ITT: We wait.

>>727322402
>*COUGH COUGH*.

...

*a baby begins shrieking*

*thumbs through magazine*

>someone you don't know being called to the back

has anyone here seen my dubs?

Wait to roll 777777777

*farts but feel something wet and rushes to restroom*

*taps foot loudly*

>>727322922
Sir please stop

*sleeps*

So err do you like music anon?

>>727323037
Shhhh we must be quite

*puts on beats and plays shitty rap loudly*

*phone vibrates*

>>727322983
*looks back*
No u
*increases tapping speed*

[[[Could Mr Anon please come to surgery 3.]]]

*making awkward eye contact*

>>727323037
Like, my doggie is deaf, so I don't wanna make her feel left out, so I don't listen to music much. I feel like I'm a better person for it you know, with all the quiet and deep thought

(Twirls lock of dyed blonde hair)

*Plays angry birds*

**Cellphone rings loudly**
**Answers loudly**
>HELLLO!
>YEAH WHATS UP
>NO IM NOT DOING ANYTHING WHATS UP
>UH HUH
>YEAH
>WHAT?
>I CAN"T HEAR YOU
>CAN YOU HEAR ME
>HE
>HEL
>HELLO
>HELLO?
>OH YOUR BACK
>YEAH LOST SERVICE FOR A SECOND

*walks in, sits, looks around* oh shit this the wrong waiting area, im suppose to be in the 4chan gold member waiting room!

*scratches balls then turns page*

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>>727323331
*takes phone*

*pic related*

Which one of you niggers is Anon?

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If dubs I'll rap this entire thread.

*drops keys on floor and does a one-cheek-sneak*

>>727323698
Lol

>>727323331
CIAO!!!!!

*Sits next to you*
I'm a vegan

> SURPRISE NIGGER PARTY!!!

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>>727323331

>>727323824
*looks at you and bites into cheeseburger*

>>727322402
waited for your mom and then fucked her in the ass bitch

>>727323311

Haha cool cool

*crickets*

What is this smell?

>>727323533

>just before your first swing lands on his phone I leap up from my chair, expertly disarm you with a smirk on my face.
>i turn around and look at the man who you took the phone from as everyone looks up in awe or my martial prowess
Sir, we're waiting here politely, please be more considerate in the future and take your conversation outside. And YOU
>turns back to you
Need to leave. While I understand your frustration, attempting to destroy someone else's property is illegal, and you are lucky I don't report you to the police! Begone!
>I drop the hammer in the trash can and return to my seat as everybody in the room applauds

*notices hot chick in yoga pants bent over*
>.>
<.<
*takes out phone, pretends to be texting and snaps photo*

Post this later on a creep thread.

>>727324395

>your flash goes off and your phone makes an obnoxious shutter sound

>>727322402
>get inside
>smell like smoke and death
>look angry at everyone inside
>grumble something and cough

>>727324032
I came here to get rid of a virus, anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMOAXm94VWo

>sits down and keeps trying to make eye contact with everyone else but never says anything, just watches

*anime cicada sound *

Hello, is there a Mr. Virgil Ginn here?
>Scans room
Guess that's most of you then.

>>727324247
I wonder what that dude with the fedora and trench coat is typing so furiously into his phone. I hope he's here to get that breathing problem looked at, sounds kinda bad.

>>727324712

That wasn't even clever

*runs in and yells*

FUCK NIGGERS SND JEWS!

>>727322402
>Gets up to start complaining about the wait to the girl sitting at the desk,

'laugh and slap everyone in the face*

*pulls out phone and begins to play music obnoxiously loud*

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8XhuFs5ZXs#

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>>727325054
Plot twist, she's a qt

>>727324965
Like you could come up with anything better.
>Drops Syringe

>>727325182
>spagetti instantly starts falling out of my pockets

>>727325182
>qt

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>>727324456
>>727324395
mfw

>tries to fart quietly but fails miserably.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6DM5ckcH14

>leans over
>yo. You wanna buy some shoes?

>>727325182

>Destroys her body with shitty "art"
>qt
pik 1 m8

>default apple ringtone
>Hulloah? Oh, my god, like I know, I was there! He's *such*.. An asshole
>proceeds to talk loudly on phone for 43 minutes

I just want to fuck Cassie Wright. When is it my turn nigga?

