27 years old and still a kissless , hugless virgin when is the

Whenever you decide to give up.

>>727290173
14

>>727290173
10 years ago

>>727290173
I doubt you will ever have a healthy sexual relationship at that point.

You may lose your virginity, the chance for that never fully leaves, but having built it up for so long and never attaining it after all these years, you're going to be so insanely nervous any time you ever get into bed with someone, it won't even be fun.

You're past it

Your opportunities to make carefree connections with people ends at the end of college/university at the latest

Learn to cope with the reality of your isolation, you'll make more progress towards a sustainable lifestyle than tantalizing yourself with the prospect of romance. You can only hinder someone else with your kindergarten level social skills, demanding that someone condescend to your level while pretending it's a partnership is hypocritical and unfair.

>>727290295
Complete horseshit, anon.

>>727290335
As 30y fat not-kissless-virgin anymore I can say that miracles DO happen. Found a GF and life's good.

I didn't lose it until 21. My first time was terrible. I couldn't stay hard because I was so nervous. Either get a clean hooker or explain the situation to whatever girl you wind up dating so she doesn't think there is something wrong with you.

>>727290541
Good for you, because you're draining her for your benefit. That's selfish.

>>727290173
You are a white male, yes? Then you are the lowest scum on earth, when you are a virgin wit 27 years. GO the fuck o asia, every male or female would fuck you, because your skin.

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>>727290173
Do you a favor and give up already.
Come relay into the free world of the 2D
Infinite gfs, infinite possibilities.
You don't need no inferior 3D parasite that will age older and suck your income away, except prostitutes, they are just fine if you can afford them.
Protip: Ask your prostitutes to dress as you 2D gfs

does sex with a condom on even feel better than a good fap ?

>>727290674
wtf man why are you saying this shit without knowing those people? please fuck off

>>727290173
just stop fapping you loser

>>727290173
where are u from?

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>>727290173
Hello Cory

>>727290173
You are seriously fucked

Its the way of nature
woman are too fucking sophisticated

Just put some fucking effort in op.
Try leaving your house and getting about. Socially interacting with people.

>>727291690
A good fap feels better than average sex. Sex with a condom always feels shitty compared to non-condom sex. Also handjobs>blowjobs, not many will tell you that though

you need shock therapy to change the curse of your life

>>727290173
When you crossed the rubicon and gave up

Prostitutes. You pay them to do whatever you please. Try it

>>727292357
nothing like an expert hand

>>727290173
level 31 kissless wizard here
you're already past it

>>727291421
>infinte possibilites

Come on, how does the fact that they're not real and untouchable not get to you?

/b/ is not the best life choice in your current situation. It will only make you feel more worthless. You need to be confident and not socially awkward.

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I dunno lol

>40
>kissless wizard
>autistic as fuck
>programmed to never self-terminate

I just continue to exist, and laugh at humanity while I do so.

>inb4 "edgy" - I've been called worse by people MUCH worse than you - do you seriously think that has even the slightest effect on a 40-year-old virgin?
>inb4 "kill yourself" - you must have missed the part where I'm programmed to never self-terminate
>inb4 "hookers" - not only are hookers barely an evolutionary step up from primordial slime, using a hooker is "IDDQD" - it's like typing in cheat-codes on your favourite game you've never won (or even played, for that matter) and if I DID use a hooker, I'd probably kill myself in shame afterwards

Lost mine with 26. Last week. She was 20 and had one dick before. She even came. A huge plus was that we both have anxiety disorders so it was kinda easier. And it actually felt good.

>>727291690
Good sex, yes. Bad sex no. Usually it's better. You feel more (even with the condom on, just get one of those super thin ones) and there's the adrenaline, the boobs, the ass, the soft skin, the way the girl smells (usually nice, so this is under the assumption she doesn't stink) and the way how the angle of your thrusts, the speed and whatnot makes it feel different every time.

I have a healthy sex life (long term relationship with birth control, so no condom for me) but we both still regularly fap. It's two different things, both fun. It feels a lot better without a condom, but fapping's still very nice. Then there's also oral and anal, which adds even more variation. It really is like everything I just described is a nice food; you like to eat them all, it just depends on your craving of that day.

