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Some of you might remember me from last night posting. I got

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Some of you might remember me from last night posting. I got shot with a pellet gun biking some trails by my house trying to get exercise. Dubs decide what I decide to do to them and their homeless encampment. will post results.

Some anons already informed me that the pellet went through and I should just clean and keep applying pressure and today it's healed a good amount. The swelling is down and the bruise is starting to dissipate
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>>727380434
I missed the thread last night.

Was it like a fucking gypsy camp or something? Where do you live?
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Fire bomb.
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>>727380623
This
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>>727380611
Winrar
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holy fuck ignore this thread and check out snap chaty .me right now
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Your only logical option is to burn down the forest at night
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>>727380611
ooooo

i was thinking that too and have done it in the past but I really want to shoot the guy the shot me with a high velocity break barrel pellet gun. eye for an eye. It might be a week but you'll hear from me. Got to watch them and find out when they leave to go do their recycling or thieving.
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>>727380611
LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT
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>>727380434
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>>727380831
Nah fuck that. You have to kill them with fire. Dubs have spoken
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>>727380623
United States

Ca

Bay Area

San Jose

complete shit hole no matter what you hear good about silicon valley, its about 5 miles away from this dump.
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>>727380434
... kid, you need a doctor. Go to emerg and they will take care of that for you
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>>727380434
Shoot back.
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>>727380831
You've already done that maybe u deserved to get shot faggit
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>>727380434
I may be old, but I'd have called the cops on them. What if they hit you in an artery or got the pellet lodged in your skull? That's fucking dangerous. They should be charged with assault and be put in jail.
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>>727380807
yo bitches vagina is mad loose that is why she is covering it... who takes a pic like that and covers with hand?
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>>727381122
yup, i was thinking the same.
op is fucking lucky to just get a bruise on his arm
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>>727380434
go to the doctor and make sure you're alright, i.e. no infections

other than that just leave them alone, they probably have hard enough lives already
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>>727380434
I bet they put hiv+ blood in the tip of the pellet. inb4 AIDS
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>>727381313
im gonna go ahead and assume they put themselves in that position.
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>>727381122
their homeless who cares if they are in jail, they will probably like it more.

>>727381018
Different people different area different reasons, but your karma NIGGER

>>727381014
I might if it helps in the initial assault to scare them off to light this fire in the next up coming week.

>>727380976
And yes sir I live by these rules, With my 1077 air rifle, I thought I could use that to blast some shot scare them off and light the fire, but american homeless guys are resilient and not so scared off easily. I might have to just run up with a jug of gasoline quietly and swiftly and soak here and there before I light that bitch up and get the fuck out of there, before they know what hit em.
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OP is lucky he got shot with a pellet gun. Warning shots. Wouldn't be surprised if he tried to get reprisal and ended up dead. Save your ass the misery of a real wound and just call the cops or let it ride and count yourself lucky.
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>>727381313
People with hard lives shouldn't shoot people.
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>>727381638
this.
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>>727381704
they're

and yes i am pretty drunk and do not know how to react. I am 27, too old to act like a teenage punk but the dubs confirmed my inner desires.
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>>727380434
nuke the sight from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
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>>727380434
Sure that's a pellet and not a .22? The bums might be trying to kill you.
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>>727380434
You sure that was a pellet gun? looks like a firearm wound
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>>727380998
About $1500 is what they'd charge with typical insurance.
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>>727381985
Don't do it OP go to your local cops and tell them, if you know where the homeless people live tell them that but don't do something stupid that will get you in trouble, you might actually kill someone if you do anything or they might kill you.. they have a pellet gun and they shot you for biking on a trail.. they will definitely kill you if you do anything. Just file a report to your police station
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Fuck rolling dubs to decide what you do. I'm aware of that homeless camp. bunch of fucking niggers or wetback gypsys. just the fact you need to get dubs to "decide" what your Probably Not going to do.. Don't be a fucking faggot.
Moltiv cocktail, set a fire, Throw rocks, make a bomb, or go up to one of the guys and Break their fucking nose.
You fucking pussy. they drew the first blood, now you finish it. If you don't, fuck off you little bitch. KYS
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If dubs. Stock up on ammo for your air rifle. Make some homemade molatolvs. And go Rambo on them bitches. Walk down throwing lit bottles at their tents or whatever. And shooting anyone running or coming toward you. Carry a knife or pepper spray in case they go full hulk on you. Record it all.
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>>727381705
Whole story is,

