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Sup fuckers. OP back again. Continuing last thread and trying

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Sup fuckers. OP back again. Continuing last thread and trying to get nudes. GET IN HERE
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>>727435800
SAY THE CLUB NAME
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Noods pls
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>>727435800
dubs, you get to decide what to start this thread off with
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ooga-booga incorporated
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>>727435800
Real club name pls
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A strip club, duhhh
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>>727435800
you honoring nudes from last thread?
>>727435566
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>>727435953
>>727436005
Rolling for real club name
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Yeeyee
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>>727435800
I've invested so much time op. don't mess it up!!!!
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"The Pulse"
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Real club name OP
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>>727435800
tell her the club then ask if she wants to see you
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>>727435800
>I'm sick of having sex with all these girls, I want a real woman.
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>>727435800
Say the name of the club so it doesn't fall apart now
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That wasn't the question was it? Would you?
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>>727435800

You tell me, and I'll be there with bells on. No blacks though. Thems the rules.
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>>727436076
dis
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How the fuck do i know i just want your clam hole.
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>>727436103
Roll
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>>727436103
Roll.
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The winner of trips here... get nudes... don't let us down.. we're counting on you
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I miss your pussy juice babe please let me have one last taste
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>>727436158
I gotchu bud. Waiting for a response now
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>>727436103
Roll
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You can work on my pole
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"Do you have a little sister? If so number pls."
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>>727436158
Rolling for trips
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>>727436155
WINERRR
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>>727436252
Roll
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>>727435800
good luck dubs

Also stop rollin guys. Trips said to ignore all dubs and go for nudes, so unless trips or higher reverses that, OP is gunning for nudes
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>>727436155
>>727436244
Double dubs.
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>>727436158
roll
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>shitposting
>getting noods

Pick one faggots.
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>>727436326
Could use my line:
>>727436103
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Can you cook?
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>>727436122
dubs
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You should quit stripping and go back to school and prioritize your life, whore.
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>>727436396
this
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>>727436064
Hold on, OP are you in Iowa? I used to go to the Lumberyard all the time
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ey bby uwatn sum fuk?
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>>727436471
This
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>>727436396
tthis
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>>727436396
Noodz
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Nudes

not from op because fu ck you
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>>727436533
Winrar.

Captain save a ho
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>>727436396
>On n
>knighting
Kek
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>>727436578

hey fuck you too buddy
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Check'em
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OP Here. If you werent here from last thread, trips said to ignore all dubs and go for nudes. You must get trips or higher to top it. Just going for nudes at this point. Still waiting for a response.
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>>727436664
Nice
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>>727436533
Tri said no dubs only nudes faggots.
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Y'all gonna make this hard for me to drive home and keep up with this thread
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Well fellas I think the gig is up..Op did she read receipt come on
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>>727436533
SAY IT
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>>727436694

Show progress
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>>727436708
Fuck trips
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T R I P S
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Back to shitposting
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hwww
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>>727436837

Btsp
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fuck you say nigga
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Still waiting my friends
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>>727435800
I work with Obama Bin Laden 9 11 is the best Im spooderman u big chest?? please pussy cat!! MAW MAW my stroper
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WEKKK
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If trips OP sends dick pic instead.
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Show the progress
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>>727436886
OP are you in Iowa? I have an ex from the Cedar Rapids lumberyard lmao
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OP were the two from last thread your only nudes? If not you should be a pal and keep us occupied with some more of this semen demon whilst we wait for a reply...
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>>727436920
Reroll for trips
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>>727436920
What if it's not a good dick
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>>727436886
double text her again OP, explain the weird behavior
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WELL RE
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Let dubs choose
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>>727436974
OP - Yeah I am in Iowa lmao
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Shitpost
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>>727436920
roll
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>>727436974

Is his name Phil?
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>OP : send a request, to make her react

