(Pick unrelated, just needed one.)
>Be me.
>At a little cafe/tea/coffee shop.
>Nothing really interesting happening.
>Just here for a quick drink before doing some errands.
>Notice someone I know.
>Start chatting it up about current issues and topics.
>Someone notices us.
>Female, blue hair, at least 300lbs.
>OH GOD THAT SMELL.
>Mixture of grease and cheap perfume.
>Starts calling us a bunch of "RACIST, SEXIST, CISGENDER, PATRIARCHAL MYSOGINISTS!!!"
>Friend noticeably disturbed.
>Backs away, logically.
>Leaves me to deal with SJWtard.
>lolfuckwhatdoIsay.jpeg
>Flat out telling them "No I'm not" never works.
>Reverse psychology time?
>Look at her straight in the eye.
>Give her a death stare.
>She's... noticeably shaken.
>Yell "HEIL HITLER!"
>Everyone looks at me in shock.
>SJW in full triggered mode.
>Tries to be tough shit.
>"W-w-w-what did you j-j-just say to m-me?"
>Get out of my chair, knocking it onto the floor.
>I do that Nazi-salute thing, repeating myself.
>"HEIL HITLER!"
>She runs.
>I give chase.
>For a good 4-8 blocks I chase this baby walrus-in-training.
>Constantly yelling at her "HEIL HITLER!"
>After a little while I lose her at the intersection.
>Head back to the cafe.
>Pick chair back up.
>Sit back down.
>Act like nothing happened.
>Most exercise she's gotten in years.
fuck you this is a sexy airplanes thread
How fat are you? She out ran you and escaped
>>727504470
I was going easy on her, should've noted that.
>>727504470
he wasn't trying to catch whatever she had and also
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>727504664
THIS. I LOVE THIS.
test
>>727504313
Should, for some odd mystical reason, actually be true....than you are a god OP
>>727504313
I really, really wish this was real.
>>727504468
Fw190s later model
>>727504495
F82
>>727504566
La5?
>>727504625
P51s
>>727504724
B5n?
>>727504313
>Female, blue hair, at least 300lbs.
kek, theres always one
>>727505080
oh damn thats sexy
>>727504731
Holy shit how fucking new are you
>>727504892
kek
nato stole russias superior plane designs.
>>727504313
Is this loli or a real girl? http://www.ipanon.com
>>727505795
hitlers fighter/bomber
>>727506471
europoor "fighter"
no match for a mig-29
which was its whole fucking purpose
ITT: a good thread rekt by random plane pictures
the most agile fighter on earth...
damn those ruskis know how to make a plane