This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is

Fedor is god

>>727471712

Non meming, I actually believe you

>>727471712
You ever seen Luke Rockhold nigga?

>>727472331
>Luke Rockhold
>Losing fight to Michael Bisping
kys

>>727472331
Have you seen Michael Bisping?

>>727472686
>Michael Bisping
>Losing fight to Luke Rockhold
kys

The Last Emperor.

I agree 100% OP

>>727471712
Is that Ilya?

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Let's write an apology letter to my son Shia lebouf .
Use this format
Dear [name],
I’m writing to say that I am very sorry that [insert what happened]. I can understand how upset you must be.

I feel that the fault is entirely mine, and I realise that my letter may not be welcome at this difficult time. However, I would like you to know that I am thinking of you, and if there’s anything I can do to help the situation you need only ask.

I hope that you don’t think this is inappropriate, but I have [insert what you’ve done to help make things better]

With my kindest wishes.

Yours sincerely,

[insert your name]
Also you won't get his next flag stop bullying him I've been told this is the place that has been bullying my son , it disappoints me you bully a hero .
Look I'm Shia's father and I hate you faggots. My son came out as gay and I told him I didn't want him living under my roof anymore. He moved in with his Jaiden and he's dead to me. But I have no shame in saying that I visit 4chan escorts and have blown my load many times in their tight asses. I even have a couple of beautiful Alt -lighters who do dom work and they throatfuck me, let me rim their holes and come all over my face. This has nothing to do with being divided. They are women with penises. The penis itself is not male, it's attached to a woman.
A FLAG IS A PIECE OF TROPHY ! A piece of my flag does not affect my sexuality. Do you let someone call you a pervert if your penis touches a pork chop? No. It wouldn't mean you were a porcinesexual.

A penis is flesh. A beautiful lady having a different shape of flesh will not change my sexuality. No matter how many of them I let inside me or how many I beg for their seed. I don't need to be called gay by narrow minded busybodies. How come this concern for policing sexuality only happens to straight men.

For sake of fuck, DO YOU REALLY THINK JAIDEN SMITH WAS IN HOUSES IN LONDON HAVING SEX WITH LADYBOYS he could afford it but no he was a gay

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This is what perfect body and height looks like.

Chad Mendes.

>>727473048
5'6" of bait you just posted

>>727473127
Look at that amazing body though. Women probably lick him all over. He's got a superhot wife too.

>>727473321
his wife is very attractive and wholesome. not some nasty bimbo slut like you'd expect.

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You're all wrong.

>>727473407
That's what I'm syaing. Height doesn't matter for him.

>>727473455
GSP is a fag who fucks 4/10 negresses and currymunchers as a cover for his gay lifestyle

>>727473455
Not with that sqeaky French Canadian voice.

Women did love him though.

Sawry laydeez.

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This thread is gay as fuck

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Daily reminder he got knocked out by a 185 pound manlet

>>727473048
Roid faggot stfu

>>727473937

IT WAS FOR A SKIN CONDITION DELET THIS

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>>727471712
Wrong.
This is the true ideal male aesthetic

>>727473937
naw bro he just took HGH for moisturizing his skin.

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>>727473929
Implying he's not one of the best ever

>>727473665
I like curry, you got a problem with that bitch boy? Continue eating your bland ass potatoes, no one cares.

>>727474400
i would literally kill you. i'm not saying i would fight you, i'm saying i would kill you.

>>727473929
We all know size and specifically height has no real advantage in professional MMA.

>>727473048
Yo virgin here. What will be my luck with women if I have the same physique and face and height but I'm brown and rich?

>>727474523
I was lurking, but this was too adorable not to say hi.

>>727474031
>>727474233
There is no cream for it retard
GHRP-6 is a growth hormone releasing peptide that is part of the GH secretagogues family of peptides. When you use this class of compounds, they will release growth hormone in the body on top of the growth hormone that already is made. Generally, it is constituted in a vial and then injected with a small needle subcutaneously at least 1-3 times per day.

>>727474564
Tell that to Jon Jones and Brock Lesnar.

>>727474685
I know that you fag.

>>727474698
Brock is a terrible comparison. For one since he has been beaten badly...
How about that both of those fighters are hopped up on drugs and peds....

>>727474564

> Weight classes just exist for fun

>>727474685

Hey, thanks for killing the joke Amy Schumer

>>727474680
it's a super secret /heem/ meme, newfriend. i can tell by your post though that i would actually literally fistfuck your face into the pavement if we were to tangle irl.

>>727474914
I meant in the realm of weight class. But seeing people fight in diff weight classes is proof enough.

>>727474580
Yeah man. Being rich is very handy. Rich+young+good shape is where it's at. Dress well, be confident, and go party my man. Be a happy and good person, make good friends and women will come (hard for women to ignore a happy, rich, young, attractive dude with friends). Best of luck anon, don't let your height mess with you, improve the parts of you that you can - friends, intelligence, being a better person.

