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Crusader Recruitment Thread Post to find your rank! >Singles:

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Crusader Recruitment Thread

Post to find your rank!
>Singles: Infantry
>Dubs: Captains
>Trips: Generals
>Quads: Royalty
>00: FILTHY SARACEN SCUM! GET HIM!
>69: Court Jester

DEUS VULT MY BROTHERS! WITH YOUR HELP WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM!
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Deus vult
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ayy lets sack constantinople amirite
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my sword!!! give me my sword!!
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My name is Jewless Seizure and i am ready to enlist.
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You saracan scum will bow to me!
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>>727477283
Welcome my brother! DEUS VULT!
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DEUS VULT
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>>727476914
reroll
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DEUS VULT
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"D-Deus Vult, r-r-right g-guys?" *sweats nervously* "No-No saracen here haha...ha..." *gulp* >.<
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Deus Vult nibba
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NON NOBIS DOMINE
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>>727476914
Ave maria!
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>>727477725
TRIPLES!!

I am a General, infrantrofags
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AVA MARIA!
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>>727476914
rolling
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>>727476914
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>>727477561
DEUS VULT
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"Gosh these men are all so big and strong! Their muscles glisten with sweat, and they're making me wet! Oh how i wish they would ravish my saracan ass!... Nani! What am i saying?! Baka baka baka! Daddy will beat me if he realises i'm gay T.T" *wipes sweat from brow*
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Bitches i'm royal.
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ROLLER
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>>727478000

You copied and pasted those zeroes just like your missiles, Best Korean scum!
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god wills it
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>>727478000
IS THAT A SARACEN!!!!!
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Rolling, Help me Kek
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>>727478000
SARACEN GENERAL!! GET HIM!!!
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watch me kill a s a r a c e n
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I shall fight until the day the Holy Land is rightfully reclaimed
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>>727476914
DEUS VULT!
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>>727478129
Get back in the field soldier!
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"T-they still haven't figured out i'm a saracen! Well, time to make my way to the kitchen and eat all of their delicious fruit roll ups!" *tiptoes to the kitchen like a kawaii little catgirl =^.^=
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>>727478507
YES SIR.
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Does someone need another soldier?
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>>727476914
Thou art I and art are thou.
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Death to infidels
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Rollin' cunts
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>>727478000
FUCKING SARACEN
DEUS VULT,
AVE MARIA!
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Step aside, Godfrey of Bouillon coming through
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Now watch me whip and then enslave them
Now watch me whip whip and then enslave them
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>>727476914
bow down
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To arms men!
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>>727476914
Rolling
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>>727476914
might as well roll for jester
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Deaus vilt nigar
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*Noms on fruit rollups while sitting crosslegged on top of table with war map on it, smiles with a kawaii face*
"Om nom nom nom!" ^_^
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>>727476914
I shall lead my people to victory. Non nobis, Domine !
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Rollio
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I'm Jesus
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>>727476914
>Keep calm and free the holy land!
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Taking back jerusalem
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>>727476914
Deus Vult
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>>727476914
Its not luck laddy, its skill.
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Deus vult!
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allahu akbar
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*looks around nervously* <.< >.> *takes another fruit rollup* "OMNOMNOM OMG I'M SO FUCKING KAWAII!!!"
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>>727476914
Heading towards Jerusalem as I roll
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>>727479200
found mohammedan
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>>727479200
Die, infidel scum ! Enough plaguing this land with your false prophet !
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>>727479200
Said the Saracen! GET HIM!
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>>727479200
DIRTY SARACEN! DEUS VUUUUUUULT!
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>>727479400
DEUS VULT! KILL THIS SARACEN!
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>>727479400
The thief shouts "Catch the thief !"
DIE BY THE SWORD ! For the Order !
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Fuck the jews though am i right
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>>727476914
Reporting for duty
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rolling jewish numbers
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>>727476914

