>>727464043 greentext

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Me and my girlfriend like to ride around all day in busy busses while she's dressed like a slut. I sit and watch as she grinds her ass against strangers to see their reactions.
Pic related.

I log into Windows task manager and boot people off computers whilst they're mid-script and watch their reaction from the other end of the office.

I dry-humped my cousin's cousin's ass while she was sleeping. We where all sleeping on the floor (not enough beds in house) and I woke up hard with my cock squeezed between her ass cheeks. She has no blood relation to me. I lifted the dress she was wearing and came onto her panties. I then rolled over and went back to sleep. No one knows.

im getting uncanny valley feelings from that pic

>>727464638
you're going to hell

>>727464043
how big was his dick?

>>727464043
This script was created with a diverse team of people consisting of multiple races, sexes and religious beliefs. Ubisoft hopes to assure accurately.

>>727464149
>be me 22 gl
>doing a gap year teaching post college
>girl, 17 (legal here) is in my class
>shes v into me
>she's tall and hot, so flirt with her constantly
>last weekend chaperone a field trip to another state
>a couple of students come chill in my room after hours because I'm like the chill young teacher
>she stays late
>we fucked
haven't had any repercussions yet and the school year is almost over
shes been texting me about hanging out
would totally be down to fuck again

I stole a few g-strings while house-sitting for an close female friend.
Slipped them into my gfs drawer and she was none the wiser.
Ended up wearing them too.

female friend knew about my stealing but turned out she was into it too so now shes blackmailing me.

>>727464263
Lvl 1 cuck

i'm drunk as fuck

>>727465290
More that she's my sub tbf, I've made her do some kinky shit

slept with a student
slept with friends gf
stole panties of my nephew's gf

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>>727465112
Brad?

>>727465112
do it

>>727465515
Pix of brads girl pls

>>727465515
lol oldfag

>>727465515
no, im not brad- definitely inspired by him tho

>>727464263
Very good job that's fucking hot.

I want to cheat on my wife. I also want to fuck my physical therapist.

>>727465752
I need proof. post nudes of grill

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>>727465585

>>727464263
Congrats, you're a cuck.

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I have a bizarre fetish for girls with mental illnesses. Started with typical emo types,then full blown skitzo/suicidle.

The last girl I fucked had cerebral palsy. She was totally sane but its still a brain problem so I went for it.

Will greentext about palsy girl if anyone wants.

>>727465862
Cheers mate. Love seeing the guys that pick up on it either grind back or feel her up. Last week had a guy follow us off the bus and turned out he missed his stop miles before haha.

Felt bad for the bloke so told my girl to take him to a toilet in a shop and suck him off, he didn't seem to mind missing his stop then.

>>727464043
I was raped by 2 guys

>>727465466
greentext?

>>727466387
Good rape or bad rape?

>>727464263
Very good job that's fucking hot. >>727466177
Hot love it and your girl looks hot man. Grats.

>>727464263
Cuck in training

>>727464263
Would love to have your girl grind on me.
any lingerie pics?

>>727464987
Underrated

>>727465179
How is she black mailing you?

>>727466858
Its a weird situation.
Basically she sorta hates my gf but likes her body, and she gets off on the idea of her wearing her underwear.
So she told me to get pics of her in the underwear or she will tell her everything.

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>>727466661
Sure. Depending on the day it'll either be leggings, a skirt, a dress or those little shorts.

>>727466496
I don't understand the question lol

>Had lil brother
>mom was out hooring
>babysitter was hired for lil bro
>19 chubby blonde, big tits
>I came home early with friend
>was in room watching pron jerking with friend
>busted by baby sitter
>akward moment turns to us joking about it
>next time baby sitters is over I invite friend
>we joke and ask if she wants to watch this time
>end up all of us naked playing truth or dare
>she was a kinky slut
>there was cum and pussy juice errywer
>friend and I went bi with her for the next 3 years till she moved away

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>>727467070
>>727466661

>>727466136
Bump

>>727467070
>>727467238
damn she has a hot body anon.
I love that shes your sub.
Would love to see a thong shot.

have you ever made her fuck someone?

Once when nobody was home I took one of my little sisters big stuffed animals, dressed it in my moms underwear and humped it in the bathroom. I was like 13

>>727467029
Ive read this somewhere on here before

>>727467694
Probably me, I've posted it alot in confessions and secret threads.
its been a thing for a while now.

>>727466136
Greentext.

>meet slam piggy online
>get to talking
>make her fall in love with me
>uhoh.jpg
>she's engaged
>tell her to break it off, but she won't
>go to visit family, in her area
>she's getting married
>am balls deep inside of her day after her wedding
>cheats on husband with me for 2+years
>goes to visit friend
>I'm otw to where her friend lives
>She stops for the night with me
>otw there and the way back
>breed the fuck out of her
>3 weeks later..."Anon, I'm pregnant"
>"I'm going to say it's his because he makes more money than you"
>another man is going to be raising my child because I impregnated his wife

had a 12yo gf when i was 25.

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>>727467490
Can't find any thing shots on my phone atm, sorry.
Made her fuck guys a bunch of times yeah. I always offer her to use any one a friend or colleague gets married as some bachelor party entertainment. Serve drinks wearing nothing but a small apron and stuff like that but as you can imagine it always devolves into some kinky stuff as the drink flows

>>727468078
So hot it almost seems to go too be true tbh!
how did it get to that stage?

im a grill.

