>That one kid thread Lets hear about him /b/.

>that kid who would listen to minecraft music videos in class without headphones and with the volume on full blast
Unironically

>That one kid who would run Naruto style down the hallway

>>727459159
>the reddit user who goes on 4chan for the first time

>>727459618
>The dumb faggot who doesn't know the rules about calling someone a newfag.

>Being this new

File: BEPIS.jpg (111KB, 401x401px)

111KB, 401x401px

>that one kid who never talked that much
>that one kid who always got picked on
>that one kid who had a really bad speech impediment
>that one kid who had no friends
>that one kid that no one ever noticed

>>727459836
oh hey wait.

that was me

>That one kid who covered up his hentai drawings
>Those kids who were best friends with the 40 year old art teacher with white hair

File: 1487107784595.gif (513KB, 400x225px) Image search: [Google]

513KB, 400x225px

>>727460021

File: 315.jpg (38KB, 483x750px)

38KB, 483x750px

>>727459159
>That one kid who thought he could win friends if he beat me up
>That kid that thought that by beating up the shy kid he'd get the bitches
>That kid who got me suspended because I beat his ass so hard he had to go home
>That kid who shat his pants during the fight
>That kid that made me a chad for a day

I know you're on here Jared, you horrific NEET.
Thank you.

>>727459159
I remember when I was in first grade and had this one special ed kid in my class. I specifically remeber random times walking down the hallway and hearing this kid scream at the top of his lungs

>"DO A BARREL ROWWW" (sounded like "row" instead of "roll"

also there was this one social awkward motherfucker when i was in middle school. Wanted to ask this girl out so I told him to just go do it. He went up to here and it sounded kinda like this...

"hey, femanon?"
>"Yeah, anon?"
"would you like to ummm... uhhh..."
(The whole time hes making no eye contact and like awkwardly scratching his head)
>"Yeah, anon?"
"umm one day... uhhh... nevermind"

walked off and that was that

>>727459159
>That one fat kid who would actually fucking kamehameha people who pissed him off

I'm not even joking

>that one kid who started growling at people he didn't want to talk to

>>727460423
>For a day

How did you blow it anon?

<That one kid who is super edgy and says stuff like "I want to die" but everyone including themself knows they don't really want but wants attention.
> That one kids who claims to have clinical depression but really never been diagnosed and is happy but wants attention.

>>727460530
your fuckin with me???

>>727459159
>that kid who ate Mayonnaise for lunch

>That one kid fake falls on the floor for attention
>That one kid who isnt funny but tries to

>There was a kid in my school who was annoying as fuck
>He was weird and had many warts on his fingers
>If you would hang out with him at somepoint he wouldn't stop trying to hang out with you.
>After a few years of this annoying guy he moved to denmark.
>In the 10th grade he came back way different
>He was cocky as hell, never came to school and was dumb as fuck
>I smoked weed with him once and he got really aggressive and wanted to fight someone
>Two years ago he robbed a bank with two guys
>They had toy guns and made around 5000$
>Now he is in prison for a few years
Fuck that guy.

>the kid who acted tough but got his ass kicked by the naruto kid

>That one kid who sat in the back of the class during computer times and always looked around the room every 5 minutes
>that one kid who got caught with porn
>that one kid who acted tough but couldn't fight

There's a guy in my college who wears a trench coat and a Nazi M43 field cap literally every single day.

>that one kid who used the windows operating system
>that one kid who used google chrome
every time

>>727459159
>that one skinny aspie with tight sweatpants, tennis shoes, and a long sleeve T who always talked too much and everybody kind of hated

>>727462126
The kid who got caught with porn was me.

>>727462316
become friends with him, when he shoots up your class he might spare you.

File: 1238575351536.jpg (65KB, 519x464px)

65KB, 519x464px

>>727459159
That kid who wore fatigues and walked military parade march through the highschool quad everyday after talking to the recruiter.

>That one kid who kept using weeb terms to me just because I'm asian

>that one kid who kept cleaning a pond in the schoolyard from rubbish.
>every recess
>every day

>>727463109
japanese asian or regular

>>727463109
fucking weeb

>>727462806
You weren't sneeky breeky enough. I knew it was you!

>that one kid that broke my super Nintendo and got his nose broke by me
>that one kid that told his mommy and got me grounded for a month.
Brian if you're In here--you're a faggot for breaking my super NES. YOU'RE ALSO A BITCH FOR SNITCHING ON ME AND GETTING ME GROUNDED.
>snitches get stitches

File: IMG_6384.jpg (267KB, 1920x1511px)

267KB, 1920x1511px

>That one kid who wore shorts every fucking day.

>"I'M NOT COLD LMAO! XD"

>>727463362
Chinese

The kid was autistic anyway

>that kid who ate a tub of icing in class
>that kid who always talked backed to the teacher thinking he was funny
>that kid who could never find a partner for group work

>>727463630
Kenny is that you?

>>727459159
>That one kid who raped a cat in the woods to impress his friends
Cool guy

>>727459159
>that one kid who jacked off to a picture his 60 year old teacher
he was really fucking weird

That one kid that was fat as fuck but claimed every pound of it was muscle.

