Update from a couple nights ago, what do

>>727454009
Def infected.... See doc stat.

>>727454009
Go to a damn doctor
Why do people even look for medical advice on /b/?
Just go to a doctor dude

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>>727454009
Looks fine. Pour some prockside on it.

>>727454009

wtf a doctor gonna do wave a wand and cure it

soak you hand in some hot water and clean it with soap and bandage it with some neosporin

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>>727455780

Pour some prockside on it.

>prockside

>>727454009
almost medfag here (did 6 years before quitting for engineering)
what happened a couple nights ago?
got pics from that day?
it's not pretty but from the picture it doesn't look that bad, unless you tell me the skin is actually reddened beyond the frame of the picture and that's why i can't see where the inflammation goes

Get a towel and scrub it really hard with soap until all the scabs and nasty shit comes off.

>>727456512
It's what proctologists use

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>>727455780
>prockside
I think you meant perockside

>>727456120
>wtf a doctor gonna do wave a wand and cure it
Give him antibiotics or cut his hand off before the infection spreads

Doctor here! That is def MERSA. Go to a hospital right away or risk losing the hand/death.

>>727456817
>>prockside
>I think you meant perockside
i think you guys mean purokcide.

Pureoxhide.

>>727454009
Purerockside

>>727456968
close, its actualy pueroxide

>>727456634
Road rash, happened Friday

>>727454009
if it were infected the skin around it would be red.
just keep cleaning it occasionally and let it heal.
good luck. we're all counting on you.

>>727457276
>ackshually

Peeyourocksied

>>727456634
I'm curious, but why did you quit med for engineering? I kinda feel like that would be a little stupid -- given how fucked up engineering is

>>727457720
Jesus Christ its: pureoxeyed

>>727454009
Looks like fungus. I'd cut off the hand before it spreads and you become a plant.

>>727454009
get a razor blade and slice that shit out

>>727454009
Wife is medfag. She says clean the puss off of the wound with mild soap and water, pat dry, apply thin film of Neosporin, leave uncovered.

piss on it

>>727454009
You got the herps, faggit.

All fine. Keep lurkin

peeonthisstupidassgayrockside

>>727454009

It is fine. Keep it clean and wrapped with bandages treated with neosporin. Change bandage 1x day.

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>>727455780
I think some alkall would work better?

>>727458306
actually introvert, not that great with peoples, i can deal with them good but drains me out, got in trouble with med school because i missed couple meetings on a rough stage was on the night shift couldn't sleep during the day and i finally got kicked out, could of argued to go back in, would of worked but was unhappy where i was, i wanted something else, couldn't see me do this for the rest of my life. But I was still an intern or whatever it is called in english and in retrospective, that's the worse part you get pooped on by your boss and when you actually get good at some discipline you get sent elsewhere before actually feeling like something. I regret that decision everyday since now i got debts and won't see money till 4 years then gonna be a long time till i pay back that debt and start living. Feel kinda bad cause both parends are docs and won't support me financially and as year pass my life get worse and worse but that's another story, maybe i would of been happy but now it's too late to go back.

Poorosuicide

>>727454009

I assume you live in a civilized country where everyone is covered under a single payer system: Go to a doctor.

>>727458553
Really? Fucking really? Not one faggot in this thread can spell pieroxseyed.

Proxide wtf

>>727456120
You know doctors have access to medical supplies such as, Anti-Septic wipes, Antibiotics, Bandages, and other useful things to keep someones hand needing to be cut off because of amputation...

>>727454009
I think I might have an ulcer I shatted blood, anyway OP I thought that was weed for some reason burn that shit up on my opinion get a flame torch and burn it up, then pour some Peroxide on it, then alcohol, and then some mercury, some cocaine for the pain.
then repeat or you could use some boiling water with salth with sabila ( its a plant ) then put it in there as hot as you can handle then a bandage repeat for a week.
if not go to a doctor you still have obamacare.

MMS

>>727456817
>>727456512

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>mfw thumbnail looked like you cut your dick off

>>727460061
I can understand some of those faggots not knowing how to spell pirocksyde, but holy hell, anon, not being able to spel alkahol? Sheesh!

>>727460189
Shit man. Sorry to hear.

>>727458553
Its fucking percockseyed, stupid niggers

>>727461791
>hole-hardedly

>>727461986
Damn, I can relate

>>727462383

>can tell this guy didnt read past the first 2 words

>>727461791
>hole-hardedly
>doubles advocate
>intensive purposes
>diamond dozen
>petal stool
>pre-Madonnas
>for granite
>etc, etc...
>one or two would have been funny, but this is over-the-line bait...

>>727461986
is that you jesus?

simple.
soak in hot water and clean.
cover in iodine/betadine.
bandage up.
dont let air get to it.

>>727461986
>stigmata
>wat do
save us your fucking idiot

>>727462758
It's not bait, it's a joke

you idiot

>>727464492
Oh, my bad. I just thought that jokes were supposed to be funny.

>>727454009
why arent you back on the cross?

Pour ghassolean, light.

Never have that problem again, anon.

>>727465235
I guess you never learned that humor is subjective. Or do you still believe all your opinions are facts?

>>727465780
Nah, I've just been messin' with ya...
Sorry, /b/ro, it was actually a pretty funny post!
>I'm too bored, I guess!

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>>727454009
>when /b/ really gives you cancer

>>727461986
i think you should repost this on /x/
you probably are jesus or you know aliens

>>727454009
Drink some bleach to disinfect.

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>>727454009
STOP CUMMING IN YOUR FUCKING HAND JESUS! Man invented toilet paper and socks for a reason.

>>727454009
Oh shit this was real.

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>>727454009
Get back on the fucking cross jesus.

>>727454009
what i did with a similar, slightly larger road rash a year ago:

> don't be a wuss and get rid of that filty, pus filled scab.
> clean well with water and soap.
> dry it with clean towel/paper towel.
> apply a good antiseptic.
> don't cover it, let it dry naturally.
in the next day the wound had dried and never got infected again. didn't even need bandages.
i can't remember how long it took to fully heal, but the regenerated skin was thicker and more rough than the rest of the hand.
it took a few months for it to go back to normal, but it didn't leave any visible marks.

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>>727454009
That's the ugliest pussy I've ever seen

>>727456968
I think you mean purerockslide

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>>727467153
Ignore these illiterate faggots. Just pur some Darkseid on it.

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>>727467014
Eh, it's not so bad

>>727461986
Yes kids, this is what happens when you jerk you cock too much

Did you clean it well after it happened? If it's road rash the concern would be small bit of dirt and rocks that embedded itself. Which if it did can cause a nasty infection and require you see a doctor.

>>727467810
Juicy

>>727463193
/Thread

>>727454009
wash your hands after jacking off dude

>>727463617
/thread

Now way that's real

https://youtu.be/3skqSYMRo58

>>727454009
seek medical advice from strangers on the internet