Crusader Recruitment Thread
Post to find your rank!
>Singles: Infantry
>Dubs: Captains
>Trips: Generals
>Quads: Royalty
>00: FILTHY SARACEN SCUM! GET HIM!
>69: Court Jester
DEUS VULT MY BROTHERS! WITH YOUR HELP WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM!
Deus vult
ayy lets sack constantinople amirite
my sword!!! give me my sword!!
My name is Jewless Seizure and i am ready to enlist.
You saracan scum will bow to me!
>>727477283
Welcome my brother! DEUS VULT!
DEUS VULT
>>727476914
reroll
DEUS VULT
"D-Deus Vult, r-r-right g-guys?" *sweats nervously* "No-No saracen here haha...ha..." *gulp* >.<
Deus Vult nibba
NON NOBIS DOMINE
>>727476914
Ave maria!
>>727477725
TRIPLES!!
I am a General, infrantrofags
AVA MARIA!
>>727476914
rolling
>>727476914
>>727477561
DEUS VULT
"Gosh these men are all so big and strong! Their muscles glisten with sweat, and they're making me wet! Oh how i wish they would ravish my saracan ass!... Nani! What am i saying?! Baka baka baka! Daddy will beat me if he realises i'm gay T.T" *wipes sweat from brow*
Bitches i'm royal.
ROLLER
>>727478000
You copied and pasted those zeroes just like your missiles, Best Korean scum!
god wills it
>>727478000
IS THAT A SARACEN!!!!!
Rolling, Help me Kek
>>727478000
SARACEN GENERAL!! GET HIM!!!
watch me kill a s a r a c e n
I shall fight until the day the Holy Land is rightfully reclaimed
>>727476914
DEUS VULT!
>>727478129
Get back in the field soldier!
"T-they still haven't figured out i'm a saracen! Well, time to make my way to the kitchen and eat all of their delicious fruit roll ups!" *tiptoes to the kitchen like a kawaii little catgirl =^.^=
>>727478507
YES SIR.
Does someone need another soldier?
>>727476914
Thou art I and art are thou.
Death to infidels
Rollin' cunts
>>727478000
FUCKING SARACEN
DEUS VULT,
AVE MARIA!
Step aside, Godfrey of Bouillon coming through
Now watch me whip and then enslave them
Now watch me whip whip and then enslave them
>>727476914
bow down
To arms men!
>>727476914
Rolling
>>727476914
might as well roll for jester
Deaus vilt nigar
*Noms on fruit rollups while sitting crosslegged on top of table with war map on it, smiles with a kawaii face*
"Om nom nom nom!" ^_^
>>727476914
I shall lead my people to victory. Non nobis, Domine !
Rollio
I'm Jesus
>>727476914
>Keep calm and free the holy land!
Taking back jerusalem
>>727476914
Deus Vult
>>727476914
Its not luck laddy, its skill.
Deus vult!
allahu akbar
*looks around nervously* <.< >.> *takes another fruit rollup* "OMNOMNOM OMG I'M SO FUCKING KAWAII!!!"
>>727476914
Heading towards Jerusalem as I roll
>>727479200
found mohammedan
>>727479200
Die, infidel scum ! Enough plaguing this land with your false prophet !
>>727479200
Said the Saracen! GET HIM!
>>727479200
DIRTY SARACEN! DEUS VUUUUUUULT!
>>727479400
DEUS VULT! KILL THIS SARACEN!
>>727479400
The thief shouts "Catch the thief !"
DIE BY THE SWORD ! For the Order !
Fuck the jews though am i right
>>727476914
Reporting for duty
rolling jewish numbers
>>727476914
Call me Captain Sand Nigga Killa
im finna run up on a saracen i swear on my moms b
>>727476914
roll
>>727479386
And what are these heathen ways to cook a steak?! The True Way is brown all the way through with lots of ketchup for dipping.
Niggers
I will fight!
