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Fluff thread²

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Fluff thread²
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>>727467136

I want to make a barbershop quartet fluffy group and make millions.
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>>727466894
same clueless fag from the last thread, again what the fuck are these?
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What do fluffies like to eat besides sketties?
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I love this shit. Does anyone else here really really get some sick, evil euphoria from watching these pathetic little creatures get abused and tortured?

It reminds me when I had to dog sit for a friend and he brought over 4 young dogs. They were so fucking stupid and irritating. They kept barking and growling at everything and everyone and every single time they made a sound I charged at them and hit them. They started to piss themselves because they were so afraid of me. It was a disturbing yet amazing feeling. I even kept them out the next morning when it was really cold out. It wasn't freezing, but they were pathetic and it was funny watching them shiver and sit close to the door crying for me to let them in.

Also, where can I find artists who make these? There seems to be a lot of them and they're very well made.
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What would fluffies performing Shakespeare be like?
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>>727468072
Literally
>>727467937
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>>727467452
It's grimdark Happy Tree Friends derived from MLP.
Was at one point used to spam against Bronies. Now it is it's own thing.

They are genetically engineered creatures that were meant to be the perfect pet. But they got freed by animal rights activists before they got out of beta.
It is basically stories set in a world where humans have a moral blind spot about the helpless creatures they created. A surprisingly deep tragedy. When it isn't overshadowed by rekt edgyness.

>>727467608
Stuff that children like, but nothing spicy. And vegetables depending on the individual.
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>>727466894
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>>727468465

Don't fluffies behave and talk like small children?
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>>727468465
Ah, thank you. Guess I can leave the thread now
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Can you teach a fluffy to do tricks?
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>>727468851
Yes they do, it is their cute selling point. For the people who love to babytalk to their pets.
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>>727469073

They play dead pretty well.
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>>727467740
get help
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>>727469073
Some individuals can be to dumb. But mostly yes. Although their physical capabilities are less than stellar.
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>>727468851
retarded children
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>>727469201
This is now a banana thread
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>>727468851
It was supposed to be "cute" & endearing. Also, in-lore, children were the intended target demographic. So, they would be talking at a similar level as their intended playmates.

>>727469201
>>727469346
Oh, would you fuck back off to what ever dark hole you crawled out of.
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>>727469183
>getting triggered while browsing a fluffy abuse thread on /b/

wew the summerfags came early this year
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>>727469707

At least Honor died peacefully.
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>>727469324
>>727468851
More like toddlers. They were created for maximum cuteness. Their way of talking and lisping are supposed to be part of said cuteness.
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>>727467740
Fluffybooru.org
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>>727470946
Thanks mate
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Reply to your mother or this post will die in its sleep tonight
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>>727471007
now u're not so fast
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Why did the admins on the booru purge a lot of accounts? I lost my account that had my ginger story and I was wondering what the hell happened while I was gone.
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nu huwt fwuffies no moa! Stoopid hoomins!
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>>727470616
Thank Lori
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>>727471044
(you)
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How does /b/ cope with the fact that they will never have a pillow fluffy on their desk?
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>>727472806
The same way that I cope about everything else I'll never have in my life. I sleep.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5xeWOGFIA0

WE DID IT LEDDIT
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All of /c/ and /mlp/ belong in that fucking box
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All of /c/ and /mlp/ belong in that fucking box
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>>727471393
>>727472540
No answers?
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All of /c/ and /mlp/ belong in that fucking box x2
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Aww of ce an emewpee bewong in that fuggy box.
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>>727471393
>>727474241
Uh, I don't have an account there, but there was apparently some drama with a user by the name of Doctor_Benway. They apparently threatened another user and their kids (surprising, I know). Then when they were banned, they tried to get around it by posting anonymously, which then led to anonymous posting being temporarily banned, as well as the suspension of new account creations for a while. It's possible the admins may have purged some inactive accounts as well.
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Aww of mummahs babbehs awe in that fuggy box huu huu
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>>727474241
Why did the admins on the booru purge a lot of accounts? I lost my account that had my ginger story and I was wondering what the hell happened while I was gone.
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>>727475145
Well fuck. That explains everything.
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Get ya poopie pwace oudda mah fuggy box an get meh sketty dummeh mawe!
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>>727475309
they purged you cuz youre a faggot
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>>727475145
Faggotry? In *my* Booru? It's more likely than you think.
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>>727475145
I've sent two mails to Hewoo already and still no response back.
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>>727475499
Happy to be of service.
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Aww of best babbehs bewong in dat fuggy box.
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Aww babbehs stay in dat fuggy box.
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Fwuffy wan aww da shiny in dat fuggy box
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>>727475559
Everyone is a faggot. Some more than others, which caused someone to sperg out and go full raging autistic enough that it effected me in the process.
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Aww babbeh wan out fuggy box
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>>727475724
This is one of my all-time favorite images. The mother really does love the baby, but it's a munsta, and for fluffies munstas are the reverse of everything good. So it logically follows that they would eat poopies, since that's the reverse of what fluffies should do.Thus her baby will die even though she thinks she's doing whats best for it.
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>>727467740
kys
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>>727467740
That's psychopathy, boyo
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>>727467740
Just because I like watching fluffies suffer doesn't mean that I want real animals to.
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>>727467740
Are you me?
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>>727476889
I watch fluffies to quell my impulses to hurt animals and people. It's almost like therapy. I used to dream every night about killing people, in combat and civs. Now it's more like a monthly thing. I think it's from me watching gore on here since I was 10. The gore I see in my dreams is 10x worse than horror movies like SAW or Hellraiser.
I don't mean to seem edgy. I'm a good person. I don't fuck people over. I pay all my taxes. I volunteer every weekend. I'm just fucked up mentally
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>>727476208
A connoisseur of fluffy psychology I see.