>>727466136
must find trump supporters very attractive

Commissioned nude art of my mother using photos from when she was 19. Filled in details from observations of her nude from what I remember when I was young. Detail is fantastic and accurate.

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I really want to see my wife fucked within an inch of her life by someone with a huge dick.

Not a nigger.

Pic related.

>>727467992
His wife's son?

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>>727467381
>meet her online, shes sad and desperate
>meet her at her apartment, she rolls up in her electric wheelchair to greet me
>shes like 4'5 but seems shorter cuz chair
>she explains her condition to me for clarity
>talks like Forest Gump but worse
>shes constantly twitching, muscle spasms
>folow her to bedroom. They have special beds that look like adult cribs so they can pull themselves up and not roll out
>start making out, shes reluctant to take her shirt off
>her tits are 2 different sizes. like DD and B cups
>I play with them because i find it amusing
>smack her ass, its dense as a rock from 24/7 muscle spasms
>her pussy was waaaay too tight, couldnt even get 2 fingers in
>face fucked her against her crib bars, best head ive ever gotten
>titty fuck her for lulz
>stay the night holding her cuz i felt kinda sorry for her
>wake up getting head, feet kicked up on her chair
>she thanked me for treating her like a normal person for once and swallows cum for the first time in her life

I cut all contact with her after that. Shes was really nice but I ditch every girl I fuck after the first time so it seemed wrong to keep in touch just because she was a circus freak.

>>727464043
I blackmail people I find on Omegle and Chaturbate. I need advice since I'm about to break the limit on non reportable gift income.

>>727469039
How do you blackmail them?

>>727468934
daughter

>>727468321
Basically the public stuff onto bringing in a girl for a 3some into bringing in a guy for a 3 some, then a couple more guys etc etc

>>727467775
pics?

I fingered my dog's asshole when I was 16. I was so erect it hurt

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>>727469308

>>727469121
Depends on what I find out about them. It's a bit like fishing where you have to trawl for quite a while, but once you hook a big one (pedo, closet gay, married tend to work out the best) you can squeeze quite a bit. But it takes some work to nail down what you can get.

> little sis in law having issues with asshole hubby
> starts going back out with friends a lot
> friend gets in bad car wreck drinking and driving
> starts calling me for rides home when out
> hubby works late at some bar
> run her home one night
> shes wicked drunk can't get in house
> carrier her in, help her up to room
> drop her purse on floor and she jumps and gives a bit of a sequel
> pulls small remote from purse and blushes
> she's too drunk to hold back and tells me hub hasn't fucked her in months so puts remote vibe in and grinds up with guys at clubs to get off
> me fucking diamonds after says this
> hands me remote asks if i wanna try
> start flicking thru levels until find the rhythm that makes her squirm
> comes over, grabs my shit, smiles, kneels, pulls out my cock and starts sucking
> stop her before i blow, put her on bed and take off her pants
> no panties and pants soaked with cunt grool from vibe going
> pants off see vibe is combo cunt and ass vibe
> finish stripping her, pull egg out of cunt still running and put in her ass
> fuck for a bit
>tells me she just finished her period
> blow a load in her cunt

> happen a few more times over coming weeks

> her and hubs announced they were pregs not too long after

>>727467992
Been there, it's a weird thing, years later, when you want to meet your son, but the baby brought then together, and they have daughter now. You don't want to fuck it all up. You he and the kids are all blond haired and blue eyed, no ones ever going to now so long as you don't fuck it up.

>>727469039
How much do you earn?

>>727469615
How do you actually get paid?

I used to do the same thing in yahoo chatrooms ages ago but id either make them take degrading videos/pics for my amusement or just ruin their lives. I was too afraid to set up a payment method.

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>>727464043
Timestamp/tits or gtfo first

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>>727469308
This is the first pic she got me to take.
I was scared but my god having her blackmail me about underwear and my gf made me diamonds.

>>727464263
Fuckin cuck

>>727464263
top kek, she "dresses like a slut" and acts like a whore in public. Your girl is a whore, and youre a amateur-cuck. she's not pretending.

I kick ass.

I want to run away from my life and start over, but I'm too much of a pussy to do it.

>>727470278
Damn straight she isn't pretending, she loves it and I love making her do it

>>727469935
>Using tits or gtfo this incorrectly

Fucking newfag retard.

>>727469908
I prefer Bitcoin but I've figured out a few ways to anonymously receive money. The trick is thinking long term. As in ten to twenty years long term. Two, three years ago you could be a lot more brazen in Bitcoin collection than you can now.

>>727464043
I've had sex with 2 of my teachers in years 9 and 11. Did some kinky toe sucking on a 3rd because she couldn't do anything about it as it was during class (hot as fuck).

I'm male too.

>>727469876
Depends on what there is to work with. Ninety percent of the time you get a one shot payment of a hundred bucks or two. But ten percent of them are your long term retirement plan. You squeeze them and sit on that money.

>>727465871
Two birds one stone

I got my mom to give me a hand job in a parking lot once

Hey, just an average anon here. Can one of you please explain to me what a cuck gets from having his girlfriend participate in sexual acts with another man/woman? Maybe it's just because I'm the jealous type, or just "normal", but I wouldn't ever let my girlfriend do anything sexual with any other person or we'd just not be together honestly.