I was riding my biking trying to work out and burn some fat, hear some guys yelling for some unknown reason at me, I am on a public trail that has been here before they showed up, I say WHAT? Guy approaches and says oh you are a tough guy huh and I say what the fuck are you talking about nigger I am biking and not fucking with you guys wats the concern? He begins to try to punk me in the face and I clean cock him, stomp him on the bridge, and almost throw him off 20 feet into a river. I get my bike and go back on the trail to look for the phone I dropped before this happened, find it, come back to go home and feel a sudden pinch on my arm and look down to see 2 oozzing wholes with blood pouring out. I go to the encampment confront him and his friend, grab his friends air rifle since his friend seemed like a teenage homeless guy and not so violent and crazy like his older friend, break off the silencer muzzle break or whatever before I get the rifle completely away from him, bend the gun almost in half with my knee and throw it in the near by river. They were shook, but I made the mistake of saying I will be back, so they might be waiting for me.
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>>727381985
I think kek would accept it, if you were to shoot at them after you set their home on fire.
Send them to meet the god of light,the one true god.
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>>727382272
>>727382349

Definitely lookes like a 22 short bullet hole. Pelets wouldn't go through skin and flesh that easy unless it's a point blank hit.
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>>727382272
I went back after I got shot, confronted them further, somehow managed to get the rifle in my hands and instead of beating them with a club, I broke it and threw it in a river. It was a .177 break barrel similar to those Crossman Fury pellet rifles that are small and sleek, it is at least 1000 fps that is why people last night were telling me to not worry and it most likely the pellet went though.
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Anon, that's not a pellet gun wound.... It looks like you got shot with a .22
Nice
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>>727382272
>>727382951
pellets can be 17 or 22 cal.
if it wasn't that loud it was probably a pellet, and yes they move at 1500~ fps so they could easily go in and out.
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>>727382951
It was a 10 to 15 yard/meter shot
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>>727382771
ok well at least you did that. like I said, thew drew the first blood. MOLTOV cocktail them hoez
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>>727382771
You fucking threw some guy off a 20 foot bridge? He's fucking dead you retard this better not be OP
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>>727380981
Hey I'm heading to San Jose. Do you skate at all? Do you know if the advertised hours are enforced for lake cunningham regional skatepark? Is there a gate or something? It seems insane that any park is only open 6 hours a day.
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>>727383159
My bad I didn't read that right
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>>727383050
Burn that dumb shit bag in his sleep bro. It probably doesn't rain much where you are, so light a cigarette and toss it by their tent and wait for it to catch
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>>727380998
Do not go to ER over pellet gun shots. Go buy some alcohol and think about all the money you just saved by switching to masculinity. Also, I would go back with my own pellet gun and light that hobo camp the fuck up.
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>>727383193
pad nannies all day. that place is sick, but there is way sicker parks going up the road towards oak. come to oak, Fremont, many more. we got some sick ass hidden gem parks all around the bay
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>>727380434
>I got shot with a pellet gun
just putting this out there but cheap pellets are made with lead. might wanna keep that in mind
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>>727382770
I was thinking my plan would be most similar to yours lol

>>727382765
You are right, but I left one guy unconcious, punched his friend and he was leaking, broke their only gun besides bats and knives, and even has some beaner painters run up and said are these guys fucking with you and I showed them my hand after the fight, and the look on their face, they were like fuck man that sucks. They gave me a towel for my wound and I just headed home.
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i wouldn't suggest fucking with the younger guys shit.

he didn't want any trouble from what you've said.

seriously fam, just leave him alone.
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>>727380434
If I was nearby i'd help ya!
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>>727383050
Good bait OP. Judging by the arm in the pic OP couldn't be more than 140lbs.
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>>727383159
almost did, as I was punching him and recovering form the initial shock of the first punch in my face, i was grabbing him and bring him to the edge with me, and he realized what I was trying to do, and with the drought in california there is not much water to catch his fall below, so he ran off, and then showed up after I confronted his younger friend for shooting me, I really did not know who shot me but when I came up to the homeless encampment he was like one of those pussies they talk about in The Godfather that can't shoot someone when they are too close to them and I felt that, used the disadvantage to disarm him, break that shitty .177 pellet gun and throw it in the river.
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>>727383432
Bro if I was close I would go down with you. Strapped with harmful yet non lethal weapons and make shift some shit. And fuck them all up. Then burn down their village. I doubt the cops will care about their place going up in flames.
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>>727383448
Well then you shouldnt camp out in parks and shoot at people you smelly little rent boy.
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>>727383652
hobos aren't known for their great decision making or strength fam.
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>>727383353
shit, that's what it's going to have to be then. I'll be tied up from 12 to 8 each day so the 3 to 9 park hours wouldn't work for me (still can't believe it). I don't even mind grabbing pads if I can just hit half the transition they have out there.

