Two mormon boys got mugged at the metro station this morning,

pretty standard shit. see some pesos, they Hispanic or somethin? like spicy food...

yep they're Spanish Mexican fucks

could be gay with those rings and gift cards

idk I'm no detective

>>727427545
into sports definitely too

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>>727427254
OP is literally a nigger.

Give their shit back if you can you fucking dickhead

>>727427254
I hope you get hit by a bus you lazy nigger.

>>727427254
I can tell next time they need to carry a firearm so you can get capped in the head.

>>727427254
>don't judge me.
>niggerish behavior
You dont belong on this board.

>>727427254
One just celebrated his birthday from the looks of it. Fuck you, OP. I hope you fucking die.>>727427254

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>>727427254

Don't judge you?

If you got killed, that would be progress. You're the problem. You're responsible for everything bad in the world. Nobody should love you. If you're ever feeling suicidal, I urge you to act sooner than later. To take advantage of somebody and betray their faith and goodness is the ultimate act of a bottom feeder. Your legacy is filth and evil.

Don't judge you? What are you a bastard and an idiot? How unfortunate.

>>727427545
How fucking low is your IQ? Mexican? They have American passports right there you knuckle dragger. They're doing their mission in Mexico.

>>727427254
I'll judge you all day long you fucking nigger.

>don't judge me

fucking kek, give them their shit back then kill yourself ty

>>727427254
Instead of possibly working legit or doing something productive for society....this is what you do.

Jump off a building and become a veggie or kill yourself faggot

Frequent shoppers, must go out a lot; have a passion for sports; Hispanic Americans; enjoy spicy foods; purchase a lot of electronics; possibly collectors; could be in a relationship

fairplay on you mate, fuck em, enjoy spending their birthday money fella haha

Why do you steal?

>>727427254
I hope you fucking die

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>>727427254
I might be tarded,but what is that bonewhite thing to the right?

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>>727427758
Getting a response from you means he deserves to be on this board you fuck face.

>>727427254
Toonies

Whats on the memory stick?

>>727427763
you're as much a part of the problem.

>>727428049
Looks like a usb stick.

>>727428129
Not that one, the one besides with the kodak logo

>>727428089

I know what you're getting at, but I'm not dumb enough to even entertain the idiocy that you're defending. I'm not buying it. You're gonna have to try harder than that.

>the death penalty is wrong lulz murderers and rapists have feelingz too

>>727427254
OP=Nigger.

Die in a fire, you dirty spic.

>>727428207
Underwater camera?

>>727428207
Looks like a video recorder. like a gopro

They look like boosters? Criminals themselves.

>>727427254
You're so dumb that you stole sauce packets.

looks like they were ready to flee the country or some shit. also fuck you thieving cunt.

>>727427254

Niggers should be exterminated. No further research is needed. Niggers should be removed from civilized areas. ARM EVERY WHITE MAN. DECLARE OPEN SEASON ON NIGGERS.

Why do they have three different kinds of currency? USD, CAD, Pesos.

>>727427765
But why $6 Canadian

>>727427254
you should hand in the passports

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>>727427254
The last shithead who triend to steal something from me ate his own teeth. I hope you soon cross someone like me and get your nigger face bashed in, OP.

>>727427254
you should hand in the passports, save them some hassle

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>>727428494
They were fucking Mormons on thier Mission.

Holy fuck if that is a mont blanc fountain pen u in for some money they cost a fortune

>>727427254
You may rob the wrong person someday

Thanks for posting the evidence.

IP trace successful.

LE on the way.

B/ do some justice and get this nigger in some handcuffs already, piece of filth go get a job.

>>727429404
hope this is legit

you're so full of shit - who the fuck carries condiment packets with them??

>>727428049
Gps

>>727428737
Or the cheap ones at like 99 a piece... could be a nice one but the rest of the items doesn't really support it...

>>727428285
Which one is he?

>>727428674
Fuck me /b/ is dumb anymore. Sorry man.

>>727429777
Casual trips pulled

Canadian toonies, Pesos, and US bills? Aight.

I can't tell you they're going to use Find My IPhone and be at your door any minute now. Good luck OP

nice you robbed some canadians. im proud of you op.