So are you in for some skin ?
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Trips get.... still go for nudes..
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>>727437049
ohhhhhhhhh SHIT PLOT TWIST THE CURRENT BOYFRIEND IS ON THE THREAD
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Trips inc
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>>727437049
What a dump
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>>727436578
Seriously, why do such pics exist? I know not every woman can look like a hot slutty 18 year-old forever. But why? Are there fetishes i haven't met in all those years scientifically exploring porn.
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Fuck trips dubs forever
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So you're in high school and fucked a stripper? That's it I'm calling the mods.
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>>727437049
Ma nigga. CR or DSM?
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>>727435800
Do you want to see my Child porn colection? Maybe you are in it too :3
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>>727436995
This
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>>727437178
THATS NOT MY FETISH FAG
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>>727437135
OP here
>doubt
If so, idc. Im just having fun.
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>>727437226
Some retardes are in highschool longer than you nerd.
Score for the brawns
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Y'all fucked up a good thing
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>>727436995
Roll
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>>727437277
I think the gig may be up. just post a question mark
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>>727437244
DSM my dude
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Fuck trips
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>>727437354
/thread
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Fuck it.... trips winner here... go back to dubs
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>>727437396
I think you're right. We tried ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Fuck trips, fuck dubs

> Hyper Mode

Must send, all posts
Must send, all posts
Must send, all posts
Must send, all posts
Must send, all posts
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Got any pussy pics on hold?
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>>727436989
Good question. Make with the shit you have OP...
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>>727437401
Aw snap, I'm from CR. Her and I actually met on 4chan lol. Small world. Glad to see there's some iowanons online. Back to lurking for me
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Big Earls get
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Gig isnt up yet boys
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>>727436103
rollerirno
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>>727437401
Not dude you were talking to but I'm in Omaha and have a chance to move to DSM for work or what not. How you like it?
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Get some nudes.... for prosperity
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>>727437648
Explain yourself or we fuked
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>>727437648
Tell her.
Tell her we are here
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>>727437648
Better go with the "my buddy got a hold of my phone" bs OP. Only chance at redemption I'm afraid.
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>>727437720
Help us OP, you're our only hope
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>>727437648
'cause I need a good fuck!
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>>727437720
This much
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>>727437648
EXPLAIN OP, SAVE THIS FOR /B/
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Tell her to nibba up or nibba down
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>>727437269
Too late, i just told your friends on fb about your perversions.
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>>727437648
I am acting weird because i wanna get weird...WITH YOU. I am a man and you are a girl. I want to satisfy your needs.
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>>727437720
that
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>>727437648
blame drugs, offer to share
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Go back to dubs
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>>727437777
Oh..... fucking hell...
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>>727437777
fuckin' checked

also >>727437753
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make up something or we totally fucked.
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>>727437777
You must do it OP. Quads commands
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>>727437648
Just tell her some dumb friend was telling you to say stupid shit and try to fuck this slag again
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>>727437686
I mean I dont live in DSM but its a nice place. I like going down there every once in a while just to walk around. Like the scenic views of a big city (big for Iowa). Couldnt tell ya much else about it, sorry
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>>727437777
OP now has to obey your every command.
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>>727437777
HOLY SHIEEET QUAD!
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>>727437824
are you the one posting all the cringy shit?
just kys
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"niggers
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>>727437777
FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
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>>727435800

Would you like to accompany me to dinner at the 801 Steakhouse? Followed by an evening of fine wine and entertainment at Hotel Blackhawk?
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>>727437648
>I'm sorry. I guess I thought I was funny. I'm fine, I just hadn't heard from you in a while and wanted to make a lasting impression so we didn't fall out again. I obviously went to far and I apologize.
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>>727437777
Checkd, quads have spoken
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>>727437753
roll
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>>727438038
YEAH BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
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Im sorry I just miss you. I miss us. Idk how to deal with it
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>>727438037
rolling

