ylyl bread
Op is a faggot.
That's hilarious
>>727428142
Haha, fuck. I remember when I made that comment about that picture.
>>727428142
Holy fuck the fact that its not "One eye on the tits, One eye on the streets" makes me angry
>>727429045
wat
>>727429045
autism
>>727428142
Personal favourite
>>727429045
Do you realize "tits" and "streets" don't rhyme? Also this image is old as fuck, you've had years to deal with it, unless you're a newfag.
>>727428859
Pics or it didn't happen, faggot
>>727428859
>>727428859
Okay so assuming that this is true:
You're a faggot that thinks people will give a shit about you because you once said something kinda funny on the Internet almost 5 years ago.
Now assuming that you're lying:
You're a faggot that thinks that by claiming the most minor possible piece of fame, people will give a shit about you.
Pretty much in either scenario you're a faggot and no one cares about you and you should probably kill yourself.
>>727429464
Not a cringe threat.
>>727428142
SAGE
This is a fail thread.
>>727429499
pretty sure eminem could make them rime
>>727429648
I think you're the faggot for being so critical of a random person over the internet.
>Make ylyl thread
>Post one picture
Great jerb OP, ya flaming faggot.
>>727429512
Got a time machine? How does one prove something like that?
>>727429648
All of that could be true. It's just been so long since I'd been on /b/ and when I did come back, this was pretty much the first thing I saw.
Oh, amd fuck off cuck.
>>727428142
https://youtu.be/95l9ukggXf0
>>727433525
oh god my sides
someone have the black guy attached to a street lamp with anti-thief ?
>>727428142
You kek you lel
>>727436235
wat is this I'm intregued
>>727435898
skimmed this but i get the point lol
>>727428882
Didnt get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfVbeRLDzBc
Not sure why, but this video made me crack the fuck up.
>>727438219
Why do I get the feeling your trying to bump your youtube video. That was stupid.
>>727428142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7Hoq8Btz8M
>>727428882
Almost quints, there
>>727428859
Choosing to believe you
It should have been:
one eye on the teets
one eye on the streets
>>727428142
>>727440494
less shovel dog please :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8
>>727440599
>>727440662
>>727440855
>>727429895
>not master of puppets
YOU HAD ONE JOB
>>727440966
>>727441019
>>727440126
Inspiration is not my strong suit.
>>727431319
one of the best
>>727433525
fuck you..
>>727441185
>>727439781
nice shitpost, nice cringe photo. 8/10 troll.
>>727439782
retard
>>727435898
Now, the author of that deserves an award!
>>727430927
Lost
>>727441376
>>727432046
is the father surprising him or he already knows?
>>727440523
Lost
>>727439781
>posting your own content on 4chan
kys fat faggot. I hope a muslim kills you for what you did to that koran.
https://youtu.be/GK-CvkzLV2I
Dude posting the shoveldog ones is super edgy, you guys.
>>727440857
fuck you son of a bitch
>>727428859
Nah I wrote that u nigger...don't ever take credit for my 4chin post or else.
>>727429648
real shit right here
>>727441788
The potassium has it under control now.
>>727441938
Okay, newfriend. It's all yours.
>>727428859
Bananas did it
>>727429789
>cringe threat
>>727441520
>>727429464
I always wonder if that's fake or he really wrote that and shared with the world.
>>727440599
>nerve gas
>>727440126
Based
>>727441802
fuck off faggot reddit is that way >>>
Damn!
>>727441759
kek
>>727441788
Better than banana honestly
>>727443716
>>727443240
This is the only time I've laughed at anything banana related.
>>727443567
damn nigger
>>727441699
Gottem'
>>727443860
you one sad mother fucker
>>727444222
>>727443355
kek
>>727441616
This is actually really cool technically speaking
>>727444066
>>727444339
>>727444529
>>727444222
the triple trips confirms
>>727444572
>>727431319
Kekkin' hard at them other tabs open
>>727433525
>>727444656
>>727444765
>>727441616
wow wtf
>>727429789
I beg to differ. That is a severe cringe threat.
>>727443530
>implying rhe shitposters aren't redditors
>>727440682
underrated
>>727440494
>filename
>sides destroyed
>>727435898
quite deep
>>727440523
made me chuckle
>>727443966
>when your life is so pathetic you start edit gif to put a shity banana in it
consider to kys.
