Alex jones thread

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>>727360174
sure, why not

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>>727360174

>>727360174
Globalist conspiracy globalist conspiracy globalist conspiracy globalist conspiracy Trump will save us all globalist conspiracy globalist conspiracy globalist conspiracy truffle save us all >>727360174
Globalist conspiracy globalist conspiracy globalist conspiracy globalist conspiracy Trump will save us all globalist conspiracy globalist conspiracy globalist conspiracy truffle save us all >>727360174
Globalist conspiracy globalist conspiracy globalist conspiracy globalist conspiracy Trump will save us all globalist conspiracy globalist conspiracy globalist conspiracy truffle save us all >>727360174
Globalist conspiracy globalist conspiracy globalist conspiracy globalist conspiracy Trump will save us all globalist conspiracy globalist conspiracy globalist conspiracy truffle save us all

>>727360174
someone give me the "I know I'm evil" webm

>>727360447
Fuck off. No globalists allowed.

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Sorry I'm late guyz

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Right here in murica! Disgraceful! Goin along ta git along!

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>>727360174

>>727361789
This is the best one

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GLOBALISTS, SWERVE

This guy is suck a joke

>>727362574
BUTTHURT GLOBALIST DETECTED
sorry shillary lost, cuck

>>727363159
Not an even an American.

my least favorite person on the planet

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>>727361449
Look what the globalists have done to him over the years

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Be gentle... This man is a national treasure

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>>727363376
Lighten up, he's just a media personality. Like Rachel Maddow.

>>727363447
He looks like Marlon Brando when he raped that bitch up her asshole using butter as lube.

>>727361725
here we go again

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Each frame he's on screen is like a renaissance painting...

>>727363311
then get the fuck out of here globalist CUCK
USA USA USA

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>>727363532
I don't know who you are, but I feel we're the same person somehow?

>>727363616
>Hollapenos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeDJRiApaSk

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I'm 33 now. I remember in my early 20's when I was in to his shit. It was cool to think you were on to something others didn't know about. Since 95% of 4chan are <25 I can see how he's an alluring figure to a lot of you.

Most of you will grow out of it and realise that the Alex Jones "reality" is complete horseshit sprinkled with a few truths to keep you hooked.

Keep on buying those SUPER MALE VITALITY supplements though!

>>727363825
Fuck off faggot. Globalist shill jew iguana faggot

>>727363825
We know.

>>727360174
What a fat turd.

>>727364133
Speak for yourself you fucking zionist

>>727364118
Make sure to calm yourself down before you go to sleep tonight. You don't want to be tired and moody at school now.

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>>727363746
I'm you from an alternate reality and we're speaking due to a momentary bleed through between the fabrics of our two seperate universes.

Here, take this picture. You will need it someday. Trust me, I'm you!

>>727360174
TUBBY TUBBY TAPINAD
ALEX JONES IS MY GOD
RECORDS BY SHEHERAZOD
LIKIE DIKIE DOODOO BISCUIT

>>727363532
A midnight in Paris or whatever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsrMuuG9tro

>>727364192
>zionist
Alex Jones never talks about Isreal

>>727364222
Fuck you. Trips of nontruth. U fucking Rothschild mole

>>727364429
Who do you work for? Just tell me

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>>727364192
see
>>727364429
The guy mentioning zionists is likely himself a disinformation agent in the employ of the zionists in order to try and harm the reputation of Alex Jones.

>>727364245
I might as well just kill myself before I get herpes from them.

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>>727364438

You are definitely still living with your parents. Can I tell you that it's very likely that your mother cries about what a complete retard her son turned out to be as an adolescent.

You were so nice before the moody teens hit.

>>727364577
No! You are wrong! I would never ever be a zionist fuck. Fuck u for even saying that and trying to mud up my 4chinz reputation

>>727364789
Lold irl at how brainwashed the Globalists have got you

>>727364118
>iguana

>>727365052
You're defending lizards now? Sad!

>>727364942
Fuck you shill! I am the Regional Commander of the Alex Jones 1776 Militia, I know a fucking shill when I see one.

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>>727365024

Sure, kid. As I said, it's alluring to think you are on to something that the "mainstream" hasn't figured out and are oh so smart to see through it all.

Look up the Dunning Kruger effect on your off time between disappointing your mother and posting in The_Donald.

>>727365176
Oh shit I apologize sir. I was just heated for being accused of working for (((them))), and had no idea whomst I was speaking to, obviously. Please find it in you to forgive my actions. I spit on Piers Morgan once.

>>727361377
Every day

>>727365448
If mommy was so disappointed with me, would I have 2 freezers full of tendies? I think not. Back to 9gag you shekel driven shill

>>727365629


If that's your best I have bad news....

>>727365450
Fuck off Tom

My uncle is into this idiot, believes basically everything he says. He even starts going off the rails and talking about biblical end time prophecies and bird aliens and bullshit. I asked him like, you don't really believe this do you? And he said "it's not a matter of believing, it's a matter of understanding the evidence". I was actually quite surprised that someone could be at least a moderately functioning human being and so out to lunch in their delusional fantasies.

>>727365733
Ok you may proceed with your news

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>>727365138
Lizards are cool.

>>727365733
Can't tame the tendies