Secrets thread. Share some OC.

>>727419666
Im your dad

I let the dog lick my balls when i was 10

>>727419666
Holy shit. When Satan asks for secrets, it's gonna be good.

I want to fuck the shit out of my girlfriends sister

>>727419666
I've catfished nudes out of probably 50 girls. No I'm not gonna share, because I don't like any of you.

I kinda wanna cheat on my bf, or at least have sex with someone else.

Sex missionary procreation in backseat mom

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I was in a cuck relationship, and when we broke up, I just told people she cheated on me instead of people thinking that we were in an open relationship.

I also faked having schizophrenia to see if I could actually get diagnosed with it

>>727419666
When I was 16 my mom took an Ambien one night. An hour later, we had a make out session and gropefest. She didn't remember anything.

>>727420179
Why did you break up? And did you get the diagnosis?

>>727419939
Anyone you know personally, or just randoms?

>>727419666
Roll

>>727420275
At first it was just a break, but we weren't really getting along well after a while. It was great while it lasted though.

And I found out the other day when I went into my doctor that I was actually diagnosed with it

>>727420318
One girl I went to high school with. A little chubby but maybe the best tits I've ever seen. Otherwise, just some randoms.

>>727420439
Was she a total slut or just a regular guy or two on the side?

>>727419666
i want to tell my girlfriend that i dont want to get married yet but to scared that she going to take it the wrong way

>>727420587
Huge slut since the moment I started dating her, but the cuck part of our relationship was towards the end, so she maybe fucked only 10 guys during that time

>>727420673
What's holding you back?

>>727420716
we only dated for a month and i want to make sure that she want to spend the rest of her life with my bullshit

>>727419666
My wife and I decided to try the open relationship thing. She was really nervous and shy about it at first. Took her a year to find the first guy. She's gotten into it now and has turned into the biggest slut I've ever met. The weekend before last, she fucked four guys in two days. Not sure what I've gotten myself into.

>>727420489
I used to catfish a lot of girls but that was a long time ago and don't have any of the wins. But probably literally hundreds. I was good at it but I don't do that shit anymore.

Mostly randoms, but got nudes from gf's sister and one of sister's friends.

A lot of people might be unsure of where they'll be 5 years from now. I don't even know where I'll be a week from now. I stopped taking my meds. Here's where the fun begins.

>>727420970
Well, you have agreed on it. You know what could have happened.

>>727421016
>I don't even know where I'll be a week from now
Probably on the other side of the grass.

>>727421016
RIP Anon

>>727421127
Just because something is in the realm of possibilities doesn't mean it's expected or even likely. I didn't think she'd become a total slut.

i like pop music
fuck you

>>727421245
You have no idea what happens to women when they are allowed to be sluts, just coming from experience

>>727421348
Lol I think I have an idea now. What's your experience?

It was an accident. I didn't mean to hurt her. My blood just boiled and I lost control. You know.. at first I used to lose sleep over it. I even went on to believe I couldn't live with myself after what I did. That was years ago, now its become second nature. I don't so much as blink. Just wanted to get that off my chest /b.

>>727421245
If you start an open rs, this is most possibly the outcome. If I were in one, I would fuck any man that crosses my path, tbh.

>>727421429
I'm >>727420179. Was in a full cuck relationship for a year or so, but dated for 3 years and had some semi-cuck experiences with her

>>727421594
You ever join her?

>>727421348
True.
For the most part, it's easier for a woman to get laid by some random dude than vice versa.

Also, despite popular opinion, a woman's sex drive is at least as strong as a male's, often stronger. The biological drive to make babies will encourage them to fuck as many dudes as possible as often as possible. Promiscuity is in our DNA.

>>727420179
How did you fake it and were you successful?

>>727421589
Tits or gtfo

>>727421724
Never joined, but I drove her to guys houses and back, and usually read her texts/messages to guys on her dating profiles
>>727421749
Yeah, I'm not sure if people think women are prudes, but I was surprised by how slutty she could get. But its also pretty easy to get laid when you're a girl with big tits

>>727421347
Favorite album?

>>727421749
What are you basing both of these generalizations on? Saying "it's in our DNA" isn't a reference to a specific gene that gets activated, after all.

>>727419666
Wife's family was having a birthday party at our house for two kids turning five around the same time. I was grilling burgers and hot dogs. Grill is next to a wooden fence and the neighbor's little yippy dog kept coming up to the fence to bark at me. I threw a hot dog over the fence so he'd stfu.

Later that night when I'm cleaning up, neighbor tells me they got home and the dog was dead on the deck. It was only three years old.