>>727440494
>
old but gold
>>727430848
That was actually pretty funny gud kek anon
>>727440599
no shit, dis was fast
>>727440855
it's alive!
>>727445477
>>727429648
Do these scenarios shock you? Of course there would be some faggot doing this.
I mean, this is a board where neckbeards day in and day out will post images of girls they supposedly know and pretend they've fucked, gotten blowjobs, whatever, all for the littlest sense of validation.
I for one wonder why we don't see more of this particular aspect of faggotry.
Thread is fucking incredible. There's dead dogs and hidden bananas everywhere.
>>727428142
I remember when I made that common about that picture
>>727441376
this makes me smile every time.
>>727440599
Damn.
>>727446627
can't let this die brah
>>727445717
>>727428142
ia m mr OP here
This ylyl is DEAD
and SHIT
new YLYL HERE
>>727446177
>>727435898
As an alien that made me feel almost bad for the earthlings. Espechialytyui the poignant end with the earthling in alien clothes touched me.
Im I a libtard now?
>>727440432
I hope the dog's ok
>>727446779
The cancer on /b/ is so bad i have literally never seen the original of this image
>>727447133
>>727441328
I was wondering where you would turn up
>>727444849
and there I was thinking, all good things on /b were lost.
>>727441601
Thanks, Dad.
I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."
It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.
>>727447549
What the banana peel did you just fucking say about bananas, you YLYL cancer? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the potassium platoon, I've been involved in numerous raids on hugboxes and I have over 300 confirmed derailed threads. I am trained in really, really, really liking this picture and I'm the top worshipper of Lori in the entire board. You are nothing to me but just another angry faggot. I will make you laugh out loud with bananas the likes of which have never been seen before on this thread, mark my potassium filled words. You think saying that shit to me over the internet will faze me? Think again try hard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shitposters across 4Chan, and your threads are being derailed right now so you better prepare for banana bombardment, newfag. The bombardment that derails the pathetic little thing you call your thread. You're fucking done, son. I can be on any board, any thread and I can shitpost bananas in over 700 ways, and that's just with my first folder. Not only am I extensively experience in shitposting, but I have access to the entire archives of the 4Chan shitposting directory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your cancerous thread off of the face of the board, you little shit.If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking keyboard. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now your thread is paying the price, you goddamn butt hurt faggot. I will shitpost bananas all over you and you will drown in potassium and lulz. Your thread is dead, kiddo.
>>727435742
But we waz kangs an shiett nigga
>>727447720
thanks, Lori
Shit thread
>>727447720
you have no life
>>727440599
Filename made me chuckle. Well played anon
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>727448663
Hey Faggots,
My name is Banana, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>727448267
>>727446535
Lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDzNfs1Rous
this stream
>>727448663
this is magnificent
>>727436785
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_Orifice_2000
>>727441019
My sides
When I come late in a thread I only read posts with a lot of replies
>>727435898
tl;dr
>>727451106
Do you masturbate to child porn too? Because you seem intelligent. I mean a guy like you prolly aced the SATs and GREs.
>>727440353
Lost. And fucking delight in that shit - I'm a oooooldfag and this be the first time I admit to loosing.
*hah!!!* I said to my dog.
>>727443567
That's bananas
>>727443567
cancer
>>727442469
Thank you for not being a cancerous shit anon, good on you
>>727441556
cuck
>>727431319
lostco wholesale
>>727443567
straight to hell with you oregano oregano oregano
Someone post that hilarious banana again
>>727455609
Wow, i've never laughed so much in my entire life. Hahahahaha you guys are amazing! Keep up the good work!
I don't get it, is the banana funny?
>>727457060
No is just stupd
>>727456577
Top kek
>>727457171
But isn't the point to be funny?
>>727440753
I have the strangest boner anon...
>>727443567
goddamit
>>727446106
nah just not. i dont care. Just pointing the fact that you have a miserable existence and that you should, you really should end your life
>>727441299
Rex sex is best sex Rex
Why most of the.gif's I'm trying to play end up with a picture of a banana? Does this happen to everyone? should I empy my browser caches or what??
>>727433525
Thanks lori
>>727440523
What is "Re"?
>>727441692
No fucking way
>>727442915
sauce on original?
>>727436235
Lol. Those where the days. BO2K, sub seven, netbus, winnuke
>>727440954
1st time shovel dog has made me laugh
>>727452236
Holy shit lost hard saved
>>727428142
i won