>>727427254
>People go to a less fortunate country to help people through their religion
>probably doing labor on top of missionary work for these poor fucks
>get robbed blind by some mexiroach
and that's why Papa Trump is building a wall, to keep scumfucks like you out of a real country

Thanks for not boring post. I might judge you outside of /b but man, here you are my brother.

8/10 - keep on that, I'd love to see some more random loot. What do they carry the israeli backpackers???

>robbing missionaries
I'm not christian but I think that's a pretty fast way to hell.

This is why I got my CWP, please rob me OP. Can't wait to put two in you.

>>727431251
Ignorant cunt.
Most American tourists are good for Mexico's economy and cause little problems

>>727431322
Hell doesn't exist, dubslord.

Still pretty lame behavior in any case.

>>727427254
Hey, OP. Just dropped in to say FUCK YOU.

>>727428049
E-Meter

>>727427254
Lmao i hate pricks like jehowas or mormons. How did it happen OP ? Did you even need to threat them with a knife ? Post story plzz

>>727431653
>reading comprehension of a burnt tortilla
Of course tourists coming to your country helps it, gives you more people to steal from and brings real money into your economy
Its an American/Canadian "tourist" (read: Missionary) in Mexico that got robbed, not the other way around
Of course the average American tourist doesn't cause problems, we're fucking civilized over here

Has anyone got the exif data so we can track OP down like the criminal he is?

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>>727427254
Enjoy your iphone4 and 11 year old, $13 Kodak Playsport. You're a hardcore mugger now scoring in the big leagues. I suggest you don't find a job and keep doing this to support your black tar habit; hopefully you'll score some fentanyl & leave society a better place.

What's on the thumb drive?

So youre from the la condesa area of mexico and robbed some american mormon boys doing god work

>>727427254
I see Pesos also Canadian coins are you sure you didnt rob some guys with links to the mafia ? or probably spies ?
aslo a camera

>>727427254
If you really did loot two godgooks, there might be some valuable information on the iphone, it looks like he has used it for transactions be the look of the credit card reader

>>727427254
nice chair OP

how did you do the mugging

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>>727427254

>Robbing the mormoms

I HOPE YOUR SOUL GETS GONORRHEA, YOU FUCKING BASTARD.

>>727427763
This. If you can't support a family by your effort or wit, you're a parasite to society. I'm not a fan of the middle east, but I'm a big fan of cutting hands off of thieves. Degenerate scum, the lot of them. Maybe lop off the feet instead of the hands, though, so they might be able to do some kind of menial work but be unable to run away.

That one likes to dive and the other likes boys.

>>727427254
>you ever steal/rob from peoples before? why?
No
>don't judge me.
I am judging you. You are human garbage that needs to be put down. I can watch videos of thiefs getting their hands cut off, being beaten to death, and/or being set on fire while enjoying my lunch.

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>>727427254 (OP)
admitting to a federal crime
on a fbi moderated website

way to go you dumb fuck

although i'm seriously laughing my ass off

>>727427254
Lmao shoot yourself niggerboi

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>>727432619
report this page to the feds
op will get a call early in the morning
op might get his head blown off
=profit

>>727427254
I hope one of your hands gets cut down, you're the scum of society and I wish you nothing more than death and if u ever happen to meet it, understand it's only benefiting the rest of us

>>727427254
Yeah i hope the next guy you mug pulls a .375 out and blows your fucking head off you filthy nigger.

>>727431987
Was a joke mate, not even Mexican, I'm Russian kek

>>727434128
still applies, Russians are basically niggers with white skin

Survival of the fucking fittest. Sell those passports for cheap. Looking for the "right" buyer is way too risky, but looking for the "stupid" buyer willing to spend $100 is choice.

Be careful out there.

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>>727434663
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>niggerforce

>>727427254
If you robbed them, it's like stealing from disabled people you fucking crackhead

>>727427254
Upload whatever's on that USB

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>>727427763

> what are all these niggers, white knights and SJWs doing on /b/?

Be open towards change in attitude and path of life, broaden your minds.

