Movies that have good ratings and reviews but you cant fucking stand

>>727367223
History of Violence was good except for the fucking retarded rape scene halfway through.

Blue people Avatar, was garbage.

Most Disney anything that isn't Pixar

>>727368394
i thought the acting was shit and made it hard to get through

Avengers are shit movies.

>>727367223
rogue one

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script was so shitty

>>727369122
Checked
also agreed. I dont like most super hero movies.
I lose Chirstan Bale batman movies tho cause they are dark and edgy for a super hero movie

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>>727369135
Wayyy better than the force awakens.

>>727369393
Oh god. I believe Batman super hero movies are the worst. Nigger doesn't even have powers

Every fucking Star Wars movie ever. Absolute fucking garbage. Yes, even the old ones. Fucking shit.

>>727368394
>>727368906
He was raped tho the violence iodots

>>727369752
even rogue one?

>>727369908
Yes, even Rogue Fucking One. Fuck off.

I found out the other day while looking for a movie to watch. Google top rated movies, and chances are I can't stand any of the ones that were made within the last 2 or 3 years, honestly. Movies are just going to shit.

>>727369741
very tru fam mah bad

>>727369619
this is true.

also it was clearly butchered in editing. would be interesting to see everything that was shot, but we prob never will

>>727369908
not that guy, but rogue one is trash. it's not an action movie, it's not a heist movie, it's not even really a star wars movie... it's just a shitty little script someone tried to fill in all the boxes on.

>>727369752
pleb

>>727369908
Stop shilling rogue one. It wasn't impressive by any means. It's was a chore to watch the only redeemable part was the last 15 minutes when Vader slaughtered all the rebels.

>>727369752
Agreed.

Original Star Wars movies (and all the new ones) are utter trash. The scripts are horrid, the acting is abysmal, and Lucas has just proceeded to constantly make them worse and worse over time.

The new reboot/remake "let's make the guy the girl and toss in a nigger" thing was just unfuckingwatchable garbage. "Well if it's a Death star it must have a power reactor!" *Bruckheimer*

Kill me.

>>727370057
why are you judging movies you haven't seen?

Rogue One is overrated b/c it was better than force awakens, which is shit. and b/c felicity jones is so damn fuckable.

Harry Potter and movies of the same kind.

And the stupid fucking retard adults who think they're acceptable viewing for anyone over 12. Die.

>>727369752
I hadn't seen any of the star wars movies until about 3 years ago. I downloaded them all and watched them in the order recommended by a nerdy friend of mine. It was actually pretty entertaining, but I don't think I'd watch them again.

>>727369619
TFA had great characters that had me interested even though the story was tired. rogue one had literally no redeeming qualities

>>727369122
Yes. The whole 'make every comic book ever!' trend can stop now.

Rogue One is 5 stars
To all Basement dwellers

>>727370372
Because you don't have to see them to know what they're about.
I mean, if you can suggest a good movie then please do. But I looked at the titles and read the synopsis of ones that seemed interesting and it always just ended with me being like, "That's fucking stupid."

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Moonlight.
>lets make a movie guaranteed to win an oscar
>niggrer: tick
>faggot: tick
>long lingering shots: tick
>slow as fuck so it looks artsy: tick
>ambiguous ending so it's clever: tick

>>727368791
I went to see avatar when it came out and had to leave 10 minutes in cuz the 3D was giving me a migraine. later watched it on dvd in 2D and it was complete and utter shit. literally the only reason it did well was the 3D gimmick

Superhero faggotry.

Avengers, Thor, Iron Man, all that fucking trash.

I actually love comics but the superhero/powers thing has to fuck off and die already. They're always giving comics a shitty image and things like Transmetropolitan deserve more attention which they don't get because of FUCKING SUPERHERO FAGS.

>>727370743
I saw it in IMAX 3D when it came out because I thought it seemed like a neat movie (and I wasn't the one paying, thankfully). It was awful, and I'd seen movies with much MUCH better 3D. Mostly the 3D only gave it depth, nothing popped or seemed like it was floating near you or anything.

>>727370854
>implying tony stark isn't pretty good in the movies

>>727370486
Uh...what characters were those? You mean female Luke Skywalker and Black Han Solo? Or was it Round R2D2 instead of cylindrical R2D2...or Darth Vader's teenage angst personified?

>>727370982
Honestly, I've never even seen an Iron Man movie, because I'm just not interested in any of that stupid fucking childish shit. You don't have to watch something to know you'd hate it.

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>>727370486
>rogue one had literally no redeeming qualities

>>727370653
why are you judging the total merit of a movie based off a synopsis?

Go watch "Beasts of No Nation" and "Mad" in Netflix to start.

>>727371144
that's why you rolled double dubs?
>childish shit
>muh comics
kill yourself

>>727371220
Do stop being silly, get a grip and fuck off.

>>727369135

>>727369619
Not even close, my man

>>727370190
Agreed, and I think that's probably one of the biggest reasons it sucked.

