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Girl voice anon Taking requests again. I'm bored

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Girl voice anon

Taking requests again.

I'm bored
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>>727468178

It's ok to be lonely, anon. I get lonely too. B-but... maybe we can be lonely together for a while?
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>>727468178
please say "Mukta, I'm taking a shit, can you fuck off?"
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Can you say "happy birthday, my nigga Z"
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Spooky#4714
Could you spread the word someone who goes by spooky on discord r9k and steam is a 30+ year old pedo/sex offender who uses fake pictures of traps to lure young boys into sending pics and meeting irl to rape then and assault them =) thanks
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"Great game everyone! Hope you guys have a great day!"
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>>727468178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7i6deZw82I
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OP is faguette, simple vocaroos not showing up after 15 minutes, literally only 3 requests
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>>727468178
I'm just here to lurk, this thread was pretty damn fun last night.
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>>727468178
Gibson money
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>>727468178
Give me your cummies daddy. In my cunny.
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Has OP forsaken us ?
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>>727469785 Yes
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OP you liar. Also side note, fuck Darjeeling, she fucking sucks. Fucking teeaboo shitface arrogant cunt. Fraud. Who would've thought an aryan snob would make me hate british people?
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Can you please say "Shannon McElroy is handy" and upload it somewhere?
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>>727470160
pic related fuck that dumb bitch
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>>727470222
I mean, if you insist.

Don't mind if I do.
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>>727468178
"Uh, i think the fuck not you trick ass mark!"
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>>727470222
please stop posting photoshopped pictures of my waifu
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>>727470406
do it dawg.
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>>727470683
YOUR WAIFU IS GARBAGE AND SO IS YOUR FAVOURITE TANK
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>>727470767
rude
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>>727470683
I blacked your waifu.
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>>727471006
lies
she would never do such a dirty thing
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>>727471249
Uh.. Anon..

All anime grills like sucking dick.
That's all they fucking think about. No exceptions. That's why you gotta fuck them before anyone else does.

I'm sorry.
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>>727471536
stop spreading lies about pure and innocent girls
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>>727471804
Not lies man.

It's the cold hard truth. They're as far from pure and innocent as you can get. Absolutely anyone can fuck your waifu.
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Post more Darjeeling lewds
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Oh shit I forgot I posted this.

i'll get on the requests
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>>727468178
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>727470160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FPIgMs2xP9
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>>727468869
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MQik3wCmsJ

>>727468897
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lCu4ZEBbkQ

>>727469064
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z5p5z0NqJD

>>727469163
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DrYANHQh1e
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>>727472824
>>727472640
a little late OP
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>>727472824
Aaaaaa, isn't that a dude's voice?
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>>727473024
The thread was dying when I checked it a while ago, so I assumed it would 404 and I forgot about it.
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>>727473120
I've been doing these the past few days. Do you not know the story?
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>>727473137
Atleast you delivered eventually.

Good job OP.
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>>727473257
Sorry. Hopefully the thread can be revived. Or I'll just make another one.
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>>727468178
"I can't believe you're making me wear this... now everyone's looking and I can't stop imagining them touching me all over... getting hot just thinking about it..."
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>>727468178
Could you please say:

I will always love you, Kyle.
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>>727473583
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GGPsX3lUdl

>>727473375
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VXCgxVf3g0

Doing long ones are hard
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OP here.

Darjeeling is muh waifu
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>>727468178
First you brush up on your basic math:
Arithmetic, a little geometry, elementary algebra, and some basic trig.

Next get a standard calculus text and dive in. You should also get a linear algebra and discrete math books as well; make sure the discrete text is proof based.
Once you're a couple chapters in to your discrete book (you will want to have covered basic proposition and higher order logic, and basic proofs), you may begin learning programming and computer architecture. As a litmus test, if you don't know what this statement is

∀P((0∈P∧∀i(i∈P-->i+1∈P))-->∀n(n∈P))

you aren't ready to take the reins of a computer.

Now, forget what you do know about computer programming:

First, you learn boolean logic operations
then, you learn transistor logic
then, you learn how to build functional units from logic gates
then, you learn CPU design
then, and only then, you learn assembly language
then, after you have mastered assembly language (not dabbled, but mastered it), you learn C
then, after you have mastered C, you may learn the higher-level languages of your choice, but you will always use C and assembly as your primary languages because everything else is unnecessary bloat.

