Best racist jokes?

>>727428118

What do you call a white person who doesn't have kids?

A good environmentalist.

>>727428118
Nigger

>>727428464
Whats the difference between a picnic bench and a nigger?

The picnic bench can support a family of 4, the nigger cant

>>727428118

How do you babysit little black kids?

Lick their lips and stick 'em to the wall.

>>727428118
what do you call the first black doctor
to discover a cure for cancer?
nigger
what do you call the first black austronaut to step on mars?
nigger
etc..etc..

>>727428630
You need to work on your delivery.

how do you stop 5 black men from raping a white woman?
throw them a basketball

>>727428118
How do you find a nigger?
>Guilty

Why do black women wear high heels?
>So their knuckles don't drag on the ground

How do you stop a group of niggers from raping a white woman?
>Throw them a basketball

Why can't a Jewish woman resist a circumcised dick?
>They can't resist anything 35% off

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
>Canoes tip

What's green, orange, pink, brown, and purple and sits on my porch all day & night?
>My nigger and I'll paint him any color I want to

there. i contributed.

>>727428630

What do you call somebody who takes the bait this hard?

I don't have a punchline really. The answer is you, trigglypuff.

what do you call 50.000 niggers parachuting at the same time?
night

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>>727428909
oh and fun fact : i'm half nigger

jokes are great.

>>727428630
I imagine you being the autistic kid in a group and the rest ask you to tell a joke and you use that one.
>"Th-the nigger can't ha ha"
>"wtf anon"

Fucking die you autistic shit

>>727428118
How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?

>9 months

>>727429272
Fuck off nigger

>>727428693
How stupid this "joke" is makes you look more like a nigger than any nigger

Niggers are funny hahahahha

How do you starve a black man?
Hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Whats the difference between blacks and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.

>>727428693
Why would YOU lick THEIR lips you fucking autist?

>>727429420
after you fellow nigger

never mind that, let's go together, hand in hand.

you game? or are you a blithering pussy scared of fellow human beings due to skin color discrepancies?

balls in your court nigger. i'll be here.

>>727429591
You can also starve a black man by hiding his food stamps under his bar of soap. Kills Mexicans and Scots, too.

>>727429272
i wish i was a half nigger too, it must be cool if you get accepted by both communities

>>727429939
kekd

>>727429939
honestly it is, i feel lucky to live where i do - i grew up with all the perks of a middle upper class white family while being 'feared' for resembling a nigger.

i'd definitely say i got to have my cake and eat it too. feels good to win.

also>>727430035

please stop making these jokes about black people I have one on my family tree
>he's still hanging there

>>727430251
you accepted it, lived with it, embraced it

>>727430343
absolutely agree

existence is a pain in the dick, fuck anyone and their attempts to exacerbate that existential truth.

this thread is fun. love you faggots.

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>>727430533
i love you too half brother

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>>727428118
So a muslim, a jew, a nazi, and a christian are all on a plane when its about to crash.

They decide to take their lives rather than die in the crash...

The muslim says "FOR ALAH" and jumps off

The christian says "FOR JESUS" and jumps off

Just when the jew is about to jump the nazi interrupts him, and says "FOR HITLER" and pushes him off

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>>727430334

Is this from Weird Al's Black Album?

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Mexicans can't have family cookouts because the beans always fall through the grill

>>727428630
>top lel

>>727429272
>Crossed 7
>Half nigger

Ra is that you?

>>727428784
You however don,t

>>727428118
Lol is that styxhexenhammer?

>>727429803
I've got one! What is the difference between a Scotsman and a coconut? You can get a drink out of a coconut.

What have niggers contributed to society?

>Literally nothing

>>727431329
i don't get it

>>727431352
that wasnt a joke

>>727431387
You must be an Irishman. What do you do if a Kerry man throws a pin at you?

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>>727431127
found me out. dammit now i need a new host body.

>just deity problems

>>727431329
I'm a Scot and this joke just confused the shit out of me.

>>727431387
>The scottish are drunks

Also works with Irish

>>727428118
Why are nigger babies not aloud to play in sand pits?


Because cats keep trying to bury them

>>727431543
Willing host right here bud, dive on in.

>>727431543
give me your soul

>>727431552
Scots refuse to share booze because they're too busy drinking it for themselves, because they're alcoholics. I think. It seems like a stretch, to be sure.

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>>727431610
>aloud

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>>727428118
this one, he's the greatest racist joke of all time

>>727431524
Anti-Joke
A joke or riddle-joke that starts like a standard joke or riddle-joke, but then turns out not to be a joke at all. The surprise element thus becoming the joke.

>>727430937
Underrated post.

>>727431798
Anti post

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A nigger walks on the stage at its graduation ceremony

Whats long, white, and can satisfy any woman?
Nothing.

>>727431900
Anti roast

>>727431530
>>727431562
what? I still don't get it

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The greatest racist joke is that white people thought they could avenge themselves by electing Trump, a quasi-literate reality show star.

