I just started to boil my spaghetti, AMA

Did you salt the water

Time stamp or this is fake

>>727313177
No I didn't.

>>727313267
I don't know how

Make sure you stir it regularly so it doesn't stick together.

>>727312565
Olive oil or marinara?

Hey pal you should put a bit of olive oil in it, helps to noodles not to stick together. Better than simply stirring that the faggot above me

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Spagett!

>>727312565
Why the fuck are you boiling spaghetti in an omelette pan?

What shares should I invest in?

Let's see those tits

>>727313412
Thats a normal thing you absolute autist what are you? 11? Have you never cooked before?

Just added pepper and chilli flakes. Now I'm cracking 3 eggs into the water

>>727312565
FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>727313668
NONONO DON'T CRACK INTO THE PAN PUT THEM IN A BOWL MIX IT THEN PUT IN PAN

>>727313412
>omelette pan
>that lack of notion of depth

Are you retarded or just blind, kiddo?

>>727313496
Been cooking for 35 years, and just sat down after shaping the loaves of my artisan bread (12 hr pre-ferment). SO yeah, I know how to cook.

Most people not living in a dorm or their mom's basement tend to use a pot to boil pasta, not a NON STICK omelette pan.

>>727313381
Vegetable oil is better and cheaper than olive oil.

>>727312565
Great meatball recipe
3 cup plain bread crumbs
1/2 cup milk
2 tablespoons olive oil
1 onion, diced
1 pound ground beef
1 pound ground pork
2 eggs
1/4 bunch fresh parsley, chopped
3 cloves garlic, crushed
2 teaspoons salt
1 teaspoon ground black pepper
1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes
Optional:
1 teaspoon dried Italian herb seasoning2 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese

>>727313748
>doesn't know how to judge focal length.
>phones don't do wider angles and 35mm
>judge edge of PAN to kettle and stove top visible on upper left.

Yeah, I'M the retard.

>>727313742
Eggs are cooking nicely. Time to add cream cheese to the boil and milk.

>>727313813
Tomato sauce + tabasco's best

>>727313793
>know how to cook
>end to use a pot to boil pasta, not a NON STICK omelette pan

Goddamn you're retarded. Need to go see an eye doctor to get that lack of depth perception worked on.

>>727313406
Nah faggot, the oil doesn't actually do anything. Shit was disproven.

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>>727312565
did you break the fucking spaghettis in half you uncivilized monster?

>>727313974
>Yeah, I'M the retard

We already know that, retard. Now just fuck off.

Are you down with OPP?

>>727313992
You fucked up those egg my man but whatever more pics? Maybe make some meatballs the other anon suggested

>>727314057
The oil isn't to keep the pasta from sticking together, it's to keep the foaming on the top to a minimum.

Although you shouldn't be doing pasta at a hard boil anyway, just a gentle boil.

>>727312565
nicky you're a fag

>>727313940
/b/ at it again providing meatball recipes

>>727314181
Eggs are fine. I'm making my sauce out of fish heads and tuna.

>>727314408
Pics?

Trololololol

>>727314208
No shit? Damn, I'll have to start using it again. Thanks anon.

>>727313940
This makes mustard gas

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Sorry about that, guys i forgot i made this thread

>>727312565
Are you going to add hot dogs?

>>727314670
>dogs
gross no

OP here. Wife came home and she's already eaten dinner. She had black cock and pasta

>>727314579
Stop being edgy this is an actaul fucking meatball recipe and its great

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if anyone has claimed to be op before right now they were fuckin lying, i was just gone

>>727314816
IT WAS MEEEE MUWAHAHAHAHA

>>727314816
Make them meatballs OP

>>727313406
You put a little bit of oil/butter on the noodles after they're drained to prevent sticking unless you're putting sauce on immediately. Oil in the water just keeps it from boiling over, dummy.

>>727314935
i dont have any meat, i have some sauce tho

>>727312565
Are those rice noodles or some kind of gluten free noodle?

>>727314964
i just used a lot of butter

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>>727315061
this is what i used

>>727315203
Ah, ok. Just looked a little pale for wheat. Might just be the lighting.

>>727313668
kys, imposter

>>727315012
Make us a dish OP show your cooking skills

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>>727315491
one sec, this is what I've got rn

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>>727315491
delicious

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makin some sauce rn

>>727316103
How rich are you 5 fucking dollars!?

>>727316373
i got money, i wont lie

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>>727313406
>>727314057
>>727314208

From "On Food And Cooking: The Science And Lore Of The Kitchen" by Harold McGee

>>727314089
He might be a senior. Old people do that dumb shit. if not, then yeah, thats dumb as shit.

>>727316609
i didnt faggot, my roommate froze that shit and it broke when i dumped it out

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>>727316590
Sorry about that

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>>727316707
fair enough. btw, You should really try this.
I could drink this stuff right out of the jar.

>>727316949
can i get it at like giant eagle?

>>727317088
it says you can get the regular "Victoria".

My experience has seen the "White Linen" at
Costco. Sorry bro.

>>727317551
bummer, well I'll keep it in mind if I'm near one

Shannon is that you?

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>>727317673
Anyway, gotta jet. But as long as you're not using
Ragu *shudders*, any spaget is good spaget!