File: Its+from+the+tv+show+on+fx+called+archer+here+s+_10940d3a6d388d14a0051d4855786c52.png (38KB, 273x200px)

38KB, 273x200px

>>727463783
pic related

That one kid who found /b/ and tried to act like the /b/tards he saw there, told all his failfaggot friends who logged on and also acted like annoying retarded tryhard Spazcrippers with forced memes and memes used out of context. They all grew up but still act exactly the same I hope all you cunts die.

>>727461052
I knew a chick who would eat mayonnaise sandwiches every day. Literally just mayo and bread.

>>727464095
Cool story bro. kys.

>That one kid who was the edgiest kid in school and told his friend that he was gonna stab everyone at school
>That kid who made youtube videos at the age of 13 thinking he was cool or that he would become popular
>That kid who everyone made fun of in school for having clunky shoes
>That kid who people hated being around because he had his head crushed under a car which caused him to be unable to hold his shit in
>That one kid who thought he was the coolest kid in school but the only reason why people knew him was because of how much of a fuck up he was
>That kid who tried becoming a DJ
12 years of school really does introduce you to a wide spectrum of people

>that one kid who quoted memes
>every
>day
>y u no liek mudkips

File: 1487698091132.jpg (13KB, 349x314px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 349x314px

>>727459159
>that one autistic kid who is edgy, who thinks he is insane, with a speech impediment, literal skeleton, wears only long sleeve shirts to cover his hands, runs with one hand on his chest and goes up to random girls and hugs them

tfw I went to school with this fag

I can continue with what he did if youd like

>>727460164
Kekd

>>727464350
Let's hear it then, Anon

>>727464350
in the mood to give forty keks, so why not?

File: IMG_6386.jpg (67KB, 500x747px)

67KB, 500x747px

>that one kid

Pic related. We all knew him, and we all hated him. He probably had a trampoline so you tolerated his friendship for too long.

>that one kid whod always make gay jokes
>hed always follow up with "no homo"
>actually tried to suck my cock in the bathroom once
If i werent a teacher id let him

File: IMG_6387.jpg (73KB, 640x732px)

73KB, 640x732px

>>727464525

File: 1490466023976.jpg (51KB, 514x536px)

51KB, 514x536px

>>727464350
lets hear it

>>727464525
I was this kid. I apologize fellow anons.

>that one kid who masturbates in class
>that one kid who takes pictures of girls' butts during class and in the hallway

File: IMG_6388.jpg (131KB, 653x485px)

131KB, 653x485px

>>727464603
>>727464525

>>727464603
Oh god that fucker AND THE PE TEACHER WOULDNT EVEN CALL HIM ON IT

>>727460530
>That one kid who kamehameha'd during a talent show in 6th grade and pointed out specific people in the crowd to join him
No one joined.

File: 1-g4zsvHxslR-946bI_twV-w.jpg (27KB, 400x388px)

27KB, 400x388px

>>727464676
I WANTED TO FUCKING BITCH-SLAP THE HELL OF OF THAT KID

>>727464739
arent school talent shows usually talented for actual talent first

>>727464568
Fukken kek

File: IMG_6389.png (567KB, 640x720px)

567KB, 640x720px

>>727464632
I still have a friend who is still like this. He's 26 and still lives at home. Used to all hang out at his place on weekends. Same hometown friends are hanging out down there while he dictates what everyone is doingthat night, playing first player always, and having general autistic fits when he doesn't get his way.

Mom makes us food though. It's cool. I just get bored of that shit.

>>727464525

>>727459436
this was my brother. Every day to lunch. He ran right by the class I was in. We laughed basically every day. One day he fell down. Funniest shit ever.

>>727465008
>>727465000 for curiosity

thats actually kind of cringey anon. 26, still lives at home? im only 19 and have already moved out.

>>727459836
>that one kid that drops out halfway through the year and not even the school notices
G-good thing that' not me, r-rite.

>>727459159
be more specific

>"hey dude did you know you can get mewthree by doing this this and this?"
>no, the sprites from that game are all online. There is no mewthree.
>"whatever, man..."

>>727464178
Adding on to this list
>That artsy autist who drew hentai
>Then got suspended for it when a teacher found it
>That kid who pulled out his dick and fucked a desk in front of the entire class when the teacher left
>Those kids who would smoke in school and then expect people not to notice the smell
>Those fucking rejects who made fun of my friends when my friends were dealing with family issues
>Those rejects who preferred to fuck around at school and disturb the people who tried to learn

>that one kid who brought a rifle to school
Hey at least the hallways sped up after that day

that one kid who could be described today as "species fluid" going back and forth between acting like a horse and a human.
>galloped around the halls
>whinnied and neighed
>would turn around to threaten other kids
>fucking kick them

File: placing-claymore-mine.jpg (203KB, 1280x853px)

203KB, 1280x853px

> middle school
> watch as that one kid that ran up behind someone, screamed "Planting claymore"
> you could hear him throughout the full cafeteria
> he'd squat down and act like he was placing a claymore mine
> runs away and screams "Double kill!"

>>727465234
Yeah I moved out when I was 16. So I see this dude still acting like a faggot with this shit. He moved to the city and moved back home in the same month. It blew my mind. Guilt trips me for not coming to hang out but shit man, I can only hang out in a basement for nestolgia once every year or two.