What parks do you recommend? I'm from the east coast and there's no chance I'm heading to freaking cali without taking a skateboard.
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>>727383828
he literally said that the younger guy didn't do anything.
learn to read you cucklet.
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>>727383275
It will be a combination of that and fire, I just got paid and am looking at .25 caliber nitro piston air fuck you in the ass rifles.
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A. First thing you should have done is get to a hospital. An emergency room record is legal record. You can still go, but it is better to have gone immediately after it happened.
B. Contact the police, this is assault with a weapon, not only are arrests possible, but the land owner can be held responsible for the injury, hosting the encampment, and for cleanup (their homeowners insurance will LOVE this). If it is on government land, the city/county/state can be sued for permitting a hazardous environment, hosting dangerous unmonitored people, and for cleanup and removal.
Your trespass is minimal when another party committed assault.
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>>727383793
>>727383828
>>727383898
nvm now he says the younger guy shot him.
make up your mind op.
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>>727383432
for sure man. didn't read before, but at least you went in on them. Fire, fire fire, now, throw it at night, its gonna be nice and dry the next few weeks. perfect time. burn them scum out
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>>727383898
he probably is the younger guy, learn to humour you fucking autist.
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>>727383996
nigger retard, i was replying to him because he was implying i was the younger guy.
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>>727382765
my pepe is longer
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>>727384088
yes because you are autistic.
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>>727380981
Dafuq, i live 30 min away and i didnt know there was shit like that lol, i go there semifrequently for concerts at the civic center. If i had a pair of balls id help you get revenge on these cunts.
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>>727383894
oh man, so many good ones. lets see...
Fremont; lights till nine or ten I think?
Berkely gots lights, but its closed for renovation right now.
Town park in Oakland, lights and you can skate it as late as you want, but be careful after 9,hella junkies and niggers

Soma park in sf, lights till 9
Pacifica just outside the city, right next to a beach, super dope
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>>727384125
>hur dur tisms
kys fam.
i would say /b/ has gotten dumber, but who the fuck am i kidding.
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>>727383193
>93â–¶>>727383353
>>>727380981 (You)

op here:
Yea dude it is enforced like they have a little shack at Cunningham and fence around the skatepark to pay the "toll" but there is no security after hours if you want to jump a fence and skate at your own will. All the other parks like at "sunset" or just a lil skate park in a park with no fences is going to be fuck all for security and enforcement, as long as you are in any random skate park in a park or local recreational area and you are not breaking windows, lighting fires, yelling, cops are never going to show up.
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>>727383894
I know there is a few more in the san jo area, Sunnyvale might be your best bet, I forget the names of the others... just google Bay Area skateparks, we got a BUTTLOAD, and I love it
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>>727384231
Obviously joking that you were in fact the younger guy trying to save himself from a beating by anon... what is it with you basement dwellers, literally no self awareness.
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>>727383956
It happened so quickly, the younger guy had the rifle in his hands after I beat the older guys ass and got shot on my way back after finding my phone thank god and I am just still so mad about it, i want to fucking kill them both.
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Fuck no you idiot here's what you do.
>can of gasoline
>sneak the fuck into the camp Rambo style when they are asleep
>make sure you have the headband also
>be careful of guards, garrote any sentries
>emplace the gasoline can with a clear line of shot
>sneak the fuck back out
>pull out your sick ass compound bow you bought by pawning shit or something
>ignite your flaming fucking arrow
>"They drew first blood, not me."
>fucking napalm hobos in the morning
>also if you can find an m60 that would be dope too.
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>>727384510
i got it the first time around fam.
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>>727383926
THIS OP don't do something stupid.. gain your losses and get them in trouble WITH some money don't fuck around and get fined/arrested. GO THE SAFE ROUTE
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snap chaty .me
>leak ex gf and win
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>>727384510
ill be a nice guy, and tell you:
if you have a car, and don't mind driving just a lil north of SF, secret beach town called bolinas with a superfun lil park, and even sicker; a town slightly more north in a place called monte rio. An amazing lil snake run in the middle of the woods, it is epic
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>>727384674
of course you did you wee pedo.
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>>727384297
>>727384222
>>727384398
Much appreciated bros, all comments saved!
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>>727385082
word. have fun mang
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>>727383466
You have said that and I appreciate it very much I would do the same for you.

>>727384211
like above, you guys are the real mvp's
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>>727380434
Don't ride at night.?
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open a soup kitchen and only allow people from that particular area in. serve vegan chili with a side of cornbread. when they ask if theres a meat version, tell them "no, im sorry but meat is murder" and show them a PETA PSA they'll have to live with the murders that their savage appetites have caused for the rest of their lives
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>>727385646
Kek
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>>727381704
>like it more

Who cares? They'll be gone at least.
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>>727384665
Yeah this is not a good idea.
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>>727383652
I am 180 and out of shape that is why my arms arent too big... and why I was biking to excerise before this all FUCKING happened.
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>>727380981
Seriously in svalley? Oh well I guess some parts of san jo are ghetto af.