Call me Captain Sand Nigga Killa
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im finna run up on a saracen i swear on my moms b
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>>727476914
roll
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>>727479386
And what are these heathen ways to cook a steak?! The True Way is brown all the way through with lots of ketchup for dipping.
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Niggers
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I will fight!
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>>727476914
Enlisting
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>>727479573
I'll call you SOLDIER GET BACK INTO THE FUCKING FIELD!
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Though flagbearer hath arrived. Worry not, brethren !
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>>727479400
......we should tag team these hey sues cucks laddy boy
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Ave Maria!
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>>727479777
Awaiting your command, general !
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>>727479777
OUR FIRST GENERAL
DEUS FUCKING VULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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roll for Deus Vult!!!
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you have my sword
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Deus Vult!
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>>727476914
Rell
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>>727479777
DEUS VULT MY GENERAL!
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>>727476914
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DEUS VULT
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Time to retake the hollyland DEUS VULT
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Old meme funny idea. Rolling anyway.
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Deus Vult!
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>>727479995
You almost became the Pope, my nigga.
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Gl plebs
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DEUS VULT
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>>727476914
KEK VULT
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Deus Ex!
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>>727480386
GET BACK TO THE SIEGE LINE MAGGOT
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Deum ut det mihi vires
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jggvvfcvbjm
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Non nobis domine
Non nobis !
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Rolleronie
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ayo whats up b i t c h e s
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GOD WILLS IT
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>>727479777

I used to be a general like you, but then I took a Saracen arrow to the knee.
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>>727476914
>Goyim taking Jewish bait
lol Oh yeah brother, Deus Vult my brother. Let us participate in war against the 'enemy', goyim amirite?
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>>727481033
You are not worthy of your rank. I'm stripping you of it.
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>>727481120

It is Saladin himself! To me, brothers!
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>>727476914
Vult
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>>727481232
Thou shalt not talk to a captain like that! Bake to front lines, maggot!
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Si Deus pro nobis qui contra nos
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>>727481232
What right do you have talking to a captain?
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H-haha, dues vult right guys?
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>>727481555
right captain!
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>>727481435
I have fought countless battles, and slain tenfold as much Saracen dogs.
I have earned my rank, and would never mock our ways and our cause. Do not underestimate me, commander.
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DEUS VULT DEUS VULT
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>>727476914
Ayyyy wuddup
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Screee
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>>727476914
roll
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I can has rank now?
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WE ARE THE CHOSEN ONES
WE SACRIFICE OUR BLOOD
WE KILL FOR THE HONOR OF GOD
WE ARE THE HOLY ONES
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Rolling!
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Ot retake the holy land!
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>>727476914
DEVSVVLT
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>>727481863
Yeah, its call front lines!
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DEUS VULT
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>>727477561
DEUS VULT
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>>727481863
Yes. You're infantry.
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>>727481555
DEUS VULT
AVE MARIA

JERUSALEM BELONGS TO GOD!!!
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DEUS VULT!
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>>727479995
CEASE THAT ANIME FAGGOTRY INFIDEL
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>>727476914
DEUS VULT
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Deus Vult!
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Roll.

Constantinople shall be ours, brothers.
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I promise I won't get all political
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>>727478000
REEEE
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roarino fags
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deus vult
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Dues vult
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>>727476914
Daisy Valt
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>>727482815
reroll
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>>727476914
deus vult
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ave maria
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deus VULT
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WE WILL RETAKE THE HOLY LAND
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Purge the filthy muslims
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Salute me you peasants
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>>727476914
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>>727476914
TAKE JERUSALEM
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I'll roll. Please saracen.
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ROLL FOR THE PATRIARCH
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TO ARMS!
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Deus Vult
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Hchello. I am Abdulseph Husmith and I'd like to take holly land for Alla- I mean God and the Pope
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Bow down to me you peasants
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>>727483979
Tfw so close to being jester ;-;
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Rolling for court jester
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for honor
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>>727476914
We will take Jerusalem
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Post DEUS VULT in this thread, or your mother will convert to Islam tonight in her sleep
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>>727476914
Deus vult!!!
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Deus Vult!
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Deus Vult my brothers
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We will retake the holy land
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Shall I sing thee a song for amusement?
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Deus Vult
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Deus Vult!!!!!!!
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>>727484159
KEK VULT!
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I wish to enlist
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>>727484419
DEUS VULT!
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Shall I squeeze the tip of my penis for thy entertainment?
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>>727476914
I-I--O-O-Ok then
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Deus vult
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>>727476914
Anywhere I'm needed
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Captain, reporting in
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>>727476914
Deus Vult Brother
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>>727484526
R-R-Re-Re-Rerolling
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Deus Vult
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>>727476914
Gr8 thread m8
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Deus vult
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>>727484740
M-My name w-will be Coward<Jew
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>>727476914
Ready for battle sire.
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nigger
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Formations men! Formations!
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My life for God!
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>>727476914
Deus vult!
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AYO
HOL' UP