>>727465864
Fuckin lold.

>those spics who would always swear in Spanish in front of the teacher and not get in trouble

>>727459159
What kind of loli is this? http://neetpussy.com

https://youtu.be/Kt4lRS5xf1E dislike this video for the god shadman k

>>727466369
truth.

>that one kid who was sociable with everyone but noone really hung out with
>that one kid who could figure out how get video games onto flashdrives and started lan games of Halo
>That one kid who basically became IT for every class and eventually his college dorm floor
that one kid was me

File: 1486205695160.jpg (27KB, 460x503px)

27KB, 460x503px

>>727464467
>>727464465
>>727464616

ok

>be me
>13 in 8th grade
>all the school is at pep rally
>cheerleaders doing their shit
>this kid is a row down from me
>I can see in his eyes he wants one of them
>(I am only typing how he sounds btw)
>he says
>I wiesh i cooud fhack dem oull
>campinhispants.jpg
>after they're done principal selects a few souls to come down and "play fun games"
>Some chads, some stacys, and a few autist him included
>runs down the steps making this godawful whining noise
>arm held firmly to his chest
>everyone gets down there
>princapal hands a chad the mic and says pass it around
>im chad1
>next
>im chad2
>next
>im chadthundercok
>next
>im stacy
>etc.
>it gets to the autists
>Haii, im cool
>next downy
>hey
>our protagonist
>Hei ehm rhyan-can, egh lik ahneme and vida games
>everyone looks at the downy
>enndg i lhuve ahl uf u
>rushes to every girl down there
>tries to hug them
>he still has the boner
>they start running and he thinks this is a game
cont?

File: 1467608032756.jpg (112KB, 1037x1037px)

112KB, 1037x1037px

>that one autistic kid who thought he was Ezio and wore a cheap assassin's creed cosplay every day
>he never took it off once, even for gym
>listened to depressing acoustic music and skrillex
>bumped into female friend once, she apologizes and he responds with "all is forgiven"
>one time some guys were picking on him in the hallway
>Edgio Autistore yells something in italian, phone comes out from under his sleeve
>he has some shitty hidden blade app on his phone that turns the flash on and makes noises
>pretends to slit their throats and runs off on his tip toes
>don't see him again until 2 years later
>he's wearing some shitty anime trenchcoat
>bleached white hair
>one day he can't open the door to biology
>thinks someone locked him out
>starts banging on the window, threatening to kill everyone
>mfw

File: 1490377578528.jpg (26KB, 457x480px)

26KB, 457x480px

>>727467457
Do it

File: 1445744608323.png (226KB, 468x345px)

226KB, 468x345px

>>727467790
>girls scream in horror feeling his
>tent dent
>they jump over the railing back up to us
>chads pin him down
>he is screaming
>i mean bloody murder
>ST-STHAAAAAAAAAAP HNGGG
>he shit himself and naruto runs away
>we left for the rest of the day
>he was "armed and dangerous"

I'll tell you more when I get back from the store

Spooky#4714
Could you spread the word someone who goes by spooky on discord r9k and steam is a 30+ year old pedo/sex offender who uses fake pictures of traps to lure young boys into sending pics and meeting irl to rape then and assault them =) thanks

=0

File: 1482149327468.jpg (164KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 1280x960px

>>727459159
>that one kid who wore camo head to toe every day
>that one kid who ate lunch in the bathroom stalls, off the floor
>that one kid who fapped in the bathroom
>that one kid who fapped in the hallway
>that one kid who pissed on a random girl's head
>that one autistic girl that was obsessed with horses
>that one autistic girl who was obsessed with wolves
>that one nerdy kid who had a bunch of medical disorders
>that one kid who stalked and sent dick pics to that innocent science teacher

>>727468415
how did a student get the science teachers number?

>>727468524
he sent it to her over facebook

>>727467784
>Edgio Autistore

G O L D

>That one kid who had his pants down to ankles and tripped down the stairs after his pants fell down
>That one kid who would make autistic screeches in the middle of class
>That one kid whi yelled "IS THAT POKEMON, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL" at the top of his lungs in the cafeteria after he saw the autistic kid with a 3ds
>That one kid who actually tried downloading minecraft for free off of a sketchy website
>That one kid that dyed his hair and dresses up like a faggot everyday but still doesn't come out and say he's gay
>That one kid who jerked off in class
>That one kid who vaped just to look edgy

>>727464673
Fuck
I used to be that kid.
but only because I got bullied by my brother.
I did on to others what he did to me.
Sorry /b/

File: 1489463325978.jpg (105KB, 813x636px)

105KB, 813x636px

>that one kid who called himself a metalhead and grew out his hair
>he only listened to Metallica, Disturbed, and Avenged Sevenfold
>mfw

File: 1443387885713.jpg (61KB, 413x395px)

61KB, 413x395px

>>727466605
I wish i could do the same thing...