I like this one. Maladjustment because the habitat was chosen by corporate marketing. But no active malice in it.
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>>727477509
You still need help. Because when the day comes (and it will) when you feel that watching fluffies suffer isn't enough, you will start abusing and killing animals. You will do that until you feel that too isn't enough, and thus you start hurting and killing humans instead. If you check the history for serial killers, nearly all of them tortured and killed animals as children.

In my country, near where I live, we had a teenager who brutally tortured cats and dogs. He wrote in a diary about it. At the end of the diary he began to write how he was getting bored of animals and wanted to try "the real thing". Thankfully, he got caught before it happened.
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>>727477509
>I pay all my taxes
That's all that really mattahs my good and loyal goyim. Rejoice, for your country's most favorite holiday which we have given you is right around the cornah!!
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bring more pics next time, you cant let chocobro bump the thread for you
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Imagine if fluffies were real. It would be legal to torture and kill them. Plus they are fucking cheap, almost free. You could even just go outside and pick up one from an alley or the forest.
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>>727467802
Heya Chocobro
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>>727481359
Kweh.
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>>727481271
How recent?
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>>727479939
>your country's most favorite holiday which we have given you is right around the cornah!!

April fools day?

also
no matter how much truth there is to jews being behind everything
>>>/pol/
is your dedicated containment board
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>>727467242
>>727467167
So... was that fluffy poisoned or some shit? It's not very clear
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>>727481620
It seemed to be heat stroke to me.
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Dumping.

What do you guys want, hugbox or sadbox?

I don't have gore.
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>>727481955
Sadbox and if you have any wierdbox please??
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>>727481620
The foal wasn't ready to leave the den and head out into the world. It was a warm summer day, and it was warned not to go outside because it's too hot. The berries were placed outside in the sun to dry up and become raisins (how does fluffies know that?)

I guess it wasn't weaned yet, meaning eating the berries food hurt its belly and intestines. The foal then screamed as the bright sun stung its eyes. It noticed it was starting to sweat. It ran around in panic and exhausted itself until it collapsed from a heat stroke. It laid there for hours until it died.
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>>727482047
gotchu fam

i'm gonna get another beer and then we'll get this train rolling
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>>727466894
Wtf is wrong with you guys? Seriously yall are fucked in the head?
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1/3

>>727482631
bait
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>>727482702
2/3
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>>727482653
>Spanking a fluffy in your lap

And then it pisses and shits itself, which spreads to your pants and furniture. Good idea.
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>>727482772
obv an amateur

i'd starve it in it's safe room for a few days

>>727482760
3/3
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>>727482197
You should probably go edit that comic, and add that context in, so its like a nature documentary or some shit.
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>>727481620
I'm assuming you live somewhere, where it does not get very hot. in the entire southern half of the U.S. heat stroke can happen if you don't stay cool enough. the young and old are at a higher risk
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>>727482296
You don't know how much I appreciate this I got an application due tommorow
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how's the day treatin' you boys?