>>727290173
What he said:
>>727290209

It does get harder after highschool/college to make connections simply because you don't meet large groups of new people as often. But it's far from impossible. In your case there's probably some social anxiety at the base, so your best bet is to make small steps to improve yourself socially and your confidence so you'll become more interesting to women (and people in general). Cognitive behavioural therapy and exposure therapy can help, but you'll have to make the first step, which'll be scary.

>>727290173
when you first posted on 4chan

>>727290173
Pic gives me a boner.

>>727292970
I second this

>>727292606
>laughing at humanity as if he isn't a part of the humour

As edgy as a fourteen year old. Kill yourself.

>>727292606
edgy kill yourself get a hooker

>>727293037
All for you, my friend.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/man-trapped-utah-cave-limited-time-doctors/story?id=9184843

>>727290173
anyone else see a rare pepe in there?

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>>727290173
Im 27, was kissless and hugless and a virgin. Decided to become a trap because i was still feminine and had long hair anyways. Now I have bf and he treats me like a real girl, in fact he picked me up last night, bought me dinner and drinks, and fucked my brains out. I don't even touch my cock anymore and am currently on hormone therapy now. Getting a bf is sooooo better, be the gf, shit is amaze yo

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>>727293140
>>727293176
D'aww my fwiends, at weast you twied.

>>727290173
28 here and same as you.

I have some seriously trippy fears and sorrow about life now largely because of this. It is very soul crushing when you realize 10/10 alpha chads can slay pussy daily while you have to give trillions of times more effort to achieve the same goal that he can.

And no trillions of times more effort is not even an exaggeration. Until a guy like me can get pussy simply by walking into the room then I'm going to always think that certain guys have to put in that much more effort for the same goal.

>>727293247
yea the boots 2 eyes and mouth

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>>727290173
not even gore makes me cringe but this image... it just really russles my jimmies

>>727290216
not true, didnt lose mine until 18, since then I've had a TON of sex.
>>727290228
this is about right

Does losing your virginity count if it's rape.
Also if you rape her good enough, she'll kill herself and you won't have to worry about getting caught.

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>>727293295
Still 27 btw. In the course of 8 months i went from "loner dude" to "woman in relationship."

>>727290173
About 7 years ago. Sorry buddy, but you may as well an hero at your earliest convenience

>>727292536
>AR
>VR

>>727293054
I second this

i think u hav passed the point of no return

>>727293295
But what is OP isn't a faggot?

If you make it all the way through college/22 without getting laid... that officially becomes creepy to women

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>>727293626
>>727293295
Still no response.

Its like you guys wanna stay loner virgins. Im giving you guys the winning formula here and no one is even talking about it.

>>727290173
There is none. I'm 25 balding with gynecomastia (bitch tits) and land solid 8/10-9/10s all the time to the point where guy friends insultingly ask "how did YOU land THAT!?"

It's all about confidence man.

>>727290173
27⩏

>>727293927
Dude I was never ever gay at all. I just got smart and realized that in this new world where girls have the power its better to be one if you can't get with one. And since I'm super girly now its not even gay since its technically straight sex. Plus no more anger issues because being girly is so much fun and you never have to worry about being called a fag because all girls are fags

>Hugless wtf lol

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Just get a mail order bride, it's a bit more costly than a hooker, but it's an investment.

Plus depending on the country it's super easy. My wife for example comes from Ukraine. Russia and Ukraine both have more females than males, so they're far less picky, plus Ukrainian women are comfortable with their bodies, and their culture says you should be married by mid 20s.
Plus they're willing to go for older guys because they see them as being financially stable.

The only way this wouldn't work for you is if you don't have a steady job. In which case you should just kill yourself you fucking NEET

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>>727290173
You are not even trying OP to be real.