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>>727471126

>>727471126
Before a job interview, right? I remember reading the original story on ebaumsworld.

>>727471267
Nah this was after getting groceries and I got a chub . She just divorced my dad and was lonely .

>>727471419
Is she hot?

>>727471179
We'll I don't consider myself a cuck, I enjoy the control and power I have making her do things she wouldn't normally do with people that she wouldn't normally do them with. It's a humiliation thing.
Suppose the more cuck side of it would be when she has more of the power

>>727471499
Want a pic ?

>>727471584
Of course

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>>727471419

I'm so bored with life that I want to commit violence or something with non consent I'll never actually do it I'm too much of a pussy

>>727471419
Why haven't you fucked her yet?

>>727465612
wasn't brad last year?

>>727471546
nah, you're a degenerate cuck and I hope you dont have children, congrats

>>727464638
kek

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>>727471701

>>727465290
laughing my ass over here anon, props to you

>>727471762
She has a boyfriend now sadly who probably Fucks her better than I could

>>727464263
thats actually a pretty cool story.

>>727472026
She looks nice, how old?

>>727472026

bet mom would look good covered in cum

>>727471546
Oh, I see. I'm not trying to make you feel bad, but doesn't it bother you at all? That you're not the only person that makes her feel a certain way? Or that another man has used her, maybe even more than you have? And how do you know she wants to be with you, and not one of the people she's done things with?

>>727472220
40, pretty hot right.

My cousin and I are cheating on our significant others with each other.

I think I have an excuse since my wife is completely frigid, but I think she just enjoys the taboo.

>>727464043
what grade teacher are you?

>>727472247
You tributing?

>>727472353
Son, in West Virginia we're all fucking our cousins. You're nothing special.

i deliberately got into a atv accident to trigger life insurance and was awarded it. got 200,000. afraid of getting found out.

>>727472171
Thanks, we have fun.
>>727472252
Don't worry not making me feel bad at all. They're just strangers to her, she doesn't keep in contact with them or anything. And I've been with her for years so they haven't done more than I have lol.
I dunno it's strange, she's very loving towards me but if I'm honest I don't plan on being with her forever even though she wants a life with me. Guess that's why it doesn't bother me?

>>727472471
Well, she's also 11 years younger than me (this started after she turned 18).

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>>727464043
>be me
>13 yrs old
>at a camp
>taking a tractor ride with retarded chick
>solid 6/10
>obviously does not know what's going on around her
>fucked up thought enters mind
>we make another stop near the corn maze
>retard wonders off, counsellor tells me to go check on her
>find her
>pin her down, take off her clothes
>nice.png
>decide to do it
>it lasts about like 3mins, feels nice, came on her butt
>this whole time she was yelping and making retard noises
>ask her "did it feel good?"
>she nods
>take her out
>"yeah I couldn't find her, but she's still in one piece"
>counsellor thanks me, retard and him hobble off
>mfw i got away with raping a disabled chick
>mfw a bunch of anons are the first i've told
>mfw i'm taking this secret to the grave
>mfw

>>727472758
jesus christ anon

>>727469039
How do you get them to give you info?

Or are you actually a girl and just take advantage of it?

>>727472758
I'll be honest, that's kinda fucked up.

Why would you fuck a 6/10? No logic.

>>727470755
greentext these stories

>>727471126
no way really?! tell me more thats amazing. kinda gross but in the tell me more way.

go on overnight hike with friends every year
wife and i get to spot
buddy shows, his wife can't make it
three of us go
end up getting pretty drunk and tag team my wife
wake up next day, take turns fucking her
head home
don't talk about it

>>727473058
Not a girl. Think of it like the Nigerian Prince scam. You're not trying to be a master con man, just good enough to recognize a mark and get him where you need him to go. It also helps when you can get a raw IP/geolocation out of his machine.

>>727472758
story I have is semi-related

>sophomore year
>sexually frustrated as hell
>friends, girls I know, and even my bully are all fucking like rabbits
>panicking because I need to be able to say I did, and I also wanna satisfy myself
>finally find chick
>7.8/10 tiny qt, short black emo hair
>also wants sex
>long story short, do deed at her house one drunken night
>cum hard
>after some time we're still horny
>ask her if she's willing to do fetish for me
>ask her to fart on my cock, in my mouth, on my balls, stomach, and face
>she's reluctant
>slightly uncomfortable
>she starts to get dressed
>asks me to leave
>suddenly I get this really crazy urge
>punch her
>knock her out
>whatthefuckhaveIjustdone.jpeg
>remember that she is lactose intolerant
>still really horny, rock hard
>go get milk
>pour it into her mouth, she lazily swallows, probably doesn't know what's happening
>15 minutes pass, her stomach gurgles
>I turn her over, pull down pants
>she shit herself
>she poots out a fart every couple of seconds
>bury my face into her ass
>sniff, lick, take it in
>cum in her shit
>jesuschrist.png
>clean up as best I can, put her in bed
>leave and never talk to her again

Worst thing I've ever done.

>>727469457
those tits are great, post moar if you have

>>727473807
you're disgusting

>>727469992
does your gf ignorantly take credit for making you diamonds?

