hey /b/ this is cinnamon.

>>727460058
sharpie in its pooper

>>727460058
Tits or gtfo

>>727460182
im not gonna do that.. i dont even know where its pooper is.

Put it in pooper

>>727460182

>>727460058
make him a little paper hat

No that's a crab

>>727460058
where do u keep him?

>>727460058
stroke your dick softly

Make a paperboat and put it in and fill sink up with water and set him sailing

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>>727460058
Is this real life?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8

>>727460058
>>727460244
The handwriting and shape of the hand suggests is gril. Agreed.
Expose your teets or remove yourself

>>727460058
crab in pooper

>>727460244
>>727460522
Nice dubs

if you insist... give me a second>>727460244

>>727460058
Shrimp shrine. You must worship the shrimp 5 times everyday.

Put it in your mouth, then add vinegar & baking soda and shake vigorously for 30 seconds. Post pics.

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>>727460522
anon....

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>>727460522
>>727460244
delivered

Sure is boring around here

>>727460780
Hell yeah I'd put my dick on that paper all day and I wouldn't go limp for a minute.

>>727460780
Cool bro
B-but teets not very proportion

>>727460058
Nice crab

>>727460945
i tried my best alright?

>>727460058
what kind of dog is that?

>>727460058
suck his wienar

Have you taught it any cool tricks?

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>>727460389
idk how to make a paper boat..

>>727461005
Sure. You're save now. ;)

Where did you find this thing?

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Get another one and breed an army of hermit crabs.

feed to cat

>>727460945
But anon.
Crabanon drew perspective tits. The bigger one is in front.

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make him a facebook page, ill follow it

im in the process of constructing a boat that will support his weight. pics soon

>>727460780
Put it in your bellybutton

put it in a blender with water or milk or something, blend it, and drink it. record it all and post it here

>>727460058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBKn9XiHAaw

>>727460780
Pls make extra thicc!

>>727460780
give thick thighs

Fortify his shell with armor. Then Cinnamon can help us reclaim the holy land.

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>>727461989
thicccc crab

>>727461480
I agree, make a facebook for him

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MFW Crab already has built in shell but chooses to live in borrowed snail shell for that extra degree of comfy.

i made a boat by wrapping a piece of Styrofoam in tin foil so he could explore his ocean safely

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>>727460780

break off a leg and give him a cane

>>727462116
Oh kek yes

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delivered

>>727462259
hermit crabs have soft butts

>>727462507
now in a pee sea

>>727462507
stick him in your butt and cannon ball him out

>>727462523

Lets see dat ass.

smash it with a hammer

>>727460058
throw it really far

>>727462507
It needs a mate. ITS TIME TO FUGG.

>>727462822

he has a mate. its name is sugar. they have a kid named honey. sugar and honey are shy though.

Set him free

>>727462928
keep them safe in your asshole

Is he a neckbeard?

Why so antisocial- hidin in his cave like that all the time?

why do so many people want me to put him in my ass? nigga i aint gay.
I only take lady hermit crabs in my ass

>>727462928
Make couch. Position snails on couch. Call it Simpsons.

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>>727463120

>Snails

>>727463118
its not gay if its a feminine hermit crab

>>727460058

What do you feed him?

>>727463204
>dogs

>>727463433
The souls of the damned.

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>>727463555

G E T T H R E A D ?

>>727462507
sharpie in the pooper

>>727463610
Wow they make food for everything these days.

Where's crab Fam?

put him in the microwave OP

>>727462507
based OP
someone screencap this shit and show my post plox

>>727461480
>>727462164
this is not reddit

>>727464867
how new are you

GTFO. All you thirsty betas too. Fucking permavirgin cancer.

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>>727460522
Being this autistic

>>727465043
b-but theres a timestamp and all. this shit is cool, its OC and legit

>>727465238
it would be worthy a screen cap if he shoved it into his ass you fucking newfag

Need entire family together or I'm not gonna be satisfied.

>>727460522
Hands are clearly man hands and my hand writing is nearly same as op. Definitely a man. You need to learn your genders better.

>>727463610
hermit crab premium food?
like, what the actual fuck?
now i want one too

>>727460260
I second this

>>727465713
What don't they sell these days?

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

op here. i am femanon. not for attention, but people were wondering. i do have manish hands idk why theyre like that.

>>727468010
You shouldn't have said that...... /b/ can be different..... when a woman announces her self here....

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>>727468164
yeah im aware. ive dealt with it before. but if it bothers me i could just
>close my eyes
cyber bullying doesnt exist.

>>727468279
The eyes are, different, but I would still hit that

>>727468467
this is just a photo i found on google and photoshopped the eyes kek

>>727460058

Mr. Krabs.

>>727468551
Have any other weird pets?

>>727468653
i have a betta fish. but shes a lazy moron.

>>727468823
It's a fish. How can you tell that?

>>727469017
she just lays there until she needs to breathe or wants food.

>>727460260
yes, a hat is necessary

>>727468010
>femanon
we are all anons you retard now tits or gtfo

Make a flag with /b/ on it. Toasting in an OC thread

Bump in hopes that OP will return

>>727468010
why dont u just go back to le leddit with ur faggoty ass crab if ur not gonna show tits or put it in ur ass

>>727460780
Lovecraftian tits are best tits.

Is OP still here?

>>727460244
Rules about this that you will call me gay for reminding you of