By this time you should be finished with your calculus (up to advanced integration techniques and vector basics), discrete, and linear algebra, and are ready for the next wave of math: abstract algebra, analysis, multivariate and vector calculus, and, after you have progressed a way in those, topology.

Finally, you become familiar with topoi, and study the internal logic of categories
then familiarize yourself with (general) type theory, and its applications to programming. I also recommend studying how to reformulate mathematics in terms of globular categories for use in automatic theorem proving, because there is an inherent programming-like 'feel' to it.
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>>727474036
Now vocaroo it. Declare your love in the way only you can, OP.
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>>727474068
this pls
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>>727474068
Dude I have "beginning programming" on the other tab and I'm doing math homework. This is fucking creepy.
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skrrrrt you slap your shit to fake titties being a barbarian freak neanderthal with a brain the size of four (4) rice grains while i unlock my hoes’ chakras daily (telepathically) with my Einstein brain that has nine hundred trillion neurons lil nigga head ass bwoy go raw an anime pillow wit your dusty osoi desu ass
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>>727474305
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i7kXhV22Pu
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>>727474443
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rI7Oe83B7P
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>>727474832
Good job OP.

I should watch GuP next. Been meaning to for almost a year now.
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>>727473830
Thank you
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>>727475156
It's really great if you like history like me. All the main girls are literal representations of their leaders in WW2.

Hitler, Churchill, FDR, Stalin, etc are all anime girls.

This is anime hitler
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Fuck off, you fucking Aspie You are a piece of shit and I don't give a single fuck about anything you have to say. Go fuck yourself, you self-righteous ass. You're pathetic. You aren't bringing anything into my head besides reinforcing how you are a piece of fucking trash. People like you need a hard wake-up call from reality. I sincerely hope you try to pull your pathetic "pseudo-intellectual" bullshit in person on someone someday and they beat you to a bloody fucking pulp. You deserve it. What I can't come to terms with is how fucking stupid and obstinate you are. Fuck you, fuck everything you stand for, and fuck every single thing about you. Again, fuck off, you fucking Aspie. Don't you dare call me uneducated, you fucking piece of shit. You have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. You are scum. I'm going to just stop talking to you, because you are obviously fucking retarded. Fuck off.
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>>727475673
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05AcNqVnrjN
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>>727475928
lol at least you tried OP thanks
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>>727468178
can you say I love you Griffin
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>>727468178
B-But I poop from there.
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>>727476417
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18kiqWfbCXg

>>727476375
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ACZnkyA2YE
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"I love you Mark. I just wanna suck your dick so hard. I loved you from the very start. Ever since I met you in Elementary. I get orgasms everyday. You been in my class every year. I want you to have my babies. You're so hot. unhhhhhhhhhhhh "
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>>727476584
You're the best op
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>>727476823
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xnVMPmQxQb

>>727476873
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sDE85pekUD
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THIS IS DELICIOUS dont be hasty not until i see those street fighters pummeled to dust! which should be any moment now. YES YES!
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"yes mark yes!!!!!! put ur throbbing cock inside of me!!!!!! ohhhhhh yesSssssssssssss! fuck me harder!"
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>>727477241
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14u8of1cRs3

>>727477444
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sP8sjS9gNr

That isn't what normal people say during sex so I made it realistic for ya.
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"Oh, please, just cum all over me!"


Asking for friend
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>>727468178
Say

FUCK ME UNTIL I CUM BLOOD AND BLEED CUM ANON PUT THAT JUICY COCK INTO ME
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>>727477792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0j0lO7uQBo
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>>727477007
>>727476584
>>727475928
>>727474832
>>727475126


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyAiMgxjwRQ
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>>727468178
>Girl voice anon
>Taking requests again.
>I'm bored
You know, it's awesome how quickly voice threads have become popular. They just sort of appeared out of nowhere. Anyway, can you read this?

pastebin dot com slash McpNJcBM

Also, you might enjoy this voice thread as well:
>>>/d/7332532

>>727474068
>you will always use C and assembly as your primary languages because everything else is unnecessary bloat
Programmer here. I just gagged a little. You best be trolling. These days, you will probably never ever need Assembly, or C, and you don't even need to be a master of math. If you're trying to become a Game Programmer, that's another story, of course, but you most likely won't even be exposed to any of that in the real world.
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>>727477942
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nXmNzXQSMr

>>727477798
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MKbcdoJjpM

>>727477859
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15MIOsrWDP0
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>>727477792
This is fucking lewd.