>>727473609
>goes onto 4chan
>starts to ref 4chan
>feels important/relevant

>>727473807
Imma need you to bring it down to a 2

>>727472758
Its about all you'll be able to get walking around saying mfw all the fucking time, lying faggot nigger lover..

>>727471783
Usually stick to the tame boards of /sci/ and /x/
Who's Brad? This sounds great.

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>>727465515
kek, what ended up happening with that guy?

>>727474209
you'd be lucky to get even that, you neckbeard fucking virgin supremacist edgelord.

>>727474351
he just got off actually. she refused to press charges so he's out. been working at a bar. people have been leaving reviews of the place saying he's been looking at their daughters strangely and asking them about jesus. fucking hilarious.

>>727473807
mustve been the best sperggasm of your life

>>727464815
weird. We call that "erection"

>>727466136
bump

>>727469845
>gives a bit of sequel

>>727472758
>solid 6
juj

I steal condoms, then steal my sisters clothes, wear a wig then finger my asshole

I was raped as a kid (7) and now I jerk off to the memories.

>>727473807
Anon wtf

>>727475110

how about released a horny gasp

that better?

>>727475698
do u realize wheres the error?

>>727475462
was he your uncle, u homo?

>>727475110
>>727475698
>>727475807

who the fuck is the grammar nazi bitch?

>>727476064
some1, who knows english better, than u

>>727475848
No, a friend's parents. Mom and Dad.

Never told anyone.

>be me senior highschool
>always had small parties at this one buddies house
>his mom was pretty hot
>wait till everyone left or passed out
>drunkenly sneak to her room
>single mom
>would steal her panties
>would hide them in my pants
>always had backpack for booze
>sneakily transfer to bag
>go to sleep
>act normal next morning
>gtfo asap
>go home
>cum into her panties.

>i stole 10 pairs and 1 bra over the one year. she never said a thing.

> came in her shampoo once too

>>727471179
cucks get their satisfaction from knowing that they are indirectly fufilling their partners' desires by allowing them to sleep with a, presumably, more competent man than he is

>>727473778
Out of curiosity will you tell us how you go about fishing for people?

>>727476631
OK, we need the story on that shit

>>727464043
I feel ya. Not a teacher but I work at a school.

I used to put my special gravy in my students' lunches.

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>>727473807
Wat

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>>727477222
YOU WHAT

>>727469845
You are from mass.

>>727477514
i am but i'm not that post, why you ask?

>>727472026

>be me
>50 yo anon
>would knock the bottom outta your mom

>>727477115
Got invited for a sleep over. Which was weird, because I didn't have many friends. Mom had us take a bath together, and watched us. Dried us off, too. Took her time around my naughty bits. After we went to bed, she woke me up. Dunno what time it was, but it was late.

Shall I continue?

>>727477745
hold old are you

>>727477858

Mid 20's now. I was 7 at the time.

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>>727466136

I had sex with an amputee (mid forearm and hand missing) and I let him fuck my pussy with the stump. Pretty sure he had done it before to other grills.

I'm a female with a huge dom sub kink. I had a daddy for a while and loveddddd it, I love being spanked and choked and slapped. I'm just worried that my next boyfriend might not be into that. I don't think I could handle a vanilla relationship /b/. Any advice on how to bring it up for my future relationships?

>>727478154
http://www.imswinging.com/

>>727477984
it was probably her just being a mom. very unlikely it was anything nefarious.

>>727478247
Find someone on fetlife or OkCupid

>>727478334
Well then I should continue. She took me into the living room where his Dad was waiting with a camera. Blah blah I starred in a video with both of them. Had to beg for his cum while she sucked on my cock.

>>727478247
if it's something you need, you need to broach it early on or only go fishing in the dom pool to start with. Saves a lot of time that way.

>>727477368
White sauce in the edibles.

>>727478539
well obviously the story takes a blatantly obvious wrong turn.

>>727478539
She's cool. He should be in jail though.

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>>727468321

got greentext? asking for a friend

>>727478759
Yeah and that's the thing. He was sadistic about it. She was sweet and kind like all the shota comics. I LIKED her.

>>727473807
No

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>>727478154
Jennifer??

>>727478247
TITS OR GTFO

>me seventeen
>junior in highschool taking dual credit courses at local college
>start off new semester taking federal govt.
>people of all ages there
>woman sits in front of me, id say she's around twenty
>find out she's actually thirty but that's beside the point
>halfway into semester get assigned as partners
>holy fuck man she's hot
>seventeen year old me can barely keep it down
>curvy, big tits, FUCK
>start talking yadayadayada
>turns out she's actually pretty cool and become good friends
>go to her house after class to start on project
>she lives alone
>work for about an hour before we get tired
>conversation gets a bit friskier, start talking about sexual experiences and stuff
>have a boner the whole time, think she sees it
>holy shit man this chick is experienced, like russian prostitute experienced
>tells me about time some guy shit on her chest
>funniest shit ever
>laugh for a bit but evetually turns into an awkward silence
>look at each other for a bit
>attack each others body's and before i know we're going at it
>shits getting instense holy fuck best feeling ever
>start grabbing her tits, fingering her
>starts telling me she wants to fuck the living shit out of me
>me still virgin, tell her
>says its okay, itll feel amazing
>holy fuck she wasn't lying
>started sucking my cock
>fucking stuck her finger in my ass too, shit felt nice actually
>she starts riding me after
>god damn she's amazing
>we finish and she takes me home

fucked about threw times a week until semester ended. still meet up sometimes. also fucking bombed the project

>>727469005
Honestly idk if I'd even be able to keep it up fucking a chick like that

>>727464638

>>727464043
I fucked one of the cafe workers in college, I was 22 she was 30, it was hot

>>727472560
But you're alive still ..