>>727370486
This.
TFA may have basically been a remake of Star Wars, but it was fucking good. It was fun as hell and had good characters and good writing (for the most part) and good directing and good pacing.
Rogue One was an objectively terrible movie, and the fact that it was supposed to be a Star Wars movie made it even worse. Horrible writing, horrible directing, horrible pacing, horrible characters. Everything about it was shit.
And trust me I went into it excited and optimistic, but by the end I couldn't deny the fact that it sucked dick.

there hasnt been a good comic book movie since the first spiderman with tobey maguire

>>727371342
>silly
>wanna be a mother
Fuck off.

>ctrl+f
>no snowpiercer

Unoriginal drivel.

SUICIDE SQUAD

>>727371216
Well, the synopsis of a movie tells what the movie is about. So... it's kind of a fair thing to judge the movie on?
But I'll go watch those movies. I don't have netflix though, so I'll probably end up having to torrent them or some shit. But I will give them a chance.
Actually, netflix seems to be coming out with some decent shit. I saw a trailer for a movie that seemed really funny, called "I don't feel at home on this planet anymore" or something similar.

It's sad when Hancock was legitimately the best superhero movie and most interesting character of all of them.

All they did is make him an alcoholic and it gave him 100 times more "depth" than any superhero there's ever been. Brilliant.

>>727371495
actually this, only thing that came to mind was "poor will smith"

>>727371413
trash....but honestly (because of nostalgia) I like spider man 2

>>727371442
You're legitimately retarded.
We're done.

>>727371552
Hancock was the only superhero movie I'd ever enjoyed. It was pretty bad ass. But Will Smith is a damned good actor, I feel like he's perfect for being able to pull of that kind of character.

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>>727371495
/thread

That movie was so terrible and overrated it made Trump feel disgusted

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>>727367223

Fucking facepalm fest, stupid retarded low level comedy, cringe inducing songs, only popular because of the "Step on legos" meme.
Fuck this gay earth.

>>727371495
Oh god yes. I actually turned this off in the middle. Couldn't even finish it. Miserable.

>>727371524
yeah but a movie is more than just a synopsis of its plot...might be hard to find Mad as a torrent since it's an independent film, definitely give Beasts of No Nation a try though...

>>727371552
i remember it being pretty gud too

>>727371775
I started watching that movie and quit like 10 minutes in. And I love animated movies. But no, fuck legos. (They're not even fun to build with anymore with all the fucking movie/commercial packs they sell now.)

Lego Movie.

Multiple adults told me it was awesome so I went to go see it.

Total shit.

And I usually don't go see kids movies so I forgot how annoying it is to watch movies with a large child audience.

>>727370450
mein negerian.
i tried to watch one movie...idk what one it was...i remember a faggot fight in the bathroom when they shot their pixie stix at each other...but myself and the friends i was with walked out in the middle of the film. utter filth.

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Stupidest movie ive seen in a while

>>727371712
AHAHAH YOU JUST GOT TRICKED!

>>727371775
lol, just posted this piece of shit movie

whats the point of this thread? What am I supposed to take away from it? At least talk about good movies so I can go watch them after you autistic cunts.

Nobody gives a shit about what you don't like.

>>727371904
How about this - I'll read the synopsis of these movies and decide if they sound interesting or not. But I'll watch it either way with no expectations to see if I was right. Or maybe I'll read the synopsis afterwards so that I can truly be unbiased.

>>727372112
How so? I'm actually thinking about watching it

>>727372161
leave then nigger

>>727372227
Dont bother. Anon is right. Shit/10

>>727372161
>This thread sounds like a stupid idea
>Goes to read and participate

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>>727369393

christian bale is the worst batman ever, talks like a total fag

>>727372227
If you watch it, dont expect anything new.

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>>727372161
be more mad

>>727369220
>>727372112
shit taste for these two

both movies are much better than their average counterpart

>>727372227
Save yourself the time and dont

>>727370057
>Movies are just going to shit
Seriously, it's getting so bad. I keep watching these new movies that come out, all the popular shit, and they all keep getting worse and worse. I watched X-Men apocalypse, Suicide Squad, and Dr. Strange last week, and they are all so fucking terrible. And this is coming from somebody who loved superhero movies so much when they first started getting good. The original Spiderman movie was like fucking incredible to me, and X-men and Iron Man. But it's mostly gone to shit. Deadpool and Guardians of the Galaxy were the last really good comic books movies, although I haven't seen Logan yet and I hear that's really good.

>>727369122
yeah, something really really tacky about them

>>727372451
I agree collateral is great, but Logan sucked

>>727372112
>>727372312
it was all right until they went to the farm with the family they helped and then I was all like "i dont even mind you idiots dying for endangering this innocent family"

>>727372227
Went in excited, left flaccid

>>727372451
what's the average counterpart for collateral?

>>727371495
ya i cringed

>>727371413
Agreed, that movie is the GOAT

>>727372724
flaccid as in penis trouble?

>>727372631
I enjoyed nothing of that movie. Shittiest acting of all the xmen movies and that says a lot

>>727372504
I haven't really seen that many comic hero movies, but to be honest marvel/DC shit never interested me even as a kid. So it would stand to reason that I still wouldn't be interested. Growing up I was more of a weeb than a standard american comic book hero kid.
But yeah, I don't like the direction movies are taking. NOW AND THEN I'll find something that seems interesting, and there are a few recent movies that I even think are really hilarious or deep. (The Fundamentals of Caring was some funny shit)
But it's hard to see how any of the newer generation's movies are gonna be anything other than shit.

