So me and my friend just found this inside the rental van we

leave that shit or throw it out nigga its drugs i suggest you leave the van

>>727301414

yeah it's not, looks like compressed sand wtf

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2 compartments are filled with them

>>727301414
Oh boy! Clay!

Now you can make an ash tray.

>>727301414
what is it, drugs or money? if it's money i would take it and risk being decapitated

if it's drugs i would leave it there

Tits and timestamp or gtfo

Enjoy being a mule.

>>727301414
I bet you LZ is tracking you with that van right now.

>>727301414
Maybe someone forgot them. You should stop at the border and let it at the police station.

either

A: cut it open and see what it might be.

B: call the police

C: Drop it off somewhere and post it on 4chan

D: Keep it and risk being the new star on a rekt thread from the mexican cartels.

>>727301414
That's just a vehicle enhancement device.

It allows you to go through red lights with no problems. Also, 100% "no ticket ever" upon being pulled over if you say the magic words: "the drugs inside the car aren't mine, in case you find any".

>>727301520
Honestly dude I fucking hope it is. We need that shit out of there so we can fold the seats down but we're in a populated are andoing do the want to bring attention to it. Waiting for police.

>>727301414
fucking new fags are retarded

Op where is the fucking time stamp

>>727301414
Not you didn't. Gtfo.

>>727301692
D

>>727301414
Most likely bud in the big ones n coke in the small open it just for the hell of it or just take it. You got all day to think of a plan! Good luck n great find

>>727301797
This

Move that shit, go to any college community and look for plugs on that app called yik yak, I guarantee you'll find a buyer if you're willing to sell relatively cheap. If not someone will buy

>>727301797
this or else this whole thread is bullshit

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You're good OP.
Google says it's just food.

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>>727301531

Not OP

Weed or H, for sure.

Rip all the packages open, dump it around and make sure it's not usable.

Fuck em'.

Oh and buy a few guns and about 2,500 rounds of ammunition for yourself.

>>727301779

>waiting for police

dude... you potentially wasted the one opportunity to become a millionaire

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Good luck once the cartels find out some computer nerd took their stash.

>>727301882
until I see a timestamp, this is what I assume OP posted a picture of

>>727301414
its drugs. if you keep it, you're fucked. if you get caught, you're fucked. if you dump it, you're fucked. you are being watched right now, either by the cartels or by law enforcement. if i were you I'd "crash" the van into a ditch or something and wait to see who turns up to help.

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>>727301414
Timestamp fucking nigger

Timestamp your drugs

Rolling for Dubs for you to do all the drugs yourself faggot

>>727302001
you 14 or some shit?

>>727301908
>implying he can shift that without getting decapitated by the cartel it came from

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>>727301414
Hey friendo

>>727301414
Probably just some fake meth which was forgotten by the crew of breaking bad. Don't worry

Waiting for timestamp

But,

A cartel most likely put those in there. You're probably their unwilling little drug mule. Dump that shit. Bail.

MAKE SURE YOU AREN'T BEING FOLLOWED. MOST CARTELS WILL TAIL THEIR GOODS TO SEE IT'S BEING DELIVERED. THEY DON'T JUST LET THAT MUCH SHIT GO UNSUPERVISED

would be interesting if this wouldnt be fake

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Timestamp fags

>>727301779
Should burry it come back in a couple months and sell in semi small quantities idiot. Once in a lifetime come up.

>>727302045
>Filename

Just leave it in there, reseal the compartment and return the van

>>727302203
chek'd

>>727302203
kek ur fucked rip op

>>727302203
>not writing the date on the package.

>>727302203
1:0 for you - hope you will survive today :/

>>727302203
op is not a faggot

open it cunt and post results

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op's ded

>>727302203
I have notified the authorities

>>727302203
Loaf of bread?

following this kind of interested. But you obviously just wrapped something and put it in your car.

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>>727302203

ok, noted.

why would you not open it?

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>>727302203

>>727302203
Just call the cops, if you are lucky they are corrupt and already paid by the Mexicans...if not, you're fucked. Sorry for you.

