Trips decides what I put in my oven, and at what temperature.

>>727369658
Your pee pee

>>727369658
A giant pancake.
375 for 25 minutes.

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Sock temperature

>>727369658
>your benis
>over 9000

>>727369762
This

can of hairspary at 325

Bread at 550

throw yourself into the back of the oven

>>727369658
Your TV
350 for 20 mins

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A sock, sock temperature

>>727369658
Your phone, 400 degrees. I heard that the energy ovens and microwaves put out can charge a phone.

>>727369658
cheese in a pan at 450 for 30 minutes

computer
400

A peep 300 degree

a pizza at 400 degrees for 25mins

Your PC at 500

Can of hair spray / axe body spray. At 450 F for 40 min

>>727370031
25 mins?
You monster!

>jews
>170C for half an hour or until golden brown

Gasoline 1 gallon on maximum heat for 1 hour

>>727369658
pet at broil, if no pet a pillow at broil.

Can of body spray, axe preferably when you do this for 10 minutes at 420 the can will explode and make your whole house smell like the white trash you are

jews, for 6 years.

your shoes

>>727369658
throw a jew in there you faggit

>>727369658
penis at 210

a Witch 200°C 1 1/2 hrs

>>727370017
No no. An entire box of peeps

>>727370138
this

A jew at six gorillion degrees

>>727370093
roll

A pile of shit-500°

>>727370182
Fuel Flash point Autoignition temperature
Gasoline (petrol) −43 °C (−45 °F) 280 °C (536 °F)

Carton of milk, broil

bottle of soda, or jug of milk, whichever you have. 350 - 30 mins

left testicle;
500 degrees
40 days exactly just like Jesus

Shirt. 400

Two 12 ounce cans of soda at the clean setting if you have it or 450 for 45 minutes.

>>727370343
Reroll

underwear in oven

>>727369658
nut all over a a baking pan and heat for 325 for 15 min

>>727369658
shoe, 120º

>>727370343
Roll

cup full of piss 500 degrees

>>727370347
>>727370182
A moderate oven has a range of 180–190°C (350–375°F), and a hot oven has temperature set to 200–230°C (400–450°F). A fast oven has a range of 230–260°C (450–500°F) for the typical temperature.

One of your finger.

>>727370343
Rolling

Tray of ice at 350

u dick

>>727369658
your head, 500 degrees

>>727370507
roll

a 40 ounce of vodka, 10 minutes at 250°

Your shoes
175
12 hours

>>727370182
>>727370347
>>727370522
You'll get hot gasoline if electric, ignition with flame.

>>727370453
this

>>727370661
Reroll

All of your belongings, 500

>>727369658
your cell phone. 400*F or whatever the max is.

Is it gas or electric? If gas, your head. Turn it off and blow out the pilot light so you don't get hurt.

12 pack of beer at 500 for 3 hours.

liter of soda 500 degrees

>>727370709
Reroll

a beer

the oven

>>727370758
underage

>>727369762
This

>>727370661
Rerolling

your first born child, MAX TEMP

Router, 175 degrees Fahrenheit, 3 hours

A live bullet

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>>727369658
Multiple oven cleaner can and put it at "auto-clean" or "Broil" if you have a fag oven.

>>727369658
Your own penis 600 degrees. 5 min

Every cutting board in your house at 450

PUT YOUR ASS IN THE OVEN AND DON'T TURN IT ON AT ALL

Small dog
425F
38mins

The most expensive thing in your house at 450° F for 12 hrs

milk

>>727370818
Microwave.
500

Take a shit on a carton box, set it at 45, 24 hours

>>727370912
roll

>>727370963
Roll

>>727369828
roll

A literal brick of shit

A bottle of coke at 500 degrees

>>727370979
Roll

>>727370953
roll

>tfw there won't be any trips for another 900 posts

>>727370991
rollin

a pillow
400 degrees

>>727371011
reroll

>>727371002
Reroll

Do you have a pet. Put it in the oven

>>727369658
Srsly?
Your phone, anon.
Do it before I start making the fire to burn you with.

