Hey /bros thanks for making me laugh and being the only place

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why are you doing this?

>>727433722
God speed you crazy bastard.

are you in the navy?

>>727433722
Go out in a blaze of glory man. See you on the other side man. Ps. Lotty ticket numbers would be good ;)

>>727434162
I was a few years ago. Got out and now my life is out of control. It's over dude

>>727433722
>Today is the day I become a hero
>A hero

Congratulations man! What are you looking to accomplish today?

>>727433722
Good luck boat-fag, make us proud

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>>727434260

Are u really gonna kys then? Nice, make an update later

>>727433722
Imagine all the stuff you always wanted to do. You'll never get to do them. You'll never laugh, never cry, never feel love. Is that worth it?

You are throwing away your only chance at consciousness you have.

>>727434256
im in right now, whats your rate? where were you stationed?

>>727434484
I was an aircrew rescue swimmer stationed at NAS whidbey island

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM2DpQdV1Bo

>>727433722
Don't an hero man. God bless you.

>>727434476
Its a week till my 29th name day. I think I'm done. No life, no gf, no friends just spend my days playing LOL hoping I get hit by a car and working at my shitty insurance job.

>>727434790
That shit's not gonna come to you by itself. And it's not everything in life.

>>727434614
sounds pretty dope. ive been stationed in Japan, soon to be guam. Theres help available to veterans. Youre just at a rough point, itll pass.

If your heart is already set because of depression, why not go join the peshmerga in Iraq and help liberate ISIS, you could make such a difference helping people if you go out instead of alone in your basement

>>727435125
I meant liberate people from ISIS

>>727435104
More like this pic?

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This shit is not easy guys, it hurts. Can I get some advice? Should I get drunk first?

Also have a 9mm but I want an open casket? Need help

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>>727433722
Don't be to messy now, and consider taking a shit ton of aspirin and calling the paramedics so they can harvest some organs. Leave a note consenting to the harvest too.

If I recall, the best way to save the tasty meats in side you is suffocating, which is a major bummer way to die, but hey you could save multiple lives if you do.

The worst is bleeding out, but you ain't no pussy slit your wrist emo now are you sailor?

Google it though, don't want to mess it up.

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Success I think!

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>>727435202
Sure you did.

Imagine all the stuff you always wanted to do. You'll never get to do them. You'll never laugh, never cry, never feel love. Is that worth it?

>>727435730
if your a hundred percent sure you wanna do this ...................i dont want you to do this but if you insist ...find your heart and shoot yourself through there its as quick as one to the dome

>>727436128
Nope, that won't kill you, that's just an attention cut, you gotta bleed out once you pass out, that won't make you pass out at all m8.

Consider it a dry run and try again. Bleeding out is harder than you think.

>>727436128
go into a bath tub so taht your blood wont clot

>>727436381
I'd add in only load one bullet, you don't want a dumb dumb to find a loaded gun.

Chest shot should do it very fast, much faster then bleeding out from the wrist.

>>727433722
GODSPEED, ANON

I may not live to see tomorrow,
But I will gladly join the fight.
And when our children tell our story,
They'll tell the story of tonight.

RAISE A GLASS TO FREEDOM, SOMETHING THEY CAN NEVER TAKE AWAY, NO MATTER WHAT THEY TELL YOU.

Also, since you asked: kill yourself faggot XD

>>727436381
dont try to shoot at your heart go for the skull instead

Turn on your phones metadata so we can call the cops

>>727433722
>a hero
It's "an hero" you fucking idiot, just kill yourself faggot.

Update OP? I know that one little cut didn't kill you yet.

Really tho consider donating your organs. Tastey tastey organs.

>>727437033
he said open casket you dump truck

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Hey man, don't kill yourself! Seriously why end it so soon? What has happened in your life that makes you think this is the only answer?

Please share your story with us.

>>727437393
>Dump truck
Kek you dumb fuck

If you don't have any guns, I'd suggest going with a plastic bag and drugging yourself. Those cuts ain't gonna do shit.

>>727437479
>That face
Great now im going to kill my self.

>>727434256
How has your life gone out of control? Nothing is unovercomable man

Good luck on wherever you journey to next. I'll swing by soon to say hi

DO IT FAGGOT

>>727433722
>>727435125

If you feel the urge to fight down there, pls join a Pro-Government Militia fighting Isis and the Kurds. Don't support these Kurdish Socialists.

>>727437550
I don't think he has drugs, he's not even drunk. Op didn't really plan stuff out super well.

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Kill yourself faggot.

Goodnight sweet prince.

>>727437766
What's wrong with the peshmerga then?

navy fag here

GO BACK TO PIER SWEEPERS BRUH

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>>727437766
The vulture Assad fags come out.

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Whatever it is just talk about it. You have all of here listening, don't kill yourself. Don't you have family? You know they will miss you. You served this country for crying out loud. People in America fuckin love our service men and women.

This guy is the ultimate hero and i thank you. One less person to fill the roads and parking lots. One less possible breeder. I'll tip my whiskey to you tonight.

Godspeed

Op here added another cut, had to switch from phone to keyboard. I left a note. Body is shaking and having trouble standing.

>>727438111
Sounds like your time should be up also

>>727438334

Go get help, what is your location I will send a ambulance! You can come stay at my house.

Timestamp faggot

>>727437852
Everything comrad, they are just as bad as isis, Assad is the only solution, he is not so bad. The American invented isis once they destabilized a democracy crowned president for life. Did you know Americans hide wepon in hospitals? Big hypocrites, cry so hard.

>.5 rubles deposited in my account

>>727433722
Stream it, don't die a faggot

He didn't answer for a while. God I hope he's not dead.

>>727438589
There's no point in posting and doing it if you don't stream

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>>727437589
>unovercomable
Are you fucking serious? You couldnt think of a less retarded made up word? You should be the one an heroing instead of op

>>727438334
>Palms are sweaty
>Knees weak body fells heavy
>Theres blood on his sweater already
>An hero already

>>727438334
Well let's just hope you did enough, I don't think you did, but if you wake up, maybe you'll get a real plan together.

Sucide isn't something that you just do on a whim m8. A good plan is important.

ALLAHU AKBAR GIVE ME QUADS PLZ!

>>727438572
They fight for their country. Assad is corrupt as can be. He doesn't give a shit about his people's wellbeing.

LIVE STREAM

>>727439093
I just thought I'd let you know. You are getting baited into outer space right now. It's just ugly to watch. For the rest of us I mean, who are just waiting for op to die. Please stop being a retard.

>>727438893
Except it is a word you illiterate shit

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>>727439348

>>727439348
Thx 4 hedsup

>>727439093
>This fucking retarded
Go back and re-read that again and maybe you should consider sepeku from the shame your post had brought you.

>>727439738
Explain to me why it's retarded. Maybe give me an entire breakdown of the situation in the ME, professor

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oh internet, how i love you.

a literal repository of shit for us human beings to empty our collective psychological bowels into.

truly beautiful. oh and go fuck yourself OP, i sincerely don't care if your intent was to bait or if you are sincere in your expression and commitment toward ending your life. just go fuck yourself, with what is your choice.

ha. the internet.