Confession time /b/. Spill your secrets. We're waiting.

Fapped to cheese pizza a couple times. Huge incest fetish for sister, jerk into her panties all the time. Think about weird fucked up stuff during sex sometimes. Definitely regret the first two things listed, feel pretty shitty about it

I masturbate with my mother's electric toothbrush and don't regret it. If feels good, man.

stole $500+ from first job with uber-nice boss and never got caught, that's probably the worst singular thing I've ever done.

I go on confession threads to feel better about myself. I'm an autistic worthless piece of shit.

>>727355408
my cars mom tried to fonger me in the back of my friend

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>>727355408
I voted for pic related.

Now I'm crying in my fetal position and crying 24/7

I have a huge facesitting kink. I can't help but want to sit on girls faces and force them to smell my ass/farts.

>>727355408
I wanna fuck my girfriends sister.

the last few times i stayed over at my friends house while his girl is out of town ive been hearing thumping noises after we call it a night from drinking. These last times hes not as drunk or tries not to be. I know hes cheating, but what type of person comes in at 6 or 7 in the morning to fuck?
Im tempted to check it out next time it happens. What could go wrong?

>>727356918
>I voted for pic related.
Attaboy!

>>727357311
>dubs
>kek bless

>>727357302
Run into their room screaming and see what happems

>>727357626
im really temped to find out because i had a feeling this was going on. Im not gonna do anything about it though. maybe ask to tag team since i havent gotten any action in 5 years.
i think he did it right on the couch downstairs.

how do i fake drunk

>>727355408
Ive been having sex with my girlfriends little brother for a year now. Im 26, shes 24 and her just turned 17. I have no idea why I have no guilt about it.

I'm not gonna have enough money to move oh my god I don't want to be stuck what have I done I'm starting to enter panic mode

>>727359325
what's the situation anon? We've all felt like that once or twice

I get off sharing pics and videos of my buddy's hot ex. Dumb bitch would be so fucking humiliated if she knew that strangers know what every inch of her body looks like and how people have seen her most intimate moments.

>>727359863
I'm trying to move to Minneapolis but all the cheap studio apartments are taken and only the pricey ones are available. After a bill payment I'll have $1180 available but its not enough for rent and deposit

In love with my friend.

every time ive had sex since me and my ex broke up i only finish when I think of my ex

>>727360140
look on craigslist for room-for-rent/sharehouse arrangements. Cheaper than renting by yourself, and you can stay there for a few months while you wait for a cheap place to rent by yourself.

sharehouses aren't too bad, I lived in them from age 17 to 25.

My friend is poor so I buy her dirty socks off of her for inflated prices. Win win.

>>727355408
Anal pleasure feels nice in a demented kind of way

I (19) want to be sissified by an older guy(45 max) and be turned into a trap without me having any say in the matter

I've been trying to get my wife to like anal for years. She's finally come around and actually loves it now and I'm not as interested anymore. Go fucking figure

>>727360140
Rent is ungodly here. I would suggest looking in some of the suburbs for cheaper rent. Unless you absolutely have to live in Minneapolis, that is.

>>727360991
me too, god. I just think about having a distant girlfriend, him stealing her with his nice cock, and then convincing me to taste his. and eventually making me a cute sissy so I can be one of his girls too.

>>727358126
You will probs walk in on him jerking it

>>727355408
I showed a "perfectly old enough to handle it" girl hentai games
I then rubbed her clit to the animations
They cum, they cum hard.

Killed the cat that my wife's ex-bf gave her. Strangled it with my barehands in its bed and left him there for her to find. Acted appropriately shocked and dismayed when she found him and agreed when she said it looked like he died of natural causes. Buried him in the backyard.

I caught my cousin fingering her asshole
Not her pussy
Her asshole
I saw it all
She moaned like a piggy
I took a video and showed it to her
She freaked out
Tried to become aggressive and loud
Told her to shut up or I'd go viral

>sex slave for dummies.pdf

I fucked my dog when I was 12

Once I shat in the shower and pushed down in the drain

fucked my second gf on the roof of her uncles farm where she blurted out
>"it's ok anon, uncle and i do it here sometimes"
It was a legit blurt, she held her mouth and pretended she said something else

I fucked her extra hard after hearing what a family slut she is

I am the loneliest person on earth
Literally

Fucked a goth teens in Prague right smack in the middle of a machine head concert

There was a balcony
Greentext?

I deleted all the files on my nigger friend's mom's computer. In first grade. At my friend's birthday party.

>>727355408
fetish for vore and digestion that ends in diaper disposal

>>727363320
no.

if you don't post it in your original post then fuck you

>>727355408
naive

I shot a man in Reno

just to watch him die

banged my sister when she was 12.

i was still in my teens.

>>727362814

That´s not so bad i did at least 2 or 3 times

>>727359993
i think u should show us what she looks like. anyone agree?

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>>727355408
I ripped the tag off a mattress.

I witnessed a gangbang
It was a very, very wrong gangbang

The sad part about this planet is that the "victim" came back for more

Women are whores.

