek goddamn. That's worse than my local Tesco when they have sales. Didn't think that possible.

>>727511716
What's a slab of Norrland Guld gonna set ya back?

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>>727505793
usually this creamy delight but have given it away for a couple of months cause after more than a decade on it It's getting a bit old

>>727511837
A lot mate. Sweden is expensive as hell compared to Aus.
Around 60 AUD for a slab of 24 cans.
A lot of Swede's apparently go to Germany and buy in bulk with 60% lower prices.

>>727511844
Have you tried the Guiness Extra Stout stubbies? They are incredible, so much better than the cans they put out.
>>727511987
I've paid more for a slab of beer but i don't know if i would pay 60 bucks for a slab of the swedish equivalent of XXXX gold.

>>727511242
Ha exactly right. He couldn't have picked three worse brews. Must be a chick

>>727511403
sorry but you have no idea. Those are three shit level sock wash drinks and Guiness doesn't taste as good as coopers stout and is weaker, assuming you're talking about the locally made Guiness. The real Guiness tastes better than anything but is really low alc 4.2%

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>>727512548

I'm talking about these Guiness tallies right here. I'm not the kind of guy who cares what kind of beer someone drinks, whether it's a Powers Gold, Brisbane Bitter, or a Carlton Mid as long as you are having a good time.

trying to find out how much rum it takes to kill an adult human male

so far, clinical trials unsuccessful

>>727512548

Corona is good with lime. beer snobs are worse than meat snobs lel

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>>727512306
if you mean this one I didn't know it existed. $69.99 for 24 but 6% unlike the cans piss weak. I'll spend $20 and try a six pack, cheers for the heads up

>>727512997
What sort of rum?

>>727513071
That's the one mate, it's much better than the shit that comes in those 440ml cans.

>>727512809
fair enough, excuse my foolishness, i'll keep an eye out for it

>>727513227
All good mate, where abouts in Aus do you live?

>>727513315
Sydney. I don't remember ever seeing that at the local Dan Murphys, I'll see if they can order some in, really love the taste oof guiness but can drink the cans like they are cordial, hence why I go for Coopers stout

>>727513494
100% guarantee they are there at your local Dan Murphys. They are everywhere in QLD I can get the Guiness Extra Stout Stubbies in nearly every bottle-o around. You won't be disappointed they go head to head with the Coopers Best Extra Stouts in terms of strength, flavour and alcohol content.

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>>727513085

its not bad, neat bottle too

>>727513494
I feel for you guys, you don't even get the proper Great Northern...

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>>727513494

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Was heavily binge drinking for 6 months, day 40 sober, had withdrawls and now i have low blood sugar issues and i can't smoke my own cannabis without heart issues. Fuck alcohol, this is me during a attack that happens if i don't eat like a rabbit.... again, fuck alcohol

>>727505793
Skyy blueberry vodka and cranberry ginger ale.

>>727514069
40 Days sober dude? that's rad? i'm trying to get sober now but it's really hard. Got any tips to help me out?

>>727513675
if they are there they are not kept anywhere near the other Guiness. I'm out west and suspect it's not that popular in this area cause at times they drop the price to $50 for 24 cans of 4.2% kiddie brew. That's the only time I'll buy it.

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>>727514225
Honestly, it wasn't that hard for me, i just put the bottle down. but the withdrawls where fucking brutal (increased heart rate, pale skin/excessive dehydration, whole body tremors and pain from head to toe, a confusing state of mind, stomach issues that are painfull, and fucking insomnia) can't even smoke my own crop... this is my cookies and cream..

>>727513835
What area are you? The stubbies I buy are 1.8 standard drinks @ 6.3% alc

>>727514225

I'd say kill yourself. Like myself i know its pretty much impossible for someone like myself binge drinking every night for several years. Anyways. Back on topic. Earlier, i was drinking Beefeaters Gin and Strawberry lemonade cocktail mmmm... And now on to Johnie Walker Black Label. More mmmm

>>727508097
>mtd voltage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccaZNdp5QX0

muh mind

>>727514600
I'm in QLD, those are tallies not just regular stubbies.

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Elo anons. Im a hacker from Poland and im drinking a beer called Soldier (Wojak)

>>727514878
aaah that explains it

>>727514781
Anyone could do it jackass, it's the problem of low blood sugar that fucks with me, its not nearly as bad as last week, the week before that, etc. I still hate my life now but i was on the verge of suicidal for the past 5 weeks (if i was a little bitch i would have) but I'm trying to see how far i make it in a couple weeks or months.

>>727514069
As a note, used to drink for 1 year, only 6 months 5-7 days a week, drinking anywhere from 64-96 oz's of mikes harder mango (8%) and a half a pint to half a 1/5th in 1 day, would wake up and repeat, was spending around $15-30 a DAY on this shit. Withdrawls where one thing i wasn't expecting to get...

>>727505793
Homemade Kilju

>>727514908
Poland high five ;)

for fucks sake. im going to have to start smoking weed or something to get off the pills and booze

>>727505793
Ah! Good old Adelaide tap water. Nice work Cunt. Very nice work.

my kilju

>>727516546
Don't just make the switch, just taper it down.

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>>727516700

Well yeah. Thats the plan. Im trying but easier said then done.

It doesn't help having this in my bedroom 4 feet from my keyboard...

>>727516825
I had half a 1/5th of jack before i quit (im the one with the 6 month withdrawls) i know it's tough, but if you look up the damage it causes on a cellular level you would want to quit. Shit fucks your immune system, insulin production, and skin, organs, amd receptors in the brain. My shit is so bad that i cant even smoke weed without having increased heart rate or dehydration (i was smoking on amd off heavily for 8 years) i fucking hate myself but im glad it didn'tgo any further... Wasn't expecting withdrawls but fuck i can't imagine years of abuse....

>>727517055

Yeah i know i need to curtail this shit in the next few years and sincerley hope i can keep it up. But then again, everyone's body is different. For example my ex girlfiend is 10 years older than me so 44yo and when we were together she would drink damn near a fifth of sky vodka every night. And she's still healthy and relatively youthful for her age. Another thing that amazed me was that after a night of hard drinking i would usually have a hangover and she never got one. Also you see like old ass 80 year old chinese dudes that smoke 2 packs of cigarettes a day without a worry in the world.

Of course this isn't any reason to abuse your body buy hey. Some were born to handle this shit.

Sorry to derail this thread in to depression.

>>727517580
Actually i wasnt bad till i quit, i too never had a hangover, and once i quit my body made me pay the price. Just lower your dosage man.

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>>727506279
>store brand

Store brand master race Rockdale

coopers sparkling is fucking champion

haven't drank in nearly 2 weeks, feels good man

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I notice most people in this thread are all up on the beer tip. I myself living in california have a plethora of microbrews to choose from. If you ever come to this corner of the world, enjoy our beers. They are a plenty