>>727459159
Once there was this kid who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school, But when he finally came back, His hair had turned from black into bright white, He said that it was from when The car had smashed so hard

File: cracker.jpg (163KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

163KB, 1920x1080px

>That one girl in class crying over some boy only to have this shit happen every week or so

>>727462494
CentOs and Lynx user here

>>727469135
>Hair turned from black to white
He's trying to be kaneki.
easy solution: stab through the eyes and kill his best friend :)))))

>that one kid who had a 29 science average
>that one kid who repeated the eighth grade
>that one kid that dyed his hair so often it looked like a shit-stained rainbow

vgfdw

File: ed-edd-n-eddy-ed-edd-and-eddy-35750572-500-402.jpg (104KB, 500x402px)

104KB, 500x402px

There's this one kid in class that reminds me of Ed. His name is John paul, but mexican version so Juan Pablo. He sounds like Ed, he looks like ed, but he's pretty chill and is somehow every girls wet dream. I don't fucking know how this dude does it, because I always hear girls talking about how, "oh yea, john paul is handsome/qt"
Like, he's clean, he's get's a haircut every week, he doesn't smell bad, you know the basics, but this dude looks like he has down syndrome.

but yea, if you're reading this JP i love you man no homo

>>727470271
Holy shit I know him

>>727468305
fucking hell this is gold.
Wish i could see it with my own eyes.

>>727470411
theres one more than makes me hate him personally

File: 1489717664848.jpg (21KB, 570x479px)

21KB, 570x479px

>>727470397

i've said too much

f

>>727471314
same

>>727459159
Anybody that posts in wwyd, porn threads, and bananas in ylyl threads is >that kid

File: serveimage.png (51KB, 657x527px)

51KB, 657x527px

>>727463576
>mfw i was that kid

>>727470271
From Chesterton?

File: 1488076350421.png (13KB, 679x427px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 679x427px

>>727471586

Nope

>that one kid with the rolling backpack in school that wouldn't get rid of it after constant bullying

>>727471787
texas? think i know him

File: QuickMemo+_2017-03-30-21-41-39.png (452KB, 480x782px)

452KB, 480x782px

>>727459159
Anyone?
>>727470391

File: IMG_1070.jpg (150KB, 515x417px)

150KB, 515x417px

>>727459159
>there's this one kid at my school
>let's call him Can (short for Cancer, cause he looked like it)
>be me
>go to school to take test
>Ticket in the form of paper? Check. ACT approved calculator? Check. Snacks? Check.
>notice Can is here
>cancerwithlimbs.gif
>Can has his iPad
>His ticket is on there
>Lady at the door says "You can't enter. You don't have your ticket in the form of paper. Better luck next time."
>cancerisspreading.webm
>He's literally pacing around the school yard while furiously swiping his iPad up and down and sideways and shit
>I was keking the whole entire time
>mfw technology is so advanced

File: surprise.png (520KB, 800x777px)

520KB, 800x777px

>>727470271
holy shit I think I know him what country is this

>that one kid that farted so bad in elementary school that we had to have class outside for the rest of the day
>the same kid that puked all over the hottest girl in 5th grade and all over the room and we got to play basketball in the gym the rest of the day

fgh

>>727469607
kek

>>727463881
I fucking hate kids like that, there's like 10 of them at my college

>>727463576
I knew a kid named Henry in JHS like that...nice kid weird parents tho

>that kid that always wore the same outfit every day
>that kid that had long hair and was picked on for it
>was me

File: UyoEsSn.png (261KB, 476x354px) Image search: [Google]

261KB, 476x354px

>>727463487
yeah fuck you brian

File: ef613ea6f61f312cefc642ee0bce8459.jpg (12KB, 236x320px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 236x320px

>>727459836
>tfw that describes me

>>727469135
Once, there was this girl who, wouldnt go to change with the girls in the change room, and when they finally made her, they saw birthmarks all over her body. She couldn't quite explain it, theyd always just been there.

>>727459159
>that furfag i sat next to in a computer class

fucking hated him

>>727474759
There was this bitch in my chemistry class who would do nothing but draw stupid furry shit. One time, we were doing a lab and the dumb bitch dropped hot, dehydrated epsom salt on herself.

File: unnamed.png (189KB, 373x327px)

189KB, 373x327px

>That one kid who talked back to the teacher trying to be funny
>That one kid who acts emo and likes kpop
>That one kid whosee silent as duck and gets good grades

>>727475089
This stupid fuck referenced outdated memes constantly in 2010 and put a pic of two lionmen kissing in a field as his fucking desktop background. Even the teacher was creeped out and yelled at him for it. Thank fuck he left after a semester.

>that kid that got a score of -1 in his school shooting

>>727463576
What school is that tho

File: 44444444.png (56KB, 453x146px)

56KB, 453x146px

>>727475320
the last one describes me 100%

>>727460530
that is not a joke anon.

The kamehameha is a powerful technique used only by the most skilled martial artists. That kid must have been a master.

>>727475333
Fucking furries man...Nice trips btw

>That kid that wanted to play on my DS, and I told him no, so he tried to take it, and ended up ripping it in half, and the school told his family they had to pay for it, so they just moved to another state a month later

>That stoner kid who lit one of the bathroom trashcans on fire

>That kid that was so fucking autistic, when someone told him straight to his face to stop talking for three seconds, he just kept on going

>>727462806
me too

>>727463487
you should have broke his spine

>>727463576
I had a small heart attack, ligit thought that was me. But seriously, man the fuck up. It's the heat I can't stand.