>be me 20
>realizing I am a virgin, kissless too
>make a real self conscious exam
>realizing is not that difficult
>get to talk to this 7/10
>tell to myself, I am gonna fuck her
>she tells me she has this boyfriend of 6 years
>I already told myself I am gonna fuck her, anyway chad told me that is not an impediment
>study a lot
>get compromised to what I am doing
>two week passes I get her to my room and we kiss each other passionately.
>She tells me that what we doing is wrong, and that she is afraid of what is going to happen
>fake that everything will be alt right, even tho that's not true bitches love to hear that, confidently and honestly
>''honestly''
>"confidently''
>one month goes, we fuck for the first time, take her to a motel with lies
>we both know why we are going
>since that day, we fuck at least once per week
>for 1 entire year
>I met her friends, I even met her bf, play chill
>everyone can tell there's a sexual tension between us two, but play chill
>she was even feeling jealous about me in numerous occasions.
>she even make me kiss marks in my neck so I dont look anyone else while shes with the cuck
>she tells me that she doesn't touch the cuck anymore
>she comes out with the bullshit of this is wrong again
>inner anon comes out
>make her feel like shit
>remember why I am doing this
>tell her to dump the cuck or I will never talk to her again
>I am not too much of a faggot to tell anyone, like the cuck, but she thinks I would
Cont

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Become a zoophile. Bitches are way better than cunts.

Just start asking girls point blank at bars. One will say yes eventually.

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>>727294564
Cont
>She takes her time, but finally dumps him as I put pressure on her.
>inner anon comes out again
>feel sick about her
>tell her to never talk to me again
>inner anon kicks in again
>come back to be the autistic anon, but I am not a virgin anymore

She tried to talk to me a couple of times again, block her and finally tell her that if she has nothing important to say, that never talk to me again. Never did again.
I haven't heard from her since then

Its true what they say, you cannot forget some people, specially your first time.

As the autistic anon that I am, I am not looking for a companion now, unless is a 9/10 that would be interested in me without me doing nothing for her, which is not happening, ever lol.
But I am not a virgin, like I said I would do it.

We can really achieve incredible things if we put all our efforts and neet time on it.

>>727293295
>>727293992

Did you have your own thread earlier/yesterday?

>>727294605
So you wont fuck a girl unless she looks like a 9/10? What a fucking jerk

>>727293871
I second this

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>>727295012
Yep
Its still solid advice. Being a girl>bring a man

>>727294564
>be 20

Shut up

>>727294282

I knowww, I totally have sympathy with not having had sex by 27, in fact, I sort of think it's fine, if OP has enough patience to be okay with it

But surely the only reason OP can be hugless is because he doesn't want to be hugged, or has turned down hugs?

>>727295124
Do anons live in cuck(oo) land?

a)You'll never be a woman
b)Most people are just tolerant of gays, doesn't mean they like them
c)It's just degeneracy attracting other degenerates.

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>>727295046
Yes, I am a total idiot. I am pretty aware of that believe me. I pretty much hate myself.
>>727295160
age does not matter, just study your target

>>727295124

I wholly support your decision, as I did in my replies on your thread. Even if you're not transgender in the sense that you feel like a woman inside, you were still born the wrong gender.

Can we see you?

>>727293992
Well, I am not a fag anon.

>>727295387
I pass and live as a woman full time. So no one treats me as gay and my bf is straight. He didn't know I had a penis till he was already in my ass.

Also let me reiterate that this was souly caused by being rejected by women my whole life. If you can't beat them, join them

>>727294564
>>727294605
>>727295470

Quite a hot story, would be hotter if the bull (you) wasn't clearly 100% Rainman-level autistic.
How long after fucking her did it take for her to cut off sex with her BF?

>>727295585

You should wear a chastity device to completely eliminate your penis. Your BF has never touched it, right? Has he ever seen it?

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$200 for a hooker
Make her shave pubes
Wear a rubber
DON'T KISS HER!
Creampie
Flush the condom full of your "never children"
Get on with your life!!!!!

>>727295680
He kissed it last night after fucking me. It had one drop of cum coming out if it, came 3 times in a row as he plowed me without touching it. I am getting the snip i decided.

>>727295585
Most people know you're a dude.

Where I live, you'd get curbstomped. Hell, people here won't watch Moonlight.

>>727295585
Jesus Christ, this is the advice you're offering?

>caused by being rejected by women
You were a fag the whole time. You just realized it.

>>727295777
Surely being a virgin who's never been kissed would feel worse

>>727295909
My first reaction was that that's faggot behaviour but I suppose it's quite sweet
He doesn't suck it, or jack you off?