>>727476914
Enlisting
>>727479573
I'll call you SOLDIER GET BACK INTO THE FUCKING FIELD!
Though flagbearer hath arrived. Worry not, brethren !
>>727479400
......we should tag team these hey sues cucks laddy boy
Ave Maria!
>>727479777
Awaiting your command, general !
>>727479777
OUR FIRST GENERAL
DEUS FUCKING VULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
roll for Deus Vult!!!
you have my sword
Deus Vult!
>>727476914
Rell
>>727479777
DEUS VULT MY GENERAL!
>>727476914
DEUS VULT
Time to retake the hollyland DEUS VULT
Old meme funny idea. Rolling anyway.
Deus Vult!
>>727479995
You almost became the Pope, my nigga.
Gl plebs
DEUS VULT
>>727476914
KEK VULT
Deus Ex!
>>727480386
GET BACK TO THE SIEGE LINE MAGGOT
Deum ut det mihi vires
jggvvfcvbjm
Non nobis domine
Non nobis !
Rolleronie
ayo whats up b i t c h e s
GOD WILLS IT
>>727479777
I used to be a general like you, but then I took a Saracen arrow to the knee.
>>727476914
>Goyim taking Jewish bait
lol Oh yeah brother, Deus Vult my brother. Let us participate in war against the 'enemy', goyim amirite?
>>727481033
You are not worthy of your rank. I'm stripping you of it.
>>727481120
It is Saladin himself! To me, brothers!
>>727476914
Vult
>>727481232
Thou shalt not talk to a captain like that! Bake to front lines, maggot!
Si Deus pro nobis qui contra nos
>>727481232
What right do you have talking to a captain?
H-haha, dues vult right guys?
>>727481555
right captain!
>>727481435
I have fought countless battles, and slain tenfold as much Saracen dogs.
I have earned my rank, and would never mock our ways and our cause. Do not underestimate me, commander.
DEUS VULT DEUS VULT
>>727476914
Ayyyy wuddup
Screee
>>727476914
roll
I can has rank now?
WE ARE THE CHOSEN ONES
WE SACRIFICE OUR BLOOD
WE KILL FOR THE HONOR OF GOD
WE ARE THE HOLY ONES
Rolling!
Ot retake the holy land!
>>727476914
DEVSVVLT
>>727481863
Yeah, its call front lines!
DEUS VULT
>>727477561
DEUS VULT
>>727481863
Yes. You're infantry.
>>727481555
DEUS VULT
AVE MARIA
JERUSALEM BELONGS TO GOD!!!
DEUS VULT!
>>727479995
CEASE THAT ANIME FAGGOTRY INFIDEL
>>727476914
DEUS VULT
Deus Vult!
Roll.
Constantinople shall be ours, brothers.
I promise I won't get all political
>>727478000
REEEE
roarino fags
deus vult
Dues vult
>>727476914
Daisy Valt
>>727482815
reroll
>>727476914
deus vult
ave maria
deus VULT
WE WILL RETAKE THE HOLY LAND
Purge the filthy muslims
Salute me you peasants
>>727476914
>>727476914
TAKE JERUSALEM
I'll roll. Please saracen.
ROLL FOR THE PATRIARCH
TO ARMS!
Deus Vult
Hchello. I am Abdulseph Husmith and I'd like to take holly land for Alla- I mean God and the Pope
Bow down to me you peasants
>>727483979
Tfw so close to being jester ;-;
Rolling for court jester
for honor
>>727476914
We will take Jerusalem
Post DEUS VULT in this thread, or your mother will convert to Islam tonight in her sleep
>>727476914
Deus vult!!!
Deus Vult!
Deus Vult my brothers
We will retake the holy land
Shall I sing thee a song for amusement?
Deus Vult
Deus Vult!!!!!!!
>>727484159
KEK VULT!
I wish to enlist
>>727484419
DEUS VULT!
Shall I squeeze the tip of my penis for thy entertainment?
