Trips decide my intro

OP will deliver

Small penis big heart

>>727506665
wow I almost had quads!

Small penis big heart, I promise I'll make u cum ladies!

>>727506840
This!

manga hentai anime! cum suck my boy clit XD If you are a femenist GTFO

>>727505616
A freelance architect student, graphic designer and developer. An ardent feminist and social justice dreamer who believes there are few things in life better than meeting new open and interesting people for a nice chat over a glass of red wine.

>>727506665
This.

m'ladies !

looking forward for som heavy focking

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>>727507554
Pfft, no such thing as freelance student.

I hold the Guinness World record for standing on one foot: 2 weeks 3 days 4 hours 56 minutes 37 seconds. My first girlfriend was a botany student from Malaysia that could eat an entire loaf of bread. Thirteen out of fourteen of my siblings were aborted by my mother but I still keep them with me at all times.

I may look like a faggot but I'm really a nigger at heart. Let me be your nigger.

just trying to get my dick wet

I'm only on here to get laid and get over my obsession with child porn

>>727506665
Oh shit m8, nice almost-quads

Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I liked you because you're a female, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

>>727510388
What if OP is a cocksucker?

>>727507554
Shit man, I used to be an architect student half a year ago

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>>727509089
Till someone rolls trips this will be my intro

>>727511231
kanker

Only swipe right if you have the good AIDS

"Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch"

>>727506665
rolling for this

>>727511231
choose the most autistic , good job anon

>>727505616
Intro to what? To /b/?

>>727507554
What is this gay shit.

>>727512417
*sarcasm * ffs , chances are you'll get some mindless girl with than than with >>727511231

>>727512582
Im not trying to get a girl, this is just for fun

>>727512838
make it fun and get da gurl . win win

you can do better just not this shit>>727511231

>>727513086
abortion and nigger bit is good though

>>727513086
How about rolling trips then

>>727505616
Autistic micro penisers have hearts too!

I have 30 days left to live

im a nigger jew faggot lookin for some sweet pussy

>>727514063
roul

>>727505616
infidels must die! ALLAHU AKBAR!
april 25. will be the day. i'm planing to suicide bomb my local police station.

>>727514356
roll

>>727514356
reroll

>>727514356
do this OP

>>727514356
DO IT FAGGOT

>>727514356
#trips activated#

I have a double penis.

>>727514356
ALLAH WANTS IT

>>727514356
roll
OP will not deliver anyways...

I have 2 weeks more to live, help a virgin out

>>727514356
Winner

>>727514555
lol I am winrar

>>727514555
lame get

do this instead >>727514356

i just dont like black ""people"" so if ur are black dont speak to me ok?

>>727515197get

>>727515313
333

14/f/cali

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"I'll give you the best 24 and a half seconds of my life!"

I have had a full penectomy so only message if ur ok with that

>>727515447
rerolle

>>727515197
rr

>>727515447
this

>>727515447
getgetget

>>727510388
rolling

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>>727514555
Winrar detected

>>727514356
Trip reroll and I'll pick this one