>>727296335
>>727295777

I meant not being a virgin but still being kissless

>>727296044
>You were a fag the whole time
Im not a fag, just intelligent enough to know what a better deal is, getting treated like royalty by a man or grinding out a pitiful life trying to serve women who won't even fuck you.

>>727295594
>clearly 100% Rainman-level autistic
I shouldn't be here if that wasn't truth anon.

>How long after fucking her did it take for her to cut off sex with her BF?
Since we started kissing. After that I fucked her I stated that I didn't want her to touch the other one anymore, she replied that has not since that first time at my place.
She even used to tell me how the cuck used to go to her house to ask her to come in and stuff like that, she wasnt allowed to open him anymore, maybe she did who knows.

But I realized she was not lying at all when she started feeling all horny for me, we fucked for 1 to 2 hours each time we met. Whenever I wanted to fuck her raw I would, even tho she pretended not to like the idea, telling her everything will be all right was the dealer-closer. She was like ''what if I get pregnant?'' as I went ''I would take her care of both of you, I would love her to have your eyes, your smile...'' that kind of bullshit to make her feel everything will be fine even if she fucked it up. Filling her like a balloon, taking a shower with her later, making her callin me daddy, damn sure was having a nice life.

But as lazy as I am, keeping myself interested, or pretending to be, in another being that was not myself took me a lot of effort. Its exhaustive as fuck.

>>727296409
>Im not a fag
Well pretty much sure you are gay at least.

>>727290173

I'll be 32 in a couple months

never had a girlfriend or had sex

made out a couple times though

>>727296418
>I shouldn't be here if that wasn't truth anon
Fair enough

>Since we started kissing. After that I fucked her I stated that I didn't want her to touch the other one anymore, she replied that has not since that first time at my place.
>She even used to tell me how the cuck used to go to her house to ask her to come in and stuff like that, she wasnt allowed to open him anymore, maybe she did who knows.

So for the whole year you were fucking her, he was her boyfriend, but they only what, hugged and held hands?
And did he know you were fucking her?

>>727296466
At first I wasn't attracted to dudes. I was only into women. After I started trapping and actually got with my bf the first time then I started to like men. >>727296519

>>727296409
I promise there is a psy ops going on in 4chan and other related sites.

>>727296651
Hint: He's lying

>>727296383
STDs can be spread by kissing. Get medical paperwork of clean slate before you go fucking and kissing with hats off. Looking out for your safety /b/ro

>>727292606
Are you happy though /b/ro?

>>727296908
You have to adjust your expectations and find what satisfaction you can elsewhere when real happiness is not a viable possibility.

are you massively fat? extremely awkward?

I'm an ugly mfer and kinda awkward but I've gotten plenty of girls in my life. If I can do it anyone can, unless your face is wrecked. In which case I'm sorry.

>>727290173
If you arnt a total minger i recommend drugs. Speed was awesome for me, crazy confidence. Just stop before you go to far

>>727296882
I'm not OP btw, I was just wondering surely OP would feel much worse about having fucked a girl but still never having kissed one
I wouldn't even get in a prositute's bed never mind kiss her or fuck her lel

>>727290173
you have 23 years left for it to get wet with puss puss juice (human puss puss juice)
otherwise after 40years o virginity it falls off
you have been warned virgin anon

>>727296797
What do you mean? Im not lying about anything, maybe i am a fag if this is so hard to believe but like op im 27 and was a virgin loner just 8 months ago and i only started transitioning because getting a bf is easier and way way better. I've never paid for a meal since meeting him.

>>727293295
>>727293992
id say tits or gtfo since you are an attention whore
but there are no tits involved, so why bother

>>727297127
it's a lot easier to find someone whos willing to kiss than fuck... how is this possible

>>727297127
That's what hotels are for. Either that or just ruffie a chick just as lonely as him. Wait, what are these Morals doing here?!?!?