>>727467176
Same

File: angry-spongebob.png (294KB, 556x411px)

294KB, 556x411px

>>727475572
>parents would rather move states and pay thousands of dollars than replace a broken ds
>mfw

>that one kid who hopped between friend groups trying to find out where he fit it
>in the end he ended up alone
>mfw it was me
Feelsbadman.jpg

>>727475894
Im the complete opposite

>that one kid who masturbated in class, thinking no one noticed, but everyone really did.
>even the teacher
that kid was me

File: you what.jpg (49KB, 1024x732px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 1024x732px

>that kid that was so friendly to the point of annoyance
>that kid who couldnt find a friend group for the life of him
>that kid wore a hat solely based on the compliments it got
>mfw me

File: images (1).jpg (7KB, 259x194px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 259x194px

>>727476309

>Can't believe no one spoke up lol.

>>727476309
>masturbating in class

>>727476569
>not masturbating in class
You fucking normie.

>>727463828
So, every fat kid

File: images.jpg (14KB, 413x356px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 413x356px

>>727476787
That reminds me a lot of fat kids in school think they are "Gangster"

>>727460717
That sounds like me not too long ago

>>727460530
>I had this kid in elementary. We found a bottle of ranch in his desk when the teacher mad him clean out his desk.

File: 1481338903517.jpg (61KB, 500x667px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 500x667px

>>727463783
What the fuck did I just witness

>That kid who punched a window
>That kid who broke a bunch of tables in the lunchroom throughout the school year

>>727460770
I went back to being quiet again.

>>727460959
there was a kid in my art class that did this shit and I wanted to fucking beat him up so bad, edgy faggot

File: fefef.jpg (29KB, 399x385px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 399x385px

>>727465745

>>727477032
Not as bad as what I like to dub "Chihuahua kids" Skinny, stunted growth kids who would pick fights with everyone

>Mfw when this was me for the first two years of high school before I grew up, both height-wise and mentally

File: want to fight.jpg (37KB, 720x774px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 720x774px

>>727459159
>That kid that makes a >That kid thread

>>727469004
I mean they're kinda metal

I told this story before but it's a "that one kid" story.

>senior in high school
>study hall in library
>killing time by looking through the book shelves
>checking out photography books
>hear breathing
>realize someone is behind me
>it's that weird kid
>he's RIGHT behind me looking at my book over my shoulder
>i'm like sup
>he's like you wanna see something cool
>pulls another book out and flips to dogeared pages with nude portraits
>i'm like heh, nice these chicks are hot
>think nothing of it and go back to my seat
Months later...
>hear that the weird kid is inviting people to his graduation party
>he finds me at my locker and gives me a special invitation
>basically my invitation is "VIP"
>all the VIP invitations have a party start time one hour earlier (like "early access")
>lots of people are making fun of him behind his back
>weekend comes
>me and my friends have a couple of graduation parties to hit up
>as a joke we decide to drive by weird kid's house
>see a giant set for a party
>two buffet tables of food, drink stations, dessert stations, some carnival games, bounce house, DJ
>the fucking works
>his party would've started a couple of hours ago
>but nobody is there
>DJ just standing there checking his phone
>weird kid is sitting on the diving board of his pool
>fucking saddest thing I've ever seen
>still think about him every now and then

File: 1490928284333.gif (897KB, 800x430px) Image search: [Google]

897KB, 800x430px

>>727467784
>>Edgio Autistore

>>727478141
Glad you changed some kids I use to know like you are either doing heroine on alliways no joke this kid named Jak wa's one of those tall fat kid's who always cussed and talked back to every adult and one day I was driving to work and I saw him at the back of a walmart injecting himself.

>>727477032
Half of them are Latino too

>>727470662
Tell it

>>727478852

Sadly true....

>That one kid who would put random people who had spoken too him in the last six months into chokeholds for no reason

>The chubby kid who always had red cheeks and had a phase of hissing at people.
>it was me

File: 1490563246914.jpg (26KB, 480x720px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 480x720px

>>727477946
>Tfw you turned out to be the decently-cool shy guy
I never became a chad, but at least I wasn't Jared.

That one black kid who would just not stop saying nigger. Nigger this. Nigga that. The teachers gave up quickly

>That one kid who would call you a pussy for not punching him, but when you finally do he tells his friends and the principle

>>727480095
That happens to me a alot it's annoying as fuck.

>that kid who didn't care that some other student killed himself

was me, the stupid fuck fucked up his school shooting

File: 1490928570375.jpg (50KB, 743x724px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 743x724px

>>727480388

Holy shit that's hilarious.

>>727459836
>thay one kid who brought an ar15 to school one day

>>727480536
>start a school shooting and only hit a fucking projector
>just sit there with your thumb up your ass and then off yourself

then everyone's suddenly the guy's best friend because he died, forgetting about the shooting entirely

>>727459159
That kid who makes porn threads on /b/

>>727476105
Same

>>727480601
please give details

>That kid who is so nice it makes you sick
>That kid who is constantly singing any break in class there is
>That kid that you really just can't stand, but know if you say something you'll be public enemy #1

This kid actually just ran for state office in my district. Still hate him.