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"EVERYONE ON THE FLOOR"
"WE HAVE A TIP THAT SOMEONE HERE HAS CP ON THEIR PHONE!"
"WE ARE DOING CHECKS TO MAKE SURE!"
"ANY NON COMPLIANCE WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT!"

>>727325543
It's almost like tastes are subjective.

Is this where we wait for the second coming of jesus christ?

>>727325689
Hide the lolis my negros!!

>>727325689
How do you shoot non compliance?

>>727325816
You have to use silver bullets dipped in cat piss, but it only works if you offer a sincere prayer to god!

>>727325706

Yeah, there's shitty tastes, and good tastes, and the people who have a taste for destroying their bodies are the ones with the shitty tastes.

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Michael are you ready for your seda-
I-I mean "vaccination"

>>727325689
*looks around quickly then tosses phone into a random opened bag*
*looks back down at magazine*

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>>727323331
holy shit the embodiment of evil

>>727325988
Do you understand what subjective means?

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>walks in dressed like this

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>>727326129

>>727326258
Oh christ not you again. Touch my phone and I'll shove that beak up your asshole.

*A small child begins to beg its mother for candy/wanting to know when they can go home*

>>727326258
Can you please shove that can up my ass

>>727323824
Hi vegan, i'm Dad.
Come to the waiting room often?

>>727326412
Mother halfheartedly shushes the kid then ignores it.

>>727326254

Yeah, the subject here is that tattoos are degenerate as fuck, and if you do that to yourself, you're fucking retarded and have no right to screech autistically when someone refuses to hire you over your "art"

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ayo uhhhhhhhhhh eh fam dis whur we pose ta wait fo'em?

>>727326392
Your phone is cursed. To remove the curse, place your phone in a potpourri of rosemary, mint, and jimson weed. Wait 24 hours for the miasma to depart, and then go fuck yourself.

>>727326549
Subjective here being used as the opposite of objective, meaning that it's your opinion, not a literal truth.

>>727324152
Nothing a little bodyspray can't cure. *proceeds to spray axe in the air around himself*

>>727326496
Do you have plague? This cane is for plagued asses only.

>>727326548
Child continues to beg and whine while furiously bouncing and fidgeting in seat, staring at the nearest black person

>>727326749
But I want cummies, anon

>>727326723

Yeah, sounds like your opinion on the subjectivity of my statements is what's subjective here, you fucking autist. Because there is no dispute (unless you're a degenerate) that tattoos are for literal human garbage, and that is a fact.

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>>727326763
>I take my plague stick and begin poking the child while mumbling phrases in Latin.

>>727326763
Mother gives the exact same response again, lady at desk fidgets because she knows it's making other customers uncomfortable but doesn't want to risk saying anything.

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>>727326840

>But I want cummies anon.

>>727326856
It's an alternative fact to those of reality.

>>727326548
>triggered

My mother would drag me to all of these shitty places when I was a kid to wait for hours, whether it was getting her nails done or running work errands or whatever because she was too cheap to hire a sitter (upper-middle class family btw, so its not like she couldnt afford it) and she would do that shushing shit into ignoring me thing, leaving me wondering how long we fucking had left.

Shit makes me want to slap my fucking mother to this day just thinking about it

>>727326925
The child begins making a faint whine as it is getting poked, a strange expression of joy on it's face

>>727324247
>security guard in uniform with too short sleeves
>Looks like he dropped his give a shit at the door and didn't go back for it
Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave please.

>>727326840
Your degeneracy is noted. I recommend visiting your nearest vicar or religious official. But if you really want cummies, visit the Catholic bishop in this hamlet.

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I masturbate furiously. Occasionally dosing up with PCP. "I am becoming God!"" I scream as I tear my cock off spraying everyone with blood.

>>727326925
>Nigger runs off jumping over a row of chairs as he flees
>"This nigguh a devil man with his black dress n shit uh uh son we gotsta go fam we aint

>>727326587
*looks away from the black man and continues playing summoners war on smartphone*

Do any of you homies have some illegal drugs? I'm pretty hip hop and gucci my negroca-cola, you can trust me. I'm no nark. That'd be so whack yo!

