/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

Why are IDs even gone?

Post pictures of catface plox.

hawkes bay nudes plox

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>>727387892

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Dunedin reporting, count down until the news has a field day with Hyde street approaching one day remaining

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>>727387722

Was a nice night for a walk tonight.

>>727387722
Nelson reporting in

Anyone know how to get into the local/car/skid meet scene?

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holy fuck ignore this thread and check out snap chaty .me right now

>>727387722
Palmy ere

Rimming experiences?

>>727389328
Amen. Did you go for a walk though, or are you just saying?

And if you did where'd you go?
I also went for a walk. I went to the supermarket and picked up some pork chops and a fantastic pinot noir. Also picked up some meth and some underage maori girls.

Hi everyone, I need help urgently.
The last year and a half has been the worst time in my life, my girlfriend of 4 years left me, my parents ignore and wont help me, I've slept on the streets multiple times each month now and I have just run out of options. I have no one in my life who cares about me and I can't find a job or anyway to feed myself. I really dont like posting this begging people for money but its got to a point where I have too.
If you could please help me out, you do not understand how much I would appreciate it. As little as $5 can help me feed my self for a bit longer.
Here is my bank number: 06-0365-0073464-50

God bless you all, have a good night

>>727389965
0800 559 009

>>727389965
fuck off cuckhold

>>727389929
Ok.

>>727390175
kek this bitch added me on snapchat. she loves dick pics

>>727390175
>>727390218
name?

>>727390175
I KNOW HER

>>727390175
If you have nudes, you better.

>>727390218
Name?

>>727389965
Where abouts are you, anon?

>>727390750
We'll there's that certificate on the wall that says ...Berkley

>>727387892
ummmm...

>>727389965
Nah give me money.

Why you ask? because I'm honest and won't make up a sob story, I just want free money

03-1750-0845242-000

>>727391094
North shore Auckland

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>>727390750
>>727390545
adele.rossx

>>727391409
fuck off anonnz

Rotovegas reporting. Milos all around?

>>727391192
Shes hot.

Made an NZD profile tonight.
What's up fullas?

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>Christchurch

>>727389965
where are you faggot anon?

>>727391621
thanks big D

>>727392889
Go to bed, fool

>>727392961
shut up idiot

>>727393035
please be nice, no rude posting

>>727392961
soon

Anyone who lives in North Island, is fucked over by each foreign race, every day.

>>727393079
fuck up cunt u a bitch ass nigga

>>727387722
Sup faggots, I'm in fucking Oslo. What are you all still doing in New Zealand?

>>727393410
rude

Catface nudes anyone?

>>727393368
would help if it was focused better..

How's it going tonight, q?

>>727393368
We got a live one here boys

catdick pls

>>727391857
Here he is!

>>727391738
Where you at? I'll suck you off.

>>727393501
hot damn, I'll take six

>>727393527
I had to chop a whole 10mp off my front camera for 4chan to accept the filesize... Lol

I'm all good. And you?

>>727393590
Too bad I don't have a dick...

>>727393590
i've been wanting to try suck a dick for some time now. how do i go about it? i'm not gay though

>>727393677
>girl without a dick

loldropped

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Post you're jams, /nzg/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXzVzxdwYxo

any north shore people here

anyone got pics of catface? i need a good wank

>>727393737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trDFi_zSttQ

Literally best rap song, bar none

>>727393677
fucking 10mp.. jesus /b/.

Not fucking bad at all.

Taita

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>>727387892
>>727393501
>>727393557
>>727393753

>>727393830
not that kind of cat.

>>727393876
I'd much prefer people post these Cats

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>>727393677

>>727387722
I work for a rubbish company and found a memory card in a phone in Auckland cbd, il post some of the pics in tomorrow night's thread if anyone's interested, has some fucked up shit on it, lemme know if your keen

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>>727393876
>>727393910
The masses have spoken

>>727393970
just post it now, shitlord

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>>727393775
Motherfuck, I wants me a lowrider

>>727393941
Tits out for the boys

>>727394047
I'm about to go to bed mate start work at 3am

>>727394076
What kind of fucked up shit is it then?