Pretty sure I killed the little motherfucker.

Their seven year old son cried for a week.

>>727421749
Why the fuck don't we have timestamped tits yet?

>>727422169
Are you asking for sources on the fact that mammals want to have sex?

I have severe depression and I never leave the house, except to go to work. I make shitty YouTube videos as an outlet.
https://youtu.be/lcoolbf4Izw

>>727420230
she remembers. she's hoping you don't.

>>727422508
Whatever works my dude.

I've been bipolar for a while now, and when I get depressed, my outlets are usually not as creative, but I do want to start doing some sort of videos

>>727420878
>A month

nobody should get married until they've been together at least a year, wtf

>>727422645
She's a goddamn good actress then, because she was totally normal the next morning.

>>727422508
oh dear. well at least you have an outlet

>>727420878
How old are you two?

>>727421245
fuck your wife better. she's wishing you were more commanding in the bedroom, like strangers/new relationships usually are. because they usually use women and they love the feeling of sex where they're completely used. as much as women say they hate rape 90% of them fantasize about it and want a man to just dominate the fuck out of them and use them like a fleshlight

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I've been a closet sissy fag for my whole life, (mid twenties) and I'm having intrusive thoughts about risky sexual behaviour

like...theres alot of homeless dudes around this garbage town...i'm having repeated fantasies about offering a few of them free blowjobs.

I get really excited even typing this out, fuck.

>>727422685
seriously. what in the actual fuck

>>727422710
of course she was, she was hoping you didnt go to the police or tell your father probably

>>727422798
i second that.
its fucking true.
but i have been telling my bf since we are together. he never changes.

>>727422962
same for me

fuck her while she's sleeping, fuck her in the living room, grab her pussy in public again. when men stop acting like lecherous fuckboys we stop getting excited. it's backwards, i know, most women deny it vehemently and ruin it for the rest of us

i guess 80% of women orgasm during rape and it makes so much sense

>>727422962
Heres the thing about telling your bf about wanting to get rough: he doesn't want to be charged.

I was in a relationship where the girl wanted me to slap her in the face hard and just throw her around. I thought I would be completely willing, but the fear of having a fight with my gf and then having rough sex with her and her going to the cops was a constant fear.

Maybe it was just because she had history of lying about rape and shit like that, but I don't think I could do that to someone unless I completely trusted them with my life

>>727423200
that's a good point. women who are really crazy in the bedroom are more likely to be crazy irl. i guess the sane ones will just have to keep fighting that good fight haha. i wouldn't want to be falsely charged either, if i was in that position

>>727422281
If a hotdog killed it then it was a bad fuckin dog

>>727423106
Exactly. I would love if he just took what he wanted anytime like my es did. Women want to be wanted. By anyone, anytime.
I would porlly love to be raped.
>>727423200
Nah, that is not it. I would never go to the police and he knows that.
He doesnt want to hurt me, because hurting me or seeing me hurt hurts him. Because he loves me, not because he is afraid.

I threw silica gel at a flock of seagulls to see if they'd eat it. One did, so they're probably dead now, which is good, cause fuck seagulls

>>727423200
>Maybe it was just because she had history of lying about rape and shit like that, but I don't think I could do that to someone unless I completely trusted them with my life
>>727423200

Why THE FUCK are you involving yourself with a sociopath?? Are you that much of a desperate beta male that you can pull down better women??

Smash yourself in the face with a hammer. You earned it. After the bleeding stops, ghost her and start looking for a respectable human being to replace her.

I already killed one person

>>727423995
This was a while ago lmao, I'm not with her any more

>>727423995
>respectable human being
>females

Yeeeaahhhhh......

>>727424072
how?

>>727419666
i saw a vagina and i turned gay

>>727424178
I don't blame you tbh

Only thing that keeps me straight is tits, legs and ass.

>>727422798
We have incredible sex since we started the open relationship thing. Sex with us definitely isn't an issue

>>727419666
I'm pretty sure I have head-lice, again.

>>727422962
Why is everyone just accepting that this bitch is posting here without showing tits? You fucking cuck faggots are just carrying on a conversation like everything is normal.

/b/ is dead.

>>727424334
'since we started the thing that makes my wife satisfied'

well, YOU'RE having incredible sex with your wife. your wife is having incredible sex with other men.

>>727424453
because 4chan is no longer a boys club full of complete neets, they all went to /r9k/. normal men don't freak out just because women exist

>>727424098
I hope you learned your lesson, then. You played with fire, son.

>>727420179
Munchausen

I have a friend that cucks me..
She will tell my gf if I dont do as she says.