>>727427254
well judging by their effects i can with confidence say that there were two of them. after a further inspection of the condiments i can say that they were at one point in thier lives hungry. the money they carried with them was probably for transport,my guess would be metro but who knows really. the phallic representation of the pen reveals thier gender to be male. i cant quite make out the imagery on the ring but if it was worn it must have some significant meaning some im guessing they were religious. building on that the gay assortment of colors the items they possessed are dipcted in that if they were religious they would be Mormon. the time on the clock appears to be 5. so assuming it took you some time to travel away from the scene of the crime i would guess they were robbed in the morning.

thats about all i have OP i hope this helps.

I can't be in this thread. It feels too cancerous and dirty.

Stealing from people is so last century. Enjoy voting for Trump, op.

>>727427254
They're good kids serving God you worthless piece of shit. You even stole their condiment packs. Animal. Go die.

#BUILDTHEWALL

>>727437365

He's a Mexican spic. You should be supporting trump to keep trash like this out of America

>>727427254
Mormons are satanists. They are basically an invention of the Catholic church to rebrand cathylickism to appear more like Christianity, but it's still a complete mockery of it as they do not understand it at al. They are pure evil through and through. You did right by attacking them. You have given them the opportunity to see how their fellow pagans treat each other, and hopefully this will bring them to know the Lord Jesus Christ as their Personal Savior somehow.

>>727427254
why so many gift cards?

why did you took thier pasports you cunt
at least leave them with that and 1 credit card

>>727427545
Those are Canadian dollars. you nigger

I'm all for keking at others expenses but ffs anon, this is just fucked up. They're just kids ffs, why do you have to be a fucking cunt?

>>727427254
In many countries thieves get lynched and burnt to a crisp. This is my deepest desire for you.

you're a rat. the lowest of the low.

>>727427254
How can you do these to 16/17 years old kids.

>>727427254

the wall just got 10 feet higher, pablo

So many fish took the bait

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>>727438309
>people who don't believe the same things I do deserve to be assaulted and robbed.

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>>727439310
glad someone said it before me. thanks anon.

mexico is such a shitty country. you should come to america

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>>727427254
>Waterproof mp3 player
>No headphones

That's a $300 pen.

I would never judge you nigger.

>>727427254
What's a mormon doing with a Mont Blanc pen?

>>727440835
Pens are often given as gifts for graduations or other milestones. Losers who steal from people don't ever accomplish anything so I can see how the concept of a nice pen would be lost on people who have never made anything of themselves.

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>>727427254
>/b/ - RandomThe stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>727427254
working with this image- should have a rough pic of OP soon.

>>727427254

>nigger detected

>>727427254
they are broke

>>727441979
poor kid lost his fucking iphone 4s. Eat dicks, OP

>>727441979
>implying you'll be able to get a good enough image to pick him out from millions of other beanpeople
keep going though, I want to believe

>>727441979
retard

>>727427254
Hehe we get those USB's in our college.

>>727435827
You are such a silly cunt

>>727427254

See:

>>727427613


You fucking nigger. Hopefully you'll be the next faggot the police shoot.

>>727427254
OP. unable to do a real days work so relies on a solution lower than begging

>>727427254
Why the fuck would you steal their passports? They're worth literally nothing to you and you're only causing them MORE of a hassle besides getting robbed. You're a fucking prick, I don't give a shit about you being a thief but at least be a third with a conscience. In conclusion you should feel guilty and turn in the fucking passports you little cock smoking faggot

>>727435827
>durr don't judge me
>being this autistic in defense of theft.
Here in Texas, your kind get shot. Be thankful that you're a Europoor.

>>727427254
nigger

>>727427254
i hope you die

>>727427254
Hope you die in agony you festering abortion

>>727427254
>not getting rid of personal documents and cellphones
you dumb even for a nigger

>>727442961
Oh my mistake, I see you're a Mexican. What a shock.

>>727427254
They were too rich.

>ITT moralfags

Really, when's the last time any of you have given to those in need? It's not an honest day's pay, but at least OP went out and got his instead of sitting on ass to beg.

>>727443842

Because niggers too lazy to work. Give to those who earn it.

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>>727427254
I hope you try to mug me one day..

