Ask a member of the FBI anything

>>727418571
Why do you like to roll play on 4chan?

>>727418637
Because I am a faggot, that;s why

Next

>>727418571

Is Clinton REALLY innocent of committing any crimes?

>>727418637

Sir this is a serious interview. Please ask real questions. Thank you.

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>>727418637
>Roll play

>>727418717

Clinton was cleared of any and all wrongdoing by a Tribunal of her peers.

>>727418729
>>727418717
He's fbi but I'm cia so I outrank him and run this thread now...

>>727418849

Sir this is out of your jurisdiction. Please vacate the premises.

>>727418849
>>727418950
Get a room you two

how many GB's of cp do i have?

>>727418571
What does President Trumps penis taste like?

>>727418571
Can you hire me?

>>727419167

Enough to put you in jail for long enough for you to forget your name.

>>727419197
>>727419041
These two questions imply that agents of the FBI are capable of sexual relations. We are not.

>>727419288
Bring the foreskin of your local drug dealer to you local FBI office and we'll see. He needs to survive AND not be aware that you took it.

>>727418571
I have 2 years of college and 3 years of consecutive work exp, can i get in?

>>727418571
Why do you care about cp so much

>>727419429

I will refer you to the foreskin test
>>727419429


>>727419534
Certain individuals wish to keep the public in the dark about the secret of youth.

>>727419650
Their foreskins are as good as gone.

>>727418571
wa

>>727418571
How do I hack the Nintendo switch

>>727418571
why are you such a fuckin faggot?

(don't deny it, we know it's true since you're a fed)

>>727419811
THIS!!!

>>727419424
>to you local FBI office

I could mail it to you but really? You don't even know I'm in Canada? You guys are just old noobs. Get new staffs. A 15 years old Russian kid could find my IP in half a minute and you don't even know I'm in Canada. Fucking useless paper pushers

>>727419167
ALL OF THEM?

>>727418571
Prove it , timestamp with badges

>>727419811

Hook it up to a microwave and our colleagues at the NSA will have it cracked in no time.

>>727419941
I am a Federal Agent. I have no sexuality.

>>727420059
Maybe we could fax it to them.

>>727420165
You're probably right they're still using fax

>>727418571


does the DOJ fingerprint system in WV also hold DNA profiles?

>>727420224

Fax is an acceptable form of foreskin delivery.

>>727420282

You believe in DNA? Good. Keep believing in it.

How often each day do you masterbate your tiny little cock over your handicapped sisters scrawny little pre pube tits ?

>>727420392


and now I know you are full of shit. Impersonating an FBI agent makes you feel important, loser?

>>727420392
Was it all true, about the Greys and the Blondes?

>>727419167
You only have gb?

>>727420450

Sir. I have no inkling of what you are on about.

>>727420522
I can neither confirm nor deny anything regarding Donald Trump's status as a human being.

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>>727419167
>GBs
>not having TBs in 2017
wew lad

>>727420679
>Sir. I have no inkling of what you are on about.

the only true thing you've said, fucking asshole

In which country do I live?
Or, which continent?

>>727420863

I assure you. I am an agent of the FBI

Ok Jim Comey unmask yourself you fuck because we all know it is you.

>>727420973


you haven't demonstrated any knowledge of FBI workings in any way yet. If you really are FBI, you're retarded

>>727421137

Mr. Comey is not in this thread.

>>727421195

Television has warped the public's view on the FBI you are operating on misconceptions.

>>727421298


enlighten us you delusional faggot

rite then mr big time federal speshial investigaytor for the fbi iv got a bomb and im not afraid to set it off and i want 10 millyon dollars in cold hard currency put into my bank account or im going to blow the wurld up and i mean it and dont even think about trying to trace this ip or even try to send electronic brainwaves because you wont get thru you wont get thru iv got my house all zoned out with copper cable and my demands must be met before i have my next sandwich

>>727418571
Is the truth out there?

>>727421641

If our plan goes right you will die in the next ten minutes of apparent suicide.. The bomb will go off killing apropetemetly 4000 US citizens and Mr. Trump will be able to rally support and invade Mexico.

>>727421737
Truth is what we make of it.

>>727418571
Did you guys kill JFK?
What did the guy you framed for it do?

>>727420392
>You believe in DNA? Good. Keep believing in it.


works for FBI - doesn't believe in DNA evidence

kek

>>727418571
What's the difference between the FBI, the CIA and the NSA?...which one has more power?

>>727422004

They all serve the same agenda.

>>727418637
>roll play

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>>727422004
>which one has more power?
KGB.

>>727418849
CIA can't operate on US soil by proxy US servers. Eat a dick buddy

>>727422157
>>727421952


OP, its time for you to admit that /b has put you in your place and go back to Raven's Cry

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>>727418571
How does it feel to get outgunned by homeland security / CIA?
Did you guys get actually any tasks aside from orders from these services?

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>>727422601
>>727422526
>>727421952
>>727421573

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>>727422911

>>727418571
FBI is full of pedos. Is it true?

>>727418571
How's the food at your building? I would think you guys get good stuff there

>>727418571
Can you use your super hack skills to route traffic to my shit? Thanks fam.
https://youtu.be/lcoolbf4Izw

>>727423018
The Roman Catholic Church is full of pedos too.