Let's get a secrets thread going, anons.

I have always lived in an extreme Christian household and I always tried my best to adhere to our view of chastity. However, when I was 13 I found out I was gay. I didn't want to tell my mother because they always said that it was a sin and I would never be allowed back home if I was gay. I kept this a secret for five whole years, and I tried my best not to get off with gay stuff. I tried and tried to make myself straight, but I couldn't. I don't have a job and they are paying for my college education. I felt scared because I can't find a job anywhere and I don't want to lose my college education.

So this evening my worst fear came true. I was visiting them and my mom came across my journal and read something I wrote when I was 14 or so. She banged on the door of my room and barged in. At this point, I could no longer hide the truth from her. I finally told her I was gay and I couldn't help it. She was scared, and she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could tell that this cab was rare but I thought now "Forget it. Yo Holmes, to Bel Air!" I pulled up to the house at around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo Holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on the throne as the prince of Bel Air.

>>727380238
You're a nigger.

>>727380347
I'm not and I'm thankful.

my mom tried to fonger my friend in the friend my my backs car

>Be in college in early 2000s, before Facebook
>Took a couple years off to take care of family member with cancer
>Came back as 22 y/o sophomore
>Buy booze for all my freshman/sophomore classmates
>Get invites to all the parties
>Bring home/go home with at two or three drunk girls per week, no repeats
>Drunk girls can't legally give consent
>I raped over 100 women in college
>Never reported, never investigated, never caught
>Feelsgoodman.zip

When I was 17 I raped myself when I was only 18.

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My girlfriend and i are looking for someone else to come fuck her

When I was about 11 I fucked my 9 year old cousin. We experiment with each other and it went further until the point we both lose t our virginity to each other lol. Everytime I'd see her at family functions we'd play hide and seek or tag and me and her would run off and go hide in the bushes and do stuff

one night I was drunk driving, i could barely stay on the road, i go over the sidewalk, i woman with a baby were there, i ran over them, then i hit a wall, my car was destroyed, i died, the woman also died, someone called 911, the paramedics arrived just to find the woman still holding the baby on her dead arms, the baby survived, the baby was me.

Muslim girl at work told me she has a boyfriend, her father and brothers would probably kill her for this.

In exchange for my silence the horny little fuck has been sucking my dick when ever I ask.

>>727381080
if picture is related, sure.
you one of those annoying cucks who wants to watch though?

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>>727381182
Pic is related, yeah.
And no i don't mind, it's up to her. As long as she has fun, I'm happy and so is she.

>>727380238
I keep the past 6-7 years of my life a secret to people I know now.

When I was 16 I was a bad kid, smoked a lot of weed, did acid, went to court every year of highschool for truancy. Got kicked out senior year and had to go to secondary school where I graduated on time thankfully.

To make a long story short I didn't get better for a long time. I kept down a dark road. By the age of 20 I had been arrested 3 times for drugs. I had smoked meth, injected heroin, done bunches of RC's and used to get high on xannax so I wouldn't be so scared when I stole things from stores like clothes I wanted and electronics. I lived with a molly dealer for a while, then a xannax dealer. I dealt drugs for them when they weren't around or if they needed a driver. Saw a lot of fucked shit being a dealers driver/helper.

Then at 21 everything hit rock bottom. In the same year I had one friend get shot in the head during a drug deal. I had one friend die from mixing xannax and alcohol at my house party. I had one friend kill himself by standing on some train tracks one night high on oxy. Three other of my friends got suck on heroin and had to go into methadone treatment. It was too much for one year. Too many funerals for one year. Too many lives destroyed all around me.

So I got out. I got scared and I got out. Me and my best friend moved across state to a huge city where we knew nobody. We both cleaned up. A year later we came back to our old town to finish school. Turns out a couple other people from the group cleaned up too. We all got together and are great friends now. We are all clean. All going to school. I'm 24 now going on 25 and I'm going to be alright, but making new friends is hard.

Dating people is hard. When you look normal you start hanging out with normal people, dating normal people. If they knew who I was and what happened over the past 6 years of my life, they would get the fuck away from me.

Makes all new relationships feel not as real.

So yea.

>>727381175

I'm calling bullshit on this

>>727381344
what city?

>>727381147
I used to do similar things with the neighbour girl. We would cycle round neighborhood all the time. One day I stopped and said I need go piss. She asked can I watch? I say sure thing, then after she says she needs to piss. She takes her trousers down, squats and start to piss. This was first time I'd seen a vag and first time I realised we were different.

Things escalated from there.

>>727381365
Not much of a secret. Go back on drugs until you have something interesting to talk about, fucking loser.

>>727381365
thats heavy af

I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash

My bestfriend's girlfriend dumped him to date me. It's been a month and he doesn't know

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>>727381493
Liverpool, UK

>>727380238
tell us yours OPp.

