New Celeb Thread: JLaw Edition
>celebs come to /b/ to get their egos stroked
We already gave you our honest opinion. We arn't gonna wait around for your die-hard fans to go and proxy-stuff the ballot.
Ari looks like a chonga with so much makeup it looks like an iced coffee cake, selena is 98% there already - just needs to get her eyebrows tatted on.
Next up is AndroEmma.
Then the trannyJenner's and plasticDashians, who belong in the trash.
I'm interested how USA came to have such low average height. The quality of life is good, people who emigrated there were probably not the shortest (often height correlates with otherwise good genes, and back in the time you had to have some brains and balls to travel there).
What happened? Over here I haven't met a single American at least as tall as me, and I'm a girl.
>>727382647
Emma Stone looks ok. Emma Roberts seems nice. Nicole Kidman is pretty. Keira Knightley is attractive.
In addition, they can act (unlike Lawrence) and don't look like annoying students (unlike Arianna).
Hell, even TayTay is ok.
>>727383451
MEXICANS you idiot
I don't really care for JLaw.
>>727383451
Post her feet
>>727383451
>Emma Roberts seems nice
Word is she's a [psycho bitch.
>>727383490
>>727383215
vote?
>>727383490
JLaw needs to lose 10lbs and give it to Tay.
>>727383481
But even the white (light brown hair, green eyes) people are midgets. Wtf.
>>727383499
If you insist.
>>727383542
At least looks-wise she's ok. I don't care for their personalities.
>>727383768
I'd eat her ass
>>727383606
I can't think of a single place on Earth I rather put my tongue than inside of her sweaty, stinky, post-match shit hole.
>>727383815
I like British women.
Post more of her feets.
>>727383768
You got issues if you think JLaw needs to lose weight. I don't really find her attractive, but she looks perfectly healthy and normal to me.
>>727383815
>At least looks-wise she's ok. I don't care for their personalities.
her face just seems to get longer, and longer, and.....
>>727383825
no
holy fuck ignore this thread and check out snap chaty .me right now
>>727383947
boo
>>727383930
>but she looks perfectly healthy and normal to me.
yes, she does look healthy, and normal for a US chick, but she could be banging if she lost a few.
>>727383851
Fat to the right amount. I'm with you
>>727384022
If you like girls with eating disorders, body dis morphia, and a slew of other mental and physical health problems that come with being underweight and obsessed.
You know what I want anons
>>727384104
Exactly.
>>727384351
B-b-but she got blacked....
>>727383451
flouride, gmos, phytoestrogens, and mexicans.
holy fuck ignore this thread and check out snap chaty .me right now
>>727384521
I live in Arizona.... its Mexicans.
They are mostly short and fat. They are skewing our height and weight stats.
>>727383825
Ayy lmao.
>>727383909
She doesn't look British. Too pretty and thin.
Also that's what you get for wearing heels.
>>727384199
Her BMI is around 23 from the looks of it. 21 would be perfect. That's by no means underweight.
>>727384521
>gmos
Look, we have a retard over here.
>>727384351
Best Emma?
Natalie Portman is a non-annoying version of Arianna.
>>727384684
Also BMI is a retarded meaningless measurement.
>>727384809
Natalie has a good body though. She's small but still looks like a grown woman.
Ariana is embarrassing.
Has anyone got any pics of JLaw looking genuinely fat? Ugly pictures of 'hot' female celebrities is genuinely my fetish.
e.g. Sophie Turner with too much make up, fat JLaw, etc.
>>727384199
>If you like girls with eating disorders, body dis morphia, and a slew of other mental and physical health problems that come with being underweight and obsessed.
nah man, I just like them healthy, even fit if they wanna be. You can tell when a girl is really actually healthy in its technical term just by looking at them, and you can tell when she enjoys to eat good meals but keeps it in check, like JLaw. Then you got the ones that have no self-control and/or just let themselves go, or the other end of the spectrum.
>>727385052
>dating girl 5'5 110lbs big tits and ass
>sexy with natural muscle tone
genetics.