>>727482970
no problem, lad, i'll fix yah right up
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>>727482970
oh, btw, i'm not looking for weirdbox

i have it saved in a pretty basic fashion so i'll just be dumping sadbox as quickly as i am able
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>>727483149
fukin' kek

i love "wape"
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>>727478029
>marijuana is a gateway drug
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>>727483194
I love foals being inside small spaces.
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>>727483383
u sik fuk :)
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WHy do I have a BoNer
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i'll be dumping 'til 404 in case any of you wants to talk :)

i can take it or leave it but i'm here for yah boys
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>>727468865
I want to give writing a try, but no good ideas. Any suggestions?
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>>727483595
Got any "great, now I've got diabetes" level hugbox or more "bait and switch" hugbox like >>727483696.
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>>727483765
Perhaps a bit more lighthearted than what you're looking for, but fluffies trying out different drugs could be interesting.
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>>727483986
> sadistic, cute, and understated
i'll look in my folders for something a little more subtle

1/?
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>>727484178
2/?
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>>727484251
3/?
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Not enough fluffy gore in this thread (with the fluffy's reaction to said torture of course).
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>>727484302
4/?
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>>727483594
waste of cat food
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>>727470616
Lori is a wanker
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>>727484377
5/5

>>727483986
It's not really "abuse" per se but I like the cute and mindfucky aspect of it.

I think that if I had a fluffy I would probably treat it like this . . . I wouldn't cause it any physical pain but every now and then I would blow its mind. :)
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awwwww yea fluff thread
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>>727484745
:)

I like them too.
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Grabbing another beer.
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>>727483987
Nah I'm actually a big fan of weirdbox, but hugbox can be nice sometimes. My favorite story was the one where they find hell and dump fluffies in it.
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>>727484624
I can tell that it's just that the little fluffy's brain can't quite process what the human researcher is asking her. She can't really think of anything being better than "sketti" so when she was asked what was the "best sketti" it was kind of the fluffy equivalent of there being "enough dakka".
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>>727485234
Right?

I think the best authors use fluffies limited cognitive abilities as a way to demonstrate the challenges they face in the world.
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>>727485275
that's a shitty flugby dude
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>>727485442
has more sense than the rest
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Cancer incarnate.
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>>727485681
(You)
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>>727483487
>welcome /b/rother
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>>727485554
Why would anyone do this to their pets?
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>>727485681
indeed you are sir, indeed
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>>727483765
i'm writing one with an re-engineered fluffy trying to lead a herd to a promised land.
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>>727485783
The best description of the fluffy world I have found is this:

> I look at this more like Russian Nihilism. The world is an uncaring and dangerous place. There either is no god, or if there is, then god or gods are arbitrary, fickle, and cruel. There are certain rules that must be followed for survival, whether they be the basic laws of nature or the whims of an insane and vindictive deity, and failing to follow those rules (hellgremlins) will result in swift and brutal punishment. Following those rules, however, is far from any sort of protection against such a terrible fate. Merely existing entails suffering for all but the lucky few, all not following the rules does is light a shining beacon that makes the suffering certain and swift. There is no meaning in the world, and no hope, and even good, decent people suffer despite doing everything right, because life is meaningless and cruel. Shit, even the hell gremlins don't deserve what they get. What, Smarties are deserving of brutal death simply because they try to protect their herd? Because they try as best they can to adapt to the real world and survive the harsh realities of nature? Because they cop an attitude?

> That's how hell gremlins and cute little puffballs can exist together. Neither group has earned, in any moral sense, what happens to them. They suffer and die because they are stupid, because they are assholes, because they are innocent, it doesn't matter, the real reason they suffer and die is because the world is horrible and humanity is horrible. They suffer because WE suffer, and we, humanity, takes some small measure of comfort in the sense of power and control that comes with treating these balls of fluff and shit and love the same way the universe, or god, or the Elder Ones, or just plain stupid chaos treats us.

Basically, in fluffy canon, humans are super-powered insensitive shits that are wholly unconcerned with fluffy wellbeing.
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>>727485783
Why wouldn't you?

No fear of it breaking thins in your house, or shitting outside of the designated area.
Plus its completely dependent on you, so no attitude or entitlement.No escaping and fucking or getting fucked and having kids
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>>727485783
You mean remove their limbs? Some owners do it because a fluffy is very accident prone. They easily hurt themselves, tip things over, run and spread their shit everywhere, or even get lost and run away from their owners.

And of course some do it just to abuse them.
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ALRIGHT! GOO'NIGHT BOIS!

GIVE ME A (YOU) IF YOU APPRECIATED MY SERVICE.

MY WATCH HAS ENDED.
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>>727486895
>be 727486895
>image limit reached
>able to post another pic
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>>727486895
wft

> image limit reached

Fucking mods = chocopoasters confirmed.