>>727443842
>if you don't give to others, you can't judge a fucking thief
>you all are moralfags, instead of edgelord criminals
>at least the thief is grinding, even if it isn't honest
>thievery is better than begging
You need to be put down.

>>727427254
Kill yourself you piece of human garbage.

>>727435827
ill broaden your mind with my shotgun

>>727431653
Are you fucking retarded read better retard? Probably used google translate dirty beanbag

>>727444308
let me guess, you're a drug-addicted negro

>>727435827
this is why /b/ has been shit after the pool closed.
cunts with MORALS... HAH

>>727444814
I'm a white man who works for a living. You're a problem dog who needs a bullet to the skull.

>>727427254
I'd be on you so fast you would not even get a chance to use it. Don't even think you would be able to.

>>727444139
>Because niggers too lazy to work.
I suppose you believe retail is enough to support more than one person, too?

>>727444308
Be honest, anon. You can't often make a thief just by looking at them. The homeless, however, bear a distinctive appearance that drives away the "honest", working people and tends to ruin most prospects of getting off the street. Why is it a given that every thief is an edgelord, too? Is it really a surprise to you that someone is willing to avoid their fate by any means?

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>>727427254
What kind of autistic nigger would mug someone cant take their spicy mustard packets. You hungry op?

>>727427254
nice looking fountainpen, what kind of tip?

>>727444308
i'll bet you're the same kind of faggot who flips shit every time he sees an animal being abused. you're a misanthrope who covers it up by viewing every situation a single way.

>>727445101
>well I don't look like a criminal
You're scum. You steal habitually without shame. Clearly you have never been properly punished for your crimes. You're nothing more than an untrained dog. A weak willed mongoloid who can't build his own fate, but rather must escape it through crime. You're as dumb and broken as they come.

lol at all the salt itt

just imagine he stole leboufs flag so you'll be happy

I hope you're too dumb to have wiped the phones. Some retard stole my wife's phone and her dad answered when I called it. He came back in a hurry when I mentioned I was about to drive to his address with the police.

>>727445962
nah OP is cool and good, and more people should take hold of their future with cool and profitable crimes

>>727445767
Yeah, I'm pretty much like the majority of humanity. Fuck me for not being an edgelord, right?

>>727446090
Fuck yeah man, I'm working way too hard in a law office. I should be picking pockets on mass transit. What could possibly go wrong?

>>727446304
where the fuck do you think you are

>>727446578
uh no idiot with your connections obviously you should be laundering money for gangsters and bribing politicians

>>727445962
>You're scum. You steal habitually without shame.
There you go again with that impotent rage, anon. You assume that I am a criminal just because I'm willing to sympathize with them. If you haven't been friends with at least one criminal at some point in your life, you're simply too sheltered and probably won't be able to understand.

>A weak willed mongoloid who can't build his own fate, but rather must escape it through crime. You're as dumb and broken as they come.
A lot of life happens arbitrarily, anon. You won't know the full context of every situation and probably won't ever care to figure it out. Yeah, criminals generally tend to be broken people, but not every criminal ends up in that position by choice.

>>727441605
Thats just a disclaimer you fuckpot.

>he doesn't know that all passports produced after 2014 have an UWB RFID chip in them to catch niggers just like OP
Stealing a passport is a federal crime btw. Enjoy getting it in the pooper.

>>727446304
Nigger, most of your pets are domesticated simply because some humans decided those animals decided they'd never be capable of anything greater. You don't like your pets more than humans. When you're out in the wilderness, alone, with nothing but your pet and the other more feral creatures lurking about, you'll likely superimpose human characteristics and qualities onto your pet just to avoid going insane.

>>727446616
>youre on 4chin, being an edgelord is cool here

You're aggressively retarded.

>>727447132
lmao at all these people who are convinced this guy is in the states

HINT: MORMONS DONT CARRY PESOS IN THE STATES DIPSHIT

>>727447365
fuck off moralfag

>>727427254
at least turn in the passports. thats not cool.

>>727447334
Oh, neat.

>>727447458
lololol those mormon boys are gonna stay south of the border and our wall will keep them out forever

good

>>727447365
>>>/r/eddit

>>727447458
Mormons are objectively wrong in their way of thinking and shouldn't be allowed to travel, else they'll spread their views across the globe.

