Dubs decide

Where's the rest of the herd?

>>727505677
kill yourself you fat cunt, no one will ever love you while you weigh as much as a small car

Listen I'll get straight to the point. I NEED a pic of them teddies

>>727505753
Kek

THAR SHE BLOWS

>>727505842
this

>>727505866
winrar

>>727505841
Dude, you kind of suck at this

OP delivar them teddies

Hey, want me to send nudes?

>>727506019
Re roll

>>727505940
what? i HAVE to come up with something original and memey? why cant i just participate with minimal effort?

>>727506019
this

>>727505841
wow. such a funny, inspiring contribution
Faggetttttttttt

>>727506019
this pls

>>727506107
Not original. But don't make her fucking bolt 45 seconds in. You got to build this shit up

>>727506019
rollio rollerino rollerooo!

>>727506019
Rerollllll

teddies = titties Everyone knows that babycakes. U want a dick pic?

>>727506019
This this this. Rolling for it

>>727506255
I winrared again! On a roll baby!

>>727506255
checked.

>>727506255
My mother fucking hero

hey,
i heard you farted and created cyclone debbie in australia.
please respond

>>727506362
reroll

>>727506362
this.

>>727506362
Awww come on.....There's a few thousand kcal in it for you

New girl....

I just haven't felt the touch of a women for so long. Please. I need this. I'm so miserable

>>727505677
Hey, quick question. How do you know which chin to use when you put on a bicycle helmet?

>>727506482
this now

>>727506474
Second that

>>727506482
this is not a girl, this is a tank.

>>727506482
>>727506482
this

>>727506482
this kek

>>727505677
She makes Jabba the hutt look like a starving Ethiopian.

look Nocile, I'm a man and you're just like a woman. Let's cut to the chase here. We both have a certain special needs. needs that need fulfilling.
Show me the burgers

>>727506482
Rerollingrollinrollin

>>727506600
fuck!! 3 in a row baby

>>727506600
double dubs!

I'm going with she bolts

>>727506626
this nao. Witness 4 in a rw booooooom!

i see potential here, please go on.

>>727506777
winrar

>>727506777
I see your two pair and raise trips

>>727506626
This

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Shes so boring

>>727506626
this op reroll

>>727506482
kek, rolling for this.

>>727505677
hi nicole,
i am incredibly attracted to you, i can't keep away, i walk past you and i feel this immense longing to want to be with you...
your gravitational pull is extreme

OP
Send her a picture of your feet. But glaze them in mayonnaise

>>727506978
Rolling for this

>>727506626
Roll

I occasionally ejaculate and let the semen dry up on its own.

>>727506978
Reroll

do you want to meet up for a coffee or something? get to know each other, maybe something great will come out and we will might be together in a relationship.

>>727506937
ROLL

>>727506933
winrarbkek

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>>727507015

>>727506978
roll again

>>727506933
winrar

"i went to mcdonalds and ordered everything for you, supersized, but i feel like it's not enough"

Haha, sorry, I'm rather spontaneous at times (KEK). Want to boink at my place after I have dinner?

>>727506927
How baby look I like my girls BBW. The kind that wanna suck you dry and eat some lunch with you, you know what I'm saying my gorgeous little hippopotamus? How about you come over and suck my dick than I'll buy you a couple of Big Macs? Sound good?

>>727507143
kek

>>727507188
WINRAR

>>727507188
Winrar

>>727507188
>>727507199
double winna

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>>727507188
>boink

fucking lol

>>727507199
Holy shit win

>>727507057
roll

>>727507199
Winrar

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>>727507188
>boink
>after dinner

MY SIDES

>>727507199
Winner

Its building up to a beautiful crescendo. I can feel it

>>727507188
holy shit that is funny

i'am not a man for one night, you have to fight for me, like you fought for the 33 Chili Cheese Burgers that one night.

>>727507321
Hi Jeff

>>727505677
i can shower you the worldnews.

>>727507188
That is the most cringey, yet considerate, post I've ever read.

>>727507449
it surely is a thing of beauty

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>>727507188
that escalated quickly

>>727507188
hahahaha i'm screencapping that shit for future cringe/dubs threads

Sit rep?! OP

>>727507588
Damn

>>727507584
Dubs thread. kys yourself

>>727507666
winrar

Abandon thread everybody

Nicole is boring me

>>727507648
Don't be like that, Nickie. Stop digging for attention and all that. Let's just bump uglies and call it a night.

You're a women? Sorry, I thought you were a man

>>727507746
ROLL

>>727507666
For fuck sakes

>>727507746
>bump uglies

rolling for your meme lingo

>>727507753
this this this

>>727507746
fucking lol, rolling.

>>727507746
this pls

Damn, I cant hook you up, my harpoon broke

>>727505677
What a boring conversation. You have no game.

Stop playing hard to get. You're annoying me. Let's just have intercourse and get it over with.

>>727507746
cmon bb

>>727507885
Kek. Reroll

I'll lick under your chin folds for $5.

Look. Are we going to exchange ugliez or what? I'm giving you my best shit here.