>>727381501
No shit I had Probaly only come once or twice from masturbation. The first time she sacked my dick I came in her mouth and she almost spewed lol. Don't think she had any idea it would do that lol

>>727381642
wrong continent anon, sorry
good luck though

>>727381365
The hardest step is to stop. Keep going anon.

>>727380298
5/7

Im a Hispanic Latina and I voted Trump

>>727381642
These images are old

>>727381443
70 percent of what you read in these threads are bullshit, 20 percent are real but considered lame by others, 10 percent are real and very interesting but most people assume it's bullshit.

You will ruin your enjoyment if you try to analyze which are true.

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>>727381808
Cheers, man
>>727381918
Yeah, were gonna take some newer ones soon

>>727381365
You know weed and acid alone didn't make you a bad kid.

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>>727381845
Trump approves, even though you're getting deported. Thanks for the vote!!

>>727381845
You are going to burn in hell

I'm in the process of growing 5 jars of magic mushrooms.

>>727382002
Spread her ass. Let me get a better look of that asshole.

>>727380546
thats because feminazis didnt have much power then so they werent teaching women to yell rape whenever they got drunk and made a bad decision

>>727382119
Sweet

>>727380238
Pretty sure I have Psychosis, and i'm hiding it from my unit so I don't get kicked

I miss my ex boyfriend because he was my best friend. I never found anyone like him and yeah, i have a boyfriend but it's a different relationship.
I think about him everyday and i wonder if he's happy, i also talk with him in my head all the time.
i miss this friendship so much, but i have this foolish pride and i can't even answer his messages.
he caused me so much pain

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>>727382160
Sure

>>727380238
I like to catfish all my female friends for nudes on kik

>>727380238
i just want to lose my virginity already! being a female virgin at 26 is embarrassing! but i fucking hate the kind of guys in my town are all retarded thug wannabe beaners and im only attracted to nerdy white guys fuck!

>>727382450
Genius
>>727382282
Retarded

>>727382526
>shitty b8 is shitty

>>727382282

Post your tits

>>727381756
Kek, we were both about 7 so I don't think I was capable of ejaculate yet.

Was mostly touching and some minor oral. In fact it was her idea to suck my dick.

I have vague memories of her parting her pussy lips and me rubbing my little hard pee pee against her and trying to force it in

>>727380238
see>>727381653

we're all waiting....

I voted for Jeb! instead of Trump

>>727382062
There are plenty of kids who do those substances at those ages and aren't bad kids, or turn out just fine I agree. In some cases those two drugs can actually help people I believe.

>>727380238
I have not looked at my own poo for at least 30 years, and I never will. It sickens me.

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>>727382526
(you)

>>727382283
Sexy little shitter. She takes it up the Butt?

>>727382526

Post ur tatas

>>727382282
What did he do?
Why is he an ex now?

These threads are bot-posted. There's literally always a 'tell me your secrets' thread on /b/

I think someone is collecting the responses.

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>>727382646
We haven't tried it yet, but she's open to it :)

I feel like a fucking failure in this website with all these unemployed bastards

>>727382119
Nice. Any fancy equipment that you need? Once I get my supplies I'm going to extract raw dmt, mescaline and make liquid psilocybin extract. Shrooms and any other type of mushroom tastes disgusting.

>>727382963
i bet YOU taste disgusting

>>727382734
he was a fucking idiot

I'm 29.
My next door neighbor has a daughter around 14 or so.
She comes over to "play" with my niece on Saturdays.

She actually comes over to suck me off and let me stick it in the anal canal.

I'm want to sleep with a girl.

>>727383152
Kek


I eat pussy for a living. 90$ a meal

i cheat on my military husband a lot, i'm always tired, i'm depressed and i wanna headbutt a train (to test my physical strength).

25, currently fucking my stepsister. Living the dream

>>727382759
Id help her. But id go hard on her ass

>>727382804
Bitch i got two jobs and i dont get tired.
Fucking work hard or dont complain about life bot giving you the easy route.

I want tondo terrible sexual things to Matthew Gray Gubler. InB4 get out fag

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>>727382589
>>727382645

>tfw my life is so pathetic no one believes it and thinks it's bait

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i pretend to be all edgy and shit sometimes but im really scared that im not really edgy and that it's my real personality, i dont know if ill be able to go my whole life without "snapping", and i know that if i do a lot of people are going to suffer. It actually makes me want to kms but some weird sense of apathy holds me from it

pic related, its my mind in a nutshell (just gore and sex and people getting off on both

>>727383091
Can I know why?

Your original post makes me so sad. Talking with him in your head. So sweet. I gotta know what happened.

Being serious btw

i want to have sex but my bf doesn't want because he's tired. i don't remember the last time that i had an orgasm. what a shitty life

>>727383376
I'm a 35 virgin femanon. It's better to wait for the right one than just fuck someone so you can say you're not a virgin.

>>727383496
Buy sex toys.

