Let's make a video game. Comment retarded game mechanics.
>>727382539
Whenever you jump there's a 20 percent chance you lose 1/4 of your life, or some kind of important number.
>>727382539
the jump button is the windows key
Pressing any key will close the game.
>>727382896
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>>727383512
snapchatthebackofyoneck get the fuck outta here desperate nigger
>>727382539
Nice try, Ubisoft>>727382539
You buy health potions with your health, health doesnt regen naturally and health potions can't be found.
>>727382539
The character can only moon walk, so controls and inverted.
Respawning has a 30% chance of erasing your save permanently.
Every time you save you initiate a boss fight
The final boss is the travelling merchant and his only attack is to throw buffs at you. The only catch is you have to fight him with your fists which do approximately 1 damage and cancel buffs.
>>727382539
Ok so check this shit out
>It is going to have a map with 3 lanes
>Every player picks a different "character"
>Each "character" has "special abilities"
>Teams will fight over the key map control points
Sounds pretty gay right guys?
>>727382539
game over every time you save
>caption "only fags save games"
>>727385028
Fuck off we're making a real game not league of legends.
>>727385087
Save function is reserved for boss fights, good idea though.
Everytime you die you beat the game
Stamina meters are popular and more fucking retarded than an orgy on a short bus
When you pause, the game keeps running.
You stop randomly every 10 minutes to have a mental breakdown for 5 seconds.
>>727382539
>all dungeons look the same
>completely stupid ai
>the shittiest hud ever
>people call you dragonborn
There is checkpoints. They are towers that you HAVE to climb to unlock something. It's probably just some stupid map shit and xp
Save resets game
>>727385528
Towers take an hour in real time to climb.
>>727385703
With enemies trying to kill you while you climb it and puzzles.
0.5% chance every second that you get teleported back to where you were 10 seconds ago.
>play as an american going on holiday to israel
>read the works of mein kampf and start to have agreements with the goiym.
>wish to build your empire but you can't because you don't have enough shekels.
>progress through the levels gaining shekels
>realise that they've anticipated this and you need to spend shekels to move, jump, breath and live.
>kys
>>727385664
kinda already said that >>727385087
tabbing out disables fullscreen unless you reset
Ice physics that get ramped up every time you die. This does not reset until you defeat a boss
every time you get hit a random file associated with the game gets deleted, could be one animation frame of your character, could be the music for the level, could be the entire background
One time randomly after half through the game, you get a math pop quiz. If you cant solve it in 15 seconds the game resets.
>>727385763
Each enemy gets harder to the point that you've almost reached the top you're fighting superbosses that are just countes as regular minions and drop crappy loot.
everytime you die the game lowers in quality
>>727386122
they only drop human turds
This is the game theme music, it slows down 1% every time you loose health.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObMaFgNSdbg
You climb huge ladders that take you 10 minutes to climb yet there is a middle finger waiting you at the top.
The character models are sharkboy and lavagirl-worthy cgi models
an american idol game but you get to play as simon. headset included
>>727386277
t. LISA
lava level where everything you touch slowly kills you, only way to pass it is by falling down the 3rd jump
experience de-levels you and removes abilities.
>>727386277
If you jump out from it to commit suicide, you get sucessfully complete the level.
>>727382539
instead of a point system the character moans when he gets points
>>727386219
Walking over turds automatically picks them up. They can't be dropped and the more you have the slower you are.
put in time-gates without ability to spend real money to bypass them.
random inexplicable death
The levels are randomly generated with all treasure chests being mimics. Some ladders are also mimics.
>>727386611
dub dubs demand it
The second you're about to beat the game, it puts you back at the very beginning of the game, all old saves are lost.
>>727386611
Mimic ladders will also loudly scream when stepped on, almost enough to blow your speakers or fuck your headphones
>>727386509
lmao
You can do something really cool and fun, but you can only use it when prompted. These prompts are short and there are few of them.
The entire game is just the inventory screen
>>727382539
You can have multiple protagonists but only the black woman has a happy ending.
sfx music effects when you get damaged, killed or attack is all from Alex Jones making weird noises.
>>727386944
The happy ending is that she bleaches her skin and becomes part of the kkk
Background music is pumped up kicks, it doesn't change through out the levels.
Lava blocks kill you, but some don't.
>>727387015
The happy ending is all the faggots that would degrade her anyway finally admit to themselves that jacking off to tranny porn is gay as fuck.
What does the protagonist look like? Provide image
>>727387107
there needs to be a character known as slap happy sam, he will be a salmon that comes out of nowhere and slaps the shit out of you leaving you with 1 hp
>>727387214
Like this, but a black woman
>>727387253
I agree with this statement. Slap happy sam endorsed.
>>727387214
a random floating bill cosby head drops pills, if they hit you the screen goes black for 8 hours
>>727387309
OPERATION SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL ENGAGED
>>727387318
thank you anon
>>727387319
I like that but she needs more sass and ass
Upgrading items requires you to sell them, buying items upgraded causes them yo break. In order to repair broken items you have to go to the blacksmith, who requires an item to repair your item. Said item is in random generated shop only available when a secret number matches your player id and the item you need is not garanteed. This is not available until final boss is defeated. This must be done for every time.
