What's this thing /b/? >inb4 Amish dildo

dildo

self bump

Amish dildo

one handed rolling pin

>>727374324
rolling pin

>>727374559
lol

its a pestle.

>>727374577
>>727374324

or amish dildo

Old southern nigger beater.

>>727374324
nigger thumper. you thump them on the head when they give you any back talk or look at the white women too long.

>>727374324
Kinda looks like it could be a club if it weren't so short

>>727374324
personal butterchurn ;) (that's farm talk for dildo)

roll dubs and ill lick it

>>727374701
Those were the days,

Honestly, looks like a muddler

Mennonite buttplug

>>727374746
Where do you live? I'll have to send it to you in that case.

>>727374324

Quaker dildo.

>>727374651
Second, probably a pestle.

>>727374324
Mr. Bunny Fu Fu's nite nite stick

>>727374802
>shush up now, here come massa!

Luddite Buttplug

Rural Pleasure Stick

Its for an apple mill. You use it to make applesauce or applebutter.

Anabaptist Anal-wand

>>727374324
A black jack????

>>727375054
Fundie Butt-Butterer

>>727374324

a Traveling Husband

>>727374933
Do they still sing that in kindergarten, or is it considered too violent now?

Pestle.

>>727374651
but where is the mortar?

>>727374459
>>727374678
You're both only partly right, there's a hand crank it connects to

>>727375356
under the dress.

>>727375356
Your mom's a mortar.

>>727374651
Yes your right

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Amish gear shift handle for a cotton gin.

Pestle

>>727374324
It's part of an old Victorian style bed made between the years 1394-1462.

Here's what I know about it:
>probably dark oak
>not in pristine condition
>estimated value around $21 000

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siberian pleasure plug

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>>727375541

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>>727375541
samefag

>>727375395
vibrating amish dildo

>>727375598
It's ash.
It's a belaying pin

>>727375598
Oak. There is white and red oak. Hybrids in between. This ain't cherry wood George Washington, you liar

>>727374651

what this homosexual said.

or a bed post or some other piece of furnishings sanded down to make a mini billy club.
Me and some friends used to use old furniture scraps we found in the "odd & ends" containers in our high school wood shop class to make billy clubs and mini bats that looked almost exactly the same.
But i'm guessing no one was as retarded as us back then, so most likely pestle.

>>727374726
I was confused what a "butterchum" was till I realized it was "rn" and not an "m". I'd still like a butterchum more though, I think.

>>727374324
It's a pestle.
there should be a bowl to go with it. it's used for grinding things up into powder.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortar_and_pestle

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>>727375828

>>727375955
>It's ash

Hard to say with only a photo. Specific identification would require a scale and clear cut for grain evaluations.

At least we agree it's some kind of hardwood

>>727374324
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>>727375182
You're all wrong, it's a Pentacostal Pooper-poker

>>727376055
yeah i can dig it rnan, that's pretty cool

>>727376025
I may lie to women but I would never lie about wood