needs to be saved
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>>727437686
Not OP but DSM has its ghetto parts. Nice attraction for music artists, went and saw Atmosphere there and then almost watched a drag race go down. I forget if it's the east or west side that's super ghetto. Just do some googling on ghetto parts of des moines. You'll notice the geographical pattern
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OP HURRY ITS ABOUT TO TORNADO HERE AND I WANNA SEE THE STRIPPER NIPPLES BEFORE I DEATH
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>>727438037
literally kill yourself
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>>727437648
>PlayerXtreme
enjoying some fine webms huh?
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I was just trying to be funny. I've been thinking about you a lot lately and it's making me awkward.
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>>727437777
OP HERE HOLY SHIT DIDNT KNOW GOD WAS IN THE BUILDING. COMING RIGHT UP SIR
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>>727436064
GTFO, as in RI Lumberyard? Kek
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>>727438189
Top kek
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Text her some normal shit... then get us nudes..... for jesus
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quad winner here.
I was requesting that OP work his magic to deliver get the nudes.
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>>727436886
i'm acting weird because i love you
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>>727438229
GOD DAMN IT OP
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>>727438093
We must trust in OP, or roll quads or higher
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>>727438285
ROLLING FOR THIS
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>>727438229
We are saved
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>>727438229
Boom. You can thank me later guys.
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>>727438229
You were supposed to explain that you willingly turned over the conversation to anonymous strangers. Makes you seem much more well-adjusted.
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>>727438422
Don't listen to him OP he is trying to take our fun away.
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>>727438229
Literally killed the show by writing that.

Fucking idiot
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>>727438574
There's still hope
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I'm pretty glad to hear from you though. Jesus they made you send pics. Sorry again. How you been?
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>>727438229
>friends had phone
very 12yr old thing to say
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Guys why don't we just stick to normal answers to make it not look to suspicious?
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>>727438574
how many strippers have you dated?

Trust in OP
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GO IN AND STILL ASK FOR NUDES
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Should have just told the truth to trigger the exhibitionist whore
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>>727438716
what would you say
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>>727438229
HE CALLED US FRIENDS
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>>727438229
Okay here is the deal. I want nudes and i want sex. So choose which one you want to give me.
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>>727438229
>Apologizing to a whore

Way to lose her respect OP you giant faggot.

Only way to dave yourself is the following

"Look, I am just overconfident because my cock is the perfect shape for G-Spot orgasms. You in?"
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>>727438793
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>>727438742
Its not about dating, and strippers are surely drawn to insecure boys that let their friends fuck around on their phone.

Have any of you faggots actually talked to a girl?
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give me her number so I can get nudes bruv
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Gotta get up to get down
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>>727438229
My f-friends :,)
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>>727436064
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>>727438229
FRIIIIIIEEEEEEND
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>>727439075
Illuminate confirmed
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>>727439075
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
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>>727439075
you must not have an Iphone, retard.

As the messages get older, they fade out. The most recent one is the darkest shade of blue
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>>727439032
Start the #opisafaggot trend. You fucked up.
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Saying it was a friend is always a terrible idea
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>>727439075
You obviously don't own an iPhone you retard
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>>727439032
BOO SHOWING WEAKNESS
GET OFF MY BOARD BETA
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>>727439262
>this
Also OP fucked us
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OP here. You guys are all my friends :)
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>>727439301
Asking 4chan for dubs was also a bad idea.. kek
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>>727439355
Dubs! Great you have to post this now. Exactly, including the post number.
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>>727439075

ok android fgt
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>>727438229
So we're friends OP?
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>>727439381
and the stars point to you
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>>727439381
Ask her what made her want to contact you!
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You should come stargazing with me one night
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New rule OP. Just post the best reply
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>>727439381
OP you still have to get nudes. Change the topic, something like "Well, since my friends did mention it" or some shit.
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>>727439381
try and get in her pants bruv
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>>727439485