>>727427254
I can tell they are poor, yet still had more money then you. I can also tell you are a Nigger

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>>727427254
yay, committing a petty crime while gaining almost nothing and inconveniencing the shit out of two random people.

kys faggot

>>727447734
>objectively wrong

spotted the fedora

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Stealing passports is considered identity theft, a rather serious felony.

:^)

>>727446735
Sure, criminals will always have a reason to commit crimes, that's a given. Doesn't make them any less weak for picking that option. There is always a choice. My point is that stealing from strangers on the street is one of the lowest crimes one can commit. Some crimes are more justifiable than others, but thievery is never justified. Doesn't matter how apparently wealthy the victim is.

>>727427254
Scumbag minority detected. Kill your self after returning their passports

You ever rob someone who was armed?

>>727447877
kek

>>727447734
Oh wow, well aren't you a hero?

>>727447877
lol oh nooooo im sure the feds will be flying to mexico to extradite him very soon

>>727428737
Nigger detected

>>727427545
Those aren't pesos retard

>What can you tell about them from their stuff?
Without even looking at their shit I can tell you this:

1. OP is really a nigger.
2. At least these fucking chucklehead Mormons were attempting to find a higher purpose - literally the polar opposite of OP, who mugs people at the tube station for pebbles of crack.
3. OP is such a fucking nigger.

>from their stuff:
- have diarrhea but don't care because spicy food is the most interesting thing in their lives
- think that getting gift cards and keeping them isn't the same as receiving cash
- take pictures of their dicks

Turn the passports in, cocksucker.

>don't judge me
I'm judging the shit out of you and there isn't a fucking thing you can do about it.

>>727447401
Nigger alert

>>727427254
Préstame esos 50 pesos carnal me hacen falta.

>>727448108
the ones that say 50 pesos on them? really so what are they

>>727447734
their all brainwashed into thinking their secret heaven names are joseph and mary

>>727448223
youre the nigger you fuckin jew

>>727439486
We are all sinners my friend, and we deserve literal Hell. It is only by the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ that we have even a shred of hope at all. If this minor assault and robbery leads these two delusional. lost young men to him, then it is of the greatest good.

If that's a pic of you, you look like one of them so-called alt-right liberals. I implore you to stop being a liberal terrorist and accept Jesus before it's too late. You might not get off so luckily as these two did. Bear in mind that a Spaniard was behind the attack, and they are unpredictably violent. Even more so than Negros, if you can believe it--Negros have shown high capacity for being true protestant Christians, and they are slowly being civilized, albeit something still desperately needs to be done about them thinking themselves the equals of white Christians, but as Christians we must have patience when dealing with savages whom we are attempting to domesticate.

You should come to Seattle OP, it's in a shall issue state. Which means if you try to rob me, I'll put a couple rounds in your chest.

>>727448470
lol whats your address

>>727448470
cmon tough guy, where do you live

>>727447899
>Doesn't make them any less weak for picking that option. There is always a choice.
You're being a little too optimistic. Sure, the criminal is weak refusing to persevere. At the same time, however, you don't know the severity of that criminal's situation. It could be decades before someone becomes a criminal, and even then, it probably won't feel like much of a decision to them.

>My point is that stealing from strangers on the street is one of the lowest crimes one can commit. Some crimes are more justifiable than others, but thievery is never justified.
What if the guy simply choked, killed his victims, and ended up stealing nothing instead? Nobody gets anything then, and even more is lost.

everybody is mad. i steal wallets and cellphones all the time. if u expect to have any real balls in a mans world youve got to steal shit or youre just a whiney "working woman" of society.

>>727448876
taking the cum from old mens cocks isn't stealing anon

they're donating to you. but feel free to believe you're a real man

>>727448876
anon pls no, don't false flag. not every criminal is the worst person in the world

>>727448510
113 Cherry St, Apt 256
Seattle, 98124 WA

I carry a Ruger LC9s wherever I go. At home I have a CZ Scorpion with a red dot sight for home defense. I would love for you to come over and test me. Who knows right? You'll either end up dead or with a couple free guns.

>>727448876
Bottom feeding piece of trash.