>>727385178
Reptilian.
>>727384199
I found the SJW!
>>727385178
Holy shit, post more.
Read here: >>727384999
>>727384999
hello selena, did >>727383404
make you feel unsecure? are you losing in the polls? need a shoulder to cry on?
>>727385052
I mean I prefer a fit girl as well. I also like really fit girls that most don't like, but I also appreciate a thicker body too. I can appreciate most body types tbh, but I don't get how this needs to lose weight?
>>727385356
Same
>>727385356
Post more.
She's the right amount of thicc.
Not fat but not twiggy.
>>727385251
Nah I just know that dating girls with eating disorders and that shit is not worth.
>>727385232
more like took 1 too many hits of air-duster
>>727385356
She's even hot without make up?
>>727385425
I just was trying to troll a fat rights person.
>>727385356
Fucking love those pussy-hugging yoga pants!
>>727384887
How so? It calculates the relation between height and weight; how is that retarded? Or are you gonna start with the 'big boned' retardation?
I have seen siblings with very different bone structures, and yet BMI was equally valid for both the 'bigger' and the 'delicate' one. Bones add weight only in certain rare medical conditions.
Go educate yourself.
>>727384921
Natalie and Keira would look better if they had tits and ass. But still they're better than that mexican cancer.
>>727385145
And rolls of lard on belly and sides? With extra arm flaps? I'll pass.
>>727385356
Her face and arms display excess fat.
>>727385356
Post her ass or feet.
>>727385636
BMI is meant for large populations not singular people. It is incredibly inaccurate for active fit people among other things.
>>727385636
>Her face and arms display excess fat.
You'd kick her out of bed because of what you consider excess fat on her arms and face?
>>727385636
Excess fat? You know that low body fat % on females leads to health problems like missed menstrual cycles and eventually no menstrual cycles. That is not excess fat...It is a normal healthy amount of body fat.
>>727383451
Tits or GTFO. You know the rules.
>>727385356
she literally hits the rev-limiter, so to speak. in some of her pics, shes got the touching thighs and start of cottagecheese, and in others like that one, she looks fine, but about 2-3lbs from fineasfuk.
>>727385491
>She's even hot without make up?
this is the make-or-break.
>waking up to something besides what you fell asleep with, and you've had no alcohol since last week.
>all that cowshit smeared over your 600ct egyptian cotton pillowcases
>>727386044
Jlaw looked good there without make up I think.
>>727386044
You have an insane and unrealistic image of females if you expect that all women should have thigh gaps. Goodluck finding "Miss Perfect"
>>727386188
If JLaw wasn't a brainwashed ultra leftist she'd be almost perfect.
ignore this guy and go to snap chaty .me
>>727386044
tc, not ct, you pleb
>>727386302
Understanding that the right is corrupt, destructive, and just plain dishonest is not brainwashing. You are actually complaining that we won't let the right brainwash us.
>>727386738
fuck off, soros
>>727385725
>It is incredibly inaccurate for active fit people among other things.
not if you use the plastic pincher medical tool like youre supposed to, instead of just going height/weight on a chart.
>>727386118
not /hr/ enough to tell, but probably yes.
>>727386188
>You have an insane and unrealistic image of females if you expect that all women should have thigh gaps. Goodluck finding "Miss Perfect"
They don't HAVE to have thigh gaps. Its a nice quality though. With how a chick's hips actually widen with the coming of time thought, if they rub raw against each other, its usually cause they are overweight, or borderline. see the fit chick I posted? mildly touching.
and yea, I may have set the bar high, but if there is one thing I've learned in life, it is to never ever sell yourself short or settle for second-best.
>>727386526
>tc, not ct, you pleb
eh? lrn2type
>>727386738
>we
Fuck off to plebbit
>>727386701
Who is this?
>>727386701
Whoa. That's classy and totally hot.
>>727386926
Can't argue with ignorance.
>>727386965
crista flanagan, broad from madtv
>>727386926
>eh? lrn2type
Sheesh, do i have to explain it to you?