If it's a rental van and you are not fucking around by photographing your own packed up dildos I have one advice for you: call.the.police

>>727302203
OP why don't you just cut it the fuck open and then you will know what you need to do with it once yo uknow whats inside

>>727302203
Okay, now we're talking.
Split it 50/50 with your friend and set him on his way.
Next thing you need to know what that is. Hope for coke or heroine, that would make you a decent living if you don't fuck up.
Get in touch with local drug users and dealers. Try to clibm up the ladder as fast as possible.
Once you are able to sell that for a reasonable price, do it. Allways have armed backup just in case. If you go on a meeting alone, you'll end up shot in the face in the garbage can.

>>727302386
Will post pics when police arrive
Hopefully fucking soon

>>727302134

yes, that's what I am implying.
some people like to take more risks than others.

>>727302203
Open it OP, let's see whats inside

>>727302134
calling the police or selling it yourself will get you killed by the cartel. RIP OP

>>727302203
Open it OP. Post Results

>>727301899
This

>>727302203
You're going to jail for a long time buddy.

Reported to FBI/ICE/DEA/NSA/NYPD/DOJ

>>727302203

MAKE SURE YOU AREN'T BEING FOLLOWED.

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>>727302454
You bitch ass nigga

>>727301414
today OP was unintentional drug smuggler

Oh man, hoping for the best for you OP

>>727302441

/thread

>>727302441
The odds are very against anyone who tries that kind of shit.

>>727302370
I've notified some...friends...

you guy's are fucking idiots. judging by the size it's compressed bullshit marijuana. the cartels could give a fuck less about a load that small, why do you think they left it? that load is NOT being watched or accounted for...it's already been considered a loss by them for whatever reason.

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GG mate! Good luck

If it's weed, Id smoke it..of it's H...fuck that

>>727301414
How the hell do you forget that much.

Someone (and probably their family) got killed for that mistake

>>727302458
ofc if he tries to sell it in large amounts It'll be noticed.

OP stash that shit and never sell any more than 100 bucks worth at a time, make sure you sell it to white college kids

maximum profit, minimum risk

Wtf are u lot talking about on here op take that shit make some fucking money or get drugged up to the eyeballs don't listen to these haters op there jealous they didn't find it

risk it over the border OP, if u make it u get free dregs

>>727302441

>Get in touch with local drug users and dealers.

10/10, flawless plan.

>>727301692
roll for see

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>>727301414
Enemy of the state. Guns money and weight, who you fuckin wit dawg?

put me in screencap

Op when you cut into you will smell

Either

SKUNK - weed

Paint thinner or gasoline - Cocaine

Vinegar - HeroIN

>>727301414
I hope you don't get killed OP

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>>727302138
You stand to win everything. Call it.

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>>727302479
>>727302479
>>727302479
THIS

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>>727302203
Fake

>>727302616
Not if he's patient enough.
Wait even a year before it all sets. Chances are cartel will just forget one lost shipment.
Re-pack it. Scale it precisely. Sell it quietly. Easy like that.

>>727302203
Man, why can't stuff like this happen to me

Only applies if it's coke tho

>>727302665

I never thought of anything else.
Do this OP

Well if its not your shit, some dealers stored it there, sold the van, waited for some gringos to buy it, let them transport it.

The best thing that can happen to you is they break up the van when you´re gone.
The worst thing that can happen is you and your mate end up in a Gore thread.

>>727302662
I feel so bad if that's true

>>727302203
CUT IT OPEN GODDAMNIT

>>727302751
Vinegar? Kek wtf you been smelling h smells straight fishy like prawn cocktail crisps/chips

>>727302441
1. If you're going to sell this, first buy a weapon (easiest for short-range defense is a shotgun)
2. DO NOT CONTACT ANYONE about your supply, you do not want to appear new/unexperienced.
3. Sell this via darknet

>>727302812
/thread

Fucking sell that shitty van ur burn it to the ground.

