Do you ever wish you were black? Be honest.

why would anyone want to be a nigger

i am black and i wish i wasn't

>>727406102
not even once
but then i'm not an American so I haven't been raised to think being white is a shameful thing

No. I don't want to be followed around in 7-11. Why would anyone?

>>727406102
yeah all the time
the idea of waking up black one day

id grab a piece of chicken, sip some coolaid
then grab my illegal firearm and then shoot myself

Yes, so I could have a reason to kill myself

>>727406102
And you op, do you ever wish you were not retarded? Be honest.

It's honestly never even crossed my mind. I have wished that I were a girl before though.

>>727406102
I sometimes do. Black people appear less beta, that's a fact I must admit even as being whitey. But people also expect less intelligence from a black person, so I'm unsure what to think. I once dreamed that I woke up as a black man. I was just like "hmm... Ok!"

hell no
being white in japan is as close as i wanna get to being a nigger

racism sux

>>727406102
Nah, I'm comfortable in my own skin. It's like asking a SJW if they'd ever wished to be a white cis male.

>>727406102
No fucking way.

>>727406102
Nope

>>727406102
Only when I'm asking myself existential questions such as;
"what it is?"
"what it do?"
"where da white women at?"

>>727406164
theres a difference between a black and a nigger you degenerate

i wouldnt mind being half black

>>727407002
This is the first time I've legitimately Kek'd in a while.
Thanks anon.

>>727406102
I wouldn't mind being blacked.

if I could keep my brain and gain a BBC + 2-4" of height + 10 lbs muscle I'd absolutely make the jump to black

>>727406102
There was a time in my teens that I was so into Rap that I hated my white voice and wished I was black.

White guy here. Sometimes I like to pretend im black when nobody is looking

>>727407358
You realize that white guys on average are taller than black guys right? What makes you think you'd grow taller?

>>727406102
Thies picture. Duuude...Am I the only one who cringe a lot. I mean, look at this. His bigger balls are probably in the ass crack of the fuck below him. This is faggotry is the level of faggotry and cuckolding I expect from you all beta, Sissi.

>>727406253
1- you spelled kool-aid wrong. Have respect for my culture
2- black people don't shoot them self. We shoot other black people

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>>727406102
I honestly wish I weren't.

Well once. That was so fucked up. Everyone should be happy with themselves.

>>727407674
only because they are malnourished

>>727407674
did you just assume I was white? racist.

>>727406710
Yeah they are definitely Alpha. We took their family here against their will. They have a lower IQ. After we decided to let them be free we put them in the housing areas we wanted them. They can't raise their own kids. We have to pay for all their stuff. That was all very Alpha

>>727408251
except impregnating someone and having someone else raise your kids is exactly what an alpha would do.

>>727408308
No it's something that someone with a low IQ would do.

>>727408407
unless you are a literal retard IQ doesn't matter much. do you really think the average low test cuck with a 105 IQ on reddit is more alpha than Marshawn Lynch?

>>727408467
avarage iq of niggers are in the 70s
that IS retarded

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>>727408559
it's actually 85 which is high enough to use a glock and fuck your gf while you are away at your engineering job

>>727408467
I don't think that's a comparison. I think being more intelligent no matter how much is always better therefore more Alpha. Obviously people that have 150 IQs a lot of times are nerdy and lack the other alpha qualities.

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>>727408614
>it's actually 85
NOPE

>>727408614
Maybe but she's not that desperate I don't think.

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>>727408647
lmao yeah that must be why when the average person thinks of "alpha male" they immediately think of the math team and not a dumb jock that is fucking 2 cheerleaders at once.

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No thanks not in the mood to be a subhuman

>>727408680
85 among african americans which are the only black people that are fucking your gf

>>727408724
I think I was in Alpha as a businessman that has a lot of money. If you think just being a dumb jock is an alpha then there are alphas everywhere. LOL

The best part of my life is no be a nigger

>>727408860
>If you think just being a dumb jock is an alpha then there are alphas everywhere.

well... yeah. there are a lot more dumb jock types fucking hot girls than billionaires.