"600ct egyptian cotton" is not a thing. It is "600tc".
holy fuck ignore this thread and check out snap chaty .me right now
>>727387426
That sounds like an excellent idea. I must try it some time.
This picture just made me cum.
>>727387949
Talk therapy may help.
>>727387949
Post her feet
>>727388020
Why?
>>727384741
only Emma of note
>>727388380
>>727388380
>truth
>>727383548
THICC
>>727388572
>>727388572
Am I the only one who doesn't like her that much?
I mean, she's pretty, but doesn't appeal to my tastes.
>>727388572
>horse-face man brows
>>727388764
Meh. Skinny and boring.
>>727388764
So your tastes are ugly, lardass, illiterate, hacks?
>>727388342
impressive, very nice
>>727388805
>posts worst emma whose leaks were even more disappointing than could be imagined
>>727388844
BURRPP
>>727388922
>>727388761
>>727388764
nah there's plenty out there who think she's a plain jane. it is all up to the individual and their individualistic tastes. not everyone has the same. I f you tell me the names on 10 celebs that you find visually appealing, I probably disagree with at least 3 or, maybe more. To each his own
>>727389033
>>727388984
sorry, that should have been "leaks" (as if disney had nothing to do with them)
>>727389108
mmmm magic meat
>>727385821
>>727385757
Low body fat percentage means that this person's elbows and knees look like matchstick ends. Having toned arms and a defined face do not necessarily indicate that the person's underweight.
It's ok to look like that when you're 38, but not when you're young. It becomes harder and harder to lose weight with age, it's also a good way of looking young longer - a gradual, very slow weight gain when you're above say 35-38 helps the skin stay smooth and wrinkle free. If you start out as chubby, you'll inevitably end up as landwhale. Excess fat in early 20's indicates bad eating habits and the inevitable fate of a fattie later.
Did someone say JLo?
>>727389208
yes, i do believe someone mentioned lardasses
>>727389208
that's gross, even more the her ass gifs/webms
>>727389106
I don't think she's a plain jane, she has a nice body and is classier than most slutty celebs her age. I just don't agree with those who call her Best Emma, I find Stone is hotter. But at least you're being reasonable about it, doesn't happen often on /b/.
>>727389185
So much meat I'd chew on
>>727389336
fat=/=meat
She's young. Gravity will win.
holy fuck ignore this thread and check out snap chaty .me right now
>>727389108
Those shoulders could make any man proud of his figure.
>>727389336
That's why Americans are so fat - they do not know the difference between meat (which is muscle with 10-15% fat) and lard (100% fat). Don't eat pure lard, kids!
>>727389106
>>727389285
ty. and your point, observations and opinion is taken and accepted. I just think she is my best Emma and it is fine that you or someone else thinks Stone or Watson or Thompson is better, everything is cooly fruits.
>>727389185
>>727389336
I like licking my sides of beef.
>>727389549
I, on the other hand, wholeheartedly disagree.
She is Best Emma, period.
Stone is a relatively close second. That other one is not even worth mentioning.
>>727389549
Something about her teeth is uncanny. She's nice though.
>>727386926
Why would you post trash with a pierced bellybutton?
>>727389667
Jesus, how could somebody be attracted to an overweight basic bitch? Chicks like that work as cashiers in supermarkets.
>>727389427
I just hope she realizes it and gets at least a bit /fit/ before that happens. I've seen pics of her at the gym recently, that's a good sign.
>>727389667
I like my meat buns to rest over my face and to engulf it.
>>727389739
she's Flegma-Emma
-number 13 in a dozen
-plain as a mannequin in Wal-Mart
-hot as a frozen tv-dinner
>>727389739
Looks like Ivanka Trump.
>>727389865
>meat
I think you also like cellulite and stretchmarks. or, as you would call it, 'peachy skin' and 'beauty marks'.
>>727389549
>>727389739
calm down nig, I agree that EmmaR is best Emma. but not everyone has to agree
>>727389832
>Something about her teeth is uncanny. She's nice though.
her teeth????
>>727389952
That's fine that you think that way.