I binge on prescription amphetamines sometimes and fap/assplay/self service for hours at a time

It's never worth it, but I'm addicted to how it feels in the moment

Have also recently been experimenting with sounding. I am a fan

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>>727383320
She's good with that, as long as you fuck her hard and she gets to swallow some cum

>>727383496
Dude you can take care of yourself. Seriously. Just do what feels good for yourself and maybe itll turn your man on in the process.

>>727383496
>i don't remember the last time that i had an orgasm.
that's a pretty easy problem to fix on your own.

>>727383506
this is bait and clearly incorrect

>>727383553
Sounds like dumb shit I'd do maybe.

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>>727383660

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>>727380238
god you're serious, again? ok this girl. i want to fuck her so hard her parents will both get preggers.

>>727383795
I can't blame you for that.

>>727383296
>i wanna headbutt a train
we've discussed this before. you are slightly unbalanced

>>727383458
Yeah, i know.
Nothing really happened, he just got bored of me, we were in different stages of life.

>>727383903
Unbalanced people, on my /b/?!

>>727383376
there's nerdy white guys in every town anon.

>>727382804
You got a problem with temporarily unemployed posters?

>>727383296
>i wanna headbutt a train
thats a new one georgia

>>727383988
Sadly they all aren't Matthew Gray Gubler.

>>727383296
If you get the chance, you should kill yourself.

>>727383903
i can try

>>727384036
i said the exact same thing yesterday!

I'm slowly starting to realize more and more that I don't care about others, I only care about myself and scary thing is I kinda like it and wanna keep moving in that direction and wish to reach a point where I don't care about others at all

>>727383450
Stop acting edgy. Notice how most adults aren't "edgy"? It's because they realized it's fuckin stupid when they where in their late teens and stopped acting that way. If you have to present a manufactured personality to others, then you need to work on your self acceptance. You should not have to present or act infront of others. You will always have to tailor your behavior towards who you are talking to, or giving situations, but acting like something you aren't is a sure-fire way to not only build bad relationships with lousy foundations but also to negatively impact your mental health. Stop doing it.
Being serious for a moment: If you are having violent fantasies (or urges) you should seriously seek professional help sooner rather than later. You can get help, you can be happy, it is completely within your grasp.

>>727381160
R... Roger?

>>727384101
First you need to buy a journal, then find a kaiju spirit thing, then you will be death note guy.

>>727384145
No adults just roflol at their edginess while enjoying it.

>>727384101
welcome to my world

>>727381443
Call what you like, we're not all boring neck beard normies like you

>>727383567
ass to mouth? What a fucking whore. Got kik?

>>727383245
nice.
the reason it's a secret for me is because I'm female

>>727383296
Good lol, the military is a fucking stupid concept

>>727384086
>i said the exact same thing yesterday
I missed have missed that thread.
I do remember you never sent me your kik.

>>727381175
i have read this so damn many times it just feels like copypasta. if it's not, good for you

>>727380238
Is this loli or a real girl? http://neetpussy.com

>>727383945
That's so sad.

I'm really sorry, that's just terrible.
You never know, you could continue to grow as a person, grow your life and experiences, and get bored of who he was or is. Stages of life doing go straight up, they branch off. He might stagnate as a person, and see you again some time from now, and wonder how he gave up such an interesting person, and wonder what happened to himself.


Or, none of that could happen.

Or we could all die.

Or like, Kayne could be president for a while.

I'm really sorry that happened though, that seriously sounds awful. Hope you are alright.

>>727383496
Why doesn't he just finger you or eat you out

>>727384325
like i always say, just post yours. i don't want to get harrassed. i caved yesterday and some dude saw my tits & timestamp. that could be you

>>727382689
When poor anon falls for shitty b8

>>727383553
What kind of amoheetamine would make you delusional enough to try that shit? I don't even think a hardcore tweaker would do that. You're just into some weird shit. Absolutely nothing to do with the drug

>>727383945
Madeline?

>>727384192
Great thinking... or yanno, just become a serial killer

>>727383988
i never see them in my town unless its at the bus station to pass by... and even if i do spot them i doubt they'd be interested since i'm not a smol azn girl

>>727384077
had to look him up. he is a cutie :3c

>>727384145
notice the "sometimes" its only when im anonymous that i act this way, i dont act this way in front of anyone i know, as i know it will cause bad situations. The problems it feels like an acti no matter what i do. Whenever im being edgy its an act. whenever im nice to kids (which ive been told im great with children) its an act, i actually cant stand the monster , but at the same time i have urges that i cant stand ,and have done things im not proud of (though nothing at all serious). No matter how i act it always feels like something im not

as for professional help im not even sure where to look, as well as i cant afford it, and live with family who would (without a fucking doubt, the sneaky fucks they are) pry into why and try to figure out behind my back or at the very least heavily judge me. If they put me out because they dont trust my mental state then im fucked with nowhere to go, no one to help, and no money at all (which can make getting a job difficult if i cant shower/be presentable)

at least theres one pro:ive been acting for years so ive gotten really good at it and good at keep any urges/fantasy down to an absolute minimum