I used to live on santana row before it became crazy, nice place.
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>>727384732
fuck I am not a girl but that is why I looked like after getting shot in the left arm with blood everywhere right before I broke their gun.
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>>727380434
Dude you gotta Molotov cocktail they ass
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>>727385348
It was at 4 p.m ish
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>>727382518
Fucking Hardy Boys up in here like it's the 1950's
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snap chaty .me
>leak ex gf and win
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>>727380434
i dont know of many pellet guns that can do that, unless they shot you from really close. i think you got shot with an actual gun, probably a 22lr

skin is surprisingly tough to penetrate for projectiles, a through shot like that with a pellet gun would have to been shot like less than 15 yards away
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>>727383973
And the next California wildfire was caused by /b/

Kick their asses or whatever but all the nuts talking about fire are ridiculous.
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>>727386085
what do you mean by crazy anon?

And YES San Jose, CA is a complete nigger 2nd gen beaner tweaker hell hole full of welfare pussies, the areas around San Jose might be nice like the bordering outskirts areas, but the local media does a great job at hiding what a shit hole this city has become.
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>>727380434
sneak in at 2:30 am with a good amount of petrol and a zippo then burn it to the ground.
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>>727382771
why didnt you call the police for assault with a deadly weapon you stupid faggot. put those assfucks in jail, and chances are they are illegal immigrants that you can get deported

go file a police report tomorrow
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>>727380434
>the pellet went through
no they don't. have it checked.
the more because here gypsies tend to coat their pellets in their shit.
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>>727386489
It was about 10 to 15 yards because where i got shot on my way back after finding my phone was right across the river from their homeless encampment. it was 1000 to 1500 fps .177 because after I confronted, wrestled, and took away the pellet gun, I am pretty experienced in them there was no way this was a .22 or .25 pellet gun, before I broke it in half and threw it in the water.
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>>727383926
also this. you might be able to sue whoever is letting the fucking homeless people camp there. including the city. if you start documentation of a police report for the assault and shit, you can have more legal footing to sue if the city doesnt kick them out and clean house
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>>727380434
Hey OP, serious question.
Why dont you leave them alone? You already beat them and destroyed their most valuable belonging... arent they scared of you now and wont attack anymore? I dont really see a reason why you would burn their camp now.
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>>727386784
what a bunch of little pussy faggots shooting you in the back

you realize you could have died right? if that pellet hit you in the back of the head or some shit, you could have had a pretty bad outcome like brain damage and needed surgery to pull it out
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>>727386728
phone was dead at the time even the painter beaners the ran over and helped after the whole commoition asked me want me to call 911? And I chucklked and said no I will handle myself, he knew enough english to have the slighest smirk on his face knowing those homeless fucks wrote their own death warrant, and least based beaner painter dude gave me a rag or towel since I had nothing at the time to tend to the wound. The smirk on his face was hilarious like he was thinking those homeless guys fucked with the wrong dude.
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>>727386898
you really need to file a police report and get the fucker arrested, sounds like he is a piece of shit who might hurt someone else unlucky enough to cross their path

did they seem like illegal immigrants or degenerate drug addict american homeless?
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>>727386835
Its a fake story by a 12 yo edgelord

If that picture is real its because he crashed his bike and ate shit on his school pencil

Its well known that california has incredibly harsh gun laws which preclude the existence of any pellet gun whats more homelessness is illegal in america which precludes the existence of homeless people

OP is just another liberal making up stuff to make the president look bad
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>>727386768
I am not from euro

And I will have it checked this weekend before I strike next week. I have pretty decent healthy insurance so a quick scan is not going to require any copay.
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>>727386835
I pretty much agree with this. Op already got his revenge by punching one and breaking the other's gun, he came out on top. Why escalate it further like some high school drama addict?
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>>727383908
My god that is one awful filename
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>>727386975
Yeah man you seem pretty intimidating.
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>>727386835
Because besides the faggot delusional nigger that already replied to you, these guys need to learn never to do this again in the future to some random guy minding his own business and maybe their next camp wont be set ablaze at 3 am with a guy with a gas jug in each hand.
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>>727387288
found a pic of OP
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>>727387323
Who is that guy next to her?
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crossbow

You won't have to worry about it being loud and you can be sure as hell it beats a bb gun
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>>727387323
Jesus how can someone who could literally smash me with one hand still manage to make me cringe? I'd have a hard time not laughing out loud at that.
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>>727387003
degenerate drug addict american homeless type. Once the 2nd gen beaner useless niggers waste their parents money they spent their whole lives saving, they end up homeless and on the streets in san jose, ca.
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>>727387382
kek
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>>727387197
I was thinking this as well like other anons have mentioned above. But I feel like I need to move them out of my area.. I won, who cares, they need to learn this is not ok, what if they kill the next jogger or biker?
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>>727386835
THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD
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>>727387408
i dunno
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>>727387310
holy kek

god speed anon

they started this!
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>>727380434