>>727424558
>4chan
>normal
Pick one

>>727424665
Yeah, stay single because women are fucking insane and too much work atm

>>727424480
Haha. Whatever makes you feel better about yourself.

I can only ever get off to non consentual porn because i have gone past the point where i can think someone would actually want to be with me.

>>727424558
I've never before seen a post more obviously written by a gaping cunt.

>>727421447
Fuck off Jimmy. Mommy has your PBJ ready

I cant jerk it to anything but non consentual porn. Ive gone past the point where i can delude myself into thinking any woman would be into me.

>>727424725
Cucks you how?

>>727424799
yeah dude, you came here to complain about your wife being a slut, and now you're pretending i'm the one with self esteem issues haha

>>727424375
tell those filthy barn animals you live with to go bathe with the flea comb and dog shampoo carepackage you just bought for them.

>>727421749
>Promiscuity is in our DNA.
sounds like self-validating whore-speak to me.

>>727419666
I've been browsing the deep web hoping to stumble upon some pizza, but there's nothing there.

>>727424975
I wasn't complaining

>>727425013
The FBI is definitely not monitoring this thread. Definitely not.

>>727424963
I would rather not say

>>727424901
>neet who can't talk to women irl
>women make me angry b/c i'm a beta male
>disagree with a post, must be a woman
>because i'm a beta male

>>727419989
Mom fingered my backseat car missionary

>>727424976
It's headlice, not fleas.

>>727419851
This

>>727424329
Vaginas look like oddly healed flesh wounds. Cocks not only looks good, but tastes good too! I really like the taste of cum, especially when you worked hard sucking my man's cock.

>>727425122
Tits or gtfo

>>727419971
Tits or gtfo

>>727425230
wha.... nvm, I can see why you keep getting them.

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>>727425320
'kay

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I have a fantasy; Kill a thief or aggressor but within the "legal" (self-defense). The problem that in my country the laws defend more to the scum than to the honest citizen. All thanks to the communist party, politicians cucks and HR.

>>727424480
Fucking hell. What an insecure faggot.

One thing I've learned is there seem to be clearly two types of cuck relationships. In one, the guy is incapable of pleasing the woman, so he satisfies her by proxy. In the other, it's meant to spice up their sex life, often successfully.

The latter scares the fuck out of people like you. You know you're too insecure to get away with anything like that, so you project that onto other people.

Live and let live, I say.

When I was younger my older cousin used to molest me every family sleepove. She would purposely sleep next to me and wake me up super late and kiss me and use my hand to masturbate and shit. Ama

>>727419856
Pics?

>>727425464
I got them the first time from a lardass at school after wearing their sonic hat. I think they came back because even though I got rid of them before, the eggs could've stuck on clothes or something.

>>727425013
I saw cp so heinous that I honestly reported it to the FBI

Was on regular interweb

Those fuckers were sick

Severe depression and lying to my gf about getting help.

>>727425665
Who the fuck is scared by the things other people do in their bedroom? we're just all laughing at the cucks, man. it's not that deep

>>727425711
When I was young, my sister would basically do the same thing. I didn't know for the longest time, but we actually had sex even though I was way to young to be able to do that shit.

Not sure if it fucked me up mentally or not. Apparently my dad used to molest my sister, but I don't have a lot of vivid memories before the age of 8, so I'm not sure what happened lmao

>>727425925
Why would you be too young to be able to?

>>727425891
>Who the fuck is scared by the things other people do in their bedroom?
A fuckton of people on /b/

>>727424842
Honestly I'm in the same situation

>>727426073
Because I didn't have the concept of sex until I was like 10, and didn't hit puberty until 13-14.

>>727419666
Back in the 90's I got catfished on AOL by a guy pretending to be a girl. Agreed to meet up one day and got raped.

>>727426250
Deserved it considering you actually met up

>>727426243
Yeah but you're still capable, even if you don't know how it all works.

It's actually pretty badass that you lost your virginity to your sister though.

>>727426359
Probably but I was 15 and horny

>>727425925
She never made me have sex with her. And honestly I never felt scared while it was happening. A couple of times I even said 'no I just want to go to sleep' and she would say okay and give me a kiss goodnight. I don't think its fucked me up mentally.

>>727422817
Dont blow homeless men jesus use craigslist like a normal person.

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>>727424558

I'm going to take a bath right now

I feel depressed cause i always feel left out and i sometimes feel like i want to die but I always show everyone that i am always happy

>>727424453
Huzzah! 4Chan has fucking rules you faggots...TITS OR GTFO

>>727426363
I guess I was capable in the sense I could get a boner, but its not like I was participating much. From what I remember, I just kind of laid there and she got on top and did the magic.