Jesus.
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>>727486404
>(YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU)
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>>727487012
Kweh.
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some posts probably removed. now says 149
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>>727487238
now 150
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Someone make a new thread! I'm still writing and I want somewhere to post it when I'm done.
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>>727483459
Somebody needs to do a series where the poopy fluffs discover hair dye.
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>>727485949
>>727485758
>I'm being a newfag and no one can stop me
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>>727487775
>i have no answer so I'll pretend i was trolling all the while
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>>727487775
You are a fucking useless piece of shit, you know? How come your ass could not just wait predictably for two fucking posts and simply get four 7s in a fucking row? I would have liked to see something since I myself have yet to see another person get quads today on this damn website. Just think, your post could get a lot more attention just for simply having the ending numbers show quads, but NO, you just had to post your fucking post two posts before your jackpot. Have fun waddling in shit and a fucking poorfag life, I bet you do the same with the lottery or any other fucking shit.
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just got a friend who's an animal lover into this, he absolutely hates these little shitrats now
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>>727488043
Are you implying you made an argument of some kind? Calm down mr. keyboard warrior. Stick to shitposting cartoon ponies.
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>>727485681
No one asked you to click on this thread you fucking faggot, there's a hide thread option for a reason.
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>>727489080
lolol no one's making you reply to my posts you fucking faggot there's a hide option for a reason!
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Well, if anyone besides these two raging faggots are here I wrote something.

Not gonna lie, it's pretty shit. I got impatient and ended it a bit early. If I keep writing I'll try to put a bit more effort in.

>You are a fluffy.
>You don’t know how you know, but you just do!
>You know that your mummah loves you, and that you love your bruddah and sissy.
>You know that your fluff is the softest thing in the world.
>You know that huggies can fix any problem.
>You don’t know what happened to your daddeh.
>Mummah says that he went away.
>Mummah tells you not to think about daddeh.
>She gives you huggies whenever you ask.

>You also know that you love sketties.
>You got to try them for the first time yesterday.
>They were the bestest nummies ever!
>Mummah brought them to your nestie for you to try.
>Before, you were just drinking milkies from your mummah.
>Mummah made good milkies because she ate sketties.
>You’re sure of it.

>You are playing with bruddah and sissy when a human walks up to your nestie.
>Your mummah waddles over and asks him for nummies and housies.
>You don’t see why you’d need either.
>Mummah always comes back with plenty of bestest milkies for you and your siblings.
>But mummah is the bestest mummah.
>You’re sure she knows what she’s doing.
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>>727489740

>You wake up to the smell of sketties.
>It must be sketty day!
>You’re so happy.
>Sketty day always makes you so happy.
>Your daddeh doesn’t make sketty very often.
>He says that he’s too busy with his job and special friend.
>Whatever that means.
>You’re just happy you get sketties.
>Daddeh also lets you watch FluffTV.
>You love FluffTV almost as much as you love sketties.
>FluffTV has lots of different fluffies in it.
>It’s fun to watch the fluffies play with blockies.
>You love watching fluffies color.
>You wish you had toys or other fluffies to play with.
>Mummah doesn’t like playing.
>She always says that she is too sleepy.
>You haven’t seen bruddah or sissy for awhile.
>Daddeh says that they got to go play outside all day.
>You want to go outside, too.
>FluffTV says that grassies are good nummies and that there are lots of friends to play with.
>But Daddeh doesn’t let you.

>You haven’t seen your mummah in a few bright-times.
>Daddeh says that she didn’t want to live with daddeh anymore.
>Why wouldn’t mummah want to live with daddeh?
>You don’t understand.
>When you ask again he ignores you.
>You just want to see your family again.
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>>727489774
>God damn, fluffies are stupid
>I mean yeah they’re pretty cute and all
>But they’re also stupid as hell
>You took in a family a few weeks ago
>A mare and three foals
>You had to feed the mare spaghetti to get her to stop cowering in the corner
>Was probably abused honestly
>Not really sure how she got away with her foals and her life
>Maybe the abuser wanted to set up a breeding system?
>Anyways
>Two of the foals kept running around and screaming to be let out
>They got used to running around in the grass outside
>Got tired of the saferoom you made for them
>Pretty fucking good saferoom, too
>You finally let them out after telling them about the river
>They IMMEDIATELY ran into it
>You couldn’t save them, the current was too strong
>Would have died quick anyways
>Wet fluff is basically a death sentence
>After that the mom kept whining about “wuwstest hawt huwties”
>Begged to be let out so she could save the foals
>”Am good mummah”
>Ring any bells?
>Fucking idiot
>Same story: goes outside, runs over ravine, falls into water and dies
>The runt survived, though
>Doesn’t really do much
>Maybe you’ll try to get it to play or something
>You name it brian.
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make a new thread already
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>>727490036
why don't you do it if you're so keen
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>>727491021
new thread
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>>727491107
chocobro started a thread i guess
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>>727491107
"no"
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>>727468465
wow, whoever took the time to type this out is a huge fucking faggot
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