>>727408791
Nope. She wouldn't stoop to that level. In your dreams little guy.

>>727408791
anon thats called cherry picking

also not even american
also african children dont even pass the mirror test
its fair to say niggers are retarded

>>727408928
ahahaha so naive it's actually cute

>>727408680
Lol thought you were talking about african americans. Even they don't give a fuck about africans

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>>727406102

Not once. EVER!

>>727408948
america is the only country that matters faggot. please leave this american website, cuck.

>>727408954
Well I don't have AIDS yet so she must not be

When I was in highschool I wanted to be black, theyre always good friends with the rich white kids, they always have the best hookups, and they get the selection of the finest white bitches.

>>727408978
a niggers a nigger no matter where hes from

>>727409024
HIV can take years to show symptoms. get tested man.

>>727406102
No

A 7" dick and not being target practice for the local PD is enough for me to stay white forever.

>>727409073
more white people get shot annually than blacks

black lives matter is a stupid meme movement based on a lie. if you don't want to get shot then do what police tell you to do.

>>727406102
Never, I don't want to go to prison and live in a shitty neighbourhood

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>>727408614
HA HA!!!

Jokes on you. I don't have a girlfriend.

I have a boyfriend. And, you're a fag....

>>727406102
fuck no

>>727406102
yes. just going around and slur nigga this nigga there

Fuck no

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>>727408981
and he was right LULZ hope the dindus like their chinese overlords better

>>727406102
not at all. as a white mid class male it's bad enough.

Only for the welfare.

But realistically, I'm proud to be white and not only under my feet or palms.

>>727406710
having less to live for, and not caring about consquences =/= alpha

>>727407030
>>727407030
There's litteraly NO benefits from being black. Ever.

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>>727411905

Unless you're trying to not be seen at night.

Or, you don't want bums coming up and asking for money.

>>727406102
Ive actually never wished to be black ever. And im not racist. Just would never wanna be black. They can keep their "big dicks".

>>727412817

and AIDS

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>>727413016
Not really

>>727412978
There is seriously nothing hotter than a pale white girl with a huge black cock in her mouth. MMMMM.

So many times where I wish I could have played the race card.

>>727407030
Only if you're a dirty race-mixer. Get some fucking pride, mudshark.

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>>727406102

>>727406253
Only one problem with your fantasy: where da white women at?

>>727406102

Not a day goes by where I wish I were black, or any other race for that matter. I would almost surely lose my blonde hair and opportunities would be harder to come by. I love being white.

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>>727406102

The nigger is still getting assfucked.

>>727407030

I think you mean to say that while all blacks are niggers,…

Not all niggers are black

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>>727413426

>>727406102
no.

No. I fully understand the privilege of being a white male. Not giving that shit up.

>>727408680

So how exactly do you conduct an I.Q. test on a person that can't read and calculate?

>>727413861

I wish i OWNED a black. Now we are all trying to make AI robots at 10x the price.. instead of 1 black

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>>727413426

That's like saying "There's nothing tastier than a New York style cheesecake with a giant steaming log of shit on it. MMMMM."

>>727406102
No. They have more troubles than I'll ever have. I feel badly for all the crap they go through but I'm glad it's not me.

yeah, but just for a day so I could call everyone niggas

>>727409963
Cracker isn't a term that is used in Africa.

>>727414294
If you're going into academia (specifically in America) you are incredibly privileged to be black. First choice for schools, internships, jobs, you name it.

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>>727414347

Even better, you can go around calling everyone "Niggers", and you don't even have to be one.

>>727414598
Yet 99% of them are still fuckups.

>>727406164
/thread

>>727407030
Actually there isn't.

>>727406102

No Never.

Who the hell does?

>>727406102
Only when i play basketball tbh

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>>727414851

Maybe black people?

Nah.. Nevermind.

What was I thinking??

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>>727409963

Actually a Chinese guy shouldn't necessarily point his finger.