If I get trips, that is.

Router, 175 degrees, 3 hours

>>727369658
Your mother @250

a jar of your own piss
500F 30 minutes

Your own shit at 325 for 20 minutes

>>727371238

re-rollin

Shave your head throw you hair in 450

>>727369658
Cans/bottles of Mayo, ketchup, mustard, milk, yogurt + a bottle of perfume
-BROIL 55min

>>727370979
This

>>727369658
your cellphone at 375 for 10 mintues

>>727371137
Roll

poop in oven

a jar of water with any small device inside, at 140º for half an hour

>>727369658
Yer cock at max temp 10 min door slammed shut

an unbaked cake at 200C, until ready

whatever fruit you have nearby, soak it in a soft drink, place it in a bowl and set it to 400F for 40 minutes

your pet, 165F/74C

>>727371369

re-roll for 444

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>>727370001
Off by one

>>727370979
Why 38?

>>727371443

oh shit nigga

>>727370481
this

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>>727371093
>TFW there will be a trips every between every two X00 post

Fresh turd at 300 for 3 hours on the rack

>>727370001

So fucking close

>>727369658
5 bottle of household cleaning products.
-BROIL 55min

Pan of Franco 378 until golden

>>727370225
Underrated

A picture of our Lord and savior Adolf hitler. 450

>>727369658

Take a dump on a paper plate and nuke that shit for 20min on high.

A cake with fruit in it

>>727369658
Trojan magnums, 450, 3 1/2 hours

Check em

>>727371526
rrrrrroll

>>727371054
Reroll

Inject semen into an egg

Hail satan.

Turd, 300, 3 hours.

>>727370666

>>727371459
Medium rare temp

Put a fucking fork in there at 400 degrees for 35 minutes exactly, then I want you to take it out (with an oven mitt of course) and put it in your mouth and hold it in your mouth for 15 seconds as if you had just eaten something

Your cell phone 300 degrees

>>727371526
roll again

a roll of toilet paper

a Ham and pineapple pizza at 400 degrees F

Bake a cake at the recommended setting

>>727370979
Roll for dog

>>727370888

Throw in a nice frozen pizza anon.

Reroll

>>727369658

3 raw eggs in shell. 15min on high.

>>727369658
Bread at 666

a cup of your piss at the highest your oven can go

888 get

>>727370999
A diaper for 7 hours at 175

your girlfriend's or mom's panties

>>727369658
12 cans of beer + jug of milk + 2 paper toilet rolls
-BROIL 55min

A jew, full power.

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>>727371472
this thread is cursed

>>727369658
Your mom's black dildo. 60 min on defrost.

Ham and pineapple pizza at w/e temp

>>727370979
Reroll
Checkem

999 get - your neighbor's cat at infinite

bowl of cereal with milk

300F 30 minutes

Hairspray can 450 degrees 30 minutes

An even mix of magnesium, powdered aluminum, rust, and gasoline

>>727369828
This

>>727369762
this. with gusto.

>>727371526
rerrrrrroooooollllll

I'm underage!

>>727372007

re-roll

steel beams

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>>727369762
I want to see this giant pancake.

>>727372047
Underage b& lol

>>727372007
i like this one

>>727372047
B&

Jar of cum at 400 for five ours

>>727372007
rolling

a Jew

Habenero peppers.

30 min on high.

