Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>727300626
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claiming best girl
Still here
and
>>727317206
Morning.
カラミチーマス
>>727317206
>
>ITT
>Misaki Claimed
Claimed
claiming best yuru
>>727316755
that sucks but... dont blame random people for it!
>>727316822
okay how do i get there?
>>727317155
you're helping
>>727317424
Clained*
claimed
>>727317665
I was going to, but decided against such a cheesy pun.
>>727317262
Evening.
How are you doing?
>>727317279
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>>727317155 (Love-chan)
Hi there! Nice to see you here again!
>>727317731
For some reason I'm starving. It's unusual for me to be hungry at this hour.
>>727317578
It's disgusting.
>>727317731
Just woke up a bit ago. Not sure what to do with myself.
Claim
>>727317344
Morning Taiga
Anyone know where Sono went?
>>727317637
try and make sure you smile at least once a day! make a list of things you like to do, or things that sound fun to do, and do one now and then to help lift your spirits!
>>727317731
I'm alright, miss Stocking! how are you today?
>>727317946
>>727317729
I knew you were easily in top 100 brood... Glad I wasn't mistaken with my assumption :)
Teams that don't want to push right now are ANNOYING. Everything about the meta supports pushing, ever since Dota 3 not pushing has been one of the most punishing decisions.... What I really hate is teams that don't want to kill though, you know, those guys who are always just.... Farming.
I always play hero farm oriented heroes, so a team that won't join me to kill even if I can guarantee a kill makes me heated.
>>727317818
I haven't really eaten today so I am craving some baked goods right now! Got another pie by any chance?
>>727317877
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>>727317950
No plans for today?
Video games or movies?
>>727318089
I'm glad to hear that!
I'm doing well today thanks, in an okay mood! Just drinking some tea as always. Are you doing much?
>>727318113
Cute but lewd~
>>727317877
it's not that bad chill out bro
Why does /r9k/ love Tomoko? she's extremely shallow and obsessed with being normal.
>>727318113
Morning.
>>727318223
None. Probably just some tanks like usual
>>727318071
Evening Misaki.
Sorry, no idea where Sono went.
>>727318113
I don't mind at ALL if my team wants to go kill things outside of the jungle. In fact, keep that shit as far away as the brood lane as possible and I'm a happy camper. I'll just build armor reduction, take structures while you guys are killing (or dying), and move on to more important things.
Obviously it's better if this is coordinated in a split push, but beggars can't be choosers.
>>727318223
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>>727318270
It is. Especially during summer when I'd like to keep the balcony door open 24/7.
>>727318223
Unfortunately I only have the ones I showed you.
>>727318282
From what I've heard about /r9k/ from people that go there, they're obsessed with normalcy. Even if they themselves say that they don't want to be disgusting normies, what is the number one topic in their threads if not normalcy? Tomoko is a shade in that spectrum
>>727317039 (Kuroki-chan)
You should get her to call you "Onii-chan"
>>727317083 (Misaki-chan)
Nothing, I'm more worried about you. What's about with yourself?
>>727317101 (Qt Stocking~)
It's nice to see you too, are you well?
>>727317155 (Love-chan~)
How can you enjoy the day if you keep your shades down~? :p
>>727317578
You need to become more emotionally stable with yourself first and become more accepting with yourself too.
>>727318355
All good.
Just sitting around atm
>>727318614
No I am not doing that.
>>727318089
I'm really bad with lists
>>727318424
i have a solution that works for everyone...you have to pick up smoking
>>727318614
ur givin me a lot of what and no how senpai idk anything
>>727318614
Ah, I'm just by myself again.
If I let that feeling last for too long I might end up letting this crazy girl who likes me hang out with me.
>>727318510
So they don't really hate normie culture or values, they're just failed normalfags who are envious of real normies?
>>727318331
Ah, alright then.
I wish I had more to do, I have people I could play with but I'm not really feeling any of the games I have,
>>727318424
Hugs are always appreciated! Thank you.
>>727318456
That's still perfect! I bet Rem bakes the best pies.
>>727318614
>qt Stocking
You'll make me blush! You're the qt here, silly.
I'm doing well today. Rather relaxed. How about you?
>>727318783
Going to just sit about?
>>727317121
Claimu
>>727318223
I'm sitting here posting in threads! that's about it <3
>>727318614
I don't need to go outside to enjoy the day <3 I just need to be with great people like you!
>>727318712
that's okay then! just find a way to keep yourself happy now and then
holy fuck ignore this thread and check out snap chaty .me right now
>>727318282
>>727318282
I think it's more of a band wagon thing, considering how intelligent the posters on /r9k/ are....