>>727327052
>begins swinging a censer around the waiting room to calm the child

I start to kiss everyone while singing saturday nightlife

*a little girl enters the room, aged about seven, a scared look on her face*

>>727327044
I know that feel, except replace nail salons and waiting rooms with random men's apartments and drug dens.

Yes I'm one upping you. Yes I'm sorry.

Sup, is this the waiting room to get an extra pair of balls sewn on?

>>727327183
>gaze at the fleeing barbarian, only making out a faint "ooga booga" as he disappears
Brute.

>>727327270
The child's attention has been diverted successfully. It's eyes are trained

>>727327353
>Grab her and throw her behind the counter before she gets raped

>>727327265
yes hallo i am 18 i have smoked mareweedwanna b4 kbye

>>727327562
>The girl makes a yelp of fear and ducks behind counter

>>727323698
>Guy starts rapping in the corner quietly every few seconds with an autistic/tourettesy tick snapping his fingers making a throaty noise
>nurse asks if he's there to see the therapist, and that her waiting room is down the hall to the left

>stands up and walks away avoiding eye contact with anyone.

>>727327562
>Climbs over the counter and grabs up the little girl, storing her in my pocket for later.

>>727327404
No this is the wait for assisted suicide

>>727327404
Sorry, thats Dr.Mick McDick's office next door.

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>like. Oahmagahd, what's tayking soh lahng, it's just. . . . like . .mEdicine and shit, hurry AHP

>>727327797
>The girl is afraid
Anon, what are you going to do to me?

>>727327797
>you thot it was little girl, but it was me Dio!

>>727327866
>Beats selfiefag to death with my dick

>>727327980
You're going to weed my garden. I've got a bunch of ragweed coming up around the tomatoes, but I'm allergic, so you'll be helping me out with that. There also may or may not be rape.

>>727327980
>>727328050
Who do I believe?

>>727328113
Mr.Anon, what is rape?

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>>727327866
>>727328081
>necrophilia

>>727328081
>uh,like,staaaahpet, that woaent work, i don't have any organs left, i'm all . . . like . . . plastic now.

>>727328196
Multiple little girls in waiting room???

*starts listening to v a p o r w a v e on full blast *

>>727328218
It's just like consensual sex, but hotter.

A man in nothing but his underwear runs in and yells "Ебать вас, пиндосы, пришло время для мировой войны 3"

>>727328218
It's a kind of pancake kid, now shut up and wait, I'll get my dick pills tjen we'll be right out of here.

[[[Number 206 to the front, Dr. Kevorkian is ready to see you now]]]

>>727328373
>old man panicks because "THE COMMIES ARE BACK"

>>727328324
Vaportrap > Any other subgenre of vaporwave

"Guys my DS is dead can I have one of your seats near an outlet?"

>>727328196
Believe in yourself anon, and in the power of your Stand!

>>727328397
>Looks down at the ticket inhand
Ho-LY shit! That's me! I'm next in line to fuck Cassie Wright!

>>727328380
>she complies

Mr.anon, is rape tasty? Can I get chocolate chips in mine? Where do we get some rape from?"

>>727328678
Right this way sir

>>727325008
Ah, i see you're here for your speech impediment

>>727328695
Rape is fried batter comprised of wheat and juice extracted from the "loli-fruit".

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>>727328906
>nods in approval of your explanation and gives the girl a vial filled with a red liquid.

>>727328695
>pretends not to notice while hiding a grin and posting bananas in a ylyl thread

>>727328768
>Jumps the fuck up and follows dude

*Mexican fellow with a moustache enter by the door and grabs random seat quietly*

>>727329222
Mexico is stealing or trips!!

>>727329222
And he has trips btw

>>727329296
our*

>>727329159
Ushers anon into a fairly clean, yet still untidy room.
Have a seat anon, the doctor will be with you shortly.

>>727329296
jajaja I earned them from working man

>walks into the room and looks for a seat

>>727322402
nigger

>>727329348
>Undresses and starts rubbing meh genitals all over the expensive equipment

>>727329530
We're at capacity fella. Scurry on outta here

>>727329559
The doctor enters shortly after, accompanied by a priest and carrying a long syringe.
He attempts to make plesant conversation.
How are you feeling anon? You seem to be rather excited given the nature of this operation.

The Russian man pulls down his underwear revealing his dick cut in half, forming a butterfly shape. He reaches inside his asshole and pulls it out, forming himself a pink sock. He jacks off both of his penises and jizzes twice into his mouth, yelling in Russian all the way.