SO U BEEZ SAYIN'
I CAN BE
CRUSADIN' N' SHIET NYUGGAH?
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>>727476914
God will know his own
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FOR THE HOLY LANDS
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>>727476914
Deus Vult!
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Rawling
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deus vult
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Deus Vult cunts
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D E U S V U L T
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rollzz
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DEUS VULT FELLOW CRUSADERS
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My life for Ner'zhul
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>>727485322
We got a nigger captain
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Dues Vult!!
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DEUS VULT!
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>>727485854
Fucking nigger's got a KFC bucket on his head and a chicken drumstick on hand

OUR DIVISION IS FUCKED
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>>727485322
a fucking nigger gets to be captain and i don't?
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I'll be infantry any day. DEUS VULT
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LET US UNITE BROTHERS
DEUSVULT
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Rolling nig nogs.
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oy vey
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>>727476914
Deus Vult
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>>727476914
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>>727476914
DEVS VVLT
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Rawr
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Its towel head killin time
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>>727476914
Dues Vult
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FUCK YEAH WHATS MY JOB WOOOOH!
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>>727487444
allright you FUCKING MAGGOTS GET THE FUCK IN LINE GOD DAMN IT WE ARE ROBBING THE RICH RIGHT FUCKIN NOW elon musk, bill gates, both a negative on those targets, MOVE OUT MAGGOTS
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>>727487576
Nu
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DEUS VULT!
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>>727487444
>>
Deus Vult 2 u 2
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>>727487444
Ayo
Hol' up
So you beez sayin'
I gots to walk n' shiet?
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>>727476914
roll
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deus vult
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what is a deus vaulting
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Time to become Royal Blood
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>>727476914
Roll
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Muslims are shit
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>>727476914
Role that shit
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>>727476914

roll.
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>>727476914
>>
DEUS VULT
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FUCKING HERETIC SCUM!
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Deus Vult roll
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Deus Vult
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FUCING DEUS VULT !
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Deus vult
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Nigger
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>>727489666
Satan is a General
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DUES VULT
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>>727476914
nani?
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>>727476914
im a atheist but i wanna save europe and the west from the muzziez so ill join you guys
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Deus Vult
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To arms, my brothers!
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>>727476914
ayyyy
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DEUS VULT
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>>727490700
oh no
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>>727490700
GET HIM
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>>727476914
you left out my quints
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>>727490700
A FILTHY SARACEN SCUM! BROTHERS! BURN HIM FOR THE SAKE OF OUR GOD, also rolling for enlistment
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>>727476914
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Dues vult
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>>727490832
>>727490522
welcome to the unit buddy
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>>727490700
SARACEN SCUM!! DIE WITHOUT HONOUR
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>>727476914
PRAISE ALLAH!
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>>727476914
My turn! My turn! What am I?
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>>727476914
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>>727491183
A faggot
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>>727491183
OH COME ON, I'M JUST INFANTRY?! GAAAAAAYYYYY
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>>727476914
lul god's on my side so im not wrong
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Rolling for deus vult
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>>727490700
Begone heathen
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>>727476914
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I Live to serve
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>>727481963
>crusaders calling people infidels
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>>727476914
Here goes nothin'!
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>>727479400
Boy if you dont
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Saracens get Out!
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>>727476914
DEUS VULT
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>>727491569
Infeldel means people not of your religion, something like that.
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>>727490700
Filthy hertic
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>Dues
>Vult
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DEUS VULT
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Surely Ill be a royal but lets see
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DEUS VULT
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>>727477848
General Newfaggetry tbh fam
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>>727491425
clean it up johnny
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>>727476914
roll
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>>727476914
God wills it.
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Deus vult
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>>727476914
Praise the sun!
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rekt
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