>>727384245
Nice, would love to hear your story

>>727384967
maybe

30 years ago a good friend of mine git raped at a kegger party. The asshole that did it dragged her into a bedroom and tore her clothes off then held her down and choked her while he pounded his microdick into her pussy. She didn't come out screaming about it though, she found me and hatched a plan to make him disappear. We waited until we graduated, about a month later, and went to the big kegger way the fuck outta town. He was there of course. She got cozy with him so that he would think she was coming back for more. I hid in his trunk when nobody was looking. She got him all riled up and horny then said let's go somewhere private. She had him drive way out of town and into the woods to an old logging show that still had equipment on it. I hade driven my dad's truck out there earlier and hid it so we would have a ride home. Nobody saw her leave with him and nobody saw me get in his car so when he finally got to the spot he thought he was going to get lucky at he was too busy thinking about her tits rather than wondering why his trunk was opening. She started blowing him which afforded me the opportunity to put a rope around his neck. The next hour was her torturing him and him screaming. In the end he begged, he begged so hard. She enjoyed going bear jew on his ass. After that I just fired up the bucket loader and dug a hole. We buried him in the car and left. It's been years now since that happened, and old friends still wonder whatever happened to so and so. His parents never seemed to bother looking for him, maybe they were relieved he was gone. Anyway, that place where this all happened is shut off from logging, or even human usage, guess the bunny huggers are good for something. The girl died of cancer a couple years back so it's just me now, and I have no regrets.

>>727384687
I'd like that to be me, but posting anything other than a throwaway on /b/ is a bad idea.

ok with sending your kik to an email?

>>727385035
i'd also like to add that i know i need professional help, as ive been planning to get it for a few years now, but i need to work on the stability of my life before i can get down to the specifics of my personality/emotions/fantasies

>>727384666
Thank you
I'm sad but there's nothing that i can do. It's been many years since i saw him, but somehow i can't forget the way he made me feel.

>>727385033
>i'm not a smol azn girl
what are you? their kind are usually ok with anything with a pussy

>>727384447
Not pasta just read these threads every day at work. So I just share my secret.

>>727384290
She's never tried it
JonesyBx

>>727385169
I'm going to write this as a book

>>727381845
Make a thread when your mom or boyfriend get deported in a few weeks k?

>>727385035
That is 100% not what I thought. I apologize. I thought you meant like around your friends or at school or something you acted edgy. I didn't realize it was when mostly alone.

This sounds like a mental health concern you should really take up with somebody. Your family will attempt to make sense of it yea, that is a normal reaction. So long as you can convince yourself that you can bare their reaction, I would hope the end result is they would give in to your request for psychological help. You have to weigh that in your head. If you straight up don't think they will give it to you then while you are living with them get a job and pay for it yourself without telling them.


How old are you?

>>727384081
i will don't worry :3

>>727385749
"Your family will attempt to make sense of it yea" no actually, i would argue that my family, without being disturbed or "mentally ill" are actually worse people than me, shit i am at least concerned for safety/hygeine yet it was implied they would disown me over an argument...the argument in question? they were saving something for use in a garden and it got insanely moldy, but they kept it in the house, i told them about how fucked up that is considering the health of the children and that pissed them off. they would NEVER try to understand me and if they knew any of this i'd probably be disowned (they've already disowned for less)

i do plan on getting a job to pay for it, but i want to get out before i do so so i dont get myself stuck knee deep in shit

also im 22

>>727380238
I have always lived with the existential horror of knowing that magic is real.

I am also the one true God given flesh, but I'm not allowed to prove it to anyone because I don't want to die a horrible death like the first time (s) I pledged myself to God.

>>727385370
Added you

>>727385125
Doubtful.. but if it is you, know this walrus is very sorry.

>>727386154
Use the helium method so your husband won't have to clean up after
you. And leave a note saying you were cheating so that he isn't upset.

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>>727385277
im hispanic. nerdy white guys hate my kind

>>727386653
any fun kinks or fetishes, anon?

>>727386653
nerdy white guy reporting in. Trust me, that is not the case. would 100% go there but live somewhere without many hispanics

im a psychopath but nobody in my family knows it. All my family and friends think im the kindest sweetest person but i dont feel a god damn thing, its all just a big act

>>727383506
meh 'the right one' is kind of bullshit. Don't fuck people you don't want to fuck, but don't put your first time on a pedastool either.

you must masturbate a lot.

>>727386760
Don't cut yourself on that edge!

>>727386825
What do you mean by that

>>727386818
Uh yup.

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Although I'm in a happy relationship, I have around 400 images of friends in various states of undress saved in my laptop and I regularly post them here. I also have a chick who wants to be dominated by me and calls me daddy.