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Sneeze

>>727329654
>speaks some arabic words and starts crying

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>>727329946
>lights a clove of sage and begins waving his arms around the room
OUT OF THIS ROOM! OUT OF THIS ROOM!

>late 20 year old
>in a leather jacket
>has a stirn look on his face, clenching his jaw
>tightly holding his backpack
>ohshit

>>727329103
*the girl looks up at the man in plague mask*
>"Mr.Anon2, is Loli fruit good? How do you get loli fruit? Can I eat Loli fruit?

>>727322402
*rolls a joint and starts smoking it*

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>>727322402
How god damn long do we have to wait?

>>727330323
yo neguh, pass that shit

>>727329798
Well, he says, I assume you have your affairs in order and so, would you like my friend Rev. Hobbes to assist you with your last rites?

>>727330386
be patient rag head

>>727330283
My child, loli-fruit is the finest delicacy ever created by God. It comes from the great loli-tree, which only grow to be, at most, twelve years of age. The fruit is best when eaten when the loli-tree is of eight to ten years old, but the fruit grows from day one of plantation. However, loli-fruit is frowned upon by some people, and we call those people niggers.

>>727330750
>the girl looks on in amazement

"Wow Anon! I'm almost old enough to be a Loli tree myself! I'm seven!"

...anything happening in this thread yet?

>>727330550
I gotta cum on this stethoscope hold on doc

>>727330178
The receptionist looks slightly saddened by his appearance, but soon answers another call and returns to her former countenance.

>>727330882
>Forces her into my sack

>>727331060
Very well then Anon, I suppose we have got some time before the next patient. How do you feel?

>>727331112
>slowly unzips the backpack

>>727331197

>She is compliment and is forced into the sack

"not this shit again, Mr.Anon. I'll shank you."

>>727331264
I feel like ejaculating on this reflex hammer.

>>727330882
Seven years of age, and not looking a day over five. You have a bright future ahead of you my child. Now you take that vial I gave you, and when this nice man takes his blue...enhancement pills, you drink the vial. It's pure loli-fruit juice, aged seven years old. The loli-fruit tastes better if the person eating it is the same age. Go with God, my child.
>looks up at the anon with the dick enhancers
Shit is straight up datura and ashwaganda root mixed with embalming fluid and psilocybe extract. Enjoy.

>>727331334
Dude, pleeease. I promise to feed her and love her with all my heart. I'll walk her, housebreak her, and kek her up real good with my penis.

>>727331424
>the little girl looks at the man
"Mr.Anon, something tells me this isn't safe...

>>727331424
>Downs another handful of boner meds
I think I'm losing sight in one eye. What's the recommended dosage?

>>727323169
>everybody walks towards their room and awkwardly look at each other

>farts violently

>>727331399
Very well anon, soon though, as he inserts the needle into your forearm, expertly piercing a vein,
Soon, you won't be feeling anything...
The silence continues as anon finally grows still and releases both a huge load of semen and one of poo.
The doctor continues.... Ever again.
They exit the room after the priest dedicates the soul of this lamb to his eternal damnation.

>>727331746
Lo, and verily, when your member is as engorged as the gods of Valhalla on the eve of battle, take five more.

>>727331746
>The girl downs the vial

"I'm a child of god! Thanks Mr.PlagueAnon!"

>>727331868
Meh sperm n poo
Halp
wut do

>>727331999
Miraculously, trips revived the dead anon and he regained consciousness.

>>727331884
>Finishes the bottle off, then proceeds to have a wild fucking seizure consisting of, like, seven sweet karate kicks at the air

>>727331904
You are most welcome my child.
>whispers to viagra anon
You have about ten minutes before she starts becoming extremely suggestible. I reinforced the base constituents of the vial with pure dragon's blood.

*Front speaker bleeps*
> Number 207, Dr.Jewberg is ready to see you

>>727332147
>She is smiling like an idiot, her eyes becoming glassy, a drop of spit rollling from her mouth

>>727332099
Your dubs give me the confidence to bust free from this room and go find a electrocardiograph monitor to bang the shit out of. Thanks anon!!

>>727332298
>notices a slight tingling in his groin
>looks at the karate kicking man with the swollen dick
Tag-team?