>Get bottle of grain alchohol
>stuff cloth down neck
>let alchohol saturate cloth
>sneak up on em
>light rag
<?????????
>VENGEANCE
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>>727380434
fake and gay

those bums must have been pretty good to shoot you with such a good grouping on the underside of your arm while moving on a bike
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Someone should warn the camp so theyre ready for war, since war is what OP wants
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>>727382409
>git shot
>thats 1500 pls

fucking murica goddamn everytiem
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>>727387552
If that's a real concern then let the cops deal with it. I can see wanting your revenge after they fucked with you but you got that. Playing vigilante is silly.
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>>727387408
Haftor is a titanically hilarious meathead. He literally plays basketball all day, sells his vodka and picks up people and sees how far he can throw them. Give him a watch sometime, he's half the reason why the Mountain is so fucking hilarious in GoT. Like a drunk Lenny in Mice and Men.
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lol i live in new york and some homeless people gave me a booboo and stole my tendies. help me out anons so i can get revenge on these normie i mean degenerates
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>>727387899
Basically.
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>>727387776
The only thing I am worried about you guys mentioning about Molotov cocktails, is these homeless pussies are on a river side, so if I toss a bottle, besides mud and trees, there is nothing for the bottle to break against? I think I am just going to show up and and start splashing everything and light it here and there. And if someone confronts me i will splash them too. Use the gasoline as attack and as well as defense if shit gets thick. And of course a baseball sized rock in my pocket and knife as back up back up if shit really goes bad in my favor.
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>>727380434
Just call the police, they will raid the camp with swat and probably kill 50% in an instance, ret of them will serve prison time for resisting
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>>727387967
I'll admit I don't watch the show and that sounds funny but a guy that massive constantly talking about how strong he is just sounds awkward. You're huge dude, we can see you. Stop beating the horse.
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>>727387799
I was never riding I said, I found my phone and headed back. I was walking because I was shook of the initial fight with the older guy because I almost fell off the bridge too, so when I found my phone I was walking up the trail trying to catch my breath and calm the fuck down. And thats when i got hit.
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>>727387928
thanks anon
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>>727388195
fake, gay
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>>727388103
Ok well first that puts you at risk for gasoline getting on you so when ya light up yer fucked. Secondly it will pop put a couple rocks in the bottle so when it hits the ground it smashes internally. Or get a super soaker and make a ghetto flame thrower
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>>727388103
You realize that arson and attempted murder are felonies right? I mean if that's your deal then by all means go right ahead. Just be sure to smuggle a phone up your ass to prison so you can post more stories about the epic battle.
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>>727388312
There can't be any witnesses if there aren't any survivors and if he were to wear a mask even better just make sure to book it right away
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>>727388270
just like your future
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>>727388283
I am pretty sure I wont get gasoline on me or enough to catch my self on fire. I am not going to go splashing this shit around like a monkey. Pour over the top of the center of the main tent and what not.
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>>727388415
Op doesn't exactly sound like a criminal mastermind. Cops do catch people every now and then.
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>>727388144
Yes but he's kind of an adorable dumbass. He doesnt brag and is just really positive. Vice TV films him every so often. There was a hilarious one where he heard a Viking saga about how some half giant picked up this massive stone and petrified tree. So he fucking flies out to the middle of nowwhere, picks up this legendary log, carries it into town, drops it off and goes home. The journalist was wtfing over the entire experience. The man literally challenges legends to lifting duels.
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You are a special kind of dumb cunt aren't ya?
>>727388548

Never mind I'm gonna side with you. He's about as useful as tits on a /b/oard
>>727388558
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>>727380434
entry wound is left side if anybody wanted to know

and I am stuck between setting their shit and who cares if they are among it on fire, shooting from a distance at the guy who shot me, or just letting it go since you guys made a good point that I got my revenge, vigilant shit will only cause more trouble.
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>>727388605
Yeah I googled him and found some daily mail article quoting him as saying stuff like that but ok. The log thing is funny, at least he's having fun with it.
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>>727380434
just fucking call the cops.
what kind of uncivilized hellhole do you live in that you don't call the cops when you get shot?
Are you in Mexico or Brazil or Somalia or some shit?
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>>727388605
op here

what he did sounds kind of cool like fuck that let me go challenge this legendary store, and he actually won
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snap chaty .me
>leak ex gf and win
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>>727380434
If dubs smear that mustard packet in the wound.
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>>727388887
san jose, ca
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super soaker full of gasoline + lighter
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>>727388965
Yeah now that op has come to his senses let's get down to /b/usiness.

REROLL
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>>727388965
its a hotsauce packet from the local schools lol I collect them

and dont worry wound has been tended to, drained, and cleaned further. the bruise even though today is only the day after, is already starting to disappear.
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>>727389093
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>>727381704

And the best thing to do about it is to post on /b/ beforehand, so law enforcement will not even have to try to find you.

How is it you are certain who shot you?

