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How does this disgusting, unfunny, bucktoothed, one-dimensional creep keep getting gigs?
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Jew
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it's almost like it's possible for people who aren't you to like things you don't like
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>>727311050
Yes
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>>727311010
Turns out, not everyone has the same sense of humour.
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>>727311097
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>>727311341
And what sense of humor does one have who enjoys her work?
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She sucks an incredible dick?
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>>727311010
She was funny in Flight Of The Conchords.
Saw season 1 of The Last Man On Earth... couldn't stand her at all, made me not yet want to watch season 2 of it.
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>>727311010
I find her unbelievably cute, she is my celeb crush.
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>>727311010

God tier voice anon.
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>>727311050
fpbp
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>>727311010
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>>727311429
Fucked if I know, I'm not a fan, simply because I'm entirely unfamiliar with her stand up work.
She was well suited to her role in flight of the conchords though.
People like different things, it's not worth getting worked up about.
Get worked up about your browsing data being stolen if you're american for example, is far more worthy.
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>>727311050
Have you SEEN her ass? It won't quit.
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>>727311010
shes alright, better than amy schumer
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>>727311552

agreed
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>>727311875
that's like comparing eye fillet to dog shit
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>>727311721
muh causes
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tfw when your the op and have no gigs
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She's a cutie in a plain sort of way. A woman that'd let you plow her guts in at night and cook you breakfast every morning. I bet she wouldn't even talk to other guys.
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she's cute and people really like her voice
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>>727312184
>you're*

It's not like people haven't been teaching you and pointing it out the difference since you were fucking five.
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>>727312335
>and pointing it out the difference
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>>727312184
OP here.
Full time musician, own a home and have an IRA. What do you do?
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>>727312467
It's ok. I'll just keep typing it like that for the next 15 years of my fucking life.
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>>727311050

>oy vey
>they figured it out
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>>727311010
>>727311552
>>727311600

I hated her on 30Rock. Kenneth could do way better lookwise.
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>>727311010

Because Hollywood thinks she's a Jew. Also explains Mark Wahlberg..
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she plays liouse in bobs burgers honestly thats one of my favorite characters ever but yeah shes annoying as fuck honestly
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>>727311806
Proof please?
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she's a jew no?
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>>727314335
Tina Fey alone is proof that women can be funny.
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>>727311010
ive literally never even seen or heard of this person what are you even talking about. me thinks you might be following ..... it? alittle to closely
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>>727311010
She gets typecast because of all the things you mentioned.
Just look at stupid ass melissa mccarthy. Do you think she gets the roles she gets because she's an insanely funny actress?
Nope.
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this is the time we live in. welcome to the current year
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>>727314893
u dont watch enough comedy then bro.
shes in:

Brads Burger Joint
Flotations in Concorde
The Worst Men on the Planet

etc
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>>727315001
>funny
>actress
Pick one
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>>727314741
Tina is absolutely funny. Smart, quick, doesn't rely on a stupid irritating voice and "psycho bitch" shtick. Timing and delivery of, oh I dunno, a professional comedian.
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>>727315340
30 Rock is hilarious too.
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>>727311010
What are you talking about OP
I for one would love nothing more than to feel her abnormally large teeth touch my dick ever so gently as i ram my cock down her throat
Thinking about her making semi-funny jokes while i smash her asshole into nothing but a blown out tire, she fails to tell her last joke as she seized under the wrath of my painful existence turned into sexual aggression, both our bodies seizing into a contorted mess as I screech and shove my fingers down her throat to silence her voice as i blow the load of a thousand Jeromes into her tiny, unfunny fairly untouched cunt. Yeah, Kristen is in my top 3 celeb bangs of all time, only toppled by Sigourney Weaver and Serinda Swan
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>>727311010
Because she's funny to some. kys, op. Haters gonna hate.
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>>727312496
>full time musician
i kekd myself to sleep
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>>727312496
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>>727316682
You're aware that those exist right? Or do you live in a fantasy world where successful people are just a conspiracy to make you feel inadequate?

Because you are.
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>>727311050
/thread
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>>727312496
Trash container =/= home
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>>727311010
Because she's a decent voice actor and brings character to her roles.
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>>727317150
The same character to every role, same voice. Wow so good
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>>727316892
Lmao triggered much?
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>>727315181
Gerp gerp gerp
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>>727317545
Didn't see you doing a better job.