im wet already
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keep posting op
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>>727439381
Astrophysics and astronomy is fun, but do something else if you actually want a job.
t. semi-useless degree holder
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Well I saved it I guess but now its fucking boring.
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>>727439502
THIS!?
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>>727439553
;)
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>>727439381
Nice OP, now pull her on land
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>>727439381
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>>727439502
Good point...
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>>727439502
rolling get this back on track OP
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dude OP, your convo sucks
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So how about some nudes?
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>>727439502
roll
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>>727439502
This
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>>727439502
Thhhhhhhiiiis
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>>727439580
When I leave.... can I come fuck you?
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Time to go back to the get the titty approach, OP
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>>727439580
How can you not get nudes off a chick who gets naked for $1 bills? Come on OP. Man up and get wins.
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>>727439699
WINRAR
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>>727439580
"your almost out of school"

>>727439502
she wants sum fuk
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>>727439580
Say something about the picture she sent earlier. Like, "About the picture you sent, do you still feel close enough to me to send that stuff?"
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>>727439580
>When I get out you wanna hook up? I got a couple good ideas.
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>>727439699
So that's a dub and it fits converstation so consider this OP
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>>727439580
god dam tell this bitch to go back to school
you're*
she did this shit twice already
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Say you saw the pictures she sent and she looks great/makes you miss her body
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>>727439502
Gotchu man. Wanted to ask the same thing but forgot.
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>im expecting to see you at my graduation! ;)
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>>727439905
classy
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>>727439888
The trips are with you, OP. You are in good hands
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>>727439827
Holy fuck do not listen to this autist

Be ASSERTIVE. And use a normie meme.

"Send nudes how bou dah"
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>>727439905
Roll
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OP if youre actually going for astronomy thats really cool
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>>727439905
Roll
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I studied astrophysics. Girls love it. Ask her to prom OP
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>>727439971
this is good, rollerino.
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Reminder again: Shes in a relationship. Also wat .-.
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>>727439971
even normies think that's a shit meme now

unless you're trying to get an underage gf, don't do this
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>>727439905
ROLLING
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>>727440105
She just told you she wants to go to prom with you. DO IT
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>>727440105
Arm candy? Try dick candy.
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>>727440105
>arm candy for prom

she def wants to cheat with you bruv
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>>727440105
OHHHHH FUCK OP GET BACK ON TRACK WITH DUBBERS
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>>727440105
"Depends. For business or for pleasure?"
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>>727440105
say yes, and ask for a preview. She sent you pics even when you were "acting weird" so it should be easy to get them now
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>>727440105
>That'd be great if you really want to. Thank you
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Ohhh time to ask for those titties !

Ask her what she is offering you to be your arm candy
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>>727440105
Arm candy? You talking about yourself? Girl, if you wanna be my arm candy, i need to see the merchandise.
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Daaaammmmn girl
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>>727440105
Tell her it would be nice. Ask her if she wanna see you after work
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>>727440105
>taking a stripper to prom

lmao

"Give me a preview of that bod and I'll consider it..."
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Ask what she charges
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>>727440281
ROLL
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>>727440105
Only if you blow me like a lollipop after
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>>727440105

Say fuck yes. Mention boner fuel. Ask about bf. Ex now maybe?

Try your luck for "bring another friend (f)"
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Say something about having a sweet tooth for her
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>>727440319
>727439580
reroll!
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>>727440105
Where the nudes at? I wasn't here for the last thread. I need to see what she looks like.
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>>727440254
this + ;)
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>>727440360
fuck yes do this
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GO FOR IT OP!
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>>727440105
WE MADE IT BOYS
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>>727440343
this
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>>727440105
Do you want some mouth candy after prom? It melts in your mouth bby ;)
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>>727440255
Dubs of truth
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>>727440450
Roll
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>>727440396
I hope somebody got them, or just ask for OP to post them again
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>>727440105
Awwww shit nigga
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>>727440450
>;)
kys
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Well she got me there
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>>727440359

rooooll
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That's kind but I'm actually seeing someone. Well kinda. She's hot but not sure I'm into her.
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