>>727296651
I am such a garbage

>So for the whole year you were fucking her, he was her boyfriend, but they only what, hugged and held hands?
Never seen a hug, or heard from her friends she did to him.
Held hands, go to some places have seen them. Like I said, I really did my homework
Kisses so cold like the ass of a penguin, not lasting more than one second
yes, he was still his boyfriend, the official one, but everyone was feeling something was different. Specially when I was introduced to her family, friends, her entire social circle. Damn mother was 10/10.
She used to lie to me in the beginning, saying she would meet with someone else, so she could go with him like pretending nothing was happening. But later she was like, I am going to met him at KFC, please daddy dont be mad at me, is just for him to not to suspect anything.
At the end she didn't want to hang out with him anymore. Get a friend of her confirm it for me.

>And did he know you were fucking her?
He didnt wanted to believe it, 6 years of relationship broken in just 2 weeks? me neither, I guess Chad is always right.
He once confronted me, by cellphone, like a fag. She told me to dont say nothing, she was with me, I couldn't care less for a cuck. I wanted to feel sorry for him, but you cannot feel sorry for a cuck, you honestly feel disgust.
She told him to never talk to me again, with me not saying a word. That destroyed him.

You can pretty tell when someone is not yours anymore. I cant imagine how it would feel to see your gf and smell the scent of another man on her.
>>727296861
you are free to believe that helps you sleep at night anon.

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This is the problem with boys being raised by single mothers. They grow up with these women teaching them to save their virginity for the "special one", and so boys wait until they fall in love and end up never finding love and then up virgins for the rest of their lives. Fucking sad.

>>727297821
That's really hot, but you must be some kind of psychopath or something, sounds like you enjoyed getting between them and breaking them up.

How long was he her boyfriend for after you kissed her? And did they ever share a bed after that, with her turning him down?

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not OP but need advice
>22 years old
>kissless virgin
>never had a gf due to constantly moving houses/towns/countries every 1-2 years or so since I was about 6, so I had to leave people behind/never got used to keeping people in my life
>made me somewhat distant to people but anyway
>approachable and honest
>people tend to like me
>even some girls seem to show interest
>I don't have problems talking to people generally
>getting anxiety attacks when approaching girls purely to ask them out eventually
>could never bring myself to do it
>if I did it always ended up terrible, nervous as fuck, can't help it
>inner autismo unleashes and I hate it
>normally I'm quite confident and stick to my believes/opinions and whatnot
>just getting to know girls and/or asking them out seems impossible for me
>I feel like I don't know what to expect or where to take things/how to progress to eventually have a gf
>its not even the sex I'm worried about, its everything that leads up to it
I don't want to be alone forever and I think 22 isn't as bad as some people have it but still feels like I already should be doing something

>>727298650

My god you sound exactly like me, except I'm a year older, and am not a kissless virgin
Well IDK
I'm bisexual, have done everything (really) sexual with men, and done stuff with girls but not intercourse.

>tfw i was waiting for a nice grill to pluck me out of the crowd of chads
>tfw realising that will never happen

>>727298965
Train your plucking skills.

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>>727298375
>That's really hot
I am flattered
>but you must be some kind of psychopath or something
I don't think so, but my only friend is starting to think the same. Like I said, its really exhausting to pretend you care for someone. Its a necessary evil.
>sounds like you enjoyed getting between them and breaking them up.
I did, still do.
>How long was he her boyfriend for after you kissed her?
the entire year and half, like I said,I dropped her as soon as she dropped the cuck, and made it official. She even used to tell me that she has planned pretending being sad for the break up and that I would come to her as her hero, so no one would hate me (since she told me that everyone around her couldn't find another explanation to her breaking up with him and being so weird towards him if it was not for me that was in the middle). 6 years relationship, thats a lot, enough for people to believe someone will end up married I think.
>And did they ever share a bed after that, with her turning him down?
No, she went really depressed and was really ashamed to do that. She dumped definitely the cuck, and tried with someone else (after all, everyone was expecting to meet who was the other one), I don't know if that worked out tho. As I said never heard of her after that last message.

>>727290173
At first I thought that was something sticking out of your fat ass, OP. Then I had a closer look at the image. And it still looks like something sticking out of your fat ass.

>>727299657

>No, she went really depressed and was really ashamed to do that. She dumped definitely the cuck

Sorry, I meant, during the year and a half you were fucking her, would they share a bed sometimes? Or did he try to fuck her during that year and a half and get rejected, or did he just stop trying as soon as you did?