>>727459159
>be in basic
>have to wake up to piss
>fml
>walk to bathroom
> start pissing half asleep
>wake up enough to realize the sink is on
>look over
>"that guy" shaving his entire face
>literally shaving cream over his entire face
>razor halfway across his forehead
>he stares right at me
>I froze and stare at him
>"look dude, I didn't see shit."
>finish my piss and leave

Weird fucking people go through basic training. I've got more stories if anybody is interested.

>>727478699
Well, I do smoke the greens every now and then, but I'm lucky in that I know how to smoke responsibly, due to the fact that the people I started with were experienced, and one of the lessons I've learned is that it's fine if it's completely in your own time and that you do not cause trouble for others

>>727469066
Why cant you ?

>>727480830

Then the basic blonde girls are like "He was my best friend rip give me attention because I knew him"

>>727481065
I pointed out "dude he held a class hostage" and suddenly i was the bad guy. Sam, you were the worst school shooter i've ever heard of

>>727472076
kek

>>727481013

Yeah I see where your coming from but some people abuse the shit outta of the weed they start doing anything for it.

>>727459159
>that one girl who sits behind me on the bus to work each day talking loudly with her neckbeard lover how her father is jupiter (no not the planet, the roman god.) And how shes a furry, and how she loves [insert weeb shit here]. She mentioned her supernatural powers today before talking like a "demon" and endlessly droning on about "dean winchester"

The bus ride is approximately an hour and a half each way

She rides both ways

She never stops

Is never late

Never misses the bus or calls in sick

That girl works at the weeb shop next door to the resturant where i work

I might kill myself tomorrow...

>>727462126
Whats wrong with looking around the room?
I just don't trust like that.

>>727481305
I know, had a roomate who's 11-year old brother stole some of his mom's weed to give to us, we smoked it, and it was good.
Then we told their mom that the 11 year old had smoked her weed, she took a belt to his ass for half an hour straight, it was perhaps the only time I've been a cunt in regards to weed.

>>727463783
>"Hey guys wanna watch me rape this cat? It'll be Hella cool bruh"

>>727480830
Please for the love of god and all that is holy, green text this!!!

File: Lords-Butthair.png (262KB, 930x830px) Image search: [Google]

262KB, 930x830px

>That kid who wouldn't stop going on about minecraft mods and wanting you to get on his server
>That kid that wanted you to look over his shit in art class every time
>That kid that said 'Fricken' unironically and frequently
>That kid who you and your friends hung out with because the art teacher took pity on him and put you guys next to him
>That kid you had to deal with for four years
>That kid who was as tall as a giant but as smart as one too
>That kid who desperately wanted affirmation that he'd go nuts
>That kid that everyone was thanking you for keeping calm as to avoid a school shooting
>That kid who was all these things
>That kid who could be fooled by anything, so you tricked him into thinking the classroom was haunted and that only by drawing disgusting sonic porn would the ghosts stay away
>That kid who was so autistic that it made me hang out with the tards in the lunch room

>>727481195

Lmao how did the kids who were being held hostage feel?

File: Disappointment.jpg (24KB, 198x233px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 198x233px

>That one kid that tries to join your conversation and make friends by contstantly telling a series of jokes that make no sense and then laugh incredibly loudly
>mfw

>>727481601

You did the right thing but sometimes you gotta make sacrifice's right?

>>727463487
Fuck you brian you cunt

>>727481690
I can, but it's not very interesting.

>sitting in study hall
>hear a BANG from down the hall
>wonder what the fuck that was
>after hearing nothing for awhile, assume it's just some class with a loud movie
>go home since this was the last class of the day
>around 8pm get a call
>"Anon are you okay? There was a shooting at the school!"
>didn't even know
>apparently some kid brought a gun to class, shot the projector, shot at the teacher and missed, and then just stood around for about 6 hours
>offed himself when the cops finally came in

For some reason literally every single student got a blanket shortly after this.

>>727467176
Same, except Halo. I played TF2. (before it was f2p)

>>727482073
If the sacrifice was the trust and weed supply from an 11-year old, then yes, it was quite the sacrifice

File: jared.png (667KB, 750x754px) Image search: [Google]

667KB, 750x754px

>>727460423
This didn't happen to be a "Jared Baker" did it?

File: IMG_2371.jpg (75KB, 620x466px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 620x466px

Reading all of these I'm so glad that I'm not this autistic but I ended up on /b/ so oh whale

>>727482167

lmao.

File: IMG_8115.gif (342KB, 666x386px) Image search: [Google]

342KB, 666x386px

>>727459710
After reading these replies you can easily see majority of /b/ are underage degenerates.

>>727481825
Probably said the usual "oh he was such a nice kid before this all he was never bullied ect." I dunno, i was never in that class

>>727482172
No, but he preferred to be called Jared. That name does ring a bell though, what school anon?
>>727482114
Did you get a blanket?

>>727482262
I did say "literally every student" so yes. I think it's buried in the basement right now, i'd use it while sitting at my computer since my house was cold.

>>727482257

That reminds me of the Columbine school shoprong in fact am pretty sure the kid was inspired by the shooting.

>>727482371
Post a picture man.

File: p.png (27KB, 2136x1124px)

27KB, 2136x1124px

>>727459159

>>727463576
>me
i usually wasnt cold if it was really cold (<30F) i would wear sweats maybe

>>727465234
I'm 20 and still at home only because college is way easier not paying for a dorm.