You'll spend half your life in jail if you haven't already.

>>727427254
So you're a criminal, and stupid?

Damn. Good luck with that.

>>727448470
You see, there's the thing. Taking you at face value, you are apparently well equipped to deal with a thug. You have the mentality of a thug yourself, and that why you believe that such people are the ones you need to worry about. They aren't. The ones you should worry about are the smart ones who will be long gone before you even notice your wallet is gone. The ones who will get your credit or debit information, and go nuts with them before you realize something is amiss, or awry, or afoul, or askew, or perhaps even all four at once. But you have the mentality of a thug and will never see them coming, or going, and they thank you kindly for that.

>>727446735
I like your answer, but in that case I would argue (like some other anon) that he should have left just about everything about the money.

The rest doesnt value much and creates a great toll on the robbiee.

>>727449086
>actually posting his address
I sure hope that isn't you, bud.

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>>727449086
>thinks /b/ is his personal army
>thinks he's smoother than he actually is too

NYPA faggit.

>>727449230
Time for another "top 10 scary fucking 4chan shit"

I steal wallets from chubby white men. Its my rationale. They got enough cash, seeing as whites are the most privileged and they are fat. I dont steal from any other demographic or ethnicity. Except once when I was a apprentice and took a handbag. Was an exercise to get over looking embarassed in public.

>>727449086
I hope that's you, I in that case you are the kind of /brother I want.

Who does not want to get tested, and who actually has the courage to ask for the test?

My only prayer before I enter battle is that I'll look fucking hot for the Valkyries.

If you are the real thing you will share in my courage when the time comes. See you the brother.

>>727449553
>chubby white men
So you can tell if that chubby white man is actually Caucasian, Christian, straight, wealthy?

You're a fucking idiot. You're a minority who targets people based on their outwards appearance. Jesus Fucking Christ.

>>727449135
>before you realize something is amiss, or awry, or afoul, or askew, or perhaps even all four at once
Who the fuck talks like that?

I'm cringing hard, Classmaster.

>>727449141
Well, most good thieves have already incorporated their skills into a legitimate career. People like Al Capone, John Dillinger and Nicky Barnes are just relics of the past.

>>727449135
I've had my identity stolen before, I simple let my bank deal with that and all the money they stole was refunded back to me so I'm not worried about that.

>>727449230
Oh it very much is my adddress, and I very much hope these cucks try to break into my place. You see, it's my DREAM that someone try to mug me, or break into my apartment. I've spent alot of money and training and time to learn how to defend myself, it'd be a waste not to use it.

For example, I also have a security system that I turn on before I go to sleep. If anyone tries to break, or enter my windows, or door, while the security system is active them a very loud alarm will go off. It'll wake me up and give me enough time to either grab my CZ Scorpion with 30 rounds of 9mm +P or Remington 870 12Gauge and handle them. So please, come at me bro

>>727448707
It may not feel like a choice. But that doesn't make them wrong. Their feelings don't change that. How do you think these circumstances sit with the victim of the crime?

We aren't talking about murder, are we? Having a reason for the murder sure is more comfortable, but it's still heinous.

>>727449894
>You see, it's my DREAM that someone try to mug me, or break into my apartment
Okay, psycho. Enjoy dealing with the police and all that kind of shit. You do realize that regardless of the gun laws in your state that LE will likely attempt to bring charges against you, right?

>>727449738
Yeah, well in my area most guys are white middle-class. Women is a no go, they are alert and usually only carry credit cards. I'd die inside if I robbed an old person. Kids dont have money, they only have passcode-locked phones and loose change. White men, particularly unkempt looking chubbies often carry around large sums of money (usually between 100-350$) in their wallets. Its just easier.

>>727449894
>For example, I also have a security system that I turn on before I go to sleep. If anyone tries to break, or enter my windows, or door, while the security system is active them a very loud alarm will go off. It'll wake me up and give me enough time to either grab my CZ Scorpion with 30 rounds of 9mm +P or Remington 870 12Gauge and handle them. So please, come at me bro
Is this copypasta? Holy shit, what an edgelord.

>>727449894
What's your favorite kind of pizza?