If you can prove it was a person in this camp, then take revenge on that person, not a bunch of homeless/and or/mentally ill people who may not all be a bunch of cunts.

There's also the fact if you burn down a homeless camp, you might kill someone. And even if you manage not to, you will forever be labelled as ''the guy who burned down a homeless camp', and will be pilloried and have trouble finding work/and or/pussy.
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>>727380434
I got shot by a bb gun before a .22 pellet most definitely didn't go all the way through. Mine looked a lot like yours at first and then it scanned over got infected and then pussed it was a real nasty infection. I would have the peelers taken out man especially since pellets are made with with lead usually. The green snotty substance coming from my hand it was gross and I will never forget it. Mine is dissing right inside the third layer of skin I would take it out if it wasn't so close to a vein doctors want a thousand to take it out so fuck that.
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ignore this guy and go to snap chaty .me
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>>727389306
And be cheered on for years maybe decades by the locals? The case will get dropped for the "interest of justice" I say OP does what ever he feels like in this situation. THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD
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Go to local dog park, retrieve 10lbs of poops. Put the poops into condoms. Put the poop bombs in plastic grocery bag. Throw at bums. Post results.
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>>727380434

Go to a doctor.
Get a tetanus shot.
Puncture wounds are nothing to fuck with.
No bullshit.
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>>727389374
op here, a bb never goes through and you brought that infection on your self not getting it looked at sooner. It is funny they shot me with a pellet gun and I knew it went though i just need further confirmations, because I am actually an avid fan of pellet guns and air rifles, especially the new nitro piston types that you can keep cocked for hours without damaging the gun. So I know it went thourhg but I am still going to go get a check on Friday just to make sure, it will waste my time but it the scan will free because of my health insurance.
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>>727389569
and get shot again or worse even though op broke their pellet gun, it might not be their only one
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>>727389787
And since you're in Cali maybe you can get some of that sweet medical marijuana for the pain.
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>>727389901
way ahead of you kek
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>>727380434
1. Get a nice paintball gun
2. Put a motorized hopper on top. This is important because you don't want to wait for the paintballs to gravity-feed. This only costs you an extra $30-40 and vastly increases ammo capacity AND fire rate.
3. Get lots of paintballs, but not the cheapest ones because they will jam your gun.
4. Assemble everything, and for bonus points make 'quick reload' packs out of a sealed sandwich bag and 20-50 paintballs (depending on hopper capacity. aim for 3/4 refill, topping off is slow)
5. Make it rain. Rain hell, sticky paint, and drink coaster-sized purple bruises on the offending party, assured that your revenge comes without lethal force or a price tag higher than $300.
6. Store it on the side of your bike forever, ready to assail any errant hobo snipers.
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>>727390007
or just concealed carry and put a nice ole left right center grouping once someone shows lethal intent.

fuck cali the midwest is where its at
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>>727389787
I was 12 and wasn't a pussy drowned it in alcohol when I got home and continued cleaning it. It didn't matter it still got infected. Show me the exit wound. I have a high quality .22 break barrel with same fps rating and I know it won't go all the way through someone. Especially if it hits muscle. Quit being a dumbass and get it checked before the wounds close lead is not good to have inside your body. It will lead to Pernicious anemia and fuck your walking ability for life. Again show me a exit wound.
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>>727390007
You know what anon? you make sense more than anyone else in this thread with your non deadly comment.