Someone has to represent the low end of the bell curve. Thanks for your participation.
>>727383215
A lot of people find JLaw super sexy; I am not one of them.
But EmmaR is a real qt3.14!
>>727389667
>>727389865
>I like my meat buns to rest over my face and to engulf it.
ahhh a 3 course meal
>>727390002
I won't edulcorate them with the names you've said, but in truth I don't mind a little cellulite and stretch marks. They come along with the kind of bigger asses I like. I don't expect a girl to have a huge butt and perfect skin.
>>727383215
>New Celeb Thread
>New
OP is a faggot
>>727390219
you're what they refer to as an ugly drunk, amirite?
>>727390262
not after barry. Here's to hoping here career goes down in flames.
(not that I hold a grudge)
>>727390022
In that >>727389549 particular photo. The ratio between the width and height of smile and the eyes-nose triangle is somewhat discomforting here. Maybe that's why there were very few photos of het teethed smile posted.
>>727390029
Looks as if she smells like sweat and cheap Puma perfume.
>>727390180
Imagine how she'll look at 35. That's sad, m'kay.
Just checked how old she is. Holy shit. Its likely she'll be a pic related in five years or less.
>>727390022
>>727390395
see i think that feature is super cute.everyone is different.
>>727390474
Kekked, exactly.
>>727390158
Why not someone like Monica Bellucci, for example? She's got an ass, she's hot hips but isn't a Lard Lad.
>>727390669
>>727390765
I liked TayTay at the beginning of her career when she looked like she went to the church every Sunday and sang country.
>>727390158
>>727390661
>Why not someone like Monica Bellucci, for example? She's got an ass, she's hot hips but isn't a Lard Lad.
Monica is fucking, fucking fine and on a totally different level, and is 100 times more attractive than Ariel. Ariel is still fine in her own right.
Whitpop: grab the sticks and lick the sweet spot
>>727383768
Hnng Camilla Belle
>>727390661
>>727390916
Bellucci is awesome, I agree.
I just have a weakness for thicker than average girls.
>>727390661
Her age is showing these days but in her youth holy fucking hell she was a beauty.
>>727391149
beautiful
>>727391719
She's 51, at least she didn't turn into a wrinkled whale.
She was damn fine.
For one, I appreciate a good smirk. There is literally no one who can outsmirk best emma.
>>727391719
>>727391879
If only all women aged like this
>>727391893
>>727391976
mmm hot damn
roll
>>727391893
It's a smirk-off then.
>>727391976
She's the best mic of classy and sexy.
>>727391893
uhum...
>>727392147
>>727391893
>>727392018
>>727392147
>>727392216
>>727392249
you guys need to up your game
>>727392249
>>727391893
>>727392147
Amateurs
>>727392310
She tries too hard. She's no mach for Keira.
>>727392421
Ok, that's a worthy opponent.
>>727392370
>>727392310
We may have a winner.
Cockney vs 'murican smirk
>>727392421
I just found out the other day she had a nude scene in Entourage. Jerked off like 4 times to it already.
>>727392571
>She tries too hard.
Yeah. The subtle smirk takes the blatant, over-the-top smirk.
>>727392617
Thanks anon searching that one down like Jackie Chan hunts the Dragon Medals.
>>727392410
Why does Steve Buscemi have long hair all of a sudden?
>>727392617
Always the ring.
>>727392599
I'm not giving up.
>>727392712
This anon knows it. A smirk should be almost invisible yet expressive.
>>727390262
i like her and the other two from split too
>>727392571>>727392904
i can never look a keira other than this
>>727392904
>>727392904
she can literally smirk through duct tape
>>727393450
>>727392904
Still, I think she looks better without 10lbs of makeup.
>>727393531
>>727393475
>>727393450
I agree, she doesn't need a mouth to smirk.
However, Keira has the same quality despite looking completely different. She always looks like she's up for mischief.
>>727383215
Jlaw 1-6
>>727383215
No. Not JLaw...
>>727393679
I've got nothing against Steve or her. They're fine, I like faces that have a character.