Does liking this shit make me gay or something?
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"mark i love you your dick is so large. im going to go to my house now. later."
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>>727478459
yes
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>>727478208
You think I could do something slightly shorter, please?
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Oh yeah daddy bono eat a dick
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>>727478459
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12zZub9S9u2
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>>727468178
So what's ur story op? are you a dude?
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>>727479000

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Sx37S9p1ew
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>>727478626
Welp. So much for being straight.

>>727478755
I mean, my previously very straight self always considered traps to be pretty gay. Sure, they look like a girl to varying different degrees, but they don't have a vagina, they have a dick.

I honest to god never considered they could sound like a girl though. Kinda changes things for me, I guess.
Never thought 4chan of all places would actually manage to make me question my sexuality. So, uh, congrats? I guess? Lmao
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>>727478208
>If you're trying to become a Game Programmer, that's another story, of course, but you most likely won't even be exposed to any of that in the real world.

That's funny because I first posted this as bait on /vr/ when someone asked what they needed to learn to make gayums.
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>>727479197
pics?
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>>727479197
Wut? You're a guy?!
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>>727479419
Yup, it's a dude. Welcome to the club, buddy.
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>>727479387
No because I have stupid low self esteem and don't want to get laughed at.
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>>727479270
We do a better job at being women than most women do. We like guy things and fuck whenever you ask us to.

Oh, and we don't cry about "rights" when we already have an advantage.
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>>727479270
i would say you are considered straight until you fap to one
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>>727479518
okay, what about height? **and don't tell me you're some kind of a fat kid who wishes he is an anime girl**
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In a community that stresses macho male sexual stories as a highlight of all conversation
I was an under-developed immature fat little dude that never got laid and was constantly razzed
"Oh, poor little kid!"
It bothered me probably more so because I was horny and frequently had to make up stories like
"Uh, when I went on vacation I met this chick and we fucked and she loved it!"
Etcetera, etcetera...
This tipical pubescent problem was an effector during the height of my problems with my father and stepmom
You know, the tipical wicked-stepmom story
And so, I moved to both grandparents' and four sets of aunts' and uncles'
and so forth and so on within the year
And in eighth grade, my mom had no choice to take me in because my dad packed my stuff
and drove me to her house in the morning and left me there
She was pissed
I accumulated quite a healthy complex, not to mention the complexion
Then one day I discovered the most ultimate form of expression ever
Marijuana
Oh boy! Pot
I could escape all day long and not have the routine nervous breakdowns once a week
Only being stoned for the first few times was what I claimed as something I would do for the rest of my life
And I would practically do anything to ensure my supply of fantastic weed
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>>727478208
I'm looking into software development and coding.. How much math is actually used in this? Also, up to what degree of math are we talking? (Not my strongsuit) should I go in another direction?
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>>727479864
I'm 5'7 and maybe 130lbs.
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>>727479613
Yeah, I've taken that into consideration before. I don't know, I just have to think about this some more I guess. Not entirely sure I'd be willing to fuck a trap yet, but your voice is hot as fuck, not gonna lie.

>>727479665
I've never knowingly fapped to a picture of a trap, but otherwise that ship has already sailed for me.

The lolianon who was in here last night started saying some super lewd shit.
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"i love to take cock in my ass"
pics of penis OP pls
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>>727480100
fag
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>>727480305
OP here

I miss lolianon. I want to learn a loli voice
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>>727468178
"Oobee goobee joobee"
"Thick cum mmmm"
"Baka Nigger"
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>>727479197
Post your pic.
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>>727468178
Please say:
Fuck yes Andy, fuck him hard while I slide my pinky in your ass.
Please throw some moans in there.
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>>727468178
Please do this quickly

"Hey there (buddy/Michael). Look...I know where you and well. It's only a matter of time. So... get ready. I'm almost there. Giggle"
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>>727480406
Did he not add you on steam?

I told him to come back some time. I really hope he does.
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>>727480482
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uP4K70GRti

>>727480563
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f11Uis2TRH

>>727480565
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0abhuUZXJkY

>>727480337
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06hIZqsKIRs
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>>727480666
He did. A bunch of people did.
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Different voice anon here
here's a shitty mic test
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L9QeeOE1tO
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jean... finger my asshole... please
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>>727480797
Why not mine?

>>727480100
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>>727480925
Hey, you're finally popular.