>>727370348
this first was great and well ahead of it's time. It still holds up after 40 yrs, It's not always about the script with movies like this, it's more about the special effects, action, costumes ect.
I agree everything that came after it was shit and a mere money grab

>>727372795
As in it sucked

>>727372378
its kinda weird but it didn't bother me that much
i think it woulda been real neat if he had that voice module like affleck

>>727368394
That wasn't even rape - his wife was totally going with it.

>>727368791
I agree.

>>727372853
shittiest acting? ok you're just baiting now...

>>727372898
>As in it sucked
your penis? badum tss

>>727372724
That makes it sound like you got some sort of sexual satisfaction while inside tbh

>>727372112
So fucking tired of these super hero movies. Hollywood is braindead.

>>727370486
I agree. TFA was better.

>>727367223
Gone Girl.
That movie was fucking terrible and the "twist" was obvious 20 minutes in.

>>727372112
I agree. But the WORST ones are Split and Get Out

>>727372998
You cant be serious. You thought it was even ok?

>>727372744
any action or cop flic between the years 2003-2009

its one of tom cruises best performances despite not winning anything in it ( I think)

>>727372865
As a support worker, that movie was very entertaining

>>727372853
kek!!1!!11!!one!!1!!1!!

>>727371775
I took my sons, aged 2 and 5, to see it and they loved it, probably because their age group is the target audience.

>>727373183
even if i think the acting wasn't good there's no way it was the worst of the x-men movies, have you gone back to look at the acting on the other xmen movies?

>>727373170
BOTH OF THOSE WERE FUCKING AWESOME

>>727373070
Oh right man

>>727372867
>Ahead of it's time

Yeah, if by "ahead of it's time" you mean "really fucking unoriginal before being unoriginal became the normal standard."

"Ahead of it's time", you make me sick.

>>727372865
>The Fundamentals of Caring
I've been trying to decide if that's worth watching since I keep seeing it on Netflix. I'll check it out since you recommend it. I definitely find most of the really good movies on Netflix now, just random stuff I've never heard of, sometimes stuff that wasn't even in theaters.
Popular movies are in the same boat as popular music today. I don't know what it is, if this generation just has fucking terrible taste or what, but yeah, it's a bummer.

>>727373170
Split was okay until the ending. I like psychological thrillers, but the ending was way unrealistic for my tastes

>>727373356
Maybe my tastes are just more refined than yours, anon

>>727373458
>I would do so much better

>>727373170
if you can see Get Out purely as a horror movie it's a solid 6-8/10. If you see it as a racial parable though, it's closer to 2-4/10.

>>727373298
2 and 5? You could sit them in front of any old shit and they'd love it.

Get them to watch Disney's Robin Hood and see how it compares.

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wolf creek 2 was a typical sequel. SHIT.
Overdone to the absolute max with more "as ifs" than a whole series of unrealistic b grade rubbish

>>727373520
no you're just baiting. obvious about it too

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>>727373521
Your greentext is so "ahead of it's time".

>>727373170
>Get Out
The trailer seemed like a pile of SJW liberal bullshit to me so I don't plan on watching it

Split I might when it comes to video, just because I like McAvoy and sometimes like Shamalamadingdong

>>727373659
WTF is that, never even heard of the first one

>>727372867
I don't see how people can say that Star Wars was about the special effects and how it still holds up etc etc when you look at adjacent films.

2001 was made 9 years earlier than star wars and the special effects are LIGHT YEARS ahead of that movie. 2001 is still relevant. Watch 2001 then watch Passengers (also garbage btw) but the shots of the ship w/ all the curves and the music in space etc...directly from 2001.

Same w/ Star Trek the motion picture was 1979. No one talks about the effects in there vs star wars. It's all the same crap. Star Wars and original series star trek look dated.

>>727373485
Absolutely worth the watch. My brother recommended it to me and I was like, "Jesus christ that title sounds awful."
I would absolutely watch it a few more times and recommend it to anyone that hasn't seen it.

>>727373659
you have obviously never watched it.

>>727373732
>le plot twist
you ARE ahead of YOUR time, kek

>>727373694
Nope. Too tired to argue with lower minds

Inception: tried to be mindblowing like watching the matrix fro the first time but was a piece of shit.

>>727373751
you're obviously a thick cunt who enjoyed it.
obviously a total shit for brains

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>>727367223
i dig this movie

>>727369122
liked the first one

>>727369135
that vader scene tho

>>727370450
i like them when people start dying

>>727371552
i liked it besides the dumb final act, but to complement your point NO ORIGIN STORY

>>727372112
to bleak for a second watch but i liked finally a gory wolverine movie

>>727373124
digged the NIN soundtrack

>pic related, i hated the shit out of this boring fucking movie

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>>727373719
I'd never even heard of this, but the poster made me laugh.
It's hard not be racist when you're faced with cartoon nigger faces.

>>727372575
The word is corny but such is life

>>727374010
I guess that's more appropriate

>>727369752
The original Star Wars was good (number 4 for the youngsters) for its time because it was a hearkening back to the movie serials and for its time had good special effects. If you're 1st watching it now of course the original is going to seem like it sucks balls. The new ones just suck from the get go.

