what makes a woman happy?

>>727306603
BBC

Money.

>>727306666
Quads ring true.
>>727306751
This

>>727306603
Male suffering.

The Bible

>>727306603
Heroin

>>727306603
Money

>>727306603
About the same thing as men.
Wealth, good people to talk to and good times, conversations about relatable things, sex.
Anything that any other person would want really.

Love

Good Sex, Attention and Money

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>>727306603
Orgasms, nice stuff&money, looking good

>>727306603
The same thing that makes everyone happy, but no one knows what that is.

>>727306603
Everything that makes men happy minus all the great challenges that advance humankind in any way.

Who cares?

Women want nothing. They are Satan Creatures. They will tell you they want an orgasm, and you will give them 20. But, just because you ain't swinging a BBC (rather more of a MediumWhiteCock... MWC for short), she'll go out and ride that BBC like a he's some rodeo bull. Then she'll come back to you and you make her happy by actually doing shit for her like cleaning the house when she asks, and yet she's still out getting some of that sweet black delicious boner. You do everything you can, and yet your fucking back door slams whenever you walk in.

WOMEN ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL, MAN. DON'T TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THEY WANT! JUST TURN AND RUN MOTHER FUCKER!

>>727306603
Sucking the happiness out of men.

Having clearly defined boundaries

Not having to think

>>727309049
Are you okay? Do you want to talk about something, Anon?

>>727309049
What the fuck is wrong with the people who use this website?

>>727306603
>implying that is possible

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>>727306603
Nothing. They're ungrateful.

>>727309049
Funny dude! And tragic. Mostly tragic. I hope you find love one day, and I'm shure there's lots of dudes on here that'll want your MWC.

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>>727309049

>>727306603
A boy that's not in 4chan asking "what makes a woman happy?"

>>727306603
Happy drugs

>>727306603
Her man's money

>>727306666
Super Satan has spoken

>>727306603
nothing there never content they just want more of everything there essentially the personification of hedonsim and all of the species base desires

>>727310125
QUADS HAVE SPOKEN

THREAD HAS ENDED

END OF CONVERSATION

P.S. CRUISE CONTROL.

>>727306603
Food, attention and orgasms

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>>727309049

>>727306603
Making their friends jealous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI9luHx4fPA&ab_channel=PornSoup

fpbp

Bill Burr has the answer as always

https://youtu.be/FWhZ2XS08aQ?t=54s

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>>727306666
Quads of truth.

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Beta males believe it's money, Alpha males know that money is merely a means to an end for them.

What they really want is social status. It's instinctive and subconscious for them. Money enables them to buy the latest fashions and accessories that give them the social status they believe is necessary to seduce a tribal leader (i.e. Chads), which would increase the likelihood of their children's survival and replication.

>>727307044
>newfag detected

A twelve inch dick made out of chocolate that ejaculates money.

>>727312473

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coke and a thick dick

>>727312195
>social status
>increase the likelihood of their children's survival and replication

I think you've really hit the head on the nail here. It's more biologically driven than we all realize and all of the above is a means to an end. We're social primates with a hierarchy, and we want to preserve our lineage.

This is just the present day form of the same old same old. It was no different for early man, just with a better built mud hut or cave or lean-to, more berries and spoils from the hunt, what have you. It's just much more obvious with them since it was a real matter of survival. Those with the best genes survive, or win so to speak.

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>>727312195
But there's another point, "Chads" would be the leaders in 2000 B.C. not anymore, Bill Gates could buy&sell all the Chads in the world and still have enough power/money/influence left.
Women function on an anachronistic way, the Chads they want wont be necessarily the ones better suited for the successful survival and replication of their children, most obvious example: epidemic of single mothers.

>>727313062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDTw2ZZ540k

>>727306603
Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

We want you to just naturally know, because naturally knowing is an indication of very high social skills.

IF WE HAVE TO TELL YOU, IT ISN'T ROMANTIC!

>>727313480
Well, we live in a society that pretty much protects people from their own stupidity in this day in age, and there's an idiocracy element to it. Not that I think smart people will be bred out of existence, just that there will be more stupid people and their likelihood of surviving and passing on genes are higher.

I think the poster you are responding to is right about the tribal leaders remark but wrong about equating them with this 'chad' idea that people have cooked up. Powerful people are not always Adonises.

>>727306603
who gives a shit?

>>727313480
It's instinctive. They aren't conscious of the desire. But the subconscious desire is the basis of their physical attraction.

Making their friends jealous. How and what is not important. That is what confuses so many guys.

>>727313524
This is some real shit right here.