>>727479646
He's a skeleton don't trust a word he says

>>727479646
tl;dr When I was little I used to masturbate using the playground slide during recess. Me and a few girls actually.

>be however old you are in 4th grade
>be femanon
>recess at school
>playground has a cool spiral slide
>im next in line
>idiot before me is scared and goes down slow, braking with his shoes
>on a whim i pull myself onto the rounded side rail and straddle it
>slide down butt first past the idiot
>ha ha what an idiot
>there are small bumps where each section of the slide is bolted together
>my bum pass over these bumps
>oh...that feels kinda good
>do it again
>and again
>do it the whole recess
Next day
>recess
>im back at it
>bff asks me what i'm doing
>tell her my secret
>she tries it out
>at the bottom of the slide shes like OMG
>im like IKR
>we both do it the whole recess
Next day
>my friend has blabbed and told a few other friends
>there are now 6 of us
>one girl does it and is weirded out
>shes like this is dirty
>runs away to play on other stuff
>the 5 of us dont care
>we keep doing it
>sliding down cowgirl style
>we figure out how to control our speed
>how to lean at the right angle
>recess ends and we get called to line up
>5 of us are all energetic and ansty (lol)
>get the idea that less layers of clothing would probably feel better
>friends agree

>>727479162
Not my bra size, not my name. But... call me.

>>727479792
Next day
>the 5 of us are wearing dresses or leggings
>girls are SUPPOSED to wear shorts underneath dresses but i didnt
>just my skirt and undies
>feel giddy because im breaking the rules
>recess!
>cowgirl down the slide
>screech!
>skin on inner thighs keeps catching on the plastic
>ooh that hurts
>takes a few times to get technique right
>have to tuck knees up but keep them spread out a little
>ride mostly on your butt, but lean forward
>use hands to brake instead of feet
>go down again doing this
>it
>feels
>AMAZEballs
>at the bottom i have to sit for a minute
>holy cow that felt good
>but its not working out for one girl
>shes wearing a dress like me
>decide to help
>straddle the slide first with her going right after me
>but dont slide down
>tell her im going to check how shes doing it
>she gets into position
>peek under her dress to look at how shes sitting
>naked butthole winking at me
>shes not wearing any underwear
>god damn you bernice
>a little warning next time
>uh, so yeah you have to wear something so you can slide properly
>reccess ends
>sit down in class
>can feel theres a wet spot on my underwear
>dont make the connection
>wonder if I peed a little or something

>>727479821
>so we're doing it with the slide all week
>technique is so good i can do it in jeans
>the slide is now our bf
>we nicknamed it Sly (dead serious)
>eventually one of the lunch mothers sees us
>tells us to stop doing that
>think shes just telling us to be safe
>come on mrs so-and-so we're just sliding down
>i know what you are doing and ill tell your parents
>oh... she actually knows what we're doing
>fine
>next few days 5 of us are in real bad moods (lol)
>we try cowgirling on railings (almost fall off and die)
>we try sitting sideways on the swings (just feels stupid)
>monkey bars (almost fall off and die)
>merry-go-round (too hard to do while spinning)
>nobody wants to keep the merry-go-round stopped
>for a few days we were basically test-rubbing our junk on everything
>nothing is as good as Sly
>one girl gets caught rubbing on the corner of her desk (seriously)
>so we stopped (or at least i did)
Fast forward to sleep over
>3 of us + 1 girl who doesn't know about Sly
>pizza, sleeping bags, disney movies, etc etc normal sleep over stuff
>at some point our bf Sly comes up
>lots of laughing
>new girl doesnt get it
>explain it
>new girl says she just uses her grandpa's massager
>im like thats weird (yeah in this whole story THAT's the weird thing for me lol)
>w/e lets give it a shot
>we find two in the house
>one is the wand kind with a giant rubber end (looks like a big microphone)
>other one is a neck massager
>you're supposed to lie down with your neck between the two nubs
>ok who goes first?

>>727479863
>you go first
>no you go first
>elaborate system invovling that oragami paper fortune teller thing that ALL girls know how to make
>fortune teller thing picks one girl to go first
>turn up music so the parents dont hear us
>she tries the microphone
>sits indian style facing the corner with the massager between her legs
>kinda weird watching my friend in spongebob jammies basically cum in front of us
>how was it?
>her face is beet red and she's out of breath
>gives us the thumbs up
>the gods choose me next
>i try the neck massager
>everything is wrong
>its too heavy/awkward to hold up to me
>the nubs move in circles
>FINALLY figure it out
>i can turn off the moving nubs and just have them vibrate
>and i sit on it instead of holding it
>feels ok nothing special
>im about to tell my friends that it's meh
>suddenly find the magic position
>it's like a switch gets flipped
>waves of pleasure etc etc
>i actually gasp i was so surprised
>if it would fit I absolutely would've pushed one of the nubs inside me
>it was intense
>i finish
>friends are like are you ok
>feel a little dizzy
>legs are all wobbly
>underwear wet again
>thumbs up
>we take turns abusing the massagers for another hour
>then fell asleep

>>727464263
>dress like a slut
>like a slut
>a slut
>slut
heh, she's just pretending right

>>727479821
omg that is so cute and hilarious, thanks for the laugh anon ahah

>>727479646
yes! i'm trying anyway.