>>727332147
S-s-s-s-s-s-sweet....i-i-i-i-i-I'm having a.....f-f--f-f-f--f-f-f-f-fucking.....s-s-s-s-seizure th-though. J-j-just g-g-g-g-gently s-set her on m-m-m-my d-d-d-d-d-d-dick.

>She begins shaking violently, her grin becoming wider

>>727332372
Dr Kevorkian is once again stymied in his attempts at removing anon from the gene pool, check in next week to witness Anon and The Rise of The Objectophiliacs!

>>727332688
Floor tiles are pretty great

Next.

>>727332558
>strips dick anon down, taking a moment to gawk at the massive slab of meat resembling baguette sticking straight up in the air
Jesus Christ...
>picks up child
DEUS VULT!
>slams the child onto the throbbing pillar of flesh and relishes the simultaneous screams of both child and man

Next person in line. Second call.

>texting with keyclick sound on

>>727332897
>The little girl turns out not to be little girl. It is instead your Holy general come to help you take back the holy land Jerusalem

>>727332897
That receptionist just does not care.

>comes in with his son to monthly routine-chek because he has weaponized autism

>>727333125
>bends reverently
My liege...is it time?

>>727332953
*bumps the mexican* i think they calling for u esse

>>727333230
Weaponized like the US military is using him to frustrate terrorists to the point of suicide?

>>727322402
this looks 100% exactly the same as my old dentist office

>>727333331
>0ff by two...

>>727333273
>He nods.
"I shall call forth the troops."
>a faint rumbling is heard in the distance
>a sudden wave of lolis runs into the building
>everything is destroyed
"We ride tonight, my men."

>>727333331
Aye aye aye. Ca padre, I am here to kidnap sweet little white lolita. There is no time for a checkup, amigo.

>>727333401
Weaponized like Hitler came back in the 70s to seek revenge, becomes a professor and infects 1000 babys with turbo-autism in the 2000s, to break the world

>>727333499
>Seizure dude swallows his own tongue and dies. Loli slides too far down cock and is impaled.

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>>727333499
>removes his plague doctor uniform
>dons the holy armor of the crusader
>turns to the lolis
>begins to speak, but glances at his Holy general and motions at the giant throbbing dick up his ass
My lord...are you comfortable?

>>727333675
>well there's a sight for sore plebbits

>>727333675
>The general turns to the lolis
>he eyes each and every one of the,
>a few pomf
"DEUS VULT, GOOD SOLDIERS."
>Lolis swarm to every anon and smother in kisses

>>727324456
GET OUT!!! GET OOOUTTT!!!!

>>727333818
"Yes, Soldier. Quite."

>>727333818
Bleh i been dicked to deth plagueanon halp

>>727324247
Great job on this one fella. May I inquire of your name?

>>727333947
Lolis, glorious lolis!
Our Saviour hath trvly blyssed thys dae!

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mfw this thread

PFRRRRT...


sorry

>>727322402
*walks in, wearing overcoat thats 3 sizes too big, sunglasses and a wool cap*
*sits down*
*pulls arm out of sleeve and starts jerking off under coat while glancing around the room*

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>arrives after you
>signs in
>gets called in immediately, doesn't even have an appointment

Haha have fun waiting faggots

>>727334019
Very good, sire.
>begins to address the lolis once again
My soldiers
>a silent screeching noise begins to sound from across the horizon
>shakes head
Men, tonight we ride into the jaws of
>reeeeeeeeee
What is that noise?
>the ground begins to pulse like a drum
>the screech is growing louder and louder
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>glances outside the waiting room windows
>the sun is blotted out with heretic autists screaming through the air, feasting on cat litter and brandishing leeks
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
>the screaming intensifies as they sight the waiting room
>gazes at everyone in the waiting room, their eyes locked on the approaching horror
>locks eyes with his general, and in spite of a noticeable trail of blood seeping from his ruptured anal cavity, looks him in the eye
We fight for God.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QepgcoPl1_c

>>727334533
wool cap like a beanie or wool cap like an irish cap?

>>727322402
Right. Fuck this, whatever was meant to happen obviously isn't going to, and I haven't got all night. I'm away.

