I just moved to Berlin, wat do?

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>>727406666
>6666 demands false flag

inb4 berghain

score some cocaine and party
german girls are crazy, they will ride you easily

>>727406666

Go back home Mohammad!

Bar crawls in art district
Eat a fuck load of doner
See Hitler bunker site and the remains of the wall
Take a train to Munich because Bavaria is cooler

>>727406666
Dat body though....

Try some girls. Most of them are very good fun to fuck

>>727406666

Go back where you came from Nigga!

>>727406666
Sauce?

>>727406666
show them your quads, nigger

>>727408414
joanna kutcha
half polish half irish

>>727406666
move, before you get another 6
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Go to a fisting party and get your ass fisted

>>727408677
kuchta*

>>727408677
Does she escort?

>>727406666
I hear getting raped by an immigrant is nice

>>727408348
It's cool bro, I'm white and wealthy, think will move to Amsterdam next when I become bored here

berlinfag here
depends on your interests:
partying w/ sex: kitkat club
partying w/ drugs: berghain (tough to get into)
good restaurants: depends on price range
culture: we got numerous theatres, concert halls, etc.
what kind of person are you? what do you want to spend? what are your interests?

Find slutts and coment here prices and services

>>727406666
watch out for migrants

probs best to stay in, tbh

>>727410523
get back to your bunker and eat some more cookie dough...

>>727406666
just be patient, an immigrant will be with you soon to mug and kill you

>>727406666
sisyphos is the place you want to go... Or maybe just wait few week for better weather, but definitely bookmark that place, its a blast.

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I stabbed a woman in a bar....In Berlin!

>>727410199
berlinfag as well
what about Wilde renate?

>>727406666
get rapped by a refugee

>>727412155
really? did they spit sick lyrical flow?

>>727406666
stay and wait for the nukes

move to a nicer part of germany

don't eat doner if you don't want to be seen as a raghead lover.

>>727407042
Fuck berghain. Go to watergate.
Check warshower streiss or whatever the fuck it is called.

>>727412059
never been there, sounds not too bad

learn to speak muslim

>>727406666
Build that wall again, east Germany is a shit hole.

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>>727406666
Get drunk on the streets and leave your bottles for the homeless

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>>727409931
And their food is amazing

>>727406666

Take lots of drugs and dance to techno every night of the week. Berlin is my dream vacation

>>727406666
If you are a girl come visit me
if you are a guy kys.

>>727416104
I don't hang out with poor dweebs anyway.

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>>727407042
>>727413194
fuck both of you
Void fpr leif

Get into the psytrance and techno movement, start doing ecstasy and actually end up having the best time of your life

>>727406666

Recreate the National Socialist Workers Party & preheat the ovens to 420 degrees

>>727413194
this post gave me cancer
go home you fucking tourist

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>>727406666
prostitution is legal, so there ya go

>>727410199
I'm staying in the mitte/prenzlauerberg for three days on a budget trying to get as much history and local flavor as I can, any suggestions?

wear diapers 24/7

>>727407042
Meh, watergate is cool but not insanly fun

>>727406666
>I just moved to Berlin, wat do?

Come to my place and lets fuck if you have a pussy

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>>727418082
That's the most german thing you could do. But to be true Deutsch you have to film yourself filling the diaper in a crowded subway. Only then do you join the ranks of the Aryan master race, along with Taylor Swift and /pol/.