>>727373797
Fucking hell, take a good, long look at your like.

"kek"

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>>727373124
Oh yeah I forgot about that one, totally agree. I mean the twist HAPPENED only like, an hour in maybe? It's been a while since I watched it but I remember thinking, uh, so they just had the twist and there's still a shitload of movie left....why would I keep watching it now that I know the twist? But I did keep watching it, and it was totally not worth it.

>>727374142
you already lost kiddo

>>727373124
Gone girl was a total waste of money and directorial talent. A movie about nothing.

>>727373966
>No origin story

Good point, Anon.
I'm so tired of hearing about Batman's dead fucking parents. We get it, stop going over it every single fucking film.

>>727374161
I actually really liked that one a lot. The atmosphere was everything, and that's exactly what most modern horror movies are missing.

>>727371552
Hancock started with promise but degenerated into just one more coal burner promotional

Ghostbusters (2016)

I watched that one movie "Don't Breathe and I thought it sounded like it was going to be so cool. The trailer got me excited, and then when I finally watched it, then ending just got a little... weird to me. I mean, it wasn't a bad movie but it was just like... I dunno it was just an awkward twist.

>>727374248
If you say so, sonny.

Snowpiercer will always be my single most hated movie.

Shawshank Redemption. Don't get the love for this rubbish

>>727374301
That's his trigger

>>727374301
on the topic. can we talk about how the beating of a dead horse the new spiderman trailer looks. LOOKS AWFUL

>>727367223
Mad Max was fucking shit.
The bear movie with DiCrapio
The wolves movie with Liam (act was decent, ending was fuckin shit)
Basically anything joolywood is churning out.

Good movies that never got enough publicity:
Ava's impossible things
The Good Dick (srs good acting on the female protagonist - I'm suprised she didn't make more movies, I assume she didn't want to suck off all the hollywood movie execs)
Beasts of No Nation
The Siege of Jaddotville
Aloys (a 'cinema' film, not what I'd consider a 'movie')
Seattle Road (worth watching once)
Meet Joe Black
The Illusionist

>>727374467
great movie but to each his own I guess

>>727374469
I honest to god didn't know they were making another fucking spiderman movie. ._. WHY.

>>727374393
maybe cause it made no sense how he wasnt fucking dead. Classic horror movie ending
>and hes somehow still alive

>>727374599
Yeah, stuff like that pisses me off. Just lazy writing.

ALL super hero/comic book movies. Fuck all of them and fuck all of you who like them.

>>727374325
The atmosphere.
>Nostalgiac 80's summer horror movie
>Without the "charm" of 80's
>More like filmed by some 90's babby who thinks they know what the 80's were like
>Literally 30 second shot of female protagonist gazing dolefully into the distance through an instagram filter
>Every fucking 5 minutes
>Pseudo-chip-tune sound track with poor balancing, designed to make the viewer feel "alert"
>Really just annoying.
>The movie is literally about an STD ghost
>A fucking STD ghost.

What a steaming pile of shit this movie was, and people ranted and raved about it being "atmosphere" and "genre changing" when it came out.

All it was, was a sad attempt to recapture 80's horror flicks, with shitting filters and audio.

Fuck that movie.

>>727374441
holy fuck that movie sucked. I felt like such a retard for picking it to watch with a bunch of friends, saying "I heard this was a really good movie". I just about absolutely everything about it.

>>727374469
Sorry, I don't watch trailers. Or spoilers, as they should be known.

In fact, if I had to pick one thing I really hated about movies, it's trailers and people who treat them as anything other than the movie being completely ruined.

>>727371495
>suicide squad
>good ratings

Kek. Do a google search retards.

>>727374441
whewwwww. complete waste of time - just like bollywood.

Speaking of other country films - the arab film 'El Ott' was half boring, half decent.
'71 was also great for irish film.

Full metal jacket is stupid

>>727374806
Whoa, careful there Anon!
Someone will tell you "you just didn't get it" if you're not careful.

What was the movie "The Men Who Stare at Goats" about? Sounds like a weird ass movie.

>>727374908
Who said that?
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT

50 percent of Tarantino's films are garbage with one good scene that shows how he is able to write better tension than 99 percent of Hollywood. The other 50 percent are good but usually feature an atrocious scene exemplifying whats wrong with the other half of his movies.

Old horror movies (Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday The 13th, etc)

Complete trash

>>727375079
its a silly movie
watch it with a better sense of humor

>>727368791
I had to go to the theater bathroom, smoke a fat bowl, then return to my seat. That was the only way I could make it through this movie.

Just for flavor I was at an IMAX in Jordan's Furniture. Still have no idea why they have a fucking theme park in there.

it was a strange documentary about goat strippers

>>727375079
only genuine acting in that movie was when obiwan responds to the joke.

>>727375146
>50 percent of Tarantino's films are garbage
this.

>>727375225
That sounds amazing haha

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GF watches this a couple times every fuckin' holiday season.

>>727367223
Isn't Citizen Kane the epitome of this?

you fucktard full metal jacket is awesome becasue iit is so stupid!! its ironical and shit

>>727375149
Yes. What exactly is the appeal in this shit? They're not remotely scary, they're completely predictable and they're just boring.