A relationship is great and all, but sometimes you just need to expose sluts as the sluts they are.

Pic related: my girls

>>727386915
You're so edgy.

>>727386942
lol. wasnt trying to be, just being honest

>>727386652
yes sir

>>727386818
>don't put your first time on a pedastool either.
>pedastool

>>727386983
I'm joking around but get a shrink maybe?

>>727386924
what do you usually cum to?

what have you actually done sexually?

>>727387001
Thank you.

>>727387030
I have been seeing a therapist for a few years now but even she has absolutely no idea

>>727387035
Matthew Gray Gubler. Brandon Lee. Goth guys. Dildos pretty much that's it.

Had sex with a girl, then a few hours later had sex with her sister.

Apparently girls talk about these kinda things. Won't be doing that again. Caused a shit storm

>>727381365
You're an inspiration OP write a book and tell people your tale

Literally brought a tear to my eye that was beautiful.

Stay clean and stay righteous and you'll never see darkness like that again.

>>727387161
Then there was that one time someone posted a meaningful on /b/...

>>727387117
so pretty vanilla? no fun kinks?

What have you done with a guy? Kissing? Fondling?

I'm having an affair with a married crossdresser in his 40's. He's also a minister and my AA sponsor.

>>727382282
I miss you a lot and talk to you in my head all the time
As long as you're happier now I can't say that I down you for anything you've thought or said

Always remember that I'll always love you, Kayla.

>>727386334
Ok, so get a job so you can move out, then once you are on your own if you still feel concerned about it get some professional help.

Your family sounds like it's part of the problem. Distance yourself from them.

>>727387294
sorry but i'm not kayla

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Im 5'11 but wont beat up the bully at my highschool tfw 19 taking classes again

>>727387226
I've seen male male bdsm and that's hot. Kissing, fondling. There was a guy I almost was going to with but he was Christian. I mean reads the Bible every day, going to christian rock shows Christian. I had to stop it I told him I'm goth for fuck's sake, it's like dating satan and being Christian how?

>>727387411
>35 year old
>virgin
>still identifying as goth

not trying to be rude, but have you been diagnosed with anything?

>>727387359
Now you got me curious as well. Initials? What do you mean 'different stages in life'?

I'm 19 and in love with someone and I want to get over them so fucking bad but every guy I talk to I just ruin it because I get bored and send nudes bc I'm dumb

>>727387489
Depression anxiety and bipolar. I'm here, did you think I'd be normal?

>>727387336
i have no doubt that they are, at least one thing that calms me is i seem to have some semblance of empathy as i actually fear for the well being of the children

also as a side no, when i do finally see professional help i dont even know how to start.......like do i just walk in like "yea i feel like im dahmer incarnate sometimes" or what

>>727386718
my fetishes are pretty vanilla (especially since I haven't had sex yet)

I like guys using fleshlights, gay/lesbian, have a bit of a daddy fetish, incest hentai, are just to name a few

>>727386755
i live in a place with very little whites. kinda funny if my situation wasn't so sad, but it's nice to know my race wouldn't be an issue for some guys ;v;

>>727387095
Has she brought up autism?

>>727387661
As long as you're not a velacoraptor why would anyone have a problem?

>>727387411
I think you should *consider* just having some sex with a guy who seems nice and fun. I mean you don't have to or anything but it might help you gain confidence more generally.

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>>727387691
I'm on /b/ it's implied.

>>727387661
Those don't sound supervanilla. I've played a lot of daddy stuff and watched incest and hentai stuff with women. Always fun.

How far have you gone with a guy?

>>727387773
Overprotective parents

>>727387575
just wondering anon. I work in the industry, makes perfect sense.

>>727387540
Send nudes to whoever you're in love with. I don't think you're dumb, maybe just slightly unstable right now but I'm almost certain that your ex will want sum fucc after you send nudes.

I live in an apartment with my gf. There is another cute chick living with her bf upstairs. Everyone's washing machines are in the basement. Everytime I see that their laundry is ready I search it for panties or bras of that chick. Use it to jerk off right in front of the washing machine while spitting on it. Put it back in the machine. Greet her occasionally knowing that she might wear some undies with my spit and some sperm on it

>>727387888
Okay I'm just joking. It's a bit like walking into hell and asking why is it so hot.

>>727387540
And if your nudes turn me on ill show you my dick ;^)
>classy as fuck, I know
but it's pretty big from what I've heard

>>727387661
definitely not an issue.
used to work in an office that required some spanish translators, mostly girls. they got a lot of attention.

>have a bit of a daddy fetish
gonna need you to come over here now

>>727387877
what about them? Do you still live at home?

>>727387638
Wasnt dahmer himself dahmer incarnate?

>>727388074
Yup

>>727388201
well if you're 35 they should be happy you're going out and probably worry about you being home and single.

Tinder is your friend I think.