I was going to shoot the guy that hit me and his friend too, the older guy even if he was not the one who shot me, dead fucking center in the chest, neck, or face with a .25 caliber air rifle. But your non lethal aspect caught my attention, any judge would let me walk after he found out what they did to me as long as I don't kill them, so yeah thanks man I never thought of revenge like that, painful but not lethal. It might take a little longer than just running up with a gas can and putting my self in danger. And trust me if you shoot a homeless guy and almost kill him, the police will send helicopters looking for you, whether that guy is homeless or not. I really just started this thread because I needed other ideas other than the obvious light their shit on fire bs.
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>>727390327
Look at the first pic >>727380434
It entered left and what is that next to the entry wound? I am pretty sure that is an exit wound...
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Get you buddys and punch the shit out of them. Degenerated gypsy homeless fucks, thinking its cool to shoot at people for fun, fuck them up fam
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>>727390819
I don't really have any friends...
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>>727390483
That or it is 2 entry wounds I can see your point now though if shot at the right angle. Hell it could've even bounced off muscle inside and redirected back out leaving shards, because guess what? When a pellet hits a hard surface it shards when hitting something tough so there is likely shards in op right now. Pic related lead tipped pellets I use that shard up when hit against anything solid and most likely similar to the bums pellets too.
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>>727390007
Fuck that. Get yourself a Glock and fire two warning shots... straight to the chest.
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>>727380981
Oh shit really? I work at the Oakridge mall theatre. If you ever go over there ask the Asian guy at the concession stands if he hates niggers. I'm the only Asian. The answer is yes.
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>>727383086
hehehe I like the:
nice
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you are gonna be a vampire soon my nigga... stop lyin
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>>727390915
all I am saying anon is that I did not get shot multiples times, when I disarmed and broke their gun it was an obvious break barrel one shot at a time, and right after the shot and as I made my way to the encampment there was no 2nd shot as I went to confront them about being pussies like how are you going to lose a fight and than shot the guy you started shit with. I am still going to get it checked out but I am no way near a doctor but I feel like I got lucky because it seems like it missed the muscle tendon on your wrist where the vains are, and hit just under skin and that is all it passed through in and out. Feed back appreciated.
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>>727389787
>>727390483
All I'm saying is your a fucking idiot for not getting immediate attention to it remember I told you that. Got shot by a .22 or or 9mm? Fine not going to the hospital is okay if it isn't a serious wound. Getting shot with a LEAD say it with me... Lead pellet is dangerous to leave inside your body. The bb in me is pure stainless steel no damage if I leave it in lead is a different story look up all the deficiencies lead can cause, pernicious anemia isn't the only worry.
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>>727390138
Hearing that you sound like a real nigga not a fake pussy tough guy. I swear I never been to the Midwest or try to hear anything about it but I feel like it is a real respectful place. Not all these fake smiles and attitudes like Cali or just the West to be specific. What are some good states in the midwest to move to?
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>>727391158
haha good one
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>>7273910987

lol i will keep that in mind
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>>727390915
you mean flakes of left over lead? Like slivers splinters flak of that? I did not know that would be enough especially from a size .177 to be anything serious to worry about, health wise.

In person you can actually see the burn or powder burn marks around the entry round, talk about dieseling. Thinking about their dirty barrel rifle definitely makes me want to go get some shots on Friday. I have all my shots but more anitbotics or whatever won't hurt.
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>>727380981
Call cops. You don't need some junkie fag with nothing to lose fighting with you. I miss Bay Area. San Jose is shit. Good whare house parties back in the day. Smack was tasty too.
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If you have a paintball or pellet gun, freeze the paintballs or douse the pellets with pepper spray (should be $15 a bottle, or so). Bike up on them and drive-by the guys that shot at you. I'd say firebomb their tents, but their could be families or women among them. Not that I'd make a distinction among niggers, but the police would actually take that bit seriously.
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>>727391944
Yes it is any lead content in your body is poisonous. Lead pipes for plumbing systems have been ousted because even drinking water traveling from those pipes for a period of ten years will cause serious complications. If you have actual lead in your body it will absorb into your bloodstream after breaking down. Those small pieces of lead will cause you nerves to construct and attack your muscles and spine years down the road, in turn making it really difficult to walk or impossible to do on your own. Like some anons said you should have gone to the emergency room. This is the medical reason why they are saying that.
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>>727391204
Are you a dense nigger? If I got shot by a 9mm or .22 NON AIR RIFLE a 22.lr I would be smacking and banging on the first door of the first house I see in search of help, I did not even hear the shot when I got hit and when I ripped the plastic suppressor off it was obviously an air rifle, alot of them have that shitty type at the end. Even when I found my phone it was dead, and the beaners that were painting houses that gave me a towel I didn't even want to bother them any further. One dude looked like he was going to cry looking at all the blood on my shirt and hand, he felt bad but I was telling him in Spanish its all good just give me a towel and I head home no police. He could have got deported lol
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>>727392246
Speaking of which, if you decide to buy one for this, use cash. You don't want some good boi din du nuffin raising a stink and the media writing a blurb about innocent homeless man attacked by in racist bike-by pellet shooting.

If you get a really good one, you could bike up to the encampment, with a scope, take cover, and really lay into these faggots. Just bike away if they catch onto you. I assume your place is somewhat urbane.
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>>727392282
But jokes asides thanks for the info I will get it checked out and not overlook it
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>>727380981
Call the cops, Cali cops take guns super serious
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>>727382771
Should have hurt the guy with the airgun. He had it, so he's responsible. If its not him tell him to say who and you'll stop the beating.
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>>727380434
Kys
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>>727392246
I was thinking this too and it almost happened to me one time this other homeless guy in a different area tried to steal my bike and fight me for feeling stupid when I caught him outside the store, that is common around here in shitty san jose ca., but right before I was going to burn his tent and suitcase after finding out where he stays, and I was just watching, smoking some bud, and hanging out, and then all of a sudeen this tweaker bitch crawls out of the tent as the sun is going down. Worst feeling I ever had in my stomach. But with this spot there are no other girls but still ever since than I still kinda dont want to risk it.