Had incest fantasies about her for years until I finally broke it, still kind of wonder if she remembers at all.

>>727426421
Yeah, same with me. Its not like I was scared at the time, it was just another activity I did with my sister, but it was always on christmas eve in her bed after our parents went to bed.

Kind of fucked up in hindsight, but hey, I'm not a serial killer so its not all so bad

Im going to cheat my wife with our sons godmother next weekend.

>>727419666
I've cheated on my gf with 9 other women. Tonights going to be number 10

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>>727424558
Your Gash is exposed cunt...I came back to /b/ just to check up this is why all the oldfags moved to other boards because everyone here is a lame cunt its like summer just stayed one year wtf?

>>727426865
What's lucky number 10's name?

>>727424375

I must have given scabies to a lot of people. I had been itching (which I thought was a side-effect to medicine) for at least half a year before an ex contacted me that she was tested positive for scabies. Now it's back. I slept with another ex recently so I guess I first gave it to her and now got it bak again from her.
Not gonna tell her though.

>>727426964
Shawna. Bitch has been basically begging for the dick since her husband wont give her any. Shes probably about a 5/10 to be honest but I'm going to fuck her like I hate her anyways lol

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>>727425122

>>727427243
looks delicious anon

>>727427156
Good man

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>>727425301
TITS OR GTFO WE HAVE RULES HERE!

>>727425654
Dont let them find the body

>>727425888

Do you like having a problem? An excuse? Go join the guy faking schizophrenia.

>>727426250
AOL was the best

>>727427709
Schizo guy here, I don't recommend going to the doctor if you need to pay for your insurance. Great meds though if your country pays for it

I manipulate women to get what I want. Who would suspect the poor innocent guy women abuse.....wgen really you're taking advantage of their mental problems..

>>727428247
How many women have you fucked through manipulation?

>>727427156
Has she cheated before?

>>727425013
If you subscribe to underage model sites they'll start sending you secret pizza websites.

>>727428016
You mean to say the cost of medical care doesn't outweigh the mental benefits of gotten a proper treatment?
I consider myself lucky to be psychoses-free and living in a welfare country, but if nessecary I would gladly admit to a life of paying huge medical bills over the crippling bipolar episodes I've had to endure.

But then again I'm lucky; lithium isn't that expensive. I recently bought 250 grams of lithium for ~€10 from a ceramics supplier, just for fun. It's on display on a shelf in my house.

>>727427156
If you marry someone named Shawna, you know you're gonna get cucked.

I wanna fuck my girlfriend and her sister at the same time

>>727422751
she 17 im 18

>>727422685
i think she want to get married so soon because of the fear of me leaving

>>727430099
I really just want to get balls deep in her sisters ass, it drives me fucking crazy when she walks around in booty shorts

>>727430326
jesus kid live your life first before thinking about getting married

>>727430326
That's a goddamn good reason not to get married

>>727430099
So does every guy whose gf has a hot sister

>>727429955
>>727430099
Checked those double dubs

>>727419666
I`m a reincarnated god. Have used my magic to slowly climb the ladder of politics. Have done magic in public. Materialize objects out of thin air. Mistic schools had to teach me to control my energy, once almost burned a house down because I made fire.

Witness me /anons/!

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Yesterday my cat jumped up into the cabinet and sat there all cutr so I closed the cabinet to mess with her... Then I remembered I trapped her in there four hours later. I'm a fucking monster.

>>727431626
Confident this is all true

>>727431663
The cat probably chilled the whole time

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This is by no means a secret
>OP is a faggot

>>727423462
Plz post tits RN because this rape boner is needing g to be justified.

>>727431429
She's not even that hot, I just want a change of pussy

>>727432086
Pics or gtfo

>>727419971
you can consider yourself a slut then

>>727419666
>>727424777
>>727425333
>>727425888
The heroes right here

>>727433091
I do

>>727432086
This is why monogamy is dumb. I'm in an open relationship and will never go back.

I cheated on my wife with a woman 18 years older than I.

Feel extremely bad about it and will never let myself get tangled up like that again.

>>727432990
I don't have any, she's pretty dumb so I could probably catfish her for some.

>>727421908
>Never joined, but I drove her to guys houses and back

My wife drives me back and forth when I see pros on incalls. Cuckquean, the superior cuck.

I work in a nursing home and gave one old lady anal, and another in the vag. Also gave one old man a hj. He cam buckets

>>727435136 how old ?
and also are you worry about breaking them