>>727388193
yeah but hes dead now, so i could also be dahmer incarnate, you're missing the point here how the fuck do i start this kind of conversation....

I've often wondered what it would be like to suck a dick. I'm male

>>727387911
I did send him nudes when I was drunk. Hell I sent him a video, he responded pretty neutrally

>>727388329
>bipolar
>anxiety
>depression
there's a reason her parents are protective anon, closely linked to why she's not laid. anxiety is a hell of a thing to have if you want to fuck around.

>>727388004
kik me adriananmily

>>727387743
im not sure but the 4chan community kinda gives off a "we hate blacks and anyone who isn't white unless you're a qt azn or 2d girl" vibe

>>727387852
not very far since i dont find the kind of guys who come on to me attractive (they mostly use a macho bs kind of bravado which i dont care for)

>>727381160
Dayum you're the guy who posted the testicles 'theory' of eternal life in this same moment

i

>>727387516
I can't say my initials, sorry but why do you wanna know? It would make any difference?

>>727388329
I'm meeting guys more at shows now. I <3 rocker guys. Online dating is kid of an ehhhh...thing.

my mother always wanted a daughter, she banded my testicles to cut off the blood flow until they had to be surgically removed when I was a kid, so there's my daughter laundry, I'm a guy that literally doesn't have balls

>>727388489
naah we hate whites quite a bit 2 and qt azns are debatable, we do love us some 2d though

>>727388439
It's also because my parents are anxious themselves.

>>727381182

i

>>727388489
I know 4chan is fucked up, everyone does.

>>727388672
oh my fucking god i typed the number instead of the word like a fucking schoolgirl i think its time for fucking sleep

>>727388660
That sucks anon, sorry. Have you accepted it now or no?

>>727388773
lol

I vape and I like it.

>>727388660
What in the fuck?!

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>>727388672
can definitely agree with the 2D girls

and goodnight anon

>>727388912
accepted what?

>>727388971
she's a crazy cunt

>>727388489
any online play then? incest, hentai and daddy stuff is lots of fun online.

I'm married bit sometimes I think about fucking my ex.

>>727389013
Well, like are you comfortable having sex with nothing down there? like can you function properly or do you still have issues because of what happened.

>>727388408
he could be a dick, you could be ugly, or either one of you could be crazy
god luck. nothing says "im a classy girl who has self respect" like sending sloppy drunk nudes to random guys. I'm sorry anon

>>727381642
figures

I've jerked off while practicing hypnosis on people.

>>727389264
I have to take hormones, and no, I can't have sex at all, I can't get an erection. If I were gay and wanted to take it in the ass, that'd be the only way I could fuck.

I want to rape my friends crush. She was raped before and didn't report it before so whats the chance she does this time. I plan to show how much a faggot he is for not been man enough to fuck her.

>>727388445
there I kicked you

Two people are in love with me and I don't love either of them back. Beginning to feel like a freak because they're both wonderful people.

I miss my times in the military, the first 6 years were the best even though 80% of it was pure hell. All you anons who are in now or will be joining enjoy your time in and look out for eachother and thanks for serving. I remember being 17 getting ready to join (18 years ago) and a 82 year old man tolled me "time goes by in a wink of an eye one day you will be as old as me missing those times but lucky enough to have had them" night anons

>>727389398
this, but 4 girls.

it's a problem.

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holy fuck ignore this thread and check out snap chaty .me right now

>>727389379
Reason has left the building.

>>727389477

It really is! I don't know whether I'm scared of loving someone back or something after my past relationship though.
Are these girls your friends?

>>727389379

Ah yes, that natural response to a friend not fucking their crush.

>>727389290
Honestly it's probably that I'm ugly I'm going to be flat out, I'm not good looking

>>727389614
roflol

>>727382282
im sorry things didnt work out sophie, you will always have a place in my mind and heart

>>727388964
Are you cutting back on the cigarettes? Or are you just one of those d00ude look at me I can vape! vape nation wannabe lmao bro dude guys

I killed my brother when I was 9 he was 7. My parents think it was an accident. It was not. I am 28 now and have urges to do it again

>>727389135
shouldn't have got married. if your wife sucks, divorce her. if she's nice then just be a decent person and don't cheat.

>>727389568
girlfriend, ex, exes friend, friend.

I dunno. I've loved girls before. Not sure if it's some damage from a past relationship or if for some reason none of these girls is right for me. Or something completely different I guess.

>>727389398
Make it obvious you don't love them.

>>727383096
the feds is coming for swag

>>727389021
naw i quit roleplaying years ago, though i would like to try it irl if i ever get a partner

>>727389706
Beep beep! Here comes the party van!

>>727385169
feds are coming

>>727389828

Might be a combo, or maybe you just aren't ready for a relationship right now. I don't think I am. Either way, good luck anon, hope everything works out and you find the girl of your dreams :)

>>727389674
Im not Sophia lol hope my ex read this thread but he's probably sleeping cause he's normal

>>727389925
I still roleplay from time to time, especially daddy or incest scenes.