The cartels aint do no jokes m8.

Dude im mexican, either one of two things are going to happen:

1: some mexicans or someone with a mexican is gonna show up looking panicked and asking to take it

Or

2: mexicans are following you and waiting to see if you call the cops and if you dont, they are going to think you are trying to steal from them and steal the van back or kidnap you

>>727302525
this
OP is dun goofed

>>727301779
>waiting for police
Hahaha you fucking gayboi... pls gtfo /b/.
Seriously, never post again.

>>727302924
have u been watching the movie dope lol
while hes at it do u also want him to write an essat about ?

>>727301414
Leave it in the middle of nowhere and take a flight to Europe. You can never return dude or the cartels will rape and torture your ass.

>>727302134

I'll take "What is Alphabay?" for 500 please Alex

>>727302888
Black tar is 99% of the time cut with vinegar.

Jesus, Hope whatever that is its prop. o-o

>>727302812
This

OP is an unwilling drug mule

They're just waiting for some unsuspecting dude to deliver the van for them

Fuck them. Bail on the van. Do they have your driver's license / personal info?

Do NOT deal with Mexican police. Find the info to some American DEA office or some shit where they're full of white knights. Call them.

OP is long gone by now.
RIP OP

>>727302134
Drive to Florida reset from there.

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>OP is going to fucking die
>OP is going to fucking die
>OP is going to fucking die

They're gonna know that you called the cops, backtrack who rented it b4 you and guess who's blood they'll be out for? If you dont want problems, best to just return the van. Me, id yake my chances and run with it

>>727303107
If he rented the van then they have all his info.

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looks like lots of cash in the brown ones

open the plastic and take a look faggits

>>727302166
OP I hope you aren't stupid enough to take these photos in a public area.

SCOUT YOUR SURROUNDINGS, LOOK FOR ANY CARS OR BUSHES IN THE DISTANCE WHERE SOMEONE CAN HIDE

Check for any notable identifiers on the van (bumper scrapes, paint lines, marks, etc), and for fuck's sake, do not park this rental van anywhere near your house.

>>727302781
I personally would take it to a friend of mine who would gladly share the profits and also has way more experience with that kind of stuff. But, not everyone has that luxury .

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OP IS FUCKING GOING TO DIE

>>727303090
Well I'm from UK and never has it smelt like vinegar here I don't smoke it but I've got my hands dirty but it's always fishy smell

Call the dea and explain the situation dude they're probably your best shot.

>>727301414
Are you the same dude from yesterday who trolled everyone telling he found weed on street?

Your best bet ia to call the cops asap.

>>727302441
You gove terrible advice, and are probably 14. Here is what actually needs to be done. Leave it, return the van and get another one. Dont say anything to anyone, or even mnntion it casually, make it someone elses problem man. Dont try out the Breaking Bad lifestyle.

>>727303107
Op here thing is we got this van from a damn enterprise car rental in a large metropolitan city (San diego). The fact this shit was left in here in the first place blows my mind

>>727303336
OPEN IT

>>727303336
Wait op Wich side of the border are you on?

>>727303336
open it you fuck.

>>727303336
cut a small hole to see whats inside

>>727303336
OPEN IT

>>727303336
Maybe try to sue Enterprise?

>>727303269
Ah, yeah you get a totally different grade of H. Most of the black tar in the US has a super strong vinegar taste and smell.

>>727303395
I'm north of the border not south. Spaghetti God help me if I was south

>>727302203
>Don't touch
>call american police if in US
>leave van and head home if in Mex
What is so hard about this

>>727301414

Turn

The Fuck

Around

Also, did the guys with the "pallet of goods being given away" direct you to the van rental company? As in, did they set up the rental for you?

You're getting motherfucking bamboozled

>>727303336
An associate is more than likely manging the location, I worked for enterprise and they check the cars daily, they gave you the wrong van and you might end up being an innocent victim

>>727303336
Open that shit op

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>>727303336

Open a package OP

>>727302203
i would say bingo.
be careful anon and enjoy your new life.