>pro tip: people tend to sound just like their voice
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>>727317976
Being a good voice actor like that guy said doesn't mean the same voice for every character you autist. Look up good voice actors and see the diffrent characters with diffrent voices and personalities.
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>>727311010
she swallows
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>>727318401
She has a unique voice, and in most if not all her voice roles, she plays a young girl. Wtf do you want her to do, deepen her voice???
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>>727317613
Nope, just surprised at your inability to consider that some people do fun things successfully.
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>>727311010
She has a cute voice
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>>727318401
>>727317545
>>727317150

to me a good voice actor is nothing more than having the ability to create a relatable character using only your voice. it doesn't mean several different voices. or several different characters. it jsut means you have a voice that convincingly matches with the emotions that are being conveyed in the story in a believable way.

perhaps you're confusing "character actor" with "voice actor"?
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>>727311010
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>>727311010
I don't think she is funny, but her voice is and that is why she keeps getting VO gigs
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>>727313932
If you want to make it just go by the name goldstein.
https://youtu.be/xe_53ks0SeM
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>>727311010
Goofy chicks are my fetish. I've jerked it to her a bunch.
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>>727318682
>>727318685
>>727318740
I'm not saying you can't enjoy her work I'm saying she isn't a good voice actor compared to actually amazing voice actors. It took ne 2 seconds to find better voice actors then her. https://www.thetoptens.com/top-ten-voice-actors/ She is an actor with a shitty voice that fedoras like you enjoy.
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>>727316357
Wow
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>>727318925
Don't try to use Stone Cold in the thumbnail as a way to tempt me into watching your shitty video
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>>727319174
No one is falling for your Jewish trickery.
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>>727316574
You are either funny or you are not.
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>>727319033
character actors are not the same as voice actors.

mark hammil and jamers earl jones are the only talented voice actors on that list that aren't character actors.

the guy who played uncle phil would count too, but i didn't see him on that list either.

voice actor ≠ character actor
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>>727319033
Well, of course, their are better voice actors, but that wasn't the question OP asked. He asked why she keeps getting gigs offered to her, and it's simply because she's good enough
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>>727318740
But it is all the things that you dont "feel" like they are.
>its called acting, not being yourself
>leftyfag
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>>727311010
i like her she is funny
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>>727319242
Hpw would you know it is a shitty vid if you haven't watched it.
>kike found
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>>727319458
Already answered that "She is an actor with a shitty voice that fedoras like you enjoy."
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>>727319316
Def not true. I see why people find Bill Burr funny. I just don't
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>>727311010
Her stand-up is horrible but I don't agree that she's disgusting... she seems like a legitimately nice, upbeat person.

Like so nice that she'd try actually being friends with me and keeping my spirits up and getting me to do stuff so I wouldn't be depressed. And unlike everyone else in my life who's ever tried that and I've ultimately pushed away for good, she would try harder than everyone else and refuse to give up on me.
But I'd get confused at why she's sticking around and I can't push her away, that the only way to go about doing it is to blow up on her and insult her mercilessy, angry as fuck as I foam at the mouth. And she'll be like "okay, sorry, anon, call me when you feel better..." and leave and I'd never hear from her again and years will pass and I'd feel bad that the only nice person in my life is gone and I'm too damaged to reach out to even say hi anymore.
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>>727319600
>Hpw would you know it is a shitty vid if you haven't watched it.
title
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>>727311050
Implying there aren't attractive and talented Jews.
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>>727319442
Lol you are an idiot my dude. I typed in voice actors. They refer to themselves as voice actors. Don't be an autistic cunt.

Your personal feelings of words ≠ actual definitions
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>>727319700
>>727319700
Woah, that's way too big to bring on the plane. You're going to need to check that baggage
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>>727319603

What I heard from you is, "I like cocks. Big black cocks. Unload in me, Daddy!"

Keep your proclivities to yourself, you fucking chimp.
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>>727311010

She's a woman. You won't get within 3 yards of her, you hairy fat-assed fuck.
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>>727319700
You need to see a doctor for your delusional fantasies. You don't know this person stop being a cringe faggot.
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>>727320046
Lmao that is a legitimate answer. People like her voice that's why she is put in thing. And it's cringe fedora fags that like her. Sorry you have autism
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>>727311010
Shes attainable to neckbeards, in their minds
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>>727319508
Patrick Warburton.
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>>727320453
Wow it works it really works!!!!!!
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She has excellent delivery. I've seen her be not funny, but only ever because of a script. When she's doing her own material, or when she's off-the-cuff, she's one of the funniest women in show business. Also, I love that she's feminine and doesn't try to compete with men, unlike most of the dykes who try to pass themselves off as comediennes.