>>727476914
I-I--O-O-Ok then
Deus vult
>>727476914
Anywhere I'm needed
Captain, reporting in
>>727476914
Deus Vult Brother
>>727484526
R-R-Re-Re-Rerolling
Deus Vult
>>727476914
Gr8 thread m8
Deus vult
>>727484740
M-My name w-will be Coward<Jew
>>727476914
Ready for battle sire.
nigger
Formations men! Formations!
My life for God!
>>727476914
Deus vult!
AYO
HOL' UP
SO U BEEZ SAYIN'
I CAN BE
CRUSADIN' N' SHIET NYUGGAH?
>>727476914
God will know his own
FOR THE HOLY LANDS
>>727476914
Deus Vult!
Rawling
deus vult
Deus Vult cunts
D E U S V U L T
rollzz
DEUS VULT FELLOW CRUSADERS
My life for Ner'zhul
>>727485322
We got a nigger captain
Dues Vult!!
DEUS VULT!
>>727485854
Fucking nigger's got a KFC bucket on his head and a chicken drumstick on hand
OUR DIVISION IS FUCKED
>>727485322
a fucking nigger gets to be captain and i don't?
I'll be infantry any day. DEUS VULT
LET US UNITE BROTHERS
DEUSVULT
Rolling nig nogs.
oy vey
>>727476914
Deus Vult
>>727476914
>>727476914
DEVS VVLT
Rawr
Its towel head killin time
>>727476914
Dues Vult
FUCK YEAH WHATS MY JOB WOOOOH!
>>727487444
allright you FUCKING MAGGOTS GET THE FUCK IN LINE GOD DAMN IT WE ARE ROBBING THE RICH RIGHT FUCKIN NOW elon musk, bill gates, both a negative on those targets, MOVE OUT MAGGOTS
DEUS VULT!
>>727487444
Deus Vult 2 u 2
>>727487444
Ayo
Hol' up
So you beez sayin'
I gots to walk n' shiet?
>>727476914
roll
deus vult
what is a deus vaulting
Time to become Royal Blood
>>727476914
Roll
Muslims are shit
>>727476914
Role that shit
>>727476914
roll.
>>727476914
DEUS VULT
FUCKING HERETIC SCUM!
Deus Vult roll
Deus Vult
FUCING DEUS VULT !
Deus vult
Nigger
>>727489666
Satan is a General
DUES VULT
>>727476914
nani?
>>727476914
im a atheist but i wanna save europe and the west from the muzziez so ill join you guys
Deus Vult
To arms, my brothers!
>>727476914
ayyyy
DEUS VULT
>>727490700
oh no
>>727490700
GET HIM
>>727476914
you left out my quints
>>727490700
A FILTHY SARACEN SCUM! BROTHERS! BURN HIM FOR THE SAKE OF OUR GOD, also rolling for enlistment
>>727476914
Dues vult
>>727490832
>>727490522
welcome to the unit buddy
>>727490700
SARACEN SCUM!! DIE WITHOUT HONOUR
>>727476914
PRAISE ALLAH!
>>727476914
My turn! My turn! What am I?
>>727476914
>>727491183
A faggot
>>727491183
OH COME ON, I'M JUST INFANTRY?! GAAAAAAYYYYY
>>727476914
lul god's on my side so im not wrong
Rolling for deus vult
>>727490700
Begone heathen
I Live to serve
>>727481963
>crusaders calling people infidels
>>727476914
Here goes nothin'!
>>727479400
Boy if you dont
Saracens get Out!
>>727476914
DEUS VULT
>>727491569
Infeldel means people not of your religion, something like that.
>>727490700
Filthy hertic
>Dues
>Vult
DEUS VULT
Surely Ill be a royal but lets see
DEUS VULT
>>727477848
General Newfaggetry tbh fam
>>727491425
clean it up johnny
>>727476914
roll
>>727476914
God wills it.
Deus vult
>>727476914
Praise the sun!
rekt