>>727427254
Fucking faggot asshole, how poor do you have to be to steal chili sauce and gift cards?

I hope you get shot for being no better than a savage monkey.

>>727450171
Stop trying to rationalize your behavior, degenerate. You're really not helping your case.

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>>727449894
>Oh it very much is my adddress, and I very much hope these cucks try to break into my place. You see, it's my DREAM that someone try to mug me, or break into my apartment. I've spent alot of money and training and time to learn how to defend myself, it'd be a waste not to use it.
>
>For example, I also have a security system that I turn on before I go to sleep. If anyone tries to break, or enter my windows, or door, while the security system is active them a very loud alarm will go off. It'll wake me up and give me enough time to either grab my CZ Scorpion with 30 rounds of 9mm +P or Remington 870 12Gauge and handle them. So please, come at me bro

THIS NIGGA ROLEPLAY LIKE BITCH WHAT!

>>727450300
"degenerate"
>>Not OP
>>White male, full aryan
>>Stealing main source of income
>>funded my house
>>never caught

>>727450086
Google castle doctrine dude. If someone comes into your come, apartment, condo, without your permission (especially in the middle of the night) then you have every right to defend yourself even with lethal force. In WA State, it's covered under Chapter 9A.16 RCW.

>>727450193
Lol, it seriously ain't. I gave my address, and a challenge to the OP. Come to WA, I'll be ready you fucking cuck.

>>727450631
Eeeeven worse. There's literally no excuse.

End yourself. Just do it.

>>727450052
>How do you think these circumstances sit with the victim of the crime?
Well, the first thing any victim of a successful mugging does is mope about the shit they lost and what they did to earn all that shit. The second thing the goes through their mind, though, is the criminal's behavior and the prospect of themselves dying. Yeah, a lot of those items may have had sentimental value, but they're most just material possessions and the criminal probably just wants to make money. Very few criminals know what sentimental value is and don't care to know while they are still criminals. That's how you fumble the catch, anon.

>We aren't talking about murder, are we?
Whenever you are talk about a crime that involves physical interaction between two or more individuals, you must also consider the prospect of murder. It is a standard, a metric of sorts, that people have used for crimes since the dawn of time.

>>727450631
>funded my house
Now I know you're trolling. Fuck off, kiddo.

>>727449086
that's an apartment address...

>>727449894
Fresh PASTA???

>>727449666
>I hope that's you, I in that case you are the kind of /brother I want.

Who does not want to get tested, and who actually has the courage to ask for the test?

My only prayer before I enter battle is that I'll look fucking hot for the Valkyries.

If you are the real thing you will share in my courage when the time comes. See you there brother.

***

Samefagging but if noone is gonna fucking notice my deviltrips I'll shamelessly selftrump that shit.

>>727449894
You'll likely never accomplish that "dream" of yours if you don't present a suitable target to the criminal. You'll probably either be handicapped or in the later stages of your life before the criminal preys on you because, as you know, criminals are also human.

>>727449086
10/10 gonna order shit and send to your address. All gonna be cash on delivery, of course.

>>727450640

Typical dying-to-kill gunfreak. You're going to get those taken away from the rest of us, you know that?

So you've been in "training" (damn I cringed just typing that out) to take a man's life? I wonder why you didn't enlist... Hmmm...

Did they refuse you for psych or medical?

>>727427254

not only are you a POS human being, but you're also a shitty criminal... safe to assume you're mugging people for money? yet it appears you're targetting poorfags.. look at that shit.. it's junk.

mugging people is about as low and stupid as it gets. if you're going to be a thief, at least be a smart one. pickpocket people, rather than violently assaulting them.. at least have a skill. but even that is dumb. going after people themselves is always inherently risky.. they can react unpredictably, they can defend themselves, they may be armed, you may be seriously wounded or killed, or may seriously wound or kill someone.

why risk that, when you could just break into a business that is closed, late at night, when no one is there.. they pretty much all at least keep $200 in cash in the cash register drawer. not to mention any valuables are there.

break in and steel high value electronics, or other things you can peddle, barter, or trade. get cash, etc.. wear gloves, and cover your appearance. do your homework and scope the place out first.