>>727318402
I'd say my best hero is easily Clinkz, but I don't feel confident picking him with a ton of randoms, any advice as far as that goes?
Also Riki, I play a good Riki but Riki can't push so he's not good for solo Q unless you get amazing randoms.
snap chaty .me
>leak ex gf and win
>>727318783
I want Rem to feed me a pie.
Would you like Stocking to feed you pie?
>>727318764
This is just my interpretation based on what a friend tells me of that place, but that's a fair assessment imo.
I mean, aren't their threads usually belittling those that are socially awkward, despite being that themselves? I think I recall seeing a "that kid" thread one time that basically tries to describe a great amount of socially outcast kids and their behaviors in school.
>>727318934
Riki has fallen out of favor with his recent hits. He's "decent" as a roamer, but doesn't really do much outside of his silence cloud. Clinkz is fun, but you better pray they don't have lockdown or blademail. I'm afraid I'm a dedicated offlaner and brood spammer, I don't have much advice outside of that.
>>727318895
FAKE SHIT!!
>>727318894
people make me happy
like coworkers or people here
but I can't help but avoid them
Good bye, thread~
>>727318708
Wow you don't deserve a little sister then.
>>727318732
You must be very young too. Let me guess, 18-20? You'll be alright, just watch yourself.
>>727318745
Crazy is better than normal.
And normal is boring.
Just let them in, but be sure to be the dominate one.
>>727318783
You're very cute and I can't take it!
E-eh I'm doing alright, I'm at work and it's hell at the moment...
>>727318894
<3 !
I wouldn't mind spending time with you, you're lovely~
>>727319318
>kiss
>>727319391
Bye
>>727318934
she's cute who is she?
>>727318881
Yeah, I do that a lot. I don't mind, I'll just put on some music.
>>727318894
Ahh, me too! Great to see you so happy!
You don't watch movies or anything?
>>727318934
>ignored
>>727319132
I'd like if we fed each other! I love baked stuff so we'd bake together and eat sweets all the time!
>>727319318
Hi Alice!
Saw me and thought you'd drop by? Can't blame you.
>>727319391
You're wrong! You're clearly cuter. Anyone would agree!
Awh, well good luck at work! See you soon!
>>727319391
good lord youre no help at all senpai!
>>727319391
Thats fine. Bye sono.
>>727319482
I do too. Hope you enjoy your music.
>>727318331
Afternoon*
How's it going today?
My buyer backed out on my for those 13/yo accounts but I'm lining up another guy so it should be good in da hood
>>727318223
Only lewd if you want me to be <3
>>727319173
Hey, if you're up for playing tonight, I'd like to see your Brood, and I'd like to show you my Clinkz :D
I've been doing some really unorthodox stuff, right now I'm changing around my Clinkz build to try and make sure I'm consistently picking up Heart by 30 mins. Heart Clinkz is definitely weird, but I think it really gives him what he needs because if you catch a Clinkz right as his ultimate wears off he is essentially made of tinfoil and scotch tape lol
Yeah my issue with Riki is all he can do is kill, and if they stand back you lose. He can't farm creeps, can't push, so you're depending on the enemy to push out...
>>727319478
Best Girl, aka Michiru Matsushima
She's from Grisaia, it has an anime adaptation which is decent but the VN is 10/10
>>727319482
I was about to send my response when someone asked who Chiru was :(
Sorry, I'm on a phone and in school so times are slow at the moment :/
>>727319391
Bye Sono
>>727319551
Bye Misaki
Take care
>>727319652
It goes. That sucks hopefully this one does.
>>727319652
are you new?
>>727319652
Why do you write so much?
>>727319911
thank you taiga
I really appreciated that
gonna head out for the afternoon. Take care
>Misaki
>>727319562
Adorable picture.
Oh you did, hope it was nice! Any plans for the day?
>>727319609
I usually do. Don't really do much else!
>>727319652
I'll never say no to lewd~
And I'll never ever say no to cute! Michiru has both!
Awh it's okay! Glad you didn't ignore me at least!
School sucks, get out of there!
>>727319183
>even bothers finding image
>>727320099
Does not killing myself count?
>>727319310
that's okay! people are weird sometimes and you can take time for yourself as well.
>>727319318
good morning again friend!
>>727319391
have a wonderful day!
>>727319482
I do, but I'm just taking time to focus on spreading love today <3
>>727319551
have a good day miss Misaki!
I want to play with Kumiko's hair.
>>727320099
You know maybe I should finish bloodborne or something.