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>>727479821
>god damn you bernice

>>727479909
More?

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>>727478800
>dub dubs confirm

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>>727466136
Yo i see i find anothe devotee

>>727479413
>>fucking stuck her finger in my ass too, shit felt nice actually
>shit felt nice

>>727464043
Tits, timestamp or GTFO

>>727479792
>>727479821
>>727479863
>>727479909

old copypasta

>>727480324
Uhh...I was molested by my baby sitter (a girl). I guess that's a confession too since I never told anybody about it.

Lemme type that up. Hang on.

>>727469005
Where does one meet these people? Is there a website for meeting horny disabled chicks?

>>727480791
Asking for a friend

>>727480791
I think that's a bitt too small of a niche market

>>727480763
Bump

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>be virgin fag who jerks off three time everyday
>horny as fuck
>turn 18
>the day of my 18th birthday I go on Craigslist and answer an ad with two guys asking for a young teen with small cock
>mfw when I spent my 18th birthday being edged, jerked off and massage do in the prostate
>been doing this almost weekly ever since

>>727481006
nah theres no way its THAT niche. too niche would be like "disabled left handed syrian refugee"

>>727464043
did you shave your balls?

>>727481077
>be 10
>neighborhood girl who is maybe 15 babysits me a few times
>4th or 5th time she puts porn on my dad's computer
>makes me watch
>i'm grossed out
>tells me to do sexual stuff to her
>say no
>she makes me do it under threat that she'll tell my parents I was bad
>do it
>i did not like any of it and was not into it, but she didn't care
>lick her junk, lick her butthole, finger her for what seems like an hour
>at some point she fingers me, too
>i especially did not like that
>but curiosity about how two girls can have sex overrides my revulsion to it
>molestation session wraps up
>she puts me to bed
>i'm wide awake like wtf just happened
>parents eventually come home
>hear babysitter gush to my parents about how i was the best kid ever
>babysitter says she'll only accept half payment since i was "so good"
>weird kid logic: parents thinking i was a good kid + my sacrafice saved some money = felt good
>remember thinking babysitter and I both got what we wanted
>this was a fair transaction

wait there's more

>>727481228
>parents tell me they're having a date night
>same babysitter will be coming over again to watch me
>try to strongly suggest that I'm old enough to watch myself
>they say no
>try to strongly suggest I don't like this babysitter and they should get someone else
>they say no
>fuck
>babysitter shows up
>take my bath
>eat my chicken nuggests quietly
>watch disney movies in the living room
>just trying to stay off her radar
>hoping nothing happens this time
>she goes into the other room
>hear the computer turn on
>annnnd here we go
>she calls me into the room
>makes me look at porn pics with her on the computer
>she's explaining stuff to me
>like you suck a guy's dick to get it hard
>this is called 69-ing
>etc etc etc
>i think if I act interested and appeciative she'll like me and won't touch me
>she puts her hands into the back of my pj bottoms
>feels me up every which way
>fingers me a little
>says i have to do it to her
>tell her fine, but that she has to shower first
>be a good host and get her some towels and bodywash
>she uses the guest bath downstairs
>i'm waiting in my room, filled with dread
>she comes upstairs completely naked
>same routine again
>lick her junk, lick her butthole, finger her for a long time
>she's done and goes to nearest bathroom upstairs to pee
>i'm in bed trying to sleep
>hear her come out and she heads downstairs
>at the same time she comes out I hear door to garage open
>parents are home
>they catch her buck naked
>mom flips out and yells at her
>babysitter leaves
>dad comes in to check on me
>i act like mom's screaming just woke me up
>what happened dad?
>uh nothing, nothing, go back to sleep
>find out later they assumed she had a boyfriend over
>good riddance

>>727468750
Wrong

>>727468750
where's the art?

>>727464263
Cuck

>>727481350
It fuck you up any?

>>727481646
Nah. Obviously I can laugh about it now. Just a fucking weird thing that happened to me.

>>727481852
Age?
I lold.

>>727480198
No she's definitely a slut. Trust me some of the things I've made her do only a slut would haha. But she's my slut.

>>727481852
Well that's good, I was jw because a lot of people come to confession threads to tell people.

bump for more greentext

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>>727481134
Hot

>>727481981
What are some of these things you've made her do?

I'm not exactly a moron and I'm able bodied. Excuses I have none, but due to my negligence and laziness people who have placed their trust upon me have regretted it, and many more will. I'm a parasite that can only take, and I will continue to do so if they keep enabling me. I don't wish them the consequences of having me around, but I know of no other way of living. I don't even want it.

Someday I'll take it too far, and a righteously angry person will kill me for sure. Until then I have everything I want without having to work for it.

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I like petite legal girls.

>>727473807
i hope the universe can make better use of your energy than you are currently

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>>727473807

>and then I punched her

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I have committed federal crimes for ten years and never was cuaght and that's even with

Being watched for 4 of them

>>727482731
Sick and fuck random dudes, walk around doing her shopping with cum on her face, visit gloryholes, give guys massages with happy endings, tied her up in a hotel room and put the ad on CL (I was there obv for most things).
A load more but that kind of thing.