>>727475028
Shove it up your vagina

>>727475034
Dad?

>>727472331

>lost to bisping
>demi lovato left him for some bellator scrub. pretty sure his dick is small

>>727471712
Fedor never fought a contendor, paper tiger at best. Probably not among top 10 heavyweights in any year he fought.

>>727474875
All Brock won, he won because of his size and brute strength. He would just takedown fuckers and punch them like a bitch.

Jon Jones is aided a LOT by his height, REACH and strength.

>>727475167
that's Mr. Dad to you

>>727474400

I'd rather eat bland potatoes than smell like a goats fucking rotten asshole all day.

>>727475340
I knew it was you, Mr. dad.

>>727475098

Dude you're actually retarded, just sit down fam

>>727471712
> peak performance

Gets knocked out/tapped by a Brazillian Derp, an old Hendo and Bigfoot fucking Silva.

>>727475396
he's probably autistic, go easy on him m8

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>>727475243
nigger please.

>>727475243

Nah that dude fucks, there's a joke among the UFC fighters that if any fighter gets with a girl Luke's got there first.

Like, he's fucked pretty much all the female fighters, ring girls and super fans that follow the UFC around, follow him on snapchat, ever day is just him doing something with a new bitch (Or two)

>>727475250

He fought a few contenders. He lost, but he fought them

Ie, Getting choked out by Werdum

>>727475557
That cock goes halfway down to his knee

>>727475557
TFW you just fucked Demi Lovato.

>>727475250
>Fedor never fought a contendor
>who are prime crocop, prime nog, prime arlovski, and prime sylvia

>inb4 faggot johnny come lately who didn't actually watch mma back then thinks arlovski and sylvia aren't impressive wins when they were both consensus ranked top 5 at the time and arlovski top 3

>>727475725
I just don't get it man. My dick isn't 1/10th of that dick. what the fuck

>>727475827

> Cro Cop

Gets fucked by Brendan fucking Schaub without the roids.

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horse meat

>>727471712
Good for a bar fight, but not much else.

Lean is the true ubermensch.

>>727475557
Confirmed fake

>>727476005
Probably fucked arriany after the fight.

>>727475360
Maybe you'd be less triggered if your food had flavour? You'd prob love life more.

But hey, here's a potato, I didn't put any salt on it because you seem to have enough.

>>727476005
Roids galore

>>727476096

I don't care. It's a dreamy pic.

>>727473048
To quote Conor McGregor, "Ees a fookin midget!"

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This is what peak performance looks like.

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>>727476135

yup

>>727476204

and yup!

Ubereem is best Overeem

>>727475250
When he destroyed Nog and Cro Cop, they were the best of the best in HW MMA.

The UFC had nobody in HW at the time. It was Sylvia and Arlovski (both of whom Fedor beat a few years later) and a bunch of HVAC repairmen and bouncers that fought part time.

MMA was a shallow pond at the time, at least for heavyweights.

>>727471712
>>727473929
These are the perfect body types. Women want that kind of look. Google it. Women want the "dad" look. But virgin fags don't know it and dont get it.

>>727476657
Don't argue with these ass hats. Cause he didn't fight in UFC hes nothing. Don't fight stupid they got more stupid experience than you.

>>727474685
How would one full dose effect you? Would it be enough to spark a growth spert? Like a Dennis Rodman-type thing. 5'6 to 6'7 at a late age?

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>>727476731

so....you're saying bitches would rather have post TRT dad-bod vitor instead of TRTitor?

>>727477092

Once your bones are fused, no more height growth is possible no matter how many buckets of HGH you inject.

>>727477092
confirmed short stack

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>>727475557

you catch spinning head kick bro.

>>727474914
Early MMA best MMA. Pride and others with no weight classes, head stomps, headbutts, power bombs, hair pulling were the best. Jon Jones wouldn't last with any legend. Dan Severn in his prime would kick Brocks boipussy.

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>>727477470

Amen

>>727477470
Jon would fuck up anyone from MMA except Anderson Silva.

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Wrong, this is.

>>727477092
Hgh is cycled weekly and for months normally. You wont grow if growth plates are fused.

>>727477320
Any weiner growth effects?

>>727477738
when do growth plates fuse

>>727477738
If I do it during a young age, like 20 and am in the middle of a growth spert, would it help or fuck it up? I have a friend with this problem who's a college player for some foo's ball team in the SEC...

>>727477993
Depends on your body and genetics.
How many IUs per injection you cycle.
>>727477860
Google and jose canseco. It may.

>>727478191
Gotta worry about organ growth.

>>727477721
Lil Nog in Pride days would have destroyed Jon Jones.
Big Nog in prime would kill Jones.
Nogueria bros best bros

>>727478191
Also if youre still growing why use?

>>727475360
Ok Cletus.

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>>727474523

>>727475028
Kek

>>727478706
Really just to see how massive the gains will be. My thinking of it is, 6'2 guy at a decent 200lb range will be good, but a man @ 6'7, higher 200lb's would be a fucking machine.