>>727303264
>melanin

cut it open you fuck

>>727303336
OPEN IT. ONLY 1 WAY TO FIND OUT IF YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED

>>727303336
Oh neat I've been meaning to move there. How's your rent like?

>>727303336
3 seasoned eggs and grape jelly these hoes ain't ready

Hope you get caught OP, join your faggot brothers in the pen.

OP, did you arrange to rent the van, or did the person giving away the goods to you?

>>727303269
My brother is a smackhead and his H always smells like vinegar. Ukfag too

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won't you see what it is

>>727303439
you kidding me? your on the north? sell that shit and make bank, or get high af depending on what ever it is.

>>727301414
You know cartel people are reading this.......and they dont like anything anonymous relatet.....

>>727303336
Tell us if the cops come OP, Im curious what it js

>>727303444
This

>>727303438
Yer it's usually brown here that's why the kitty cats ask for white (crack) or brown (herion) or light and dark never seen or had black tar in uk always brown powder fishy smelling

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MOAR PICS PLES

CLOSE UP

>>727303395
>e? your on the north?


BRO SO YOUR BY TEXAS?!

>>727303614
OP's friend here, we rented it on our own.

>>727303614
THIS.

op, DONT call the cops. they might arrest you.

find out what it is. if its some weed, you can prbly keep it. if not, dump it or sell it and never talk about it again.

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Open the goddamn package OP

>>727303336


Wait where in TEXAS are you? :D Erm near Houston by chance?.....$.$

>>727301414
Almost 80% sure that's faux-meth and faux-coke, aka your rental car is involved in a sting to try to get some idiot to cross the border with it.

Most likely has GPS units inside it, too.

>>727302662
>How the hell do you forget that much.
They didn't. OP's partner is with the Zetas and has to kill OP, now that he found the drugs.
It's just the smuggler's blues.

>>727303625
Urghh... no wonder that shit burns your veins out

>>727303691
Are American cops this bad?
Glad I live in a civilised country.

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>>727303625
H in my area smells like vinegar too, especially good shit. What part of the country you in anon?

>>727303662
I've never been to the UK so I'm mostly guessing, but it's probably some variation of gunpowder.
We get some of that in certain areas here. It's just not as common.

>>727303766
YES. if op is any color other than white, he will be a suspect right off the bat

You're fucked. The cartel will want it back. They'll get the information about the hire vehicle, see that it was you who had the vehicle after and come looking

>>727303766
Scandinavian brother?

>>727303688
That makes the story less interesting.

Well someone else probably fucked up, so the chances that the cartel intentionally set you up to be a mule is marginally less likely.

>>727303336
idiot. dont tell people where you are or have been.

>>727303744
It's also the first place people would check to hide drugs/paraphernalia inside.

>>727303793
Gunpowder?...

>>727303647
Op here. Called for the second time they are dragging their feet coming here. Actually told us to drive the car to the police station. But we can't leave this area since we're waiting in line for our pallet of goods. Want my freel shit I'm not that good a samaritan

>>727303835
Does it count if I'm an immigrant?

>>727303688
The only reason nothing has happened yet is because the guy that manages the enterprise is in on it and has all your dox, you have no where to hide

>>727303825
Ho fuck off with your race baiting bullshit. they will arrest him anyway until he can prove it's not his drugs. Something he won't be able to do

DEA is your best shot OP. Hopefully a white knight agent sees this as his big shot to move up and helps you out. Hell, you could even get moved into some witness protection. Get a new life, house, job, all paid for by the govt.

You're lucky you're north of the border in the States. At least up here you still have some options. If you were in Mexico you'd be fucked. You have choices right now, what do you want to do?

>>727303731
too late fam, they called the cops. also, houston ain't 2 miles from mexico.

where the fuck are the cops he called? it's been a half hour and he should be arrested by now.