And sometimes more than roleplay too.

>>727390423
good luck to you too anon. We'll get through this stage and find somebody to love.

>>727390487
jesus would you stop trying to push CP on every 'girl' who comes through here? fuck

>>727390567
it's not a girl you weeb

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>>727390456
lots ppl projecting their ex on u so i figured id do the same. however i have noticed that sadgirls like u guys are mostly borderline/depressed and i have no idea how to help u girls..

>>727390456
he's not.

A coworker of my gf and me is a horny pervert. He sends us pics of him fucking girls or of his cock and wants us to send him pics of us fucking.
Recently we came home a little drunk and fucked. After that we were still horny, so we sent some nudes to him and he responded with some stuff. Made us so horny that we fucked again.
We've been doing this one or two times in a row since then, and that shit just made us so horny that we fucked like mad for some days after each exchange.
He has hinted that he would like to watch us fuck in real life, and somehow this idea makes me horny. I also liked the idea of having sex with another couple in the same room, but I am not sure how my gf feels about taking this stuff to reality.

>>727383296


What a cunt.

>>727386927
Location?

>>727391233
thank you and nice numbers

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>>727384301

Yeah, you'd rather be speaking Chinese, fucking idiot.

>>727391287
Mostly uk

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>>727383296

I hope you are murdered slowly and painfully.

Love Hispanic chicks. Message me om kik. DeathRyser

My fiancé and I broke off our engagement a few months ago, best decision of my life. I can't believe I almost let myself be chained to someone like that for the rest of my life.

I'm a panhandler in real life, I beg money to live.
I try to act as nice as I possibly could with people, but tbh, I don't really have many friends, I don't really care to either.
I'm a closet sociopath, but I think most of my Fam knows I'm a sociopath, hence why they keep their distance from me. I tbh, kinda really hate people. I would kill for money if I knew I could get away with it.
I can't say that I don't have a conscience, I just generally try not to care about anything.
It' feels easier to not care about anyone than to care.
I seriously hate people though, and believe one day I will probably be in jail for murder.

>>727391405
yes please

My biggest fear is that my intrusive thoughts are something more. I know that most people supposedly have them, but they really freak me out sometimes.

My aunt had a stroke and after recovering went totally nuts. Robbed my grandma, generally just did a lot of shitty stuff. I remember my mom explaining how brain damage can change you like that. That terrifies me. What if I get brain damage some day and I suddenly start acting on these intrusive thoughts?

>>727385261
My bet is that you are a crazy manipulative shit, i got an ex somewhat like you and she is a terrible person and you sound as degenerate as she is.

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>>727390628
i actually am a girl believe it or not. and i didn't really mind what he said regardless of how he meant it

>>727393007
>regardless of how he meant it
he meant CP

Daddy/daughter and incest roleplay is great fun in person and online though, I recommend it.

>>727383152
Than do it.

>>727393123
oh. I guess it went over my head...
but yeah i hope to try it irl one day

>>727393506
you'll find that white nerdy guy to call daddy one day anon, don't you worry.

>>727393123
>>727390567
Can I ask how you are interpreting what he said as CP? I've stared at his sentence for the past 5 minutes and I don't get where you are seeing CP.

>>727383506
wrong you have already wasted prime fertility enjoy being a cat lady

Im ugly, virgin and shy no one loves, im %100 sure that i will die all alone, just waiting for my mom's dead so i can put a bullet through my skull

>>727393574
he posts often. we all know what 'sometimes more than roleplay' means now.

>>727380238
>lived in New Zealand for most of my life
>British born
>did first year of uni last year
>dropped out for various reasons
>decided to travel
>stuck in Norway with little money left
>uni is free here so I thought I could come and study something I actually want to
>no bachelor degrees in English, only masters
>living costs are through the roof
>people manage because free study and high wages
>no minimum wage but McDonalds workers get about £18 an hour
>can't find a job because they all seem to require me to speak Norwegian
I'm so fucked /b/, I have about a grand left. That will probably only cover me for another two weeks after next week is done. I might just scurry home back to New Zealand but I haven't been gone long, returning now would mean failure. The primary reason I left was because I was dispassionate about my study and bored of my job, plus I felt like I was leeching off my parents too much. This was supposed to be my big trip where I proved to them that I'm self sufficient and actually have an idea about what I want to do. I've now realized that it's all a facade, I have no clue what I'm going to do.

Anybody have any advice?

>>727393547
thanks <3

>>727393847
Spend the inheritance/insurence money first on hookers, drugs and a good time.
>Realize life is worth living
>Keep living.

>>727394341
anytime princess

>>727393869
but what if he just meant something else like friendship or free gifts.

>>727394610
he doesn't.

i secretly like to dress up as spongebob and sit in the park and stare at people for no reason

>>727394681
I bet you're just trying to keep all the goods to yourself!