>>727394062
>ywn sip fourties on the curb with your niggas in 90's South Central LA

brb suicide

>>727394170
Il chuck it in my phone and post some shit for ya now mate

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>>727394172
>You will NEVER have a Good Day
Wait for me, cousin

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>>727394063

>>727394407
Well, Q is horny tonight...

>>727394433
is she not always somewhat honry?

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>>727394407

Still waiting for catface nudes

>>727394407
you look like someone that accidentally lactates at work despite having never been pregnant

>>727394795
I am happily in love and just not that kind of girl okay.

>>727394862
How?

>>727394862
>she has a kid (or two?)

>>727394904
>One and done

>>727394864
>love

>>727394407
Protip:They look better when you sit up

>>727395048
brotip those ones dont

>>727394407

Not had sex in 4 years, let me fuck you please!

>>727395121
tits are tits, who cares?

post more, plaese.

>>727395256
dude, no

>>727395256
you must be a faggot

>>727393696
You the guy in the BOP?

Anyone have any old ex-gym gear in Invercargill? Esp a preacher bench or leg extension machine

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>>727395263
I mean, each to their own though right?

>>727395503
post feet

>>727394269
How's the fucked up shit going?

>>727395503
Requesting pics of you after losing some weight

>>727395503
Fucken ay

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>>727394170
Let me red pill you fuckers real quick...

global warming/climate change is in large part a scam. it is an industry unto itself and they want worldwide "carbon taxes" on top of that. it is an insidious thing far beyond that even.

you won't understand wtf i'm talking about unless you look into these things for yourself. so, you can do that (takes effort)... or (more likely) you'll just write me/trump off as anti-science hillbillies or whatever. that's the easier option as you're being told to do that by those that follow that agenda.

did you know having ice cap is an anomaly? did you know that the earth has been ice cap free for ~90% of its existence? did you know by definition ice caps only exist during ice ages? did you know we are at the tail end of a CURRENT ice age now? did you know the caps extended as far down as missouri/kentucky just 20,000 years ago and have been receding ever since that peak? did you know the caps are going bye-bye even if every person on the planet disappeared 20,000 years ago?

post catface pls

>>727395582
Who said I wanted to lose weight though? I'm happy and I don't require your approval to be, so...

>>727395503
i'd rather see tits, than not see any tits at all.

>>727395655
tl;dr?

>>727395655
Nice y axis labels idiot

>>727395722
Think of the small animals you step on

>>727395796
But I'm a small size 7 shoe so..

>>727395796
>>727395819
Not to mention I can see my feet.

>>727395655
And if it was real, our farms would be more productive so all good

>>727395857
Algood sis, I was just joking and thanks for sharing

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>>727395503
I prefer them when they aren't sitting up IMO.

Also no fog tonight.

>>727395727
would you prefer me to draw you a stick man diagram so it's easier for you to understand, faggot?

>>727396112
Yes

>>727396083
You bunch are hard to please.

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>>727396217
Then stop trying? Just post however you want.

what's the vola my dudes

>>727396217
just post tits, pleases most of us. :)

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>>727396282
My new phone is hard to hold lmao

>>727396282
Hes right tbh

Good morning! Sockanon reporting in from Cologne! Where are my b/ros?

>>727396388
get a selfie stick?

>>727396396
yeah, fuck the haters tbh.

>>727396388
Timestamp.

>>727396388
ok now show pussy

>>727396388
Timers mirrors etc

>>727396441
Ugh I'm not gay enough to use a selfie stick. It's just huge and kinda heavy but I'll get used to it.

>>727396458
Being this new.

>>727396526
Haha. Youre kidding right? :D

>>727396502
this guy gets it

>>727390175
Serious case of hobbit fingers on this one

>>727396526
fair enough not using one tbh, but as >727396504 said, maybe try using a mirror?

>>727396584
I am masturbating to these pictures

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>>727396504
That was with a timer, much easier.

>>727391241
$50 heading your way.

>>727389965
Not yours tho.

>>727396688
pot vag?