Congratulations OP.
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I love you Elias
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>>727480797
>>727468178

I'm about to cum. Can you drop a picture of your pinky please?
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Op sounds alot like James charles
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>>727481090
No Matter How I Look at It, It’s You Guys Fault I’m Not Popular.
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>>727481329
My phone is dead.

Here's my legs, I guess.

Sorry about the floor. Was taken in a fucking garage.
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>>727481337
i swear to god im the male version of the mc of that show
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>>727481441
Everyone on /b/ is.
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>>727481428
How about sliding those shorts on the floor? It's cool man, I love garage sex.
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>>727481428
What's in your lap?

>>727481599
Pretty much, yeah.
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>>727481649
It's a little string belt. Part of the pants.
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>>727480957
Please say:

"Ah hell nah. This ain't no charity, this ain't no good will. Take off those rags and put on something sexyyyy.

Actually, you know what? Fuck it, I'm going in dry!"
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I miss loli anon, guys...
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>>727481818
So how passable are you? Or do you just like to cross-dress?
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>>727482111
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SQnBl9nuev
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>>727480797
Thanks anon
- Michael
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https://studio.stupeflix.com/v/GQuSp9xuJDAF/
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>>727482154
Why not, I guess. I've dropped this pic before.

I need a makeover but I think I do alright compared to some of the "traps" on here.
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Cmon, is aberdeen of kurt cobain
In a community that stresses macho male sexual stories as a highlight of all conversation
I was an under-developed immature fat little dude that never got laid and was constantly razzed
"Oh, poor little kid!"
It bothered me probably more so because I was horny and frequently had to make up stories like
"Uh, when I went on vacation I met this chick and we fucked and she loved it!"
Etcetera, etcetera...
This tipical pubescent problem was an effector during the height of my problems with my father and stepmom
You know, the tipical wicked-stepmom story
And so, I moved to both grandparents' and four sets of aunts' and uncles'
and so forth and so on within the year
And in eighth grade, my mom had no choice to take me in because my dad packed my stuff
and drove me to her house in the morning and left me there
She was pissed
I accumulated quite a healthy complex, not to mention the complexion
Then one day I discovered the most ultimate form of expression ever
Marijuana
Oh boy! Pot
I could escape all day long and not have the routine nervous breakdowns once a week
Only being stoned for the first few times was what I claimed as something I would do for the rest of my life
And I would practically do anything to ensure my supply of fantastic weed
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>>727482194
Thanks again anon. Loved the sass
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>>727478634
>You think I could do something slightly shorter, please?
Yeah, sure. Sorry about that, I don't know what your limit is. Maybe something for pic related?

>"No! Please, stop! Y...you're making me too tiny! I thought you were my friend! Get away from me! I don't want to be a pet doll!"

>>727479290
>That's funny because I first posted this as bait on /vr/ when someone asked what they needed to learn to make gayums.
Oh, haha, they flip out?

>>727480243
>How much math is actually used in this? Also, up to what degree of math are we talking?
Like I said, little to none, unless you're doing game programming, or doing something with retail (like me). I still have yet to actually have to do any math, though, so you're probably pretty safe no matter where you go. As for what degree level...none. The best I can do is beat the cashier at calculating my change. The most complicated math course I ever had, besides Game Programming, was Discrete Math. No Trig, no Calculus. Took Algebra 2 in high school. That's it. If you can understand how to do a math problem long enough to write a method to do it for you, you're probably going to be just fine.
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Please howl "awoooo"
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Mikey, you're the biggest gay cunt I know and but I just want you to know that I'll always be there for you.
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>>727482561
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eptmZuhoSc

I saw Kurt Cobain and thought this would be fun.
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>>727482795
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YvmBLiphum
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>>727482830
pls do this OP i'll suck your trap cock if you want <3
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>>727483037
Just let me suck yours.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QVMgdyh519
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>>727483154
THANKS!
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>>727482961
Holy fuck dude
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I want to suck on Tom Nichels Robloxian lego cock so i can afford a skoonah of vic.
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Anything else?
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>>727483456
>>727483623
this pls
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>>727468178
Please say:

"Yo nigga, you hating on my man? at least he can get some.

I just rode off this 7 inch dick twice. And he about to get it sucked dry. Bet you had a nice little whore like me don't ya? (Laugh insultingly)"
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>>727483623
I'd give you something but I'm pretty fucking tired tbqh.