>>727303395
US obviously tf? Which makes it easier to dip out! Take the van drive around for a while once you make sure youre not tailed, stash it somewhere good come back a few days later worse they can do is back track your name to the van find you, see you posted on 4chan, and track down everyone on the thread and kill all of us as to not leave any loose ends duuh..

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>>727301414
Only one way to find out...

>>727303911
ya dun goofed

>>727303911

you're a bitch bitch

>>727303744
Please explain more

>>727303885
It blows your mind.

>>727301882
underated post

>>727303791
Devon. Got that farmer Giles grade shit

Open packages...stick contents up ass.

>>727302001
kill your fucking self

>>727303923
ive seen old white people find drugs at mcdonalds, call the cops, and the cops took it with out even getting the old white folks names. no race baiting here, just speaking from experience

>>727303913
No, i welcome Immigrants tho, just pref them not to have children with us

BETTING TIME.

50$ some corrupt as shit cartel paid police officers will come and OP is dead in an hour.

RIP DUDE.

>>727304014
Devon? Where the hell is that?

>>727303911
this is bullshit. they'd come to you.

op is fucking liar and probably a cuck. with any luck op will kill self soon.

>>727301414
Likely bullshit but if true.
Their is no way in fuck that's no drugs.
And the cartel that lost them will be looking for them. If u want your hands and face still attached i would suggest leaving it and never fucking looking back.

>>727303933
>witness protection
Yeah right.

>thanks for finding 1 pound of weed, here's a million dollars worth of gov benefits

OP AVOID THIS NOW

THIS IS A STING OPERATION

If you picked up this car in San Diego, there is ABSOLUTELY ZERO CHANCE IT MADE IT PAST THE USA BORDER

RETURN YOUR CAR AND GET A REIMBURSEMENT FOR YOUR TRIP

>>727304042
>old

>>727303766
> Are American cops this bad?
Yes. It goes as far as people/webmasters not reporting CP they encounter online to the FBI because those tards will gladly just arrest the dumb fuck reporting it and charge him with possession of CP (because he technically had to "download" it to view it) and never even make a half-assed attempt to catch the real perps.

This goes as far as FBI asking web admins to "save" CP ppl uploaded to their sites and forward it to them as "evidence" (from personal experience). Hah no fuck them.

>>727303336
Meet me up in national city and I'll take it. Even help you get that pallet you want with my truck.

>>727304055
>just pref them not to have children with us
I post on /r9k/ reguraly so no worries.
That's a strange thing to worry about however.

>>727301882
10 of 10 post

>>727304058
Yeah, double that.

Rip OP.
Wrong time, wrong place.

>>727304058
dumbass should just left
if this shits real anyway

>>727301414
this is obvi bait but for those of you that ever find yourself in this situation

>drive car to part of border wall where its just wall and no people around

>look at phone screenshot Latitude and long
so u know the location

>chuck those fucks over the fence

>go thru border

>use gps to find drugs and pickup over fence

>go home

>>727303885
Usually a slightly higher quality than tar. Usually light brown-grey in color, and more powdery than tar, but it can range anywhere from sticky clumped together lumps to not at all sticky powder. It's like I said usually a higher grade than tar and easier to melt down and shoot up.

>>727302221
Agreed

>>727304063
I'm from Ipswich in uk always fishy brown powder smells jus like prawn cocktail crisps really strong smell maybe too someone else it smells like vinegar to me it's fishy

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OP Here

ITS CASHHH

>>727304167
Try reading the thread retard

>>727301503
Send them to me, I'll hand these over to the DEA myself.

>>727304063
You American bro?

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Git gud

>>727304223
OP JUST FUCKING RUN

THIS ISNT FUN ANYMORE YOURE A DEAD MAN.

>>727304223
timestamp that shit

>>727304042
Yep. If he's white or Asian, he's ok with the cops. If he's black or Latino, he's about find out how Rodney King felt.

>>727304134
x2

>>727304223
Take it

>>727304223
now you fucked up sir, you could have been a multi millionaire...