>>727482248

Ehh 50/50.

>>727482408
I don't have a camera handy, but it's nothing special. Just imagine a tan and dark blue blanket with a bunch of those ties all around the outside of it. Some of the ones handed out had designs, but i got a plain one.

>>727482637
That sucks man. You got jipped.

>>727482637

Oh

>>727482716
I prefer plain designs, so it's fine by me. The only other ones were all pink and shit.

I still don't know why it was so taboo to call out a dead guy for what he did hours before his death.

Branch?

If you want to smoke in the bathroom here's how not to be a fucking idiot and get caught make a sploof. If you use a pipe put one of the bands over the hole

File: 1476050246237.jpg (88KB, 551x551px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 551x551px

>>727476084
>thousands

Good math anon. Gold star for you!

>That one socially awkward kid who was a few years younger than you
Never thought much of him
>That kid who just murdered his girlfriend in cold blood, ran her over with a truck and broke into a house to avoid the police

>>727462998
I knew a kid that was super hard core like that with ROTC (US). God damn did he annoy the fuck outta me. I'm also just confused by people who have such an allegiance to a military used for such stupid reasons.

>>727462069
Kek

>>727482933
It's because he wasn't a shooter, he was a "depressed, troubled individual".

>>727481436
Bro just snap on her. Neckbeard BF can't fight for shit since he's probably like her

>>727462316
This

>>727460423
did his last name start with L?

>>727477811
Was it one of those "reinforced anti-shooter" windows? Kid in my class punched right through one of those yesterday.

>>727483055
Someone said he went through a breakup shortly before the incident. Still stupid

>that one kid who pisses with his ass completely exposed at the urinal

>>727483082
I think so. I didn't know that guy all too well, he was like me and kept to himself. Only I didn't make shitty SFM videos of Scout getting raped by the Tank from L4D on the school computers.

File: 1490915336758.png (287KB, 397x573px) Image search: [Google]

287KB, 397x573px

>>727463783
>If I rape this cat everyone will finally realize how cool I am.

>the tard that sat on the ground rubbing his dick in the locker room while everyone watched

>That one kid who vaped in the bathroom

>That one kid that accidentally opened his phone with porn still open with volume at 100%

>>727480995
Please continue.

>the one really moody fat kid that got picked on a ton but then one day decided not to take it and beat the living shit out of his aggressors
>the one aspie jew that only talked to like 3 other people and everyone feared him because he was really sketchy and buff as fuck
>the one really skinny white kid who wore the same sweats and dirty hoodie to school everyday and ran 5 minute mile times
this was me and my friends in middle/high school

>>727483233
there's never a reason to shoot up a school. Never.
>>727483300
Double Dubs.
Why were you guys watching him?

>those fucking kids who post all kinds of porn threads, wwyd, fb/ig, same threads every day, posts bananas, etc.
The fucking worst cancer.

>>727478406
You probably made that kid into a
serial killer/ suicidal.

>and nothing of value was lost

>>727483247
wait lmao where? canada? I might know of this

File: 1490911233412.jpg (31KB, 313x286px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 313x286px

>>727464095
Idk why that guy told you to kill yourself. That shit is hilarious and disgusting.

>the one kid who shit in his hand and put it in the teachers water

File: 1490819699162.png (27KB, 352x482px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 352x482px

>>727464173
Um, are you okay?

>>727483247

"Getting raped by a tank" Thanks bud Dr.Pepper just flew out of my nose and made me laugh for 2 mintues

>that one kid that reported someone for sexual harassment after they made fun of him for actually sucking a dick to prove he "wasn't gay"

>>727464173
Fat bitch detected.

>>727483377
>Why were you guys watching him?
Fuck if i know, this was 7th grade

File: Texas the Great.png (31KB, 230x212px)

31KB, 230x212px

>>727483410
Texas.

>>727463576
Me.

File: 1470389782218.jpg (78KB, 659x506px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 659x506px

>live 3 doors down from "that kid"
>younger brother and I (8 and 10 respectively) get Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire and a link cable
>that kid has Ruby as well
>younger brother comes home one day to show me this "amazing" Pokemon that kid traded him
>brother traded a lvl 70 Wailord for a lvl 20 Skarmory
>little brother doesn't know he was ripped off
>get fucking furious
>go to hang out at that kid's house
>he has a collection of at least 800 Pokemon cards he keeps in a briefcase
>"Hey that kid, can you get me a drink, I'm kinda thirsty."
>kid leaves his room
>I slip the briefcase and that kid's copy of Ruby into my backpack
>chill a bit longer then head home
>that night I spend hours trading every good Pokemon from that kid's Ruby to little brother's Sapphire
>little brother wakes up like it's fucking Christmas morning
>shows me all the cool Pokemon he has
>go to school
>that kid doesn't show up for 3 days straight
>go to his house to check on him
>parent's tell me someone robbed him and he's been crying for two days
>by now he's in a fucking deep depression
>lying on his bed, staring at the ceiling
>mfw
You know, I could've just let it go and let that be a lesson for my little brother not to take shody trades.

Oh well.

>>727483066
>viable option.

There are some nice dumping grounds around where i work...