If you want to just do something generically super lewd, that'd be good enough for me.
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>>727483743
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pYMJUC3t7T
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>>727484201
It'll do op, don't worry about the end
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>>727468178
Say "I love sucking and fucking black dick, white bois can't compete"
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>>727484531
I don't want my thread to die. I'm having fun T^T
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"I want you to cum on my pretty pink panties and ass." Then a deep voice "what'd you say bitch"
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>>727484619
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MmN7yqS2Vp
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>>727484683
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sN5Gjnxcsw
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>>727484762
Lmao thanks op
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"My Dicks about to explode open your mouth you tight little lesbian"
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>>727484762
Good shit OP.
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>>727484201
I'm sorry OP, not same anon but I'll stay for a bit.
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>>727484635
I'm sorry OP, not same anon but I'll stay for a bit.
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"I'm Thomas and I'll do whatever the fuck I want to do bitch ass nigga"
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>>727468178
Here op, a friends request

"How to make organic chemistry hard: put a ring in it, make it look funny, stroke the oxygens electrons until it's willing to take in another hydrogen bond."
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i will love you forever and ever rady please stay with me for a while haha thank you for being great...goodnight now baby

pleeease
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>>727468178
Have the guy say this:
I wish I had a beta white boi to lick my nuts right now
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"Oh,hitler-oneechan,gas me in the ass" use erotic voice
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>>727484948
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05tizzq7tIA

>>727485145
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sth2dKOCpa

>>727485269
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m5Lypb3jjl

>>727485384
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00iT7OeV7zZ
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>>727473200
I don't. Please, do tell.
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>>727468178

>Girl voice

More like fag voice. The feminine aspect is too strong and sounds Drag-y. Just try to flex your throat a little and the voice will come naturally. Source: am a crossdresser
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hello stupid bitch you gonna fucking read my request??? Worthless ass woman
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>>727485516
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tpz9M5X8Dt

What the fuck am I even doing?

>>727485515
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i7yDPWRabX
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>>727468178
Say "bang, bang... I think you're dead. You arent? Aww."
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>>727485627
Electrons friend here. I don't know what it means either...
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Hello, you've reached Cameron's voice mail, he can't come to the phone right now. Please leave a message, he'll be sure to get back to you once he's done with me.
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>>727485795
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ww9xRARrn4

>>727485817
Which one was it?

>>727485906
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hTLjg3Uw5R
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Sing Yee song plss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6EoRBvdVPQ
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>>727486041
I'll only do this one if you promise to actually use it on your phone.
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"I love you Elias" please
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>could actually fap to your voice
Good thread OP.
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>>727486193
DO IT HOE
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>>727486193
Absolutely!
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"Peyton your a fucking loser and you need to die bitch" gonna send it to my freind"
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>>727486414
That is not me. I'm sorry
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Yo. Here's a Prayer to Kek.
Voice act this.

>Cold-blooded argent, unbendable backbone, treasury of the forsaken kingdom, patron of the takers, strengthen thy servant.
>The one who listens to thee, searches for thee, and is blindly obedient shall be answered.
>The skin of the keeper, his tendons, ligaments and muscles shall be hardened.
>His heart, open to Lympha of all colors, shall be warmed.
>Waster of all color who dares to give shall be tortured.
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>>727486041
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u3ZZcR2uqB

You win the prize for most fun one tonight.

>>727486324
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bC6HuIko89

>>727486447
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QBfuwwXilP
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>>727485862
You ONLY like your ass licked? Not your pussy? Or are you a man?
I don't shy away from eating ass, but the fact you said ONLY through me off.
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>>727486605
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JXbdmyXckc
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>>727486698
Holy shit the amount of people I've fooled tonight.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fkD8mZyKCx
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>>727486735
Not bad, not bad. You should speak slower though, you sound tense. Carries into the performance.

I give your voice 3 Nick Cages and 1 Kevin Bacon.
>>
good morning shelly,how's Philippines today? did you play any dice game lately?
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>>727486811

Hey buddy, use your regular voice and say this post again.
>>727486605
>>
"Oh yeah Eric , fuck me harder please" Thank youu OP! <3
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>>727486847
Sorry. I just try to speak fast to avoid a fuckup.
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>>727486811
Alright, I've decided this shit will absolutely never get old.