>>727396688
we've already seen your tits. show pussy, faggot

>>727396735
No.

Only faggots on New Zealand Threads lately.

Bend over

>>727396804
faggots and cuckholds

>>727396845
It is horrible. When have the threads gone to waste?

>>727396895
prolly since goofbro left

>>727396688
post the view from the ground up if you get what i mean?

>>727396949
When was that? I have only been recent in the threads in 2014. Long time ago. Met 4 really nice guys from the threads. Where have those gone?

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>>727396952

>>727397107
Brilliant

>>727387722
Hey Aussiecuck scumbag fucks. This is. It ok. You are in violation of cyber immigration laws and commiting acts of terrorism by dancing across America's virtual borders. This is illegal cyber immigration and is no longer tolerated. Please abandon this thread and return to your own country's cyberspace. And I use the term country loosely. THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR FUCKING AMERICANS ONLY! AUSSIECUCK FAGGOT ASSES BELONG BACK IN FUCKING AUSTRALIA!

>>727397107
heavy hangers

>>727397107
let me know if you're wanting a creampie. willing to drive

>>727397221
They are an Ecup

>>727396281
b0bnd3vw

>>727397107
that's perfect. thank you.

now do the opposite? top to bottom view?

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want noodz?

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>>727397234

>>727397361
listen if we gonna fug i'm going in bareback and i'm not pulling out

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Pop quiz time!
Names these boobies,win a prize!

>>727397294
Yeah I wanna see some kronkock.

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>>727397285

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>>727397454

>>727397426
Well, the only birth control I can use is a condom so nope.

>>727397477
post vag q

>>727397477
DTF?

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>>727397294
>>727397454
>>727397504

>>727397477
nice dubs.

>>727397518
she won't post her vag, deal with it.

>>727397518
NAH I'm about to head out

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>>727397294
>>727397454
>>727397504
>>727397543

>>727397535
Depends what you look like.

>>727397589
5"9, fat, chink and 3 inch dick

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>>727397584

>>727397584
Nice. Name / location ?

>>727393368
>>727393941
>>727394407
>>727395503
>>727396388
>>727396688
>>727397107
>>727397477
Oink.

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>>727397640

>>727397589
My mum says I'm handsome

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>>727397641
>>727397640
>>727397679

Ex gf from Chch thats all i want to say

>>727397640
She aight. Age/location/how often do you fugg

>>727397640
She has weird midget arms

>>727397567
post more of your boobs before you leave, please.

>>727397679
Q do this

>>727397731
Q do this or GTFO

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>>727397792
?

>>727397792
Nigh nighs

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>>727397840
Nite

Why the fuck are you Aussiecuck scumbag fucks still here? GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR FUCKING AMERICANS ONLY!

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anyone even lurking?

>>727397916
t r i g g e r e d

>>727397891
wow how much do you have?
Any facial or bj or anything ?

>>727397923

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>>727397947
Shes an ex, ive like 1000s and videos.

>>727398003
Shit, I hope you got her permission to post these.

Vola some videos ?

>>727398003

>>727391972
cute

>>727397966
Fuck thats the good shit !

>>727398003
>>727398060
this

>>727396692
Wait, did that legit work? Fucking aye

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>>727397923
No.
No one ever lurks these threads.
Ever.

>>727397966
I'm the guy who posted these. On my way to work so you faggots have to wait another day for the videos. I've nearly 4GB of stuff on her. The dirty whore.

>>727398003
>>727398060
>>727398310
Do it !

>>727398003
b0bnd3vw

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>>727399000

>>727399000
Nice digits

>>727398485
She cheat on you?

>>727398003
Alright you have my attention
Show me a picture of her with cum on her face

>>727400304
Also someone gimme some tunes to jam to
been listening to gambino recently so that sorta vibe

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>>727400304
Why would someone do that? Just go on the internet and lie like that?

>>727399186
Of course. She's a Maori.

To be fair I cheated a few times first and she caught me...

>>727400709
Well ofcourse you did. She is a Maori.

>>727400304
Dunners also.
Probs not killing myself tonight either, unfortunately.
What up with you?