>>727482943
Pedo

>>727483019
Story

>>727483067
legal

>>727479909
I love you femanon

My 60 year old neighbor blows me on a regular we're both dudes

>>727483141
Stealing Rx pads from doctors. Cooking meth cooking bath salts. Getting orders of large quantities of ketamine. Not much story but !eh

I've kinda been stalking a girl for about a year now, she has huge tits for her age and is a complete drug addicted slut. I save the screenshots, I don't be even jerk off to them, I just kinda have them on my phone. What I do jerk off to is the idea of raping her,

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>>727483443

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ok /b/ i got one

never told anyone before

>Be me
>not gay
>i promise, i'm not
>be 6-7yrs old
>cousin of mine was my best friend at the time
>is 2 yrs younger
>would always follow me around and shit
>kinda annoying
>we played all sorts of games together
>played firetrucks
>yu-gi-oh
>pokemon
>watched TV
>one day we decided itd be a good idea to play in the room, by ourselves
>its dark in the room
>no1 around
>we lock door
>we "couldn't find each other"
>so we "started feeling around"
>he touches my no-no spot
>I touch his
>I remove my pants
>bend over
>dare him a million dollars to lick my butthole
>he refuses
>dare him two million
>he hesitates
>ok fine 5 million
>deal
>he proceeds to lick my asshole and I swear to you it was one of the best feelings a little boy could feel
>getting his asshole licked
>I wish this story wasn't true but it is
>part 2 coming

I have a stalker fetish. And know a woman that's okay with this

>>727481981
You're just a cuck bro

>>727483299
thats pretty gross. cause we all know your less then average people, looks and intelligence and social prerequisites. so its just like two awkward guys having shameful quasi satisfying orgasms

>>727483402
Feds wanted you for that?

>>727483041
Man you're fucking dating a cumdumpster. You're disgusting. Hope you get stds and die

>>727483517
I know where she lives (I used to go to school with her, I don't stalk her in real life) I'm 6'3" and pretty strong, she's tiny Andy constantly high on xanax, there are a fair amount of alleyways near her house, if I wanted to I could rape her. But I have better things to do than fuck a herpes ridden drug whore with huge tits

>>727483959
Haha man you sound jealous! Relax.
Or maybe just annoyed shit like this doesn't happen to you?

>>727483789
Cooking and selling drugs and interstate drug trafficking

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>>727484074
Have any of her pics to share, anon?

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>>727484081
>jealous
>of dating a degraded cumdumpster slut

>>727484081
dont wanna judge you bro but you dont really love her, do you? according to what youve said about not wanting future with her

because i would do that to women but not be in a relationship with them

>>727484074
You stamp the wrong guy lo? My stalked knows what I do

>>727483662

>he finishes tossing my little boy salad
>why'd you stop
>cuzzo says to me
>I want to try
>......
>idk about that, cuzzo
>but I just finished doing yours
>yeah but that was different
>I'm leaving
>ok fine just come here.. drop pants
>cuzzo does
>I pull down his underwear
>the stench of dinner we just had
> It was pork
>my eyes have adjusted to the lack of light
>can clearly see his butthole
>shit-stains and all
>"what are you waiting for, anon?"
>fuck.png
>I decide to troop it out, but I cheat my way through it by not licking directly on the hole, but instead adjacent to it
>"a little more to the right, anon"
>ohmygod
>close my eyes
>think about chocolate ice cream
>do the "duty"
>for cuzzo
>my eyes begin to water
>I want to vomit
>I can't take it anymore
>pull his pants up
>"why'd you stop?"
>I don't wanna get caught!! Let's go play vidya
>ok

There are more stories with cuzzo but maybe in another thread, or not at all, idk.

I've never told anyone this story and me and cuzzo since don't talk. I'd never bring this up and I hope to god he would never either

>>727484206
She's under aged (15), the pics aren't nudes or anything, but they're pretty fucking close.
If you still want them though, I'll share a few.

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>>727484516
The same could be said for all cucks actually. Anons blowing my mind tonight. getting deep.

>>727465515
>>727474718
newfag here
who's brad?

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>>727473807

You should probably kill yourself.

>>727484708
As long as you wont get in trouble or anything. if she isn't nude. your call. I just wanted to see what you see.

/r/b26f76gc

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>>727484765
Chad's gay brother

>>727484708
Share fucking now nigga

>>727484516
Love her? Sure. 'In love' as they say? Nah.
I'm actually a jealous guy when it comes to real relationships. Like super rage induced jealous.
The term relationship can mean a lot of different dynamics, that's all

>>727484589
I'm just an online stalker not an real life one. She doesn't know about it, though I don't know if she would care, she's such a fucking slut

>>727468907
Aw man she has the crazy eyes.

>>727484644
Man i don't understand why those kids can't fucking have some higiene
A friend of mine was constantly smelling like poo when i was 7

>>727484735
What do you mean?

>>727464043
cranston?

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>>727465515

>>727485060
Yeah I play cat mouse games and mines good with it and she's of age so boom double winner check em

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>>727485024
>>727484873
Ask and you shall receive, I know she isn't really that hot, it's more the fact that her tits take up half her fucking torso.