>>727319652
I'm down for a brood game, sure. I'll try to do the Wolf-Spider build so you can see it first hand.
かきくけこだだびぶどろががである。
Hello /waifu/uuuuuuuuu
Muffins are boring today. Makes me a little sad.
After many observations, I have come to a conclusion
Miatas are smol
>>727319482
That would be nice.
>>727320243
yes, please don't do that <3
>>727320258
I do too!
>>727320305
welcome home miss Holo <3
>>727319917
Eh, worst case scenario I part them out individually which would surely take more time but I'd still get them sold.
>>727319969
To these threads? Yes.
I've been Chiru posting for quite some time, but I tend to avoid /b/ because cancer. I came here by accident, but I was pleasantly surprised that a real thread could exist on /b/
>>727320047
I tend to ramble, I'm sorry ._.
(May or may not have forgotten to grab some Adderall this morning because I slept way past my alarm and was super late)
>>727320099
Of course she has both, that's why she's my waifu :3
I'll be out of school soon, not much longer left <3
How about you, are you in school or are you older (like 25, well, you'd still be in school at 25 if graduate school I guess..Fuck)
>>727320300
I'll be online in roughly 2 hours,
And I'll be on all night probably <3
Also I'll brb guys gotta write this fucking essay real quick lol shouldn't be too long
>>727320369
Not as smol as one of our workers.
> literally looks like a little girl when she puts pigtails in
> Im 5'10", she comes up to my elbow
But yes, smol car is smol.
>>727320305
Helo Holo
>>727320243
No otherwise I'd be the busiest person on earth every day.
>>727320253
Awh, that's a great way to spend a day!
You deserve some love back yourself <3
>>727320272
That's a decent game. Got the GOTY edition a while ago on sale but didn't play too much.
>>727320305
Helloooooo
>>727320366
No cinnamon this time?
>>727320452
Rem is a maid though so she would be the best at baking! You'd be lucky.
>>727320588
Yay! You made a good choice.
It'll be good when you finish school! More time for doing whatever cute things you usually do.
I'm not in school, just looking for work now. Not in my 20's though yet.
>>727320588
Good luck.
I'll still be at work.
>>727320804
Stocking loves her sweets, so I can only assume she knows how to make them well.
>>727320253
bye
>>727320616
A legal girl that looks like a child?
That'd make a lot of people here envious
>>727320804
Any games you like to play?
I love my pizza witch
>>727320555
Thank you Love-Anon!
>>727320705
Hello! Time to crash in my chair for the next 5 hours
>>727320804
I learned my lesson. Plus cinnamon doesnt go with caramel or white choc.
>strawberry + white choc
>caramel + choc
>>727321096
Yep. Shes 18 and naive as well.
I'm naked atm
>>727320804
helloooo stock-san
>>727321345
I personally find cinnamon to go well with white choc.
Assuming you balance both of their flavors
>>727321661
I am too
>>727321345
So I take it you're trying to get with her, right?
>>727320940
Stocking buys all her sweets!
Though I'd assume she knows how to bake them well.
>>727321098
Lately I've been playing a lot of Killing Floor 2. Also been revisiting Burnout Paradise since that game is incredible.
Racing games are my thing really, but there's not a lot of good ones these days.
How about you?
>>727321345
I like the sound of the caramel one. Was it moist?
>>727321745
Good to see you, Holo-chan!
How are you? It's been a while.
>>727321661
>>727321745
Nudes?
>>727320588
>pleasantly surprised
there's a reason this thread belongs on /b/
and you're bound to find out soon
>>727321931
Didnt they just make a few new killing floor 2 maps? Didnt that one let you drive into traffic and try to cause a ton of damage? Lots of tanks and sometimes overwatch.
Clayton
>>727321939
I'm wondering about why it's on /b/ and not /a/, too. But I guess I'll find out eventually.
>>727321931
I'm doing better than this morning for sure. Raging on my piano helped a lot. How about you?
>>727321932
Only my waifu get's my nudes
>>727321745
Too early and no motivation.
>>727321820
God no. I dont have the time.
>>727321931
Ill find out when its cooked. Just went in.
>>727322304
Can i be your waifu?
>>727322304
Plz?
>>727322358
Excuses
There's always time for that
>>727320258
I've thought the same thing. Her hair is beautiful.
>>727322226
Wrong kind of autists on /a/.
>>727322099
They did, they're really good maps. ZED Landing is one of my favourites!
Yes yes, it's super fun to drive fast cars and smash shit up.
I used to play loads of Overwatch but my PS4 broke and I don't have it on PC.
>>727322304
Glad to hear it! I always rage on my drums when I'm stressed.