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>>727304223
TAKE IT AND RUN YOU FAGGOT

>>727304223
not op

>>727303827

More likely. Name, address, and what else is provided when renting something? Op better play it safe and sleep over a neighbor's house or something.

It's like he walked right into a turd that fell from the sky and dropped straight onto his head. Didn't see that shit coming.

>>727304223
BURN IT LEAVE NO EVIDENCE

>>727304248
Mmhm

>>727304223
Did you take that picture with your dildo's built-in camera? Holy fuck that quality makes me doubt this is legit.

>>727304223
Those are newspaper's. OP is smugglin fake news to the spics

>>727304223

HAHAHAHA YOU WERE RICH UNTIL YOU CALLED THE COPS ON YOURSELF YOU DUMBASS

>>727304223
Skip town dude. Take it and run. Get a boat to Europe or something

>>727304223
Dump it somewhere, I hope you were using gloves.
If you're worried about fingerprints burn it.

>>727304223
This isn't OP, so many dumbfuck newfags in this thread

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>>727304223
>>727304223
>>727304223
FAKE
FAKE
FAKE
FAKE

>>727304223
Actual Op here I fucking wish but I'm too much of a pushy to check

>>727304272
no, dumb fuc. they prbly wont beat him, but they would arrest op and anyone with op, take them to the police station, book them, and if they are lucky they get to go home and wait for a paper in the mail saying when to go to court. otherwise, they will sit in jail til the judge either or's them.

>>727304336
Alt news you fuck

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>>727301414
Why are driving a van full of Semtex?

>>727303336
>San Diego
You are so fuhhhucked.

>>727304106
If it's weed. I'm assuming it's H.

OP, just return the car. Say that the tire pressure is off, or make up some bullshit. If they're trying to remain lowkey about their drug trades, they should act professional and do it to avoid suspicion. Get a new van and dump this problem on someone else.

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>>727304128
Why? I mean say what u want but statistics shows we have a pretty high average IQ compared to other countries, why lower it. IMO immigrants could have children if they pass like some iq tests, social tests and such. Just love my people and i would hate to see the scandinavian population decrease.

>>727304332
When I said Ukfag in the previous post, I meant I'm from the UK. You nodding?

>>727304380
Someone archive this

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>ITT 50 fags get baited by op

>>727304398
If that were only true and he'd blow himself up

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>>727304394
You fuck alt news

>>727304445


http://archive.is/jppGY

>>727304223
Shit that's worse than the drugs. Money Is suppose too go south back into Mexico. Someone goofed and is probably dead. Surprised they haven't recouped the lost money.

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>>727304440
Ahhh didnt catch the previous post.

And nope, will be in about 5 hours when i get off work though

Obvious bullshit is obvious.

>>727304446
>121 posters
>50 fans

Are you retarded?

>>727304380
just open it and look bitch

>>727304175
Ahh thankyou, i always thought black tar was the best quality

>>727304493
News Alt fuck you

>>727304556

FUCKING THIS

>>727304525
He's a newfag don't bother

>>727304556
It's fake news

>>727304223

>20170329_085642_1490804552874.jpg
>20170329_085934_1490804772399.jpg
>20170329_093547_1490805373450.jpg

now suddenly

>IMG065.jpg

>>727304519
Ah, the little things in life. Enjoy /b/ro

>>727304128
Dö din jävla svarting.

OP is gonna get memed by the cartel

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Here's what you do OP: just drive. Drive, and drive, and drive, and drive some more. Never stop driving until Mr. Trump builds his wall. Then, and only then, you stop in the first city you come to and open the packages so you can become a rich man.

>>727304574
The best is powered

>>727304574
Na, atleast not here. Tar is the worst, gunpowder is a little better, China white is the highest we have.

>>727304619
he gave a time stamp

>>727304223
Time stamp pussy

it was fun while it lasted

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>>727304580
You alt news fuck

Op here im getting arrested

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Open it OP, you dumb fuck

>>727304693
>>727302203

>>727304223
That happened yesterday fucktard
Fucking bait fucker, fuck off

Can't be bothered to read 200 posts. Is this real or not?