>>727364447

"victim" is a whore....

blames the planet for it.

>kek.

Femanon. (No tits. I'm underage.17) since I was little I've had a really disgusting crush on fictional character from an anime and it's really gotten to me. I wish I wasn't attracted to him and it makes me sort of feel like a low life autist. I have no friends and can't stop touching myself to him. What should I do /b/? It's ruining me. I find it hard to concentrate and even eat proper meals and shower on a regular basis.

>>727364536
All of them are dick hungry
It doesn't matter

You don't get it, I've seen enough abuse and rape and an actual real life gangbang to tell you that they are all, every single one, whores
Who actually crave that treatment

>>727364635
MODS

>>727364635
seek professional help for your depression.

>>727364635
Embrace and love your demon disguised as your fictional crush

Embrace your sluttification

>>727364850
Reported the girl already.

>>727360324
How long since the breakup?
I had this issue a couple years ago but it faded over time.

>>727355408
I jerked off into my 14 year-old step-daughter's panties.

Work from home half the time. I didn't have a full load of laundry so told stepdaughter to throw some of her clothes on top of the pile.

Loading washer, panties in her jeans. Smell them. Smells sweet (like she had been wet). Instant diamonds.

Jerk off smelling them. Cum in panties, throw in wash...nobody knows.

I've smelled her panties a few times since, but never the same sweet pussy smell.

Where's the anon who puts the sleeping pills in the strawberry milk? He said he would be back today.

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>>727364856
I've gone to therapy and I have a chemical imbalance. I'm on meds but I'm still addicted to this character. I literally want it to stop, but at the same time I don't.

I have a foot fetish. That is literally my only secret.

>>727365256
What's the character anon?

>>727365256
don't your therapists know about your fixation?

you're fixated on someone because they provide you something you're missing from you life. what does that character provide you?

old fag here. probably older than everyone on this thread. when i was 12, my mother used to give me blowjobs. then it stopped after a few months because i wore her down. lol.

>>727364635
buy an anime pillow of him and strap a dildo to it, problem solved

>>727365340
Doctor Stein from Soul eater.

>>727360484
Sweet, I had no clue that subleasing was a thing. This quite possibly just saved my ass.
>>727361181
Eden Prairie is where I'll be if I get this job but can't find anything out there apartment-wise

>>727365224
Yeah, I know. I have no designs on touching my stepdaughter, bit the smell of fresh pussy got the best of me that day.

Fucked the shit out of her mother that night.

>>727365538
See below V
>>727365224

>>727365637
Gf involved her step mom in sex
It got very weird, family issues screaming weird

>>727365614
yeah, sharehousing is pretty common. you'll likely end up with some college students or people who just cant afford a bigger place otherwise.

They often like to interview people they're going to live with for obvious reasons, so bathe and try not to come across as a total autist

>>727365583
Fucking lol. Weeb trash.

>>727355408
Secrets are a myth.

>>727365496
I'm not even sure. I'm a beta femcuck and can't talk to boys without wanting to start crying. It's gotten to the point where I've even considered asking out a girl. I don't even feel attraction to females.

>>727365875
Soul eater is the only anime I've seen and I have no merch. Am I still considered a weeb???

>>727364635
Why aren't you banned yet? What the fuck mods?

>>727365933
I hope you get better femanon.

>>727366045
Of course M'lady.

>>727360218

Im in the same boat anon. What are they like?

i have done things most people on this website can only fantasize about.

its all that, and then more.

>>727366323
edgy

>>727365933
pretty rough.

Shit does get better as you get older. Just try to remember that relationships are what you make of them. If you don't end up dating a guy at all until you're 22 and sort some things out? thats fine and kinda common. If you end up deciding you just cant be with anybody except an anime character? that's fine too as long as you can make yourself okay with it.

I did shit in The Great Faggot War that will haunt me until I die.

>>727365933
Well, you need to be more introspective and self-aware, and think about the reasoning behind your actions so you can better understand how to form a game plan to improve yourself.

Baby steps, anon. You don't have proper hygeine / health - let's start there. Make it a point to shower more often and eat at least one good meal a day.

Following that, try to build up your confidence in social relationships. Look on steam and discord and forums and shit for your hobbies. Find likeminded individuals. The best way to build up confidence in yourself and talking to people is by first talking to them online. It's non-threatening and easy.

>>727365583
Can I ask what it is about him that you're obsessed with? Like, what about him causes you to be so caught up in the moment every day that you cant even function properly.

I'm into feminization as a sub guy

>>727364635
MODS MODS MODS UNDERAGE

>>727367392
They don't let you get away with shit like that on subs.

>>727364635
Hey mods the fucks going on with this shit?