I've been doing well. A little up and down but overall getting better.
>Only my waifu get's my nudes
Can we get hers?
>>727322358
I better get a picture, I want to see some nice baking.
>>727322433
>>727322440
no
>>727322226
maybe because it's not about anime at all?
>>727322566
May have to try them sometime then. Oh that sucks. How did it break?
>>727322613
“Maybe Waifus,” he thought, “don't come from a store. “Maybe Waifus…perhaps…mean a little bit more!”
>>727322543
Guten Tag, Fraulein
>>727322441
I dont see it happening.
>>727322566
Its gonna be pretty ghetto. Manager forgot to order casings.
>>727320938
When do you usually get home, was it 6 your time?
>>727322226
The /a/ mods are trigger happy with bans and are just looking for excuses to ban people, they're the worst
Where this thread really belongs is /jp/
>>727321939
Find out? Can I get a hint ;3
>>727320804
What kind of work you looking for? Do you have college plans or are you not feeling it?
The things I do aren't too cute, sadly...
Also I don't know if you noticed but I'm back lol
>>727322829
Gott zum Gruße, Schnecke.
Some people don't even claim anime, but games and whatnot.
Furthermore all we ever do here is shitpost, barely anyone here talking about anime or anime related topics.
>>727322577
Just the tip?
>>727321931
It'd be odd for her not to know.
>>727322577
Please?
>>727323082
That sounds very rude :c
I guess I can see your point, though. Is that the only reason this thread is confined to /b/?
>>727323238
>>727323082
I still think this is the kind of thread that'd be on /jp/ considering it has threads similar to this...
Yuki claimed.
>>727323059
>a hint
the same way this thread attracted you it will attract other like minded people
so with one black sheep there comes a herd
not much of a hint, just an observation
>>727322829
>Maybe Waifus mean a little bit more
says one avatar to the other
>>727322577
Just post some random dick for the gays to jerk to, so they'll leave you alone.
>>727323238
But it's really friendly! It's like Fräulein, but more informal.
I think people get banned on a more, especially for the shitposting stuff. And there are such threads on there occasionally, but there they really talk about the waifu, explain why they chose it and answer questions. No avatarfagging, discussion on this specific topic. Also a lot of heresy, I guess.
>>727323357
I assume the big advantage of /b/ is that the topics can be all over the place and differ from each thread.
>>727323059
Heil Hitler, Endsieg now!
Also futas are not gay.
Is that hint enough?
>>727322697
Oh I get it, you're just playing hard to get.
I'll get you one day.
>>727322757
You definitely should.
The HDMI port is broke, gonna have to find the cash to get it repaired.
>>727323019
As long as it tastes good!
>>727323059
No college plans, I'm not a college person honestly. I just need to get into work!
So you're just cute whilst you do them?
Hi! Glad to see you back!
>>727323204
That's true! She'd make some nice baked treats! I'd love to bake and share sweets with her!
>>727323019
Nah man, get a shit tier girlfriend to go with your shit tier waifu
>>727323465
explain the difference between an avatar and a waifu your are proud to claim
>>727323651
Maybe later. Thats pretty weird.
>>727323465
>says one avatar to the other
I'm starting to think I should have stuck to avatarfagging and not claiming.
>>727323613
A quick Google search determined that that was...
a lie.
Oh, damn. Yeah, I'm glad that I'm on the /b/side of these threads, then. I don't feel any desire to be a part of those kinds of discussions.
I need to go take care of some business. I may be back soon.
Goodbye for now all you lovely claimers!
>>727323714
A waifu is a character you would make your wife, and not abandon.
An avatar is a picture you use to identify yourself to others.
>>727323678
Maybe you just want a smol qt girlfriend to make up for the generic waifu?
>>727323651
They generally do taste good. Its the ghetto forming Im worried about.
>>727323714
idk ask someone with more experience on that matter
actually being invested is an indicator i guess
>>727323818
when you have a waifu because of the thread, can you really say she is your waifu?
>>727323651
We could all share sweets. That would be hard however
>>727323970
>>727324030
idk, I see people calling people in here avatar fags, but idk how you can tell apart someone that loves and cherishes their waifu from someone that just has a fancy avatar for this thread
>>727323465
>>727323613
Ah, I see, it's gotta be hard being stuck on /b/, but I guess it's not a huge problem
>>727323651
Any preference for work, or are you just applying for whatever?
I mean, I don't really consider myself cute, but I'm glad to see you have noticed the best girl aura of cuteness radiating from me!