And you can't say they were good for their time, because some of the best (and scariest) cinema came out both before and during that period.

>>727368791
This

>>727375146
disagree. How a director can make a 15 min. scene of two guys talking about if a foot rub is sexual or not and still be entertaining, must mean hes a good director. I fucking love Tarantino movies

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>>727371413
can't tell if trolling.

either way your proliferating toby maguire's spider man so kill yourself.

>>727374499
Hey, you know that man who usually stands outside your cage? You know, the guy in the pinstripe suit with a bow tie and a funny mustache, twirling a baton around and who shouts stuff like "Come one, come all!" and charges people money to see you? Ask him to slap you over the head for me, please.

>>727375353
Dump.

>>727375409
first half of FMJ was good, after they went to viet, I wanted to fall asleep.

Another shitass movie was the Jungle Fever or whatever it was, where Ben Stiller and Joe Black are on heroin. Another shit-tier was Fear&Loathing in LV.

Lay3rCak3 was pretty decent

>>727374467
Man, what's wrong with you?

>>727375412
I remember watching them when I was a kid and them scaring the shit out of me...I always figured it was more nostalgia than anything keeping those alive

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>>727374806
wew

>>727375621
>autist is butthurt that someone called Mad Max as what it is: complete high-budget CGI diarrhea
your retort was too long and complicated, much unlike your natural train of thought.

>>727375734
what like big flopping titties?

What's Eating Gilbert Grape

One of the worst movies I've ever seen. Stupid fat lady on a couch, retarded Leo, Johnny Depp, that ugly chick that's in 500 movies somehow.

>>727374908
Who's the slimy little Communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant?

>>727375412
>>727375149

Honestly, I never understood why these movies were good either. I know a lot of people like them, but jesus christ it's just some guy with a knife and some chick with partially ripped clothing running through the woods while he slowly walks after them.
Add a memorable and slightly annoying sound for effect (Jason's breathing, Michael Myers' chchchch thing, etc)

>>727375146
Yeah. I'm actually a big Tarantino fan due to the occasional redeeming scenes. But fucking shit man, some of his scenes just make me want to laugh at why he bothered to include that.

Example: Pulp Fiction
Jules and Vincent
Excellent dialog whenever they're together, along with many other cast combinations. The conversation feels real like something you would overhear in the real world, but with a sick twist to it. Every word is intentional to make the viewer feel both at ease and alarmed, and Tarantino pulls it off with mastery

But then there's his dumb fucking scene in the kitchen with his coffee. He's the least charismatic fuck to ever walk the earth, and should stay behind the camera.

Example 2: Kill Bill
...No actually besides the action scenes, the dialogue was shit. 2 had some OK shots with Bill and Beatrix though

Last Example (and the best): Inglourious Basterds
Best moments: Hans Landa or Archie Cox's dialogue. Excellent in building suspense and discomfort, while somehow maintaining both a quiet and distortingly peaceful conversation.
Bad moments: Goofy bullshit Brad Pitt.

>>727374499
Dude revenant was amazing you just lost all credibility

>>727375146
But you're wrong, tho...

>>727374806
Completely agree, fucking hated that movie.

>>727375640
>Another shitass movie was the Jungle Fever or whatever it was, where Ben Stiller and Joe Black are on heroin
>The Jungle Fever
>Joe Black
idky but your retardedness made me kek

>>727375734
You're saying not to post personal opinions...in a thread about movie opinions. Don't take things so personally champ, it's not all about you and your feels.

If the movie is over 2.5 hrs I feel like it is auto shit

>>727375917
>Dude revenant was amazing you just lost all credibility
but it wasn't..... perhaps it would of been better as a book, but on-screen it was pretty shit. It reminded me of 'No Country for Old Men', which was a literal brains-falling-out-of-ears timewaster.
>THUNK, huehuehue he got hitted on da head.
>THUNK huehuehue it happened again!

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>>727374908

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

>>727376102
those are the best movies.
Sorry you cant invest the emotional effort into a good well made movie

>>727375586
agreed, always edgy and highly entertaining. I think the teenagers here and the autistic tards are sticking their hands up and outting themselves

>>727375883
>that ugly chick that's in 500 movies somehow
Are you talking about the girl? the one who literally looks and talks like she's retarded yet everybody thinks she's smokin hot? That is probably lifes greatest mystery for me. I've seriously always felt like the only sane person in the world for thinking she's not attractive whatsoever.

>>727376102
I think the only reason this is true is that no one has time to sit down and watch a two and a half hour movie these days. I know I'd get bored as shit and today's generation with fish-like attention spans wouldn't follow the story that long.

>>727375847
It was actually more the list of things you considered to be worth checking out that outed you as a weird little carnival side-show.

>>727376102
Godfather 1 and 2 are good

>>727367223
Literally every superhero movie ever and most sci-fi shit. Grow the fuck up faggots

>>727375586
>>727376269

See
>>727375914

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>>727367223
ted may be the worst movie ever made and I can prove it mathematically.

If you substitute the stupid vulgar teddy bear with a human being none of the jokes are funny.