be smart, and avoid putting yourself in the situation where it's likely you'll have to confront human beings, or will be confronted by them. rob businesses after hours, NOT people's homes...

jesus... how dumb do you gotta be to mug people, ffs

>>727451198
I was in a car accident, a bad one, so I got rejected at MEPS... sigh*

>>727449894
>Oh it very much is my adddress, and I very much hope these cucks try to break into my place. You see, it's my DREAM that someone try to mug me, or break into my apartment. I've spent alot of money and training and time to learn how to defend myself, it'd be a waste not to use it.
>
>For example, I also have a security system that I turn on before I go to sleep. If anyone tries to break, or enter my windows, or door, while the security system is active them a very loud alarm will go off. It'll wake me up and give me enough time to either grab my CZ Scorpion with 30 rounds of 9mm +P or Remington 870 12Gauge and handle them. So please, come at me bro
You sound profoundly terrified.

>>727427254
American
one is Black?

>>727451398
>I was in a car accident, a bad one
Alright. I'm done.

Still think you're fucking retarded and probably batshit.

>>727451316
>if you're going to be a thief, at least be a smart one. pickpocket people, rather than violently assaulting them
tbf anon didn't really mention how he mugged the kids. if they were already passive it was probably as simple as holding out a weapon and/or shouting

>>727449894
Shit lads, we're dealing with generic Liam Neeson role here, better watch ourselves.

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>>727449894
>Dale Gribble posted in this thread

Missionaries get 1 flip phone to share. They cant have a smartphone.

Seeing 2 in your haul suggests you are lying unless they are breaking rules.

But dude, you are fucked if you are telling the truth.

Think of karma, but on steroids. I'd suggest you find a local LDS ward house and say you found their stuff. If you dont expect inexplicable bad shit to visit you.

>>727448108
Kys

>>727451637

brandishing a weapon is still a violent assault.

>>727451958
fair enough, anon

>>727428049
It's an Kodak action cam (2011 gopro precursor) 5megapixels backcamera, 5m underwater resistent. Has max. 720pixels. Shitty sound though...

Pen is worth quite a bit of money

>>727450776
Those stolen material possessions often have value beyond sentimentality. The stolen materials may be the meals of a child, the means to make rent, etc. We can talk all day about how these criminals justify their actions, but that will never change the fact that they committed a moral grievance against a fellow individual.

In Houston not too long ago, a man was murdered in front of his family by car thieves, who failed in their act because they couldn't drive stick. Is it truly any better or justifiable if the theft was successful?

>>727427254
i can tell from those electronics and passports (rfid) they already know where you are

>>727451769
fucking lmao

>>727452717
wall street steals, governments steal, your local mayor probably steals

you're a chump if you dont take what you want

>>727452717
>We can talk all day about how these criminals justify their actions, but that will never change the fact that they committed a moral grievance against a fellow individual.
Again; criminals are typically bad people, but they aren't the worst people you'll ever meet. They're simply doing whatever they believe they can do in order to survive. The stuff that you're discussing right now is what most criminals likely avoid thinking about if they can help it.

>Is it truly any better or justifiable if the theft was successful?
Is this a joke? There are some factors, but most people generally consider a successful theft to be just a theft. Going any further that, the theft is considered unsuccessful because other charges may be introduced. Those criminals just sound incompetent.

Born and raised mormon, AMA

>>727427254
>robbing a mormon

You're doing gods work anon.

>>727453462
is the underwear uncomfortable

why do the bishops always have nice houses

>>727435827
my path of life and mind has a simple border which is freedom of other people

you are just a nigger cunt, the cancer of whole society, hope you die in a fire, bitch

>>727453563
Ive only felt the underwear, never worn it. It's kinda silky and loose, so imagine like a loose soft undershirt and underwear. I'd imagine theyre pretty comfy.

They only call people to be bishops if theyve got a stable well paying job. White dude with a well paying job = house in the burbs

>>727453849
There's actually three or four different types of garments. They each have a different feel to them. My mom always wore the silk ones, my dad, the cotton ones. I don't know what the others look/feel like, but they all have the same engravings in them

>>727454293
>>727454293
r u mah woman

>>727454781
I am ;)