Also I need to get more Michiru pics on my phone
>>727324021
Careful there, throwing stones from a glass house isn't a good idea
>>727324030
Point taken.
I guess it shouldn't really matter, in any case.
>create a user environment variable named Waifu
>give it a value of your waifu's Name
Unless you don't love her.
>>727324385
I could say the same for you, let he who is without sin cast the first.
>>727324226
maybe
>not posting pictures of your waifu
>consistently posting a different character to identify
>changing your "waifu"
>not interested in talking about his waifu
>>727324416
>I guess it shouldn't really matter
it doesn't matter
which is the reason the word waifu only appears in the name and meta discussion
>>727324226
When you see people who obviously have no affection for the character they're posting, avatarfag.
When you see people who switch waifus every couple months, avatarfag.
And then there's people who just like to chat and needed a way to be identified. Avatarfag.
I personally don't call people avatarfag often, but i know who i think is and isn't.
>>727324540
>>727324653
Kek, but you arent in this.
Back to work for me, then. Got to finish this shit up sometime before the weekend.
>>727324891
>>727324960
Have fun!
>>727325006
You really do write a lot...
>>727323885
Good luck, you silly thing.
>>727324587
>consistently posting a different character to identify
>changing your "waifu"
>not interested in talking about his waifu
I can see those, indeed.
But even I don't always post pictures of my waifu. Wouldn't, on the contrary, posting a picture of her every post make turn her into my avatar?
This question confuses me.
>>727324626
I see!
>>727323818
It wasn't! I literally never lie. Google is stupid and 'Schneckle' can very well be a sweet and charming way to address a young fräulein.
And yea, it's more comfy this way.
>>727324300
You need to endure for your waifu!
Usually newfriends celebrate their arrival by posting some lewds of their chosen one. Nothing too hardcore, just for good measurement.
I go outside ONE TIME and my ENTIRE BODY ITCHES FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK
>>727325372
You went out a single time in the entire week?
>>727325420
I went out for the first time this year
>>727324540
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>727325558
lol. How many food cans did you stock up before going hikikomori mode?
>>727325190
there's a difference between literally using her as an avatar and being an avatar-fag
i guess the reason for her image to be your avatar is important
you post your avatar because you want to be recognised
you are being recognised because you are posting your avatar
the latter starts with posting her as your waifu, the former doesn't
>>727325691
Why would I need to get them at all? I have parents.
>>727325654
Exactly. We're as bad as each other.
>>727325708
I'll be saving this post.
Thank you
>>727324971
I really love those kinds of art styles
>>727325964
Are you Japanese?
>>727326081
Yeah, it's pretty nice.
I don't know about you, but I can usually find at least one thing about most images appealing.
>>727325948
I'm not so certain about that
Want to know what's worse than avatarfags?
Tripfags.
>>727326681
Hang the tripfags tbh
>>727326681
Sono.
>>727326681
>>727326681
And why would you claim that?
Apart from just bitching for 'comedic' effect.
>>727326681
What's wrong with not wanting to be impersonated?
>>727326715
The worse of the worst are the roleplayfags and that's what I am.
>BANG
>>727326819
Yes?
>>727326871
Heretic anon.
>>727326967
Nothing. How goes it?
Morning everyone
How are we all doing on this beautiful day?
>>727325331
I posted a lot a couple nights back, I wouldn't mind posting more :P
Also since Chiru is so quality, (official) hentai does exist, albeit softcore
If you want it, I could send it to you?
>>727326960
Thinking that you're worth impersonating
>>727326609
Pretty sure we're both degenerates
>>727326960
>claiming an Identity
>on a website that was founded on anonymity
It's really only useful when you NEED to be identified, not want to.
Like in the case of Administrators or Moderators, VIP (/a/ has had authors and artists post using secure trip codes), or other Authority.
WANTING to be identified is a trade mark of an attention whore.
>>727326967
Thanks for shooting me
Roleplayers are fine, just not in this thread. There are places for it
>>727326924
They obliviously don't need tripcodes. No one is going to steal their shitty waifu.
>>727326960
That's not why they use tripcodes though, most use it to be identified on an anonymous IMG board.
>>727327128
Nothing, how about you?
>>727327132
>hugs you
>>727326345
No, I'm not. Why do you wonder?
>>727325856
Good point, anon-chan.
>>727326596
That goes for me as well. I don't see a reason to post an image I don't find appealing in some way.
>>727327132
Hi Louise
>>727327254
May get up to shower.
love meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>727327234
>rubs against you for warmth
>>727327176
I'm not entirely degenerate
>>>/8gag/
>>727327447
Why?
Can we stop using the word "fag"?
come one, guys