Does /b/ lick ass?

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>>727396137

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Try to keep it straight fags

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or does /b/ like getting their asshole licked

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yes

>>727396278
Yes, both

i'm down to lick some ass but getting my asshole licked is for fags

>>727396278
both.
I eat my asian girlfriend's ass almost every day after she gets out of the shower.
Love having my ass licked as well.

Ew... that's where poop comes from.

>>727396761
op
dont you feel kinda gay for getting your asshole licked

>>727396137
yesssss
>>727396278
only had it once in a FMF threesome, was fantastic

i once had a girl give me a rusty trombone. came pretty quickly

Im going to attempt it with this new girl. she is a little more kinky and has a very clean and puckered asshole.
never done it before though.

how does one broach the subject? we are going away for a week next week for a sex holiday pretty much.
(rented a place in iceland in the middle of no where so we can fuck for a week)

>>727397479
when things start to get heated, just flip her onto her back and start kissing down her spine slowly.
Then don't stop until you get to her ass.
Then spread her cheeks and lick with a flat tongue from her ass hole to her tailbone.

>>727397479
easy
just bend her over and make her think you're gonna fuck her doggy style
then lick her v and her a in a one lick motion
if you want then, focus on her v or her a, which ever you prefer.

I lick that shitter like an apple fritter every chance I get, nothing gets the missus going like tongue punching her fartbox while I'm fingering her clit

I've eaten ass on every girlfriend I've had. They love it. I love it.

I really don't get why guys make such a big deal to do it
>>727397479
You don't 'approach the subject'. When you're going down on her and you feel like you want to lick her ass, do it, slip your tongue down there for a cheeky lick and then if she doesn't flip out (I had one flip out, was crazy) then spend some more time down there and now you both have a nice new thing.

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>>727396137
I do it because it is nasty as fuck and makes my horny and my gf loves it because its so intimate to do such stuff you cannot talk about with your friends ...

different reasons, one goal

>>727398518
90% time "did you just lick my ass?" "yes" "isnt it bad down there?" "no, now shush" is the usual conversation after licking at their ass for the first time. If you do it after letting her know you want to she will be nervous so go for it while she is really enjoying having her pussy eaten, preferably while she is climaxing.

>>727396137
yeah

>>727398561
>nasty as fuck
what kind of people do you even get it on with....

>>727398633
Oh, I like to be dominated, maybe that makes it clearer.

>>727399058
>frenchkiss here
hnnnng

>>727399058
if that was my gf's ass...yes...i'd lick her asshole

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>the view when she's about to sit on your face

>>727399349
yes, that's what I am talking about.

Yall making me hungry

>>727399604
nigger detected
abandon thread

Hell fucking yes!!! i did it alot to my ex its fucking awesome... ofc u need to do a little planning its not something you just do... also she did it alot on me there is no better feeling ;)

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>>727399551

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should i post more of her posing for her butthole to be eaten tho?

>>727400387
yes do it!

>>727400387
looks tasty

>>727400407
>>727400437
here's most of it

http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/5286137/Angela-On-Holiday
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/5287216/Angela-On-Holiday-2

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>>727400735

>>727396953
Are you homophobic?

>>727396953
it's the thought that some chick is so into you that she is willing to do something so dirty. feels good too

>>727396761
why the emphasis on "asian girlfriend"

>>727401194
>homophobic
>phobia
>fear
what you consider homophobic is not a fear tho. it's normal and logical to despise homosexuals for being an abomination and an infection in society tho

>>727398561
>eating nigger ass

Sometimes theyll hesitate and say "hey" but once they realize your not grossed out its game on i always eat ass

>>727396137
Lick no. Tongue-fuck yes.

>>727401468
Cause asian gfs are the best my ex was asian too best sex i ever had.

>>727396696
You have a large closet.

Hell fucking yes.
Lick it, then fuck it.

>>727401722
im an asian guy, most asian girls are too frigid/conservative to do anything. thats when i decided to go for white girls instead, currently dating a nymphomaniac white girl who demands sex, but she is also borderline crazy. wat do

Always use baby wipes just in case the dude that used to fuck your bitch trained her.

>>727401468
Because she is petite, takes care of herself, and freaky as hell due to parental pressure all her life.
Fucking awesome in bed.

>>727401827
That's because asian girls only put out for tall fit white guys.