>>727304223
Rip op cartels usally have tracking devices in large sums of cash like that
... u know the ending to no country for old men don't you?

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>>727304720
Alt you fuck news

>>727302138
Fucking this

How much you wanna bet this is a sting operation testing if OP will take the b8 or report it. I would because this is too good to be true

Rip op.
You should have let me help you I'm in San Diego

>>727303336
it was left there by the worker(s) who cleaned it. either that or someone walked into the lot/garage and broke in and planted it there.

the fact you posted pics and told your general location and what company you are renting from puts a red flag on your ass. unless ofc this is bait.

>>727303766
yea they are mostly scum bags cause their wives don't suck there dicks anymore so they take it out on literally anyone else.

>>727303885
Noob/12

>>727301414
So call the police and tell them you rented the van and found it. 100% not your problem.. unless you're black or Hispanic. You're not black or Hispanic are you?

>>727304854
this

>>727304757
Yep fake news some one has put the news story on the thread a couple arrested

>>727304788
My mom always stops movies at the happy ending. Way I remember it, that one guy finds a bunch of money and gets away with it completely and no one ever finds him.

>>727303336
Posting photos and this much info about your location
>Are you fucking retarded ?

>>727304732
dumbfuck

>>727304223
filenames tell a story and they told me you're a fag

>>727304854
this. Keep one or two of the bundles though.

>>727304732

lol faggot

>>727304799
this 95%
cartel involvment 5%
unwatched/forgotten about 0%

>>727304752
For the one where he opened it and said it was money faggot

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>>727304789
Alt fuck you news

>>727304966
You guys are dumb as fuck and don't know what a sting operation is.

>>727304431
Wouldnt it be some shit if all the vans had drugs?? Lol

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>>727304223
Dipshit

>>727302888
Wrong. It has a vinegar smell, sort of like rubber cement.

Really wish the police would show up already. Want to end this thread with a money shot either literally on figuratively...

>>727304673
Where you from? Im from UK and ours is a light brown almost like the colour of cardboard.

>>727305035
They don't just plan a sting op on a rando dude renting a car. That's entrapment.

>>727305074
Yer he is and everyone else on the thread who believes it

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>>727301692
C). wait somebody to pick it up. then B). take pics and post results

>>727305118
WA state in the US haha, a big heroin problem here.

>>727305075
Nope from UK where I live it smells like a fishy smell as I've said prawn cocktail and it's a brown powder

>>727304732
But you still have your cellphone and an internet connection? legit

>>727304380
I will give you $3000 for the packages, meet me at 53rd and El Cajon, behind the billiards bldg. in 1 hour. White BMW.

>>727302203
Pull over, open the hood and leave it open.
Sit in the van and watch for which cars are following you.
If cops approach, you're waiting for you mechanic buddy.
If cartel approaches, tell them you don't want to be a mule and not a snitch either.
If neither AND you find the car following you, make sure they watch where you drop it off at the side of the road.
If neither and you can't find the car following you, return the van now.

Rest in RIP OP

>>727304740
issit ariane?

>>727301692
Check my dubs. Go for D

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ma nigga

>>727305346
Don't write me off yet it's not cool

Here's what you do OP: Shoot yourself right in the face cause you are FUCKED

>>727305278
I have to give up my cellphone in a min, po are debating what do

>>727305204

The fucking junkies are worst than the SJW's in Seattle-Tacoma area.

>>727304854
You mean I can just drive around with a van full of drugs if I'm white and they won't arrest me? brb

police approaches god

>>727302138
Exactly what I was thinking lel

>>727305475
Hopefully the black guy fucks you first, then you won't even feel officer whitey

>>727305475
LOOK UNDER THE VAN FOR ANYTHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A TRACKING DEVICE.

>>727302982
exactly, those cops are corrupt as fuck, OP you seriously just fucked yourself

Op here. Cops say they are 5 minutes away. There has been this car that has passed by us multiple times though

>>727304287
>unironically saying sir
Is this the 19th century or are you just a redditfag that needs to stop posting and lurk more.