>>727485053
oh so i do understand now. shes a naive slut that thinks you actually want to spend the rest of your life with her and youre just an asshole using her for perverted desires sake
this i would do too

>>727485134

ya idk, its with the guys especially, they hate baths. I know I hated baths lmao. worst part of the day

>>727485367
she actually is fucking hot. Have more?
Feet maybe?

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>>727485367
THAT is 15?!

>>727485487
i used to hate baths as well, but my butthole was always clean at least

>>727466136

You derive your pleasure by preying on the weak.

>>727464263
Why is she wearing morts?
Oh, never mind...

>>727477687
>wicked

>>727485367
If thats 15 I'm tyrone and have a 5 foot dick in my ass
srsly though if you told us shes 18 you could post her nudes and nobody would ever know. Faggot

>>727485423
Well kind of. I do care for her, she's a good kid. I'll probably keep in contact after we break up. And I'm not feeding her bullshit, I've told her I don't really believe in marriage or anything like that so hopefully I'm not leading her on.
Fuck it we have fun together and I don't see the harm in it since I've told her I don't have any intentions of wifeing her

>>727485676
She's been this hot since like 12-13

First time telling anyone else. Hazy from my memory but here it goes

>be me, maybe 7 or 8?
>dont know when this started to happen as its been blocked for years
>have cousin who is 5 years old than me
>one day while im over at her house she suggests we play "mom and dad"
>"okay cousin!"
>she takes me into a dark closet and starts to kiss me
>"i guess this is what mom and dad do, lets keep going"
>the kissing is slow and she starts to take my hands up her shirt
>"ugh, what am i doing?"
>she shushes me and makes me rub her nips
>goes on maybe another two or three times, could be more?

Have blocked it out for so long I cant remember fully. I feel like there was a point where i tried to go lower on her but she said no. And i can recall her one time either trying to blackmail me with telling my mom what "i did to her" or telling me not to tell anyone

>> be teen
>> working at gfs mom's house
>> gf's mom wearing a low v-neck, thin shirt, hot as fuck, gets me going
>> gf and mom goes to store to pickup dinner, I'm left alone
>> go upstairs and looking through mom's room
>> l find silk panties in mom's dresser
>> jack my dick off with her panties
>> think about getting my dick sucked by my gf and her mom and busting as nut in my gf's mouth while her mom holds her head back

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>>727473807
don't listen to these fucks, anon that was good shit.

poisoned my mom's second husband. mixed insecticide in his protean shake mix.

did this for more then a year.
I believe he thought my sister was responsible as he assaulted and tried to rape her.

>>727486068
women are weak crazy shit bro. she probably thinks you will change for her
but maybe im wrong and she just wanna get fucked by multiple unknown guys on a weekly basis lol

>>727486194
Would not be opposed to more SFW pics if you got em

>>727482943
Is there a full vid of this ?

>>727466136
>mental illness
>cerebral palsy

you're fucking retarded

>>727487083
No anon, he fucked retarded

>>727473807
that was rape. what you did was rape.

>>727464043
I need sausa on dis.
Came for the story but dammm

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>>727485873
Here's a picture she posted on instagram where she just straight up isn't wearing a top, but it's only a small bit of upper teen boob

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>>727486498
Here's one of my favourites, three sluts for the price of one

>>727487350
google reverse image search
second link : "photographs of Pavel Kiselev"

of course it'd be a fucking russian.

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>>727487184
HONK! HONK!

>>727487521
>>727487724
Whats her insta?

>>727487521
Shes hot asf you should bang her daily

>>727466136
Actually had this fetish and am now married to a bipolar sktitzo korean

>>727487735
Pavel Kiselev is a male photographer bro. What's the girls name?

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>>727465387
Whatever you say.

>>727488001
She won't let you follow her, I've tried following with fake accounts to see if I can coax her in to sending me nudes, but she doesn't accept the follow requests.

>>727464043

I'm 35 and have never had to hold a real job. I manipulate people to get what I want and need and love very comfortably.

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I am educated, rich, a nigger, and i use 4chan.

>>727487521
Does she have Instagram?! Kik?? Snapchat?? I need for research purposes

>>727488044
I don't feel like getting herpes and whatever else she's got crawling in her nasty fucking vag. She's a drug whore, she constantly posts stuff of her holding money that no teenager with heavy drug addiction would have. Combine this with a recent post that seems to imply when got an abortion, I'm like 90% sure she whores herself out for drug money

trying to steal my friends girlfriend

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>>727488914
She won't let you follow her mate sorry
I'll post a few more good ones and then I got to go to bed

>>727465179
The fuck?

>>727489188
Be a bro :( who cares, id like to try my chances

>>727468078
What a fucking cuck

>>727469005
Worth the read. Fucked up, yet not

>>727489188
>>727489346
nah I get it. he doesnt want a bunch of creepos trying to follow. pretty sure you arent the only one who is trying to follow.

>>727488908
>educated, rich, a nigger
Pick any two.

>>727487521
she's smokin' hot! Big boobage plus big awesome Topanga lips!

>>727489188
Kik it to me : galactus_.

>>727488953
Ok my dude youre clever. Keep your dick out of that trash

>>727489507
ikr
And yet he thinks hes like a super dom or something like that. Kek

>>727469845
>pants off see vibe is combo cunt and ass vibe