File: IMG_3506.jpg (36KB, 628x403px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 628x403px

>>727459836
We said that one kid thread anon, not a thread about us or yourself.

>>727483559
aweh dang

File: 1479689276478.png (63KB, 719x684px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 719x684px

>>727483496
>MFW I knew about those videos before hand
>MFW I was pummeling into the dirt before I picked him up and pulled him close to whisper the tank theme song in his ear
>MFW I saw the look of shear, unadulterated horror on his face

Not that one kid, those kids.
>All wore naruto headbands
>All spoke weeaboo
>All Naruto ran
>All pretended they were Ninjas
Entire school called the dirt mound they hung out in Reject Island.
Still to this day it has it has reputation, name and people.

I was that kid who was so unnaturally tall that my hair fucking grazed our middle school ceilings
My friends were like 5' 8'' in eighth grade, while I was 6' 3"

File: 1477253575051.gif (994KB, 500x279px) Image search: [Google]

994KB, 500x279px

>>727481810
W-why the sonic porn anon? Please explain...

>>727459159
One kid would go after school to watch the girls tennis practice
And he'd just watch
He was slouching with his neck jutted out just staring intently
Then he tried to ask a girl out with a bouquet of flowers(shitty roadside random weed flowers in a piece of paper)
On Valentine's day, when she said no multiple times he waited till she was alone walking him, cornered her, said
>I'll make you like me
And left

>>727483582
You're a good brother.

>that kid who never had friends and tried fighting everyone they met

>>727482262
It's in Maryland

>>727462316
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>727464658
Was that in Florida? I know a kid in highschool that did that shit.

>>727483722

Holy Shitsack I would've love to see that

>>727483841
Me and this guy Chip thought it was the most disgusting thing we could think of. This was before we knew what Bronies were mind you. It could've been worse, we could've told him to visit that punk that made the SFM Tank-Raping-Scout porn guy and take inspiration from that.

>Autistic Artist friend probably a shut in right now. Haven't texted him since I got his number at the end of senior year. Texted everyone else but him.

>>727483904
Please see below
>>727483559

>Those kids that set a trashcan on fire inside of a bathroom but got caught because security cameras

File: IMG_3505.jpg (45KB, 364x333px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 364x333px

>>727463576
This is still me.

>>727469479
??? What? There's a nigger behind this post isn't there?

>>727478406
wow

>>727468415
I was camo kid for a while....

File: skin_2016080111490235564.png (3KB, 64x64px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 64x64px

>That one kid who payed you if you gave him your lunch

>>727468378
Dude shut the fuck up you're gonna blow my whole operation

>>727483582
>based big bro anon

My brother just beat me up as a kid till i out grew him and accidentally tore his arm out of the socket.

>>727464603
I wanted to beat that fucking kid's ass back in 8th grade, could've clutched the game and get my team back in if he hadn't been such a cheating cunt.

that kid totally bitch

I know I'm dating myself

>that one kid who always had a Trapper Keeper

>>727484097
seems like theres just alot of spergy jareds, want me to link this one's facebook?

File: IMG_4138.jpg (37KB, 722x720px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 722x720px

>>727468305
>tent dent

File: IMG_4096.jpg (38KB, 412x405px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 412x405px

>>727463576
Hey, that's me.
In my defense, my legs have a much higher tolerance to the cold than my torso does.

>>727464676
He looked like he needed to lose some weight anyway.

File: bald patrick.jpg (231KB, 1404x1600px) Image search: [Google]

231KB, 1404x1600px

Bald thread (NO PUBE HEADS}

>>727484053
Kek. Should have made him do something with lollis.

>>727469004
Wait. What did he look like and what state was he in.

>that one kid who says ¨ecks dee¨

File: 9886149.jpg (9KB, 236x236px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 236x236px

>>727459159
>Be in navy
>be E4
>Basically im the leader of the scrubs
>have a guy named Fireman Lane
>man over board drill
>everyone has to muster (meet up with) with their division to make sure no one is missing
>division takes roll
>Another E4 isnt there
>E5 sends me to bething and tells lane to "sweep the mess decks for missing guy"
>i go to berthing
>guys asleep in rack
>wake him up and we go back to division
>now fire man lane is missing
>wtf.jpg
>go to mess decks
>nigga is there with a broom literally sweeping the floor in the middle of a man overboard
>i dont understand why E5 wanted me to do this he says
>mfw

>>727484679
>what state was he in?

Nigger all of them this is the most ambiguous description of a metal-head wannabe ever.

File: Imperial Check 'em.jpg (64KB, 432x519px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 432x519px

>>727484444
Quads dictate that what you pulled was a cool move.
>>727484486
>Facebook
This guy has no Facebook. Doesn't even have a MySpace. After highschool this guy dropped off the face of the Earth.

I still see him around the HEB sometimes, still looking emo, still probably making SFM.

I can only hope that in private he turned his life around.
>>727484652
>Lolis
We had trouble enough convincing him to do that gay sonic porn. The guy is absolutely terrified of sex, of girls, and especially of Lolis.

Lolis are degenerate, so at least he and I had that opinion in common.

File: salute.jpg (41KB, 800x447px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 800x447px

>>727483582
you're a standup guy

>>727484690
Took me a second