The fucking contrast man, gets me every time.
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>>727482510
Fuck. OP is hot and sounds hot

would destroy boipucci/10
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>>727486811
Jesus Christ dude
Your high voice sounds exactly like the voice of a girl I know
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>>727486956
<3
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>>727468178
"Look...It's hard for me to admit so I got someone to say it for me but... I have to be honest with myself and the world. I'm ga- Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shedddd. She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead. Wellllll the years start cumming and they don't stop cumming...
(Deep breathe)
I'm gay"

Please
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>>727486941
You did a good job not-fucking up, you just need to calm yourself. think of it as no big deal.
If I knew what program you were using I'd record my own version for ya.
>>
"I gonna shove this sardine into my boy pussy"
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>>727487059
What's her name? I can do a lewd thing for yee
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>>727486648
>3rd world, mexico name

You're a blonde aren't you?
>>
>>727486648
I regret my request, I didn't realize you were retarded
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>>727487080
Op?
>>
OP has fled.
Who wants to hear my voice?
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>>727468178
FUCK OFF TORI
>>
>>727487114
Program? Just Vocaroo.

>>727487123
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yFyMN520Zd

>>727487080
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kZgQ2rBQKj
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>>727487217
>>727487482

I've never heard the name Elias before. I'm just an asshole, not a retard
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>>727487606
This mother fucker got the guitar.
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>>727487740
ayyyyyyy
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>>727487606
the mad man
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>>727487606
Jesus fucking christ OP good fucking job.
>>
>>727468178
Op your voice and style is cringe, pls no
>>
>>727487848
>>727487894

It was fun
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>>727487702
Retard is more accurate
>>
>>727487935
You're on 4Chan. You don't have the right to call anything else cringe.
>>
>>727487606
Just wanna say op, fucking great job. Thanks
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>>727488116
Thank ya
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>>727468178
Well op, tell us a joke
>>
"you missed a note you little fish"
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>>727488624
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UoBg8NTSvR
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>>727468178
Say "Josh is a huge fucking faggot."
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how old are you op? 20?
>>
>>727488921
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cX88OIKQe5

>>727488921
20 on November 7th.
>>
I'm going to post myself saying the first few verses from 'nigga nigga nigga', but have it translated for white people
>>
are you a fucking girl or guy? I feel like your a lady boy
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>>727489013
do it
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>>727489122
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ak4zZoWLGM
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>>727488697
10/10

You a cool guy OP
>>
Shout "ALLAHU AKBAR!!" as loud as you can. Do it for teh lulz.
>>
>>727489307
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x1J57JC89K
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>>727489136
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Riy40lqo8v
Sorry for the voice. Can't get too loud.
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Paging lolianon, I miss you
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oh Eric you're so hot , come fuck me please!

I really need this OP
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>>727489204
at least you admitted to being retarded. someone needs to put you out of your misery you sorry sack of shit
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>>727489615
Das was pretty good.

>>727489783
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dFR1Cqf2Zd

>>727489746
I do, too. I want to learn a loli voice
>>
>>727489746
Me too man, me too.
>>
>>727489490
Kek
>>
>>727489840

Someone is salty over nothing lmao
>>
>>727490022
you faggots ruin this damn board. Go back to your trap thread homo
>>
OP here.

Working on a loli voice for 24 hours.

How bad is it 1 - 10?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s114fnZytHV3
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>>727489936
Thanks mate. Hope yall get better.
Here's a crusader picture I made, use it when the moment is right.
>>
>>727490232
0
>>
>>727490143
>Implying I give a fuck about the precious sanctity of your anime image board.

You need serious life reevaluation if you're this upset about 4CHan.
>>
>>727490299
Fuck I need to work on this shit
>>
>>727490143
...This is literally a thread for people to ask a dude to talk like a girl.

It basically IS a trap thread. Are you fucking retarded?
>>
>>727490143
suck a dick
>>
>>727490232
Dunno man, maybe a 3? It aint great, sorry.
>>
>>727490537
It's all good. I know it's bad but I think it'll get better if I practice.
>>
>>727490663
u got this!
counting on u <3
>>
>>727490317
you seriously need to get the hairbrush out of your ass, sissy
>>
>>727468178
Why not?

"
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Dance, go rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, the kid don't play
If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice ice baby, Vanilla
Ice ice baby, Vanilla
Ice ice baby, Vanilla
Ice…"
>>
>>727468178
Please say, "Yo nigger step up pj. Eddie is gonna leave you for that schewbert nigger if you dont get yourself together"
>>
>>727490372
None of that gay shit was said in the OP literally hang yourself you inferior species Twinkie faggot
>>
>>727468178
"Brandon I love you, I want to stay like this forever"
>whatever I am lonely
>sad.py
>>
>>727490392
I know you'd love to
>>
>>727490788
It feels good.

and I'll take that sissy as a compliment.