>>727401827
Never stick dick in cray cray.. good sex tho.. but a world of butt hurt.

>>727401678
This. They like it more than they'll admit the first few times too

>>727401880
that is a solid point. it's either they turn out like your gf, or they turn into socially awkward hermits.

>>727396696
Hahahahhahahahahahaha... virgin.

>>727401827
Ah yeah maybe i was talking out of my ass i only met a couple of asians so mayb i just got lucky hehe. And just fuck her and hope she dont get borderline addicted to you.

>>727397479
Just go for it.. either she say no no or she say yes yes..

>>727402018
she already is..been dating 2 years and im sick of her shit but i dont know how to break up without the follow up dramas

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>>727401512
I agree with you

Licking asshole is disgusting and is very likely you can get parasites trying it.

>>727402256
Not if its clean.

The longer I stay married and the further in between fucks the shorter the list of shit I'm willing to do.. not ready to let her dropp a duce on my junk yet though.. but we will get there eventually.

>>727396137
Yes and have done lots of times kinda like the pick but I go further from behind and stick my fingers up her pussy and grab the Boney muscular part then tounge ouch the fuck out of her asshole gaurnteed squirts
I have had my ass licked before but I find it a little uneasy and feels too weird for me

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Used to be my ultimate fetish but once i started dating and heard (and smelled) girls farts it put me off.
>only want to do it now after drinking

>>727402124
The only way is for her to dump you. Make her find a new turkey.. been there.. the dude before me thanked me for being the horny idiot I was and I praise the lord for that stupid fucker she left me for.

>>727402124
Well i dunno i was sick of my ex too but now shes gone and i miss her like crazy.

>>727396137
yes, pretty normal foreplay for me and my gf
got licked my asshole once, didn't enjoyed it felt kinda gay so meh

I like the implications that come from ass licking, that the licker is degrading themselves to such a level that they're licking the place where vile shit comes out of

But no, I wouldn't lick ass and I wouldn't want a girl to lick mine. It's a very dirty place.

Maybe if they invent a pill that dissolves human waste in such a way that you pee 100% of the waste of your body and you never shit anymore, then I would lick this immaculate ass that never poops.

>>727402847
Funny thing is tho if its clean (wich it must be) it tastes even less then pussy haha...

>>727396137
Would if I had one

Love licking and love getting licked. Too bad my gf isnt into it

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>>727402847
I agree with this


I'm not trying to get sick

someone should post some delicious buttholes

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>lick gf's ass, she gets totally wet and just moans
haven't done anal, but still lick her ass on a daily basis

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Of course

>>727396137
or does /b/ suck ass?
yes. yes it mostly does.

>>727405120
>daily basis
So you're almost her toilet paper replacement

95+% of assholes are repulsive but the other 5% sure I'll lick

>>727396811
If I taste poop it's a bonus, makes my cock diamonds

>>727405229
it's not my fault you've been with disgusting girls who don't shower every day, if you have been with any that is

>>727396137
Nope, my sex life is not based on porn.

>>727402847
Then you would chug that chunky brown piss you nasty little fucker?

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>>727405668
>brown piss
you need to get hospitalised asap

I don't think my wife ever came hardee than when I first licked her ass while fingering her pussy. Now I eat ass all the time.

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>try to eat ass
>girl surprise farts in my mouth thinking I'm into it
>mfw

>>727401699
He gets it

>>727396137
I only eat white and super clean girls' ass.
Asshole must be pink. Browns are disgusting

I love to eat my wifes ass even on a shitty day and especially after the gym it makes me cock hard. I had my doodoo box licked a coupled of times but its not rele my thing doesnt make me feel gay it jus kinda tickled and did nothin for my pp

>>727405518
That wasn't my point but nevermind

>>727406479


You sound like a anus licking connoisseur

https://www.reddit.com/r/mbewnrop/comments/5yps0e/megan_rain_18_year_old_step_sister_fuck/

>>727406479


can you tell what year the girl was after tasting her anus?

I only eat petite asian ass.
They take care of themselves.

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>>727406479
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>>727405676
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I think I fucked something up.

>>727406567
I just did it with 4 or 5 girls and all of them were happly surprised

>>727406644
I wouldn't

>>727406613
No man, i'm not an ass sommelieur :D

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Would eat

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>>727407143
but this?

Yup, I sniff it too. Nothing better than a girl who will let you sniff her ass and edge for an hour or two