>>727382539
After 400 hours of committed gameplay and beating the final boss, all you get is a screen that says "congratulations" with an option to start from the beginning.
One of the puzzles is that some asshole doesn't let you pass until you give him the password. There are no clues and the password randomly changes each time you guess.
every time X hours your character is reset to level 1, the number of hours is chosen randomly at level one
You have a hunger bar, if you don't eat for one hour you die. The only food you can eat is cup noodles and buying cup noodles requires you to fight puppies and kittens, which will one shot you, in an arena.
You can only pick up items if you crouch but the game doesn't tell you this or how to crouch and to actually crouch you have to press crtl+atl+del
>>727382746
as fall damage
Trips names the game.
>>727387677
Passwords can include;
"OP is a faggot"
"Rolling for nudes" and random post numbers.
>>727387874
the controls change every time you start the game, and you can't change them
First if all, we need to decide the gameplay.
>2d platformer
>3d platformer
>Open world
>Roguelike
>RPG
>JRPG
>And others I forgot to name
>>727387918
Backdoor sluts: Laquishas Adventure
Have huge build up for final boss then have the game end abruptly in a dungeon before the boss
>>727387999
rogue like rpg
also nice trips
>>727385394
but your character freezes
>>727387918
Hot mess
>>727387999
3D, openworld RPG
>>727388034
Rollll
>>727382896
anybody who has a windows key lock can get around that. nice try though :^)
>>727382539
every time you save, it saves all your progress, but not your keys
the games name is
>ILOVEYOU.EXE
godbless anyone who torrents it
The venders only break your things and call you mean names
>>727384985
This could actually be a fun mechanic. Avoid aoe death, collect buff and either keep buffing or trade it in for damage on the boss or as a heal.
Kill yourself.jpg will be the name of the game
>>727382539
The game makes you sit through undkippable anti smoking ads every time you unpause the game or it no longer becomes the active window like if you alt tab. The game still plays while the ads play so you can still die
>>727387999
3d open world 2d jrpg
Tab literally orders a Tab.
>>727385376
In the souls game its a key mechanic that doesn't feel tacked on.
When you die, two burly black gentlemen fuck your corpse until you revive at your last save point.
Every texture is the face of Nicolas Cage...with makeup
PLATFORMER
>>727382996
Love that image
>>727382539
After you killed the last boss, you get silent 10 seconds to look at one credit screen where all programmers are listed in one big block, then the game just closes
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Using health potions reduces your health
>>727387999
Top down LoZ style graphics and collission based physics interactions.
Every second of gameplay costs 1 cent
Loading screens are silent still images with no bar or animations. Also all loading times are intentionally long
>>727388569
But the monster fights are a turn based card game similar to yugioh.
>>727388139
I tried ;)
snap chaty .me
>leak ex gf and win
A wacky guy keeps showing up and taking your shoe which makes your hud dissappear until you get a new one. Also he moves like the Tasmanian Devil
Once this is finished someone should try to spees run it
>>727388646
So essentially you have to build a good deck by fighting and defeating opponents, and completing quests to get cash which you use at the game store in a raffle to win cards. Or you can watch a 30 second ad to get a free spin at the raffle.
>>727387999
open world text adventure rpg
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Add bricks that look the same to red/green colorblind people that are insta-gibs on contact.
>>727387999
delete this game
unnessisary key that goes to nothing but when it's equiped it makes the user tap dance.
>>727388938
But everytime you go to a new area the same homeless guy mugs you and takes all your stuff. Also he moves like the Tasmanian Devil.
>>727388938
You can also buy random packs of cards for cash purchases ranging from 1.50 to 5.00, for sale in super markets. You enter the code from the card to use it in game.
Quests are gained by scanning barcodes from purchased items to generate an associated questline.
>>727389150
reroll
>>727389166
Your only hope of catching him is a cash shop purchase of a jetpack item which allows you to unlock a text based minigame where you pursue the homeless man.
>>727385376
>>727385394
>>727386122
Look we made DarkSouls
>>727389298
The homeless man is ???? lvl and does 9999999999999999999999999999999 damage for every swing
>>727382539
every time you jump you move backwards half the screen
It looks like we made the game, now we just need to win the game.
>>727385463
what do you have against tetris?
Alt+f4 saves game
>>727382539
a lot of rpg style text and you can't neither speed it up nor cut it
>>727387999
text-based roguelike
>>727385259
That's literally It's always Monday on steam
>>727390441
i mean that's kind of like an autosave
Have an fairly interesting looking locked door in an easy to find, but really fucking annoying to reach place. Throughout the game occasionally give the player keys that look like they would work with the door, force the players to spend 10 minutes backtracking to get to the door, and then make absolutely none of the keys work on the door.
Alternatively, give them a working key at some point and make the payoff good. Then repeat with a similar but more important looking door and give absolutely no key to it. This is the video game equivalent to the 3rd pig.