That movie was utter trash and if you liked it you need to re-evaluate your life.

>>727375914
That's exactly wat I'm talking about. Unsure if he does it purposefully or what. Like absurdism within realism type philosophy. I dug h8ful 8 though, it's notably more refined and not jarring.

>>727371045
Well posed questions here.

>>727367223
Any star wars movie. Extremely overrated and cheesy as fuck.

>>727376239
emotions have nothing to do with it...my ass hurts from sitting there for that long...also all Lord of Rings movies are terrible for this very reason

>>727375847
too complicated for you only anon

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>>727376425
kek'd

>>727376210
what's a good movie to you then?

>>727376097
>trying to turn things around and make the other person seem like the butthurt one

what were you born yesterday? thats the oldest and gayest trick in the book. "i know you are but what am i?"

>You're saying not to post personal opinions

apparently you cant read. what i actually said was, and I quote: "wew"

I havent seen many movies so ill do the opposite.

Waterworld doesnt get much attention but its a fantastic movie.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. What a shitty emo Tumblr famous faggot movie.

>>727376448
says the basement dweller

>>727376097
The thread topic may be about opinions, but I think the central theme here is, lets call each other faggots for being so wrong about everything...

>>727376274
Juliette Lewis? Yes.

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>>727375149
Dude Halloween is fucking amazing

>>727375914
Oh yeah, Kill Bill movies.
Absolutely fucking terrible. I mean, TERRIBLE. Seriously awful shit.

I'm quite a Tarantino fan, and I think The Hateful Eight was his best movie yet. It was completely the foot run scene all the way through. Just my opinion, man.

But Tarantino really can fucking miss, badly.
Inglorious Bastards had me so hyped, I love war flicks, and I was so excited to see his take on the genre.

Turns out his take on the genre is fucking garbage from start to finish. You'd have to pay me to watch that shit again.

>>727376026
I meant Jack Black. And it was Tropic Thunder. Figures there's actually a movie called The Jungle Fever.....

>>727376322
>It was actually more the list of things you considered to be worth checking out that outed you as a weird little carnival side-show.
>Hey guys you should check out these movies that you probably haven't heard about
>'Nah weirdo, I aint heard of them and the 2 sentence synop doesn't sound like 'Marvel's newest masterpiece - The Jungle Book is 10/10 guis'
fuck yourself bitchboy. Hows bout you tell us what your list is then, and as to why?

>>727376102
>>727376305
>I think the only reason this is true is that no one has time to sit down and watch a two and a half hour movie these days.
Think it has to do with if the movie is just a long drawn out turd, it ruins your perception of all long movies after that due to the time you'll never get back.

Well, we were all having a nice conversation until there was enough input to start a dispute. Such is the internet.

Whoever said No Country for Old men sucked, frick you to heck.

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>>727375146
Good movies he's done: Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown
Good movies he's worked on: True Romance, Crimson Tide

The rest is varying degrees of complete shit.

>>727376650
You could ask 8 different people what their favorite Tarantino film other than Pulp Fiction and you'd probably get 8 different answers

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>>727367223
this movie.

>>727376615
my house is on a slab foundation...i sometimes dwell me dick in yo mommas basement though

>>727376210
>No Country for Old Men
>Bad

Your opinion is shit and you should feel shit.

>>727376626
One of the greatest horror movies ever made. Definitely the greatest "slasher"

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>>727376210
>would of

You have now invalidated yourself TWICE.

>>727375149
I've yet to see a horror movie that actually scared me, closest thing was one of the Chucky movies when I was like fucken 8. Horror genre needs to die already

>>727376727
That could be it too. I don't know, not many movies I see are that long. The only one I can think of is Princess Mononoke, and despite the funny little tree creatures and the big wolf, I didn't really enjoy it all that much.

Reservoir Dogs is terrible. Just stop.

>>727376274
I think that's part of the appeal. That hint of tard is akin to how some like their coffee a lil burnt.

>>727376210
I didn't see The Revenant but if you didn't like No Country for Old Men you might literally be retarded.

The Godfather.

>>727376650
Like I said, there were some redeeming moments for Inglourious Basterds. Namely the dialogue scenes at the beginning of the movie, and the bar scene that ends in the slaughter. Very well done and is Tarantino at his best. The rest of the movie is him at his worst.

I'veyet to check out Hateful Eight, but if the dialogue is that good I'll have to check it out.

>>727376210
I really disagree the opening sequence with no cuts is enough to be better than 90 percent of the movies that came out in the last 15 years. It looked beautiful, excellently acted, and the music was amazing. Literally nothing you can hate on if you aren't baiting.

Why do I feel like people just started stating the titles of high rated movies that were ACTUALLY good and labeling them as shit?

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>>727376887
>talks shit about horror movies
>found Chucky scary

>>727376556
my recents list is here>>727374499

>>727376790
tell us some good movies then, so I can laugh at you along with all the lurkers.

>>727376838
whew lad, you got that right. Was disappoint with the Emma/Joaquin movie too. Seemed Emma couldn't get over his cleft throughout the whole movie.

>>727376865
>You have now invalidated yourself TWICE.
I'm just trying to throw out donut floaties before you go full-on autismo sperg. And you have yet to even post an opinion, so heres your last gofuck(you)rself

>>727377030
>Hateful Eight
It was awful.