>>727393475
Even when she smiles, her eyes smirk.
>>727393705
I literally don't know what this is supposed to be. Have only seen Hunger Games and her interviews on talkshows. She seems to be the coolest to hang with, desu senpai.
>>727393800
x-men
>>727384361
5-6 Jlaw thong pics
>>727393887
Please stop with her
>>727393840
Oh. I refuse to watch comic book movies. I have standards.
She seems 10/10 though, even if only 7.4/10 physically.
>>727383215
>No Dove edition
>No Swift edition
>>727393800
She was pathetic in Hunger Games. The one and the same expression, no voice acting - I couldn't watch more than 10 minutes of that crap.
>>727393531
A smileless smirk.
>>727392571
>>727393996
No. She's overrated as fuck
>>727393705
Complaining in a Jlaw thread about Jlaw pictures.
>>727383768
only know one of these 4
>>727393994
There was some Swift.
Do you agree she was at her best when she was still an innocent country girl?
>>727394055
Kek. My bad.
>>727393803
It's Jlaw changing and In a thong
>>727394014
>A smileless smirk.
wasn't suppose to be an example.
>>727383977
>>727384647
>>727386418
>>727387426
>>727389432
The fuck is this same-fagging advertising bullshit?
>>727394014
scowl=/=smirk
>>727394159
No. I fucking hate her
>>727394226
>>727394168
>>727394074
Hnnng. Fapping for JLaw
>>727394159
>innocent country girl?
Yeah. Even her daddy couldn't purchase a slutty pop-star career, outright.
>>727394176
I know. I was merely pointing out what was in my photo.
>>727394230
<Does this count?
>>727394267
Fuck. About to blow my load for her...
>>727394300
Close up on ass jlaw
>>727394367
>I know. I was merely pointing out what was in my photo.
oh sorry,
>>727394226
she was nice when she was young
-but they grow up so fast
>>727394477
>>727394510
HNNNNNG. Want to cum for her so bad...
>>727394319
Not from USA, so I don't care. I suppose you see her differently when looking from afar.
>>727394496
All is fine. Thread is nearing image limit, it'll soon be time to choose the winner.
>>727389667
>>727389667
the scar from the boob reduction just makes me sad
>>727394554
but still "down to earth as fuck" if that is a thing
>>727394367
>Does this count?
If I was judge, no.
>>727394614
there will never be a clear winner. only us
>>727394638
A'ight, another submission to take its place.
>>727394628
if it is any consolation, unless you are her plastic surgeon, in 3 years you won't be able to see it
>>727394242
>>727394732
>>727394738
tbh, fam, I think keira is haf for being from the wrong side of the pond.
I don't think she wins the smirk off though.
>>727394732
Then it's a tie.
It's been a pleasure.
>>727394888
Maybe you're right. Laughing's more of her thing.
>>727394788
>degenerate alert
>>727394791
>>727394888
well trips confirms and explains everything
>>727394950
>Then it's a tie.
>It's been a pleasure.
I can jerk my dick to that
>>727394950
don't go there
>>727395034
Limit is close.
Here's some Katie Cassidy (Black Canary from Arrow) sucking some dudes cock. Good little slut
>>727395142
>>727395034
>>727395123
>>727395142
>>727395123
Emma is cuter when she's smirking. I'd imagine she doesn't laugh much, smirking's her thing. On the other hand Keira tends to snicker all the time.
Let's agree that each of them has their stronger side.
>>727395371
Well played.
>>727395371
This is my favorite gif of her. It's perfect.
>>727395902
I want to suck her tongue so fucking bad
>>727396126
I want to be able to be this fucking cute and sexy when showing a tongue. It should be in textbooks on how to be a perfect human being.
>>727396326
well I course I would want to be deep, deep inside her as well, I was just commenting on the gif
new thread?
if so pls no more trannies like tay tay emma roberts etc pls
>>727396616
well, in that case, fuck off lardass lover
>>727396667
>calls someone lardass lover because he isn't into trannies
kek found the cock sucker!