>>727490851
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LN7GPprmdw
>>
How are there so many shits in this thread? Last thread was practically free of shits.
Maybe this is what's keeping lolianon away
>>
>>727490964
Lmao, I bet you're mad because you fapped without realizing it was a dude.
>>
>>727491078
sure thing, inferior waste of sperm
>>
"David, bring that big black cock here"
>>
>>727490969
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qD7Y1UMJoS
>>
>>727491185
Im not a loser like the lot of you that gets off on voices over vocaroo
>>
>>727491184
Last thread was also done like super late at night, atleast when I popped in.

Lolianon also got nothing but praise, so I don't think that's it.
Honestly though, this is 4chan. What did you guys really expect? Fucking hypocrites will bitch about anything and everything.
>>
>>727468178
Does my daughter look hot In yoga pants? http://www.ipanon.com
>>
>>727490969
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jkA6Tvu97d
>>
>>727491316
You're a loser who argues about getting off on voices over vocaroo
>>
>>727491184
It was like 5am when lolianon came here. Maybe he's a brit
>>
>>727491314
That made my day OP, many thanks
>notsosad.jar
>>
>>727488674
wanna use this for when i miss a note in osu
>>
>>727491414
I joined the last thread right at the end, I was the one all heartbroken I joined late and practically fell in love with lolianon so that explains why I didn't realize the time thing

Seriously though, newfags shitting up the thread this time is kinda sad.
>>
>>727491570
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZAVAwAFDNZ

>>727491653
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uy8mqHbZpk
>>
>>727491781
I just showed up like 10 minutes ago, I'm here for you just as much as I'm here for loli it just feels like we're missing a family member here
Definite love for OP <3
>>
>>727491493
I'm fairly certain he's atleast in North America.

At some point he mentioned what time it was for him, and it was around the same time for me. I live in the US so...

Prolly just has a fucked up sleep schedule like the rest of us.

>>727491781
You're fucking great OP, you two just have vastly different voices. They're both hot in different ways. Also, you came back. Lolianon hasn't yet.
>>
I am heavy manly voice
Give me text and I convert to Russian
>>
"Andrews a fat cunt"
>>
>>727492082
Rush B no stop
>>
"go study you fag"
>>
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>>727468178
Please OP if you can please do this one.


Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.

I'll be forever grateful
>>
>>727492162
Correct* I am quiet Russian guy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17yjyN1epFD
>>
>>727491976
I miss loli anon too, guyz.

I miss him. I need his loli voice knowledge.

>>727492082
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dnZ17lxnVa
>>
>>727468178
"What are we going to do in the bed anon-chan, you already filled my mouth pussy with your love-juice"
>>
>>727492276
Good job bro.

One day I'll learn to trill my R's. One day.
>>
>>727492355
dubz, deliver OP.
>>
>>727492341
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DxChn0B67x
>TFW you sound autistic on mic.
>>
>>727492190
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N1DMjySQP6
>>
"Vatos boys are still number 1"
>>
>>727468178
whisper "Fervid Gloom, save your cum for me."
>>
>>727492355
>Inb4 OP is a faggot
>>
>>727492355
COME ON OP! I NEED SOMETHING TO BEAT MY TINY DICK TO!
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>>727492627
Ty OP, you da real MVP doing gods work.
>>
>>727492635
Pls OP
>>
>>727492627
Holy shit that was quick, good job though. By chance was your father a fast talking salesmen?
>>
>>727492355
http://vocaroo.com/i/s176OyBZ8jS4
>>
>>727492716
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dEqbZrHGxk

>>727493052
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DNtYQSAa40
>>
>>727493151
Na. He was a vietnam vet
>>
Russian anon out.
>>
"Mmmm I love it when your put your amputated arm stump in my tight ass"
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>>727493449
Neat.

>What I immediately think OP's dad looks like.
>>
If anyone wants to play a game on steam, shout out a game and I'll see.

-OP
>>
>>727493804
Na. He never got injured.
>>
Near bump limit, new thread?
>>
>>727493907
Sure. I can start one.
>>
>>727493808
I'll message you sometime.

Gotta get a mic though, so not sure if I'll be able to afford any games. Being poor fucking sucks.
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