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I don't understand how this movie is considered to be so good.. So slow, nothing memorable, the characters make some weird dumb ass choices.

>>727370048
Fuck your mother with that silly cock of yours

>>727371495
Seriously? This movie got shit reviews. So you're saying a shit movie is shit? Thanks captain obvious

>>727376910
You weren't high

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Avatar

pic basically sums it up

>>727374499
>Mad Max
Which one?

>>727375914
Tarantino needs to stay the fuck behind the camera.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkaveikyikE

I just felt fucking bad for Selma. She made the snake dance fucking rock. But then there's this fucking dork sticking out like a sore thumb, and it's completely apparent that we're watching the fucking director using his position to indulge his aspie foot fetish with Selma fucking Hayek who is just trying to do her goddamn job, on screen, in front of everyone.

Instant total loss of respect for the fucking dweeb.

>>727377182
Yeah I watched that in a film class like 10 years ago and it was dull as fuck

>>727377162
No it wasn't. It was dope.

>>727376235
This. When I first saw the trailer, I thought it looked stupid. It got really good reviews after release though, so I went to see it. It was boring as fuck

>>727377161
No one cares about the opinions of an illiterate. Go finish your golden book.

>>727369619
Tfa was too short and the story was shit

>>727376650
fun fact;
it's called Inglourious Basterds

Inglorious Bastards is a whole other movie that Tarantino pays homage to

>>727370486
Nope, Rogue One was the best film since the original trilogy, you're a retard, go hang your head in sorrow.

>>727376606
You need to kill yourself ASAP

>>727377230
hmm I knew that shit about his foot fetish but never made that connection...she is lucky I wasn't the director I have a blowjob fetish

>>727376864
Agreed John carpenter largely took from French cinema and it shows in that movie. It's more of an art house movie than a slasher. Makes Friday the 13th and nightmare on elm street look like shit.

>>727377087
>I really disagree the opening sequence with no cuts is enough to be better than 90 percent of the movies that came out in the last 15 years.
it reflects good on the director and everyone involved in the movie, but really what sustenance does it prove/provide? "Hey, they did a pretty good job, that's something you don't see in film very often" It makes you remember the movie, but then what?
James Bond had it in Spectre
That thai fighter movie had it (pretty damn impressive for the length and what was shown)
etc etc.

>>727377310
Mad Max was a new thing to me not long ago. I was interested in it because I saw the trailer for the new one and thought it looked similar to Fallout, so I went back and watched all the other movies before I tried out Fury Road. Then I was just like, "What the fuck has this turned in to?"

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Slumdog Millionaire.

Amazing ratings. Tons of awards.

Average film, at best, IMHO.

>>727377161
why did you think No Country for Old Men was bad and a waste of time?

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>>727376990
Yeah okay fuckhead

>>727377226
That fan written speech is the best thing to come from this film, honestly.

>>727367223
The government and your isp are monitoring your online activity http://www.ipanon.com

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>>727377230
very well made scene. but yeah that foot stuff was weird....

>>727377230
That was painful.
Quentin is a first rate creep.

>>727377535
this x1000

i watched it a few years ago thinking it was gonna blow my mind because of the 423908598 trillion awards it won but in reality it was average on every level

shit was so disappointing.

>>727377162
It was tremendously well made, but as a whole, it didn't really leave much of an impression. Not awful tho.

>>727377602
the shotgun silencer

>>727377226
Yep.

Elysium was a shitshow of a movie too.

>Woohoo the poor assholes that can't function within society win
>Down with the rich who rose above that world
>Now we can all live forever on a hell-hole version of Earth with the rest of these ape assholes.

>>727377182
I think it has to do with what else was in the pool at that era in time.

>>727377228
the recent one Fury Road, the one all the autists on here drool and/or foam at the mouth over.

Which reminds me, Fury wasn't that great either. Decent screen play, OK script, slightly above-average acting, but the ending scene was meh.

>>727377230
didn't know about this. I'll have to look out for it if I ever see a Tarantino movie again.

>>727377335
So beta you cannot even post your opinion on an anonimoose Malaysian fingerpuppet board?
sounds like you a saltyass babbybackbitch

>>727377383
Appreciate the education, but I really don't care enough of the piece of shit movie to give a damn. I'm spelling the words the correct way in English, fuck him and his homage.

>>727373719
Is that the guy from Black Mirror? The treadmill and porn episode?

>>727377161
The frequency with which you accuse people of being autistic/retarded makes me suspect you are somewhere on the spectrum yourself, sport.

>>727377307
I agree

Lots of salty idiots with bad taste in here.

>>727377790

Yep. Friend and I rented the Blu-Ray and thought we were in for a real treat.

We kept waiting for it to get good.

"It HAS to get better. It won all those Academy Awards!"

How wrong we were.

>>727377968
In all fairness it is a pretty wide spectrum...

>>727377871
what about it?

>>727377335
bwahahahahahh

>>727377226
They'll still be perfectly happy living in their tree.
But even when you imagine all the stars in the sky belong to you, it still won't be enough. You will never know happiness, you will never have peace, and when you have destroyed everything you blame, you will tear yourselves apart again.