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>>727475243
>Demi lovato

Such a loss. He's a faggot for not throwing that train wreck out after busting the first nut.

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>>727475504

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>>727471712
Fuckin commie body

>>727475827
>arlovski

2nd rank fighter, bounced around UFC and abandoned to run to easier pastures when he started to seriously decline and coulnd't keep up with the pace of UFC in 08. Just the fact that Sylvia beat his ass handily is enough to put him in the discarded bin.

>sylvia

Beat the massively overrated Arlovski, and then got beat around, especially by old men like Cotoure. Beaten around by a bunch of no-names and ran off for easier fights like his buddy andrei

>crocop

Lol crocop was never a thing. Get over it eurobro.

>nog

lol.

Show me Fedor's fights with Lesnar, Mir, Carwin, Velasquez, Dos Santos... hell... even grandpa Cotoure... Oh wait.. you can't. He only fought chumps. He was too busy fighting Brett Rodgers, Matt Lindland, Jeff Monson, Singh Jaideep, and Zuluzinho. Who? Exactly.

>>727474580

>brown
>rich

pick one

>>727479155
You wont grow 5 inches du8thmbass haha. Maybe 1. If you lift you'd be 240

>>727479502
At the same time, you have to wonder if them or a bunch of other fighters took a payout. The last few Brock fights were awfully sketchy.

>>727479955
Whatcha mean? Brock clearly shouldn't have been fighting after the diverticulitis, he wasn't recovered. Getting kicked right in the gut where he had like 10 feet of intestines taken out had to have hurt like a motherfucker. Or are you talking about another fight

Btw just a follow-up on "Cro-Cop" - UFC record? 5-6! Unstoppable! What a machine!

>>727479817
Well, aim for the stars, right? I wouldn't have thought about it if I wasn't willing to risk it for big results..
I do appreciate all the educational posts. Y'all helped.

>>727480254
Look, Butch Coolidge knew when to take the money and ride into the sunset. What's not to say he didn't..

>>727480254
overeem has no honor, he targeted the spot from the start

>>727480254
CroCop is still winning in the Japanese circuit.

>>727480682
Dude lost cause. Give it up

>>727475827

don't forget randleman and the suplex of god that only made fedor laugh

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>>727471712
>>727471712

this is my goal.
if other dudes want to be super cut and lean, then that's their thing.
i prefer utility just as much as aesthetics.

my ideal percentage is around 15% body fat.
to me it looks and probably feels natural. stay warm in the cold weather, women like the feel too.

I got down to 15% last year and i'm currently building muscle mass.

>>727480839
He's a total badass. Member of Parliament and former special forces. Thats a full life lived like a badass. I wanna be him when I grow up.

>>727480682
Lol. If you can't make it in the 1st tier, and the 2nd tier is too tough, then japan has some fatty midgets that work as accountants during the day you can pad your record with.

>>727480593
great point?

>>727480572
I still am not sure what you're referring to - is it just that one Lesnar fight? You could be right, what do i know, but seems to me if he took a dive that would be done b/c in that case he probably would have had a bunch more fights in him. But I can't get in his head.

>>727481074
Dick or gtfo

>>727471712
I don't know why, but that is one of the gayest photos I've ever seen

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>>727471712
I can get buff easily but I find it's essentially useless. We're not a bunch of neanderthals anymore. Technology owns raw human strength many times over. The era for big doofus types is over and has been for a couple hundred years.

>>727481294
I was really just speaking in general about big fights. The investigation on old Ali fights makes me wonder how often shit like this happens.
On the Lesnar thing, I'm sure it had to do with that and that's probably what led to secret talks with McMahon and eventually the switch back. I'm sure it still heavy wear and tear on his body but nothing like an ass whoopin' from Santos or Overeem.

>>727473048
Wow he looks incredibly well moisturized

>>727471712
>this is my very strong personal opinion on something. You may not like it, but I am "Autismo the Magnificent", disagree and I'll stab you with my exclusive Naruto shuriken.

Fixed.

>>727473929
I bet a manlet could kick your ass too. You only use that word bc you're insecure.

>>727474147
*Is that a male tho?

>>727471712
i disagree. he is close to physical perfection but what makes him great is his skills.

>>727471712

peak performance eh? So then he can win the tour de france? The NBA Championship? And Win a gold medal in swimming?

LOL

>>727481826
doesn't look like he can run more than 3 miles either

>>727481510
first time on here?

>>727471712
Gotta say, it warms my heart to see /b/ giving respect to the last emperor. He really was a bad motherfucker in his prime, I put money on him over anybody before his knees turned to shit.

>>727481826
>The nba championship
I lold

>>727482041
Any of the fighters that were too incompetent to make it in the UFC you mean?

>>727482041
I wear his Afliction shirt every now and then to pay respects.

>>727471712
Peak performance in which sport?

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Haha so cute

>>727482589
Fuck sand niggers