>>727334561
>His eyes narrow and he raises his hands to the lolis
"My good anons, I regret to inform you that we have been targeted by the autists. These are not autists like you or me, Oh no. These have the ability to produce alpha waves. Anons, to your stations."

>>727334076

They call me Shade.
Shade Slayer.

>smirks from his chair

I CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS

>>727323311
Haha that's really cool... That's really deep anon. Wanna go back to my parents apartment and do anal? Hehee

>>727334805
We need a battle plan, sire. In the past, these autists have shown a considerable desire for a rare type of animal, called a "tendie."
>looks around the waiting room
Good soldiers of the Kingdom of God, might anyone have some tendies handy?

>>727334798
Irish cap yeah
*continues jerking it, speeding up*

OH BOY I SURE DO HATE NIGGERS

>>727335051
>He hums in thought
"As your leader, I have decided to let this plan become a part of the people. I shall assemble with my finest strategists. Anons, we cannot fight this alone. We need your ideas."

>>727326671
Lol

>>727335369
This is no time for democracy, sire! We need decisive
>the windows around the waiting room shatter as the screeching has reached the threshold
>the first heretics begin to slam headfirst into the ground
>draws sword
Once more unto the breach, dear friends.

>>727326925
Wtf is this thing

>>727335755
>Eyes widen as he draws his sword
>lolis follow suit
>a loud scream is heard
>tentacles shoot from the ground
"With Godspeed, my brethren!"

>>727335866
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plague_doctor
lern ya some edumacation

>>727335051
Sits in corner, eyes glued to phone
Slowly nibbles on chikin tendy

>Wheezy cough every 2 fucking minutes even though he probably doesnt have to cough
>has bad breath


I wanna kill someone, any tips how?

>>727336046
>the heretics have recovered from slamming into the ground
>they begin looking around confusedly
>upon seeing the Holy general on his phallic stallion, uncertainty fills their eyes
>reeeeeeee?
My lord...they're distracted. Shall we strike?

do you guys mind if i listen to my ipod with the earbuds hanging around my neck instead of in my fucking ears with the volume so loud people in the other room can hear it too?

no? thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FINwufXxaME

>>727336302
Fire The Banana Cannon!

>>727336302
>A look of honor shines upon his face
>He points his sword at the unprepared autists
"Indeed. We come to claim the holy land. DEUS VULT!"
>Lolis scream battle cry
>Troops march forward
>the battle begins

>>727336189
CITIZEN! PUT THAT AWAY
>the heretics avert their eyes from the dick riding general
>they begin to sniff the air
>ree...ree...ree...reeeeeeeee...
>a few of them choke to death on their own spit
>ree...ree...tendies...
>tendies tendies tendies
>WE WANT TENDIES
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TENDY ANON, RUN!

You: Hi, my name is dan
Stranger: hi dan
Stranger: I'm sara
You: How are you?
Stranger: pretty good. you?
You: I'm fucKING DANTASTIC
You: My name is dan
Stranger: nice ha
Stranger: I got that
Stranger: why are you here
You: My full name is Daniel
You: Dan is short for Daniel
You: And my name is Dan
Stranger: my name is sara
Stranger: it is sara. which is short for sara
You: Ah
You: I see
You: That's a top tier name
You: It reminds me of my own name
You: Which is Dan
Stranger: Dan?
You: Yes
Stranger: wanna chat about anything other than our names?
Stranger: like anything
You: Sure, that'd be DANdy
You: What's your favorite color?
Stranger: purple
Stranger: royal purple
Stranger: you?
You: I'm a big fan of the color orange.
You: I use orange ink pens
You: I use them to write stuff like phone numbers
You: And my name
You: Which is dan
Stranger: I don't really like orange. or yellow. I do like red though
You: I bet "Dan" would look good in red
Stranger: Say anything about your name and i'll leave. I'm so sorry dan
You: I'm sorry
You: Let's roleplay
Stranger: ha
You: I'll start
You: *I'm dan*
Stranger: I fucking knew it
Stranger has disconnected

>>727333085
Fuck you dude. Seriously

>>727336575

>Strikes sword upon tendy
"Good Anon, Seek protection behind the troops! The autists have got you in their sights!"

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>>727333401

>>727336575
The anon looks up, his doughy expresson crinkling in the light.
Tendies? He says as the last crumble tumbles down his throat

>>727336052
Thanks daddy