Another anon above mentioned an auto feed hopper or wahtever for a paintball gun to keep the good vibes flowing and not slowing lol Would frozen paintballs change their shape and effect an auto feeder or just plain set up? I hate shit jamming on me or not being reliable
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>>727383448
Wtf? Leave them alone? Burn the whole fucking camp down. I hate this "everyone is valuable" culture. Fuck those degenerate rat bums.
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>>727392378
The average .177 lead pelletis 7.5 grams or 487 milligrams the whole pellet doesn't need to be in there the shards are enough. 5 micrograms per deciliter is considered toxic. You better sign up for some chelation therapy asap and remove shards if possible.
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Arson.
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>>727388312
Nobody spends any time to solve murders of homeless illegals. That's because everyone knows they and we are better off I'd they're dead.
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>>727392698
He was afraid to shoot at point blank, I grabbed the end ripped off the suppressor, than got closer, and twisted it like a vault door away from him. After tossing it in the water snapped in half I felt kind of good, maybe that is why I completely forgot to beat the guy who shot me even though I already fucked up his friend, like I knocked him out and down, he got up and ran away and than showed up a min after I was confronting the shooter because of the yelling I guess. I could have used the gun as a club now that I think of it but they were really not trying to fight once I was in their "front yard" in front of their tents with all their trash and bullshit.
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>>727381122
Winrar! Don't be a faggot OP
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>>727392968
If you are the same guy, thank you even more I well definitely go to the doctor now. What do they do to you in chelation therapy?
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>>727380981
Lol did the Jungle get resurrected?
The homeless suck in SJ
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>>727393248
http://www.webmd.com/balance/tc/chelation-therapy-topic-overview
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>>727393110
hahaha
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>>727383926

The Jewish method, don't be a goyim OP, play it smart.
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>>727390483
>I am pretty sure that is an exit wound...
There is no question in my mind -- NONE -- that it is a medically proven fact that that IS an exit wound.
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>>727393248
>>727393358
Chelation may not be necessary if this is taken care of fast, but honestly it depends if your doctor is overly cautious or not.
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>>727393358
>http://www.webmd.com/balance/tc/chelation-therapy-topic-overview

Well I better stop drinking and taking vital vitamin supplements for the time being... Never had one but hopefully I don't get a seizure from alcohol withdraw kek this is getting too complicated lol I should definitely shoot one of them now..
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>>727393485
lolwut.jpg
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>>727389374
Heres what you do
>put ice pack on top of bb
>wait until area totally numb
>use razor blade to slice directly above bb
>squeeze out
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>>727393287
Not not yet,

kinda worse,

THEY DISPERSED! maybe thats why I got shot, side effect of a couple of years ago. I think San Jose tore it down in 2015. And sealed it up with fences like they should of done years ago to protect local creeks from busy areas.
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>>727391315
yeah dude 9 mm single stack. never felt safer.

Honestly south dakota seems like it has nothing in it but the black hills are cool. visit western south dakota. its like mini colorado without all the fuckin hippies and yuppies
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>>727393625
Yes shoot them full of lead divine retribution must be enacted.... I should have been sleeping hours ago. Here I am giving detailed medical training on /b/ at 5 in the morning when I have class at 9 tomorrow.
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>>727380434
fuck off with this thread, just burn the place to the ground
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>>727393926
fucking sounds sick, thanks. I hate Colorado. Beautiful country sides but it is plagued.
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>>727393731
What? I have access to lidocaine and Vicodin I would have done this year's ago. It is sitting right on top of a Vien and another close to the left. If I fuck up the cut I can do some damage so I haven't done it.
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>>727393992
Go to sleep after this post dude, that is more important, /b/ is forever. 3 hours of sleep now is better than none at all.
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>>727393992
I will think of you medical advice as one of them gets hit with a .25 pellet next month lol I am going for their hand or dick nothing too serious!
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>>727394152

Not the guy who made the suggestion but cutting a vein doesn't matter, the only issue would be cutting an artery. Nothing will happen if you cut that vein, plus the bb is close to the surface and will likely draw very little blood. Just do it bro fuck having a BB sat in your hand forever.
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>>727394152
The bb is still in you !?!?!
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>>727394517
I mean you left it in their for years? but its not lead so who cares i guess was your logic
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>>727394139
honestly i love it. beautiful hills, lots of climbing, hunting, camping, fishing, shooting. everything you could want. minus all that dumb shit that goes on in big cities and minus all that libtard garbage human waste that cool places like cali colorado and washington gets. custer state park is awesome. favorite place ever. look it up, won't be dissapointed.
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>>727394620
Thanks I will keep that in mind the big cities and bullshit to avoid if I ever visit there, to me Colorado is the the perfect blend of everything for an outdoorsman as well as the weather and different terrains. Custer, Ill remember that one too.
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KILL THEIR DOGS
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>>727394988
There is none, the dogs didn't shot me!
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>>727380831
Thats a nice looking computer booting up
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>>727395773
not with a shit monitor like that
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