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>>727366323
nobody fantasizes about your mom nigga

Been in love with my friend throughout all of high school. Was a sad beta piece of autistic shit, literally turned my life around to be with her. She's Muslim, I've obsessed for like more than half a decade studying that shit now thanks to her, it's what I'm studying in college now. I plan to become a professor. I know that because of her religion we can never be together. I've considered converting for her so many times, even though I've never believed. I think it'd be worth it, but I don't even know if she'd love me even then. It kinda came to her attention near the end of senior year in high school that I liked her, but her and I sorta just played it off and I minimized my feelings so we could still be friends. We go to different colleges now but talk at least a little bit every day, and each time I hear her voice or see her face I just wanna break down and cry to her. I want to confess this love I have for her and tell her just how much I have put into her. I want to tell her that I have made myself into what I am today just because of the smallest of chances that she'd love me too.

>>727367903
Holy fuck dude is this b8? If not then you should suicide bomb strap yourself and blow something to proof your love to her

>>727365261
kek me too. well... a few girls know...and feed my fetish; sometimes in person.
in all my experience, girls either dont mind, or are really into it.

I hate that I never properly masturbate or find a way to make myself cum. I haven't discovered what I like or how to do it really, My significant other and I have sex and It just feels incredibly amazing yet I can never achieve that feeling on my own. It sucks especially in times of sexual frustrations

>>727367903
are your initals MBP

Not having closure with my ex makes it feel harder to grow up at times. Like without that closure, a piece of my unhealthy past is left open which I want to seal off. Alas, I'm blocked and her boyfriend let me know I'd be receiving an ass beating if any more contact attempts were made. Probably for the best after all that happened.
Hope all is going well, L. I still think about you and care about you.

I feel like I'm being consumed by this hollowness. I wonder if it's loneliness or if its the fact that she and I stopped interacting, her birthday is coming up.

>>727368845
how did you know I'm Mac Book Pro?

I'm in love with a souless bitch. She's borderline, slutty, manipulative, and, cold. We hated eachother in high school, but she started dating my best friend. We stayed friends for a year or so and she got knocked up by my best friend and they got married. Me and her become close because friend was a douche bag, end up fucking her.

That ended about as well as you would think. Me and best friend beat shit out of eachother, she turned it around on me, that was done. That was 3 years ago /b/rethren. A few months ago she hit me up again. I got filled in quite a bit on events. She ended up cheating on ex bro the entirety of their marriage, she got addicted to coke, and dcs took their kids away. She drugged exbro amd had him locked up on a psych hold for "trying to kill himself."

Took his money, set his shit on fire, and left. Me and ex bro had started finally reconnecting after three years. It was at least civil and we would smoke and shit. He ended up ripping me off and acting like a bitch so his car window got smashed, but thats a different story.

So here we are now. The situation is me and her fuck regularly. I dont know why I am so drawn to her, considering shes a piece of shit. I think its because we are both broken. She's the femanon verson of me. I hate her but shes my best friend.
Fuck the police.

>>727368845
No.

>>727368330
Like I said end of senior year someone else basically told her I liked her. At that point it was basically clear that she didn't have the same feelings, so I played it off to prevent further fallout.

>>727368409
Nah, I'm just beta as fuck. Not even gonna dignify suicide bombing stuff with a response.

>>727355408
Ive fucked my stepsister from the time I was 17

>>727369353
Ahh beautifully broken. I don't have any words of advice or wisdom to offer you. I've just been in a less fucked situation with a crazy girl. Something about girls like her man... "So good at being in trouble, so bad at being in love"

>>727362558
Bullshit. Everyone knows your cousin doesn't have an asshole

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I've thought about killing myself as of late. No reason, just bored

I watched 7 seasons of Family Guy before realizing it's not funny at all.

>>727369787

Its funny because I fuck a bunch of girls, and have no issue cutting them off. I never catch feelings. Every part of my being knows I should walk the fuck away. But my dumb ass still hopes she catches feelings.

>>727370082
I did that one night when I was bored and drunk. Almost missed christmas in the psych ward. Neat time though

I masturbate, a lot

I have this blonde I work with who I beat my dick on the daily too. She knows she is sexy as fuck and plays it so well

>>727355408
I let my exbf fuck other girls and he would make me suck his cum out of their pussies
I loved every second of it. I got off on being jealous and being embarrassed/dominated.
He broke up with me because he said he wanted to be with someone who could be the mother of his children and that he didn't respect me enough for that because of the stuff I let him do to me.

>>727356103
>Fapped to cheese pizza
loli doesnt count

>>727356659
Same. Thought I was fucked until /b/ proved me wrong

a

Been in love with my best friend for about a year, but as of recently she is dating my ex even though they've only talked for a week. Fuck

a

>>727355408
I don't have any more secrets

>>727357311
>these two posts are both Donald Trump himself

>>727355408
I have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>727374329
You fucking monster get out
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>727362497
jesus

>>727362497
Recommendation: kys

I've jerked off onto my sisters panties several times. I've also done it in my friends sisters panties a couple of times.

They're right there in the laundry in the toilet. How could I not?

>>727355408
I can't stand homestuck porn
Everything else but Homestuck porn
And i don't why :(

>>727370439
> neat time
>in psych ward
What they like

>>727357025
Same