>>727406102
I'm tall, white, rich and have a big dick.

Blacks wish they were me lol.

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>>727409301

Actually as it turns out, he was the one trying to rob Micheal Brown. Brown sold him drugs and gave him cigarillos for it. He came to pick them up later but the curry niggers refused to give them to him.

>>727406102

What's with the flood of coalburning threads this morning? Who's doing this?

>>727408680
N Korea >105 LUL. What a shitty test

>>727406164
This. Delete thread.

>>727408948
What's the mirror test?

>>727406711
Japs xenophobic?

>>727415463

Somehow, I find this unlikely.

>>727415520
CTR/JIDF

They've been doing it non stop for over a year. Anyone got the screencap exposing their agenda?

>>727415312
I'm just like you!
Except I'm short, black, poor and have a small dick........
Yeah, I wish I was you.

>>727406102
HA I'd rather be dead

>>727409175
Underrated.

>>727406102
No

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I´m the niggest, OP.

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>>727416044

>Somehow, I find this unlikely.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/michael-brown-ferguson-unarmed-black-teenager-cctv-new-video-latest-questions-a7625651.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/11/us/michael-brown-ferguson-police-shooting-video.html

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/03/13/us/ferguson-michael-brown-surveillance-footage/

>>727406195
Same, especially when surrounded by white people they just bother you about you being black, pic unrelated

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you must be shitting me

>>727406102
Nahh I'm mulatto.

>>727406102
Wtf is with blacks and insecurities, nobody cares

>>727416998
I lost!! Fuck you sudo-OP i hope you die

No, I am half white and half brown. Which allows me to look white, thus gaining white privilege, and make racist jokes without being labelled a racist white guy.

>being unironically racist
Fucking Normie's

>>727415416
Why do you have this photo?

>>727406102
I'm fine the way I am. If people focused more on that, they wouldn't have so many insecurities, racism and patriotism would slowly disappear, etc.

Why do people feel so bothered about everyone/everything else instead of focusing on being satisfied with the way they are? Oh well.

Also, I'm more hung than most black guys, so I don't really get triggered. Kek

>>727414687
Yes, the creme of the share-crop is garbage. Maybe that's why we had to herd them for so long. So worthless their own people gave them up.

>>727415312
They do. Hell, I do. Wish I was the fictional person you pretend to be. Face it: there is not one rich, white, endowed male on this site.

>>727419327
So you're a racist, but that's OK because you're not labeled as one? Blame the white man. Typical half-breed spic.

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>>727407245

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>>727406102

>>727406102
no, i wish i was jewish tho. its like a special club of privilege

>>727406102

Nope sorry. All the disadvantages with being black are not worth of little bit bigger dick in average. I would be probably uglier and less intelligent in average. Also I would have zero diversity when over 99% of my race would have black eyes and black hair. I love my blue eyes and blond hait really much<333 Also I tend to stand out from masses which has been very useful in dating markets.

i.e. I would loose so much compared to what I have now that it's not worth it.

P.S. I don't think you could find real White person on this planet that would really want to be black if it was actually possible by just pressing button or taking pill. Same probably goes with other races too. There's simply too many disadvantages...

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>>727406102

>>727407002

KEK

>>727407358

Fucking idiot. Caucasians are tallest race on average. Also Caucasians are the most "strongly" build race. That's why every strongman champion is some Caucasian giant.

>>727418589
>pic unrelated
Stupid nigger

>>727408095

African-Americans are shorter on average than European-Americans. Also Native-Europeans are much taller than black people in Europe.

Google and Wikipedia are your friends.

>>727406102
This black stuff gets boring, tbh.

>>727420748

/thread

>>727406102
Only to try and get scholarships. If I was black or gay people would throw money at me, but I am not so I get hosed.

>>727420748
>zero diversity when over 99% of my race would have black eyes and black hair
Many people believe this, when it is obvious, most people in general tend not to stand out among each other, and tend to look somewhat alike, provided they're of the same race.