>>727305482
We call them cats here in uk kitty cats be itching for there food smackheads

>>727305595
rip in rest op

>>727305595
you fucking retard

>>727305598
have you ever even used reddit, anon? beats 4chan by a long shot

>>727305475
>>727305595
Op is multiplying so prison shouldn't be a problem

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Yeah, but where did this dog get this burrito?

>>727304784
Yes OP posted timestamp about 30 replies into the thread.

Make sure you aren't being followed or watched.

Just return the van and make this somebody else's problem.

This thread is hilarious

>>727305535
H-how did you come up with that out of what I said? You eat paint chips as a child or are you just naturally retarded?

Op here i can

You know this is why this board sucks right? Try a better board that has ids, so you can tell who op is.

>>727302441
>Contact drug users
Oh hey, Mr addict guy I just found a few kis or heroin, please don't viciously murder me.
Nigga you watch too many fuckin movies.

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>>727305475
Op here no popo yet you can stop pretending to be me. Also have a license plate # cause why the fuck not

Put me in the screencap please

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>>727305595
oh boi here we go

>>727305832
Put me in the screencap

>>727305832
Fake and perma-ban for posting PII

>>727305832
why do you keep posting more and more identifying shit
Have you no survival instincts at all

>>727302593
Haha lmao xD
>TIL that I was a drug mule haha how do I out myself as a faggot reddit user any harder?

>>727305832
youre a pussy

>>727305832
>Dodge
>Drugs conveniently inside floor pockets

This is a sting operation OP

>>727305832
You ded OP. Truly an hero of the autistic variety.

>>727305934
*shrug*

>>727305800
What you said is ridiculous. You're an idiot

>>727302203
Look at the crease in the paper, and the edges of the lettering. Fake and gay. Get better at le shoop OP

>>727305934
Lmao he's practially setting himself up

>>727305968
Do you know what a sting operation is, you stupid fucking nigger?

if not bait technically op hasn't done anything wrong.

See what's in there Fucking hell

>>727306154
Do you know what entrapment is, you stupid fucking cracker?

There is a chance this is NOT a cartel job, and the owner of that rental shop is running this business himself with the owner of another rental shop in Mexico.

You aren't necessarily fucked OP, but you are going to piss somebody off either way.

>>727306012
I was saying you don't want to call the cops and report that your rental had drugs in it unless you're white. You're reading comprehension needs some work. Nigger.

>>727305832
Put me in the obituary cap!!!

>>727305482
Yeah seattle and Spokane are HORRIBLE.

>>727305832
put timestamp under rear windshield wiper

>>727302621
This.
Texas fag agrees.

>>727304223
Good try you fucking homo
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/02/28/couple-arrested-at-border-trying-to-smuggle-140g-in-cash-to-mexico.html

>>727305968
Hmm miight.. the military uses that kind of van and or government we call em govies.. also it is an enterprise car so..

OP couldn't get in trouble for this the police will probably just confiscate it, implying that it is drugs and not just OP's dildo's wrapped up

Holy shit I can't believe how much terrible advice is given......
If you call the police then you are in for a couple years of bullshit. Starting today whatever plans you had are gone and you're spending the rest of the day at the police station.
You risk being blamed, arrested, and charged. Yeah some autistic chuck of a 14 year old will say "no the police are good and will help you" wrong faggot. There is a good chance you're done for.
Next the cartel will want you dead, your entire life is uprooted and put into witness protection where you'll hope every night you don't wake up to some mexican's gun down your throat.
If you take it to keep or sell yourself you will, 100%, be tortured and killed. Guaranteed. You keep it yourself you're fucking dead.

Your ONLY, ONLY options are to just return the van to the rental place, just say it's driving weird and you want another.
Or..... Just keep it and do nothing. Drive safe and carry on as if it doesn't exist.

But if you called the cops then good luck, you've basically ruined your life and will likely have cartels attempting to kill you.
Or this is all bait.....