Whites are the new niggers.

>>727431552
Yr famed to be scroogy (stingy) alcoholics. Not that funny tho.

>>727430251
Sad thing is 100 years from now the world will all be filthy mud bloods , Draco would not be impressed

What be the difference between a nigger and a volleyball?
>neverever kick a volleyball

What be the difference between a carwheel and a nigger?
>carwheel does not start singing negro spirituals when put in chains.

>>727432240
Coconuts have milk in them and they're difficult to open with lots of work for minimal drink reward. The joke implies that it's easier to smash a hard shelled coconut for shitty coconut water rather than ask a Scot to give you a drink.

English isn't your first language, is it?

>>727428118
The European one:

What separates us from the animals?

Mediterranean Sea.

Whats the difference between a nigger and my toilet?
My toilet isnt shitty and smelly

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>>727428693
>lick their lips

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What do you call a black person in a tree with a suit case?
>Branch manager

How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
>I can't tell it's too dark

What's the difference between a nigger and a shooting target?
>I don't know, do you?

What do you call a BLM protestor?
>shooting practice

What's the difference between a jew and a boy scout?
>the camp master doesn't get in the shower with the Jews

How do you make a jew run a race?
>Roll a penny down a hill

How do you break a jew out of prison?
>tell him there's a penny in the wall

What did God say when he made the first nigger?
>Damn! I burnt one!

If the first nigger was a woman who self reproduced, does that mean the nigger race started without a dad?

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
>pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

One day a little boy was sitting on the roof next to a chimney when Hitler walked by. He looked at the boy and said "Little boy, vhat are you doing up zhere?" The little boy said "Oh hi Mein Fuhrër, I'm vaiting for mein Jewish friend to come up zhe chimney!"

What's the difference between Santa and a jew?
>Santa comes down the chimney

How did the Jews know they were in a gas chamber and not in a shower?
> there was a nigger under the shower head?

How do you scare a nigger?
>tell him the local KFC burned down

Cont?...

>>727432733
You fucked up.
>my toilet isnt shit colored and smelly

>>727428630
The "the nigger cant" is redundant. It would have been a better delivery without it.

>>727428118
>be me freshman year
>make a bunch of new friends
>white kid named Mike
>everybody calls him 'Cotton'
>I ask why? Because he's white?

No. Because all the niggers pick on him

>>727432064
What can satisfy a women?
Nothing.

>>727432600
That implies southern and eastern Europe aren't complete shitholes.

>>727431053
I don't get it

>>727433020
Got any funny ones?

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>>727428118
Why do you look like Ward Rackley?

>>727433581
Underrated

How do you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

Pull her tampon out and see if the cotton has been picked.

>>727428118
a nigger, a jew and a mexican walk into a bar.
the bartender says "get the fuck out of here"

A class of 3rd grade students is on out on the playground for recess. A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid decide to compare weiner sizes (they're in 3rd grade so they call them weiners).

As you'd predict, the Asian kid's is the smallest, the black kid's the biggest, and the white kid's in between.

That evening the black kid asks his dad "Is my weiner bigger than my friends' because I'm black?"
The father replies, "Well sort of, Jamaal...but also because you're 23."

Who's the edgelord?

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>>727428464
Goodnight niglet
Goodnight coon
Goodnight chicken nugget scoon
Goodnight dyke
Goodnight fag
Goodnight decathlete in drag
Goodnight catlady
Goodnight hoarder
Goodnight undefended border

Why do seagulls have wings?
>to beat the Indians to the dump

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>>727430334

>>727431753
i think the jokes meant to be there tight

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>>727428118
Brother? Is that you?

>>727431279
yes

>>727431387
Scots are cheapskates..

Jew jokes aren't funny, Anne frankly they have to stop.

Did you hear about Klu Klux Kenevil's latest stunt?

He tried to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller

>>727428118
Black History Month

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>>727430738

>>727428118
How'd you get a Serb to rape a Bosnian?

Take him to Bosnia

>>727432359
why is that sad? in 100 years i'll long be dead.

i fail to see how i'd qualify to give a fuck .. y'know .. being dead and all. hell, you'll be dead too.

celebrate that you won't live to see Draco's disappointment. celebrate faggot.

>>727433020
see>>727434480

Roses are red..
Violets are blue..
Sandniggers are gay..
Which is true..

What do you call a niger priest?
HOLY SHIT

Why do niggers only have nightmares?

>we killed the only one with a dream

>>727438735
VIOLETS ARE NOT BLUE
THEY'RE FUCKING VIOLET
THAT'S WHY THE COLOR IS CALLED "VIOLET"
FUCK THIS STUPID POEM BULLSHIT

>>727428747
this has potential

>>727428118
Why can't Stevie Wonder read???
'Cause he's black.

>>727429939
>i wish i was a half nigger too
you just went full potato
>accepted by bot communities
he's already a nigger, and to other niggers, he's a "house nigger"

>>727428464
What do you call a black person who has abortions?
A crime fighter.