>>727395033
what goods?

>>727395067
The cookies, the fun, the love, the eternal friendship that is inevitably made from the eternal struggles of life, you know, all the good things you're trying to tell me don't exist!

>>727395375
you've lost me there anon, but I promise I am not trying to keep all the cookies to myself

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>>727389706

>>727395455
You see, but how do I know you aren't lying? You should give me some just to prove your worth.

>>727395649
like a cookie?
I actually have some home made cookies, you're welcome to have some

Ok, here's a secret.... I'm a virgin.

>>727395721
Really? What type? You know chocolate is my favorite. It better not be raisin...

>>727395875
vanilla cookies with royal icing.

If you're extra good, we might just be ale to rustle up some chocolate cookies later.

I've always pretended to hate niggers and be from the south. But in reality, I'm above the Mason Dixon Line. I'm sorry.

>>727383506
Bullshit. 35yo virgin guy here and I'd fuck anyone just to lose that shit. But it ain't easy when you're massively overweight.

>>727386927
This is a robot post. I've seen it before.

>>727395963
Oh wow okay that does sound pretty delicious. Do you think we could make brownies too? You know I'm always extra good.

>>727396275
tell you what: you get to pick between chocolate cookies and brownies, and we'll make them together. how does that sound?

I'm a combat veteran from Afghanistan and saw a lot of bad shit. I'm currently being treated by the VA for PTSD and have back problems resulting from an IED explosion.

I'm out of the military now and trying to put my life back together but I'm heavily medicated with painkillers and benzos (Clonopin) and I frequently abuse my medication.

I'm married with a wonderful two year old son but I'm completely zonked out of my mind most days and it's a complete secret from all of my friends and family. They have no idea that I'm addicted to my medication.

I'm so fucked up sometimes that I can't even remember what I ate for breakfast most most mornings and behave erratically. I've wrecked my car three times because I'm so fucked up while driving.

It's hard for me to deal with some of the shit that I had to experience during my military service.

I'm suicidal. I often wish I was dead.

>>727396348
Ohh that sounds like fun :) I think I'll go with the cookies because they're my favorite. Can we make them now or do we have to wait?

>>727396498
Daddy has a little more work to do first, but then you and the cookies have all my attention.

>>727396647
But daddy you always say that :( You never spend enough time with me... I'll just make the cookies myself!

>>727396773
now now princess, you're still too little to use the oven by yourself. come sit in daddy's lap while I finish up these last few things and then we'll go cook them together, I promise.

>>727381080
Still living in uk?

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>>727380238
>CIA

>>727396846
No daddy I dont wanna sit on your lap I'm a big girl. I can make them myself, just let me!

>>727387359
Which state?

I get off sharing pics and videos of my buddy's hot ex. Dumb bitch would be so fucking ashamed and humiliated if she knew that strangers know what every inch of her body looks like and have seen her most intimate and dirty things that she thought no one would ever see.

I used to steal the underwear of my best friend's mother and sisters and jerk off to / in them. Would probably do it again and wouldn't say no to either of them, if given a chance to do them.

>>727396352
Do it for your son anon

>>727397074
wellll if you want daddy to trust you to make cookies by yourself, he has to know you can follow directions.

You can either sit in my lap or I can put you over my lap, but only one of those choices leads to cookies afterwards.

>>727397172
He's the only thing that keeps me going. If it wasn't for him I would have off'd myself a long time ago.

It's a daily struggle.

in afghanistan we got in a huge firefight and busted into a village home to take cover. the man in the house hold was screaming at us so my squad leader told me to shut him up. i shoved a large rag in his mouth, deep enough he started throwing up in his mouth. i held him down and watched him choke to death on it and did nothing to help. we shortly moved out, only one other person saw what happened.

>>727382629
that's funny

>>727397280
But daddy I want cookies noww :( And everytime you make me sit on your lap I feel funny...I dont like it very much.

>>727397459
>bump limit reached

this has been fun anon

>>727397511
It has been, thank you. Wish I would have done that earlier back in the thread to flesh it out more. Cheers though.

>>727397538
practice makes perfect. come back and play sometime.

>>727397613
I shall. Only for you, anon.

>>727397701
thanks kitten, I'll see you then.

>>727383096
i wish i was you

I stole over $250,000 over the course of about a year from a family member I was staying with. Not all at once. I developed a massive drug habit,went out partying and living it up, fucked up hookers. Even did some good with it. It wasn't until the end that someone realized all the cash was gone that I was cut off. I had planned on paying it all back, but the manner in which I'd get that money is taking a lot longer than anticipated, though it will happen eventually. Now I'm a pariah and I hate myself. I will most likely die young from the insane amount of painkillers ingested in that time frame. I'm not a bad person, I just fucked up horribly.

>>727397725
>>727397701
what the fuck was this cringe shit.

>>727397725
;)

>>727397870
It's called having fun.