>>727377602
it was too drawn out, not mentally stimulating, and while it was a decent perception of life at the times, it could not be backed up whatsoever through history or memoirs.
It simply wasn't memorable.

>>727377885
>Elysium was a shitshow of a movie too.
kys. That was actually a pretty good sci-fi movie. Decent actors and prot/antag roles. If you wanna call a recent sci-fi movie shit, talk about Chappie.

>>727377968
>huehue iTroll
you have yet to do anything but literally try to push figurative and literal buttons.

>>727377893
>era in time
>trying so hard that you keep sounding even dumber

Hint: that's redundant as fuck. What year did you drop out in?

>>727378103
do you think there is a silencer for a shotgun that sounds or performs anything like that in real life?

>>727377444
lol

>>727377307
>pacing is slow
>how many gallons of blood in the human body?
>most interesting main character is first one killed off
>SAMUEL L. JACKSON IS AN ANGRY BLACK MAN
>shoehorned social justice narrative
okay fam

>>727378280
7 months before you were prematurely born.

>>727378197
I don't know, man. I'd rather be exploring planets and enjoying space than sit in a circle and sing kumbaya for the rest of my backwards native life.

>>727370682
yep. all boxes ticked.

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>>727372161

>>727377226

love that bad guy tho

>>727378293
Of course not but why get hung up on that minute detail? That's like saying every action movie ever is garbage because everyone has endless magazines.

>>727377893
>Fury Road
Agreed, it was complete shit.

>>727378280
He's not wrong. Westerns were universally awful when Unforgiven was released.

>>727377928
Si.

schindlers list. cause fuck jews.

>>727367223
2001: A Space Odyssey. I can't stand it or fans of it.

>>727378327
You're awful at this.

>>727378280
>>727378327
>SHOTS FIRED!!!!!
WHEEEWWWWWW

Deadpool and Dr. Strange are so shitty... I both watched thwm with my gf and we left both cause it was so terrible

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>>727378369
fuckin lost

>>727378332
>exercise, ample supply of clean air, food, water
>all the shit that's actually essential for healthy living
>backward

lol shutup and eat your Doritos Trump.

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>>727371495
As someone who read the original comic the movie sucked so hard, at least I didn't pay to see it.
No wonder /tv/ liked it they don't know any language besides irony

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>>727376838
It was nice for what it was, but I don't think it deserved all the praise that it did get. I went into it expecting it to be like Harvey Birdman and that's what I got.

Plus, it was nice seeing Michael Keaton working again.

>>727378618
>Deadpool was bad
kys

>>727370854
so much this. fucking comic book movies are ruining film

>>727378618
>Deadpool
and Capt America: Winter soldier
would of been decent if they weren't deliberately trying to corrupt todays youth
>National Pegging Day
>ScarJo says "hurr its ok to betray ur morals and beliefs, capt...."

>>727378301
Suspense. Movie magic. More suspense on account of unpredictability. He tried to be a calm Jedi and look how that turned out. I'm not seeing any narrative.

>>727378618
Dr strange yes, it was terrible
Deadpool, while I enjoyed it because the humor was mostly fucking hilarious and the action was mostly fucking badass, I can see why people could dislike it. Some of it was a little cringey/tryhard

>>727378479
That doesn't change the fact that "era in time" is an idiotic nigger tier phrase to use.

>>727378466
Look I can suspend disbelief if that is how the movie is set up...but when the rest of the movie has a real world feel then something like this sticks out like a sore thumb and completely ruins it

>>727373627
baahahahha thank you anon, I was just about to make the same point

>>727378522
You don't have many friends do you?

>>727378651
>No technology whatsoever
>No sense of entertainment (you saw them playing soccer, but only in the human camp)
>Still threatened by animals in the jungle

Yeah, sorry, I'd rather spend my time relaxing in orbit above that shithole

>>727378902
this was meant for
>>727373298

>>727378197
It's your kind of retarded bullshit that's holding us back. You and the religious morons. Fuck off and die and let the rest of us move on in a more rapid fashion.

>>727378688
>I went into it expecting it to be like Harvey Birdman and that's what I got.
Did you see it while high?

>>727376827
Nah, if they had any sense their answer would be Reservoir Dogs. I disagree with him on Jackie Brown being good though. It's his second worst movie behind Death Proof.

>>727373735
McAvoy was brilliant in Split

>>727369752
2edgy4me

>>727378686
I was very disappointed that they made Captain Boomerang PC. He's a racist, not a fucking chummy brony. They neutered my Aussie.

Also, that movie got really good reviews because people were giving it great reviews on Rotten Tomatoes and IMDB before it came out.

>>727378618
I dont get why all my friends think that deadpool is funny. The humor is as stupid and infantile. Beside that i dont like ghostbusters but i get why others like it

>>727371495
>>727378686
>>727379143
Did you guys watch the animated one?

>>727379014
I had a little bit to drink before I saw it.

>>727378917
No. No I do not.

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The amount of plot holes in this movie is incredible. The fact it got such high ratings is beyond me

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>>727378917
Pretty sure none of us do or we probably wouldn't be here....

>>727379263
I plan to.