>>727369658
A piece of meat, 375, for 40 minutes

>>727369762
yum this

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this thread is fucking cursed

roll for mom's panties or girlfriend's panties

hair, 500F 50min

>>727372007
roll

>>727372223

FUUU

>>727369658
Eggs dipped in tuna. 375, 3 hours

QUADS

Cut off your pinky finger and bake it at 300 degrees for 20 minutes

batteries for 10

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>>727372201
Your Little Finger on your dominant hand
425* for 1 hr

>>727372222 do it op

a glass container of water.
200C
20min

Dog, 400, 1hr

>>727369658
Cans/bottles of Mayo, ketchup, mustard, milk, yogurt + 5 rolls of toilet paper + 2 bottles of cleaning product
-BROIL 55min

>>727372218
This

>>727372258

this

DO IT

Clearly Kek doesn't want us to fuck up this guys oven. Throw in a pizza or something OP.

picture of donald trump max heat 1 hr

bottle of hot sauce for an hour.

>>727369762
this.

Pet 350 5 minutes

Your cell phone or laptop. 500 for 2 hours

Batteries in a jar of water, 200º 20 minutes

your phone, max temp

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>>727369762
this

panties in oven>>727372218
>>727372332

>>727372317
Do it OP

>>727372047
MODERATORS PLS HELP!
THIS NOT DRILL.
also, frozen pizza @400 for 15

>>727372332
FOR FUCKS SAKE
O
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F
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C
K
S

S
A
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>>727372320
roll again

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>>727372223

>>727369658
A bottle of Gasoline at 350

can of hairspray - 10

Ice cream or yogurt

300°F

A frozen pizza at 350°

Some tupperware at 500f and forget about it

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>>727370001
>>727371443
>>727371778
>>727372223
Cursed thread confirmed

Hair
375
4 hours

your spank sock

>>727372320
rolling for this shit

>>727372527
Roll

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>>727369762
this.......

Pressurized can at 500 for 10 mins

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Your Phone, HDD, any consoles, baste with clothes detergent and broil for 66.6 min

plastic gallon of milk, 375

>>727372535
reroll

human shit, and a pint of gasoline

>>727372317
Rerolling

this wont happen

can of hairspray 350 3 hours

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Shit in a pan, pour 1/2 cup of milk on it
Bake at 350 for 30 minutes

shoes and socks 175 degrees

>>727372438
reroll

Mom's or girlfriend's high heels/shoes

Any pet u have

Shit on a pan or baking sheet.
1hour at 428 degrees (or close)

>>727372600
Roll

Just turn the oven on max temp and leave it on for 5 hours

the tire from your car or bike
coat liberally with ketchup, other condiments optional
cum on it
360 degrees
2 hours

>>727372320
roll

turd for 20min at 400 preheated.

>>727372638
Reroll

>>727372535
rerolling

>>727372317
666 get

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

bowl of shit
500
15 minutes

>>727372707
Final roll

A fresh turd. 375. 20 minutes.

>>727372662
shoes in oven

>>727372725
kek roll for this

microwave in broiler

Cake batter made by following precise instructions on the box, and it should go without saying that you put it in a 9"x13" baking pan.

loaf of bread still in packet

Your keyboard at 450 for 10 minutes

>>727372760
reroll

wasted trips

deo or hairspray can max heat 2 hrs

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As much bread as you can, kek bless my post and lift the curse!

Turn on broil and put a bottle of bleach in it with the door open

>>727372535
Please win reroll

>>727372725

reeeeeroll....

>>727372807
Rerul

>>727372641
Reroll

>>727372785
Rolling for this. Can anyone on /b/ even fucking bake?

Many plastic objects

Max temp. 1 hour.

your shit

>>727372320
OP MUST DELIVER

big batteries

An entire tube of cinnamon rolls (still in the package)
450
1 hour

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>>727369658
Nothing. And you go to bed, you have work tomorrow.

>>727372859
Again

>>727372823
Reroll

>>727369658
shit in plastic bag set to 450 for 45 mins

Cereal boxes

>>727372535
REROLL!!!!!!!!!!

>>727372760
roll

>>727372785
roll

>>727372725
rollerino

>>727372317
Last roll

>>727372785
yeah thisssss guy is spot on.. trips for that

Wasted trips

A can of paint at 500 degrees

>>727372785
reroll

ur phone, max

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This is a wasted trips yo.

neighboor's pet

bottle of any sauce you can find and 5 eggs

>>727372895
Rerol

A cum tributed pic of your parents. 375 -preheated.