>>727507746
R O L L
O
L
L

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>>727507199

>>727507746
Please do that, OP.

>>727507746
come on

Diarrhea

>>727507746
fucking lol

i haven't heard "bump uglies" in years

>>727507746
roll

gotta be direct like that

>>727506927
Why does this one sound so true??

>>727508033
WINRAR

>>727507746
if kek wills it

>>727508002
I'm bringing it back

>>727507648

I want to stick my fist so far up your cunt that I can pick you up and use you like a stupid, vapid, useless, blubbering flesh puppet.

>>727507262
She fucked you bro!.. that sassy land whale served you

i'll lick ur asshole for $100

>>727507746
come on op give us this as a gift to the /b/ros here

>>727507746
Rolling for cried favorite

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>>727508033
>>727507746
We got a winrar right there boys

>>727507746
Fucking rolllll

>>727507935
Why do you think anyone would like a fat land whale like you? This is the most action you're going to be getting in your life, let me do the honours, whale.

OP SAY YOU'RE POLICE AND SHe'S UNDER ARREST FOR SEXTING WITH A MINOR

"So How many times have you ate the shmegma from ur rolls?"

>>727508193
Dude. You kind of suck at this.

>>727508234
ROLL

i'll lick ur asshole for $1000

"When was the last time youve seen ur feet"

hay bae u wan some fucc? how bout we get some mamba jambas and go down on us 2nite?

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>>727508266
WINRAR

"Do Those burgers got a side of mayo?"

>>727508311
Jesus she's so fucking stupid

>>727508311
holy shit. a fat girl with no personality.

SHE IS GOING /NOWHERE/ IN LIFE

>>727508234
THIS

>>727508355
That's gonna do it right there

Ask her how many chins she thinks she has

>>727508355
Jesus she is so fucking stupid. GO oP

>>727508266
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER

How about we go to Wendy's and we get a little busy in a booth? I'm going to cum so little.

>>727508234
>>727508266
OP DON'T IGNORE THIS YOU NIGGER

>>727508264
I think breaking self esteem of an obese cunt is the best

>>727508388
>>727508399
boi quite the line up here

>>727508311
God damn she's annoying

>>727508399
WINRAR

>>727508358
Top kek

>>727508266
Winrar

>>727508388
Be direct about what i got to say

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>>727507648
>self respect

>>727508617
"So are you aware you have more then 1 chin"

>>727508639
Kek

I'll fuck those glasses right off your landwhale face.

Do you like animals? I could buy a couple of oven mitts for my dog so he can fuck you where the shit comes out.

>>727508802
Rerolling:^]

>>727508802
Fuckin, this op.

>>727505677
call her, make whale noises, hang up.

remember to post what she texts you after.

>>727508802
dis

>>727508909
cringe

i understand u have self respect but have you tasted butt hole, one lick and you'll want to get to the center of the tootsie pop

>>727508962
you have something better?

and i didnt mean do it for like 2 sec then quickly hang up.

>>727508639
I dunno whether if I agree it makes me fag

I'm sorry babe I just get nervous when I'm horny. how about we go out for some chum? I'll pay.... I think.... approximately how much does one of your meals cost? I might have to go to the bank first xxx

>>727509100
win

>>727509100
kek

>>727509100
checked

OP here seems like she left me on read lol

>>727505753
fucking roll kek

>>727507262
Fat people humor..

>>727509157
she's reading them at least, keep sending till she blocks you

>>727508978
rerollz

>>727509250
only joke she knows.

Ok op, this one was a boring fat piece of shit, start a new one

>>727509540
Yah i would but i dont know many womans

Listen here you fat cow, you ain't gonna get any better and I know that pussy hasn't been seen or serviced in decades. Come over here and let me pound that Mariana Trench you call a fucking vagina

What's her kik

>>727509864
Star19941996

>>727509360
her life?

>>727510019
No chill

You say you have self respect, yet look at you. Land whale of the millennium. I'll bet you've never made the effort to walk more than 10 feet in the last 15 years. Yeah, I know you've got a mobility scooter. Last chance, I know you haven't ever got any, and I'm willing to boink up your snatch. Let's bump our uglies, my soldiers will be happy, your burger will be happy, can we just?

>>727511078
>never made the effort to walk more than 10 feet in the last 15 years
>your burger will be happy
kekek roll

>>727511078
Say this OP.

>>727511078
feckuroo need em dubs m9!!!

>>727511078
god damn anon brutally honest yet so full of mercy

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>>727511078
kekel mane, das it

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>>727511078
ROLL ANDDDD CHECK EM BITCH

Look, I love fat chicks so am I please feed you KFC while you fart on my lips
>please dubs please

>>727511078

germany demands it!

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>>727511078
yes roll 4 dis
>>727511339
almost dude!

>>727511078
KUK RELL?

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>>727511078
cursed post. undubsable. ROLL

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>>727511500
O SHEET NIGGA

>>727511078
This

>>727507143
Bitch, are you running out of breath typing or some shit?

>>727511500
>>727512788
Damn nice bois

DIE

RIP thread