Yeah, she isn't super hot like your Milana Vayntrubs or Iliza Shlesingers, but that doesn't make her less funny.
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>>727320453
I've seen so much pussi even witnessed my gfs boobs on there. Much good!
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>>727319971
i can search for "hitler is gay and still alive" and find search results relevant to that claim. that doesn't make it accurate or true.
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>>727320436
What the hell are you even trying to say? Talk about autism.
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>>727311552
Mime too
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>>727320619
Lmao
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>>727311010
She works hard and doesn't give a fuck what the haters think? Seriously, I think she's funny. Even if you don't, she's working in show biz and you ain't.
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Wasn't this bitch naked on camera at some point?
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>>727320761
You can't be this stupid can you man?
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>>727311097
And succeed at things that you wish they hadn't!
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>>727312184
It's OK MarkMaronanon...you can climb down off the ledge now.
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>>727315108
I hope she never reads this, but she has a very cummable face.
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>>727311010

who cares? you know what I do when I don't like something? I ignore it. It's pretty easy.
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>>727318401
Billy West is amazingly talented...but even his Larry Fine impression sounds like Billy West. His Marge Schott does, too. It's his sense of timing, execution, and willingness to say "nigger" on public airwaves that do it for me.
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Well played, Ms. Schaal. Wanna KIK? I've always wanted to tell my friends I sent a celebrity a dick pic!
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>>727320954

yep you nailed it.
you keep using google as a credible source though. good job.
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>>727320925
She is in show biz and you aint. What a stupid thing to say. Who fucking cares. It like your implying that everyone in here is trying to make it big in show biz and are being salty cause we cant. we are expressing our opinion on her work. Also we are bringing up points and all you have to say is "haters" and "at least she is in showbiz and we arent" lol
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>>727321464
Keep living in your echo chamber of idiocy.
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>>727321464
Using Google as a research tool isn't crediting it as my source you autistic retard I fucking posted a link to what I was talking about. It was shoughty research I'll agree with that but my point was do some research and you will see actually great voice actors and it's insulting to put her with some of very good voice actors.
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>>727314741
Tiny fey isnt funny
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>>727311010
How do you keep breathing when it's apparent you have absolutely nothing to offer the world? It's just one of those things, I guess.
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No top lip?

bad genetics>>727311010
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>>727322681
Her humor's just too smart for you to understand. So you can't really appreciate it.
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>>727311010

Dude i love her voice acting. Why yall hate her? Bobs burgers,gravity falls,archer...
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Pokemon picks one of the few funny people on TV to question why they are on TV, proving once again that Generation Pokemon are morons.
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>>727321047
Underrated post
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>>727323141
It's not hate it's dislike. She is the same character in everything she does. Just cause you like something and I don't doesn't make it hate retard
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>>727311010
Never watched flight of the conchords or bob's burgers have you?
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>>727323350

Oh sure, Pokemon moron. I can hardly tell her characters from Last Man on Earth and this apart: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU5FCRYdxMo
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>>727311097
w-wh-what?
Next you'll be telling me what's funny to people is subjective!
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>>727312496
>full time musician
That explains why you're such a dramatic cunt
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>>727323538
Wow she plays a retard like she does in last man on earth. So hard to tell apart. She is honestly my least favorite character in last man on earth also. Also ouch on calling me a pokemon moron lol
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>>727323693
Or why artists get frustrated when hard work only gets you so far in a field where it's mostly about knowing the right ((((people))))
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>>727316892
>browse /b/
>success
Pick one
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>>727320952
I sure hope not
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>>727318740
exactly
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>>727324477
Lmao don't be autistic how you feel doesn't make it truth
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>>727324001
That's what they all say
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>>727314335
gonna have to rewatch 30 rock for this and have a hearty wank
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>>727323977

You just gave your inability to discern polar opposite characters as proof that you are not a Pokemon moron.

That's the best thing ever (for someone like me, who enjoys laughing at sad, pathetic Pokemons on the internet)!
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>>727322976
Oh yes. Far too smart.
>pic related. It's "smart" humor.
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>>727324876
lol and calling some "autistic" doesn't make you right either m8 try again
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I think she's cute. I'd do her.
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>>727311010
She's Sarah Silvermaning these niggas out here. Giving top, then panties drop.
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