>>727372535
LETS GO REROLL

>>727372907
roll my nigga

>>727372881

ReRoll

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shit on a cookie sheet, smear it fucking all over that goddamn thing, place in oven at 400 degree for 1 hour

All of the clothes you own exceot the ones you are wearing. Highest temperature. Go get a beer.

Water
1 degree
For 6 years

Here's the trips goys

Ammonia and bleachmixed togethwr in a gallon jug 400 for 30min

>>727373020
kek roll

BROIL YOUR TURDS

>>727372443
>>727372442
>>727372332
>>727372223
>>727371778
>>727371443
>>727370667
>>727370001

Fuck this shit I'm out, there's like six misses by two as well.

>>727372535
rerolll

>>727372901
One last reroll even tho OP probs long gone lel

We'll get there guys, don't give up.

Cut penis off, place on ice.
Go out murder a hooker and decapitate. Bring home head and place chilled penis in hookers mouth.
Preheat oven to 450 before baking head for 7 days

>>727372860
Rerull again

a cooking tray of shit and piss and milk

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kek wasted

Pickles. A gallon of pickles.

>>727373111
WINRAR

>>727373111
WINRAR

>>727373111
WINRARARA

>>727373111
WINRAR

>>727373111
Winrar

A single bun at 0 degrees. Leave until April 1st, and use the interim time to try to come up with a way to make a joke of it.

>>727373111
WINNER! OP LET'S DEW IT

Neighbors dog/cat
325 45 minutes

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>>727373111
FINALLY

>>727373111
Fucking finally

>>727373111
fucking finally

>>727373111
YES

>>727373111
WINNRAR

>>727373111
Winrar

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>>727373111
Winrar!

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>>727373111
FUCKING FINALLY WINRAR

>>727373111
finally

>mfw op does not deliver anyways

>>727372907
least roll let em ride

>>727369658
Uncut pinapple at 300°for 30 min

>>727372615
reroll

>>727369658
A nigger 500°F

tube of toothpaste and 4 uncracked eggs at 450

>>727373111
WINRAR!

>>727373111
Winrar

a jew of course.

>>727372760
re-roll

>>727373111
DO IT FGT

A bag of shit at max temperature

400 degree spoon

mom or girlfriend's panties in tupperwear

>>727373175
>>727373178
jinx, you owe me a coke

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>>727373111
that moment when this stupid nigger didnt specify what temperature or how long

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>>727373111
PRAISE KEK THE CURSE IS LIFTED

box of hair and worms 415

>>727373111
How high and how long tho...

this gun be good.

>>727373111
YEEEEE BOIIII

Good thing smell-o-vision isn't a thing yet.

DEW IT OP FAGGOT

OP left a while ago. No delivery.

A human, at a comfortable 70 degrees Fahrenheit.

>>727373257
10 degrees

>>727373111
tihs

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>>727373111
KEK WINRAR

>>727373238
damn you

Tube of toothpaste and max for one hour.

this >>727373333

>>727369658
Substance: kerosine
Temperature: 1000 Ferenheit

Tonight we find out if jet-fuel can melt steel beams.

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>>727373241
>>727373111

checkem

450 degrees for 1 hour.

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>>727373111
How fucking stupid are you?
You didn't specify a temperature or cooking duration.
I'm cooking bacon now because you're an idiot.
What a waste of trips.

>>727373780
OP IS PURE FAGGOTERY

>>727373780
>wasting this much energy for a few slices of pig

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>>727373780
What a waste of fucking time. Thanks, /b/. You did exactly what you were designed to do.

mom or girlfriend panties in tupperwear at 400 farenheit for 30 minutes

>>727372737
Something about your digits pleases me

>>727373780
what temp and how long will you cook that bacon though

>>727374058
reroll