>>727298650
i am 23 had 1 gf for like 4 months 5 years ago. havent done much sex with her. when we did she was bleeding or i was bleeding lol my forskinn rolled up to much and my dick got a lil bit swolen. it hurt for 4 days. i feel inexperience till date im just like you and i dont understand why i dont just ask them out bro. i recently was seeing a woman i basicaly fucked up she was all into me. i need advice to man. im scared to fuck up since my gf i think thats holding me back. i need advice

>>727290173
>when is the point of no return?
you're past it. kys

>>727290173
At the exact moment of your death. Up until that point, you have a chance of losing your virginity.

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>>727299828
>Sorry, I meant, during the year and a half you were fucking her, would they share a bed sometimes?
Her and his cuck? no. Me and her? yes. I would rent the motel for the entire day (and night) just to let her know that the first thing she should feel in the morning is my dick, and the last thing my kiss. It works.
>Or did he try to fuck her during that year and a half and get rejected
Plenty times, she used to tell me that he cried numerous times saying nothing was the same, but she was to ashamed to do anything with him, knowing that the same morning had rough sex with me.

He tried to get her back plenty times, She dropped him like 5 times during that year and a half. The last one was official, like facebook official, with all their friends knowing it. That destroyed him for real. That was the signal for me. I feel total disgust for them. I remember how her bright smile turned down to confusion and then despair when I told her that I didn't want her to talk to me again after that.

>>727298650
Confidence is the key. It's understandable to be nervous and awkward when it's your first time. Just don't implode, stick through it, and things will get easier as you start going out with more girls and realize what they generally dig and what to avoid doing.

>>727290674
jesus christ what a selfish asshole you are

you just like to shit on people's hopes? you like to make people feel bad? wtf is wrong with you

if youre trolling good job, but if youre serious then youre more pathetic than the op

Go on something like OKcupid, give yourself a few months, you just need to pull yourself out of your rut.
personally i always had the problem where if a girl took an interest in me i'd screw it up by being too affectionate too quickly.

It all just takes time fam.

>>727290173
Better you than me. You sshould have raped ur prom queen or at least put a vinger inside of her. Just a finger nobodynis going to call the cops for that. Now youre a grown man and cant make such mistakes by any means. Hah. Dumbass.

Oh mate. I dont feel you as ive been rooting my way through birds since a young age but let me give you some advice.
Stop watching porn and save some seed for an ugly bitch. Plenty of people in your situation son. Plenty of people settling for something less than the premium fuel. Thats why your kind exist. Its probably a genetic factor. Unless you spent the last 14 years of your life playing world of war craft and have at the ripe age of 27 realised your online persona will never live up to raw hard cock which they can fetch during a walk in the park. Get a dog. Walk it. Women love dogs. Woof woof.

>>727290995
Tonight im going to stab a random black guy and im going to get away with it. (Im whiiiiiiiite)

>>727300592
I've been thinking about it some more...
theres a group I'm in and theres a few girls in it, I get along with them really well, its not awkward or anything so I know I can get along with women. They seem to like me too oddly.

I think I'm just fucked up in one way or another.
For some reason I'm always thinking I'll embarrass myself not in front of the girl I'm talking to, but my friends that are around me. If I do something wrong or I get rejected and they see it, I'm always afraid they might point things out about me and laugh in my face. Ridiculous to think that I know but all my life whenever I've done something and my parent's or siblings witnessed it they always made sure to point it out and rub it in my face, embarrassing me in the process. It's been happening to me all my life and I think it fucked me up to the point of fearing embarrassment in every situation for as long as someone I know is around me...

I could go solo but that means not having the psychological comfort and confidence your friends can provide you with, being on my own in situations like this always makes me feel helpless. So I just can't do shit with and without friends...fuck my life

>>727290173
Youre income must be very low because everyone would know how to find an topclass escort.

>>727290335
Youre literally full of shit. Ive made the most of my friends and people around me ways beyond college. Let me guess youre an Americunt. Hm. That explains.

>>727293464
what movie is that gif from?

>>727298650
to you and to all the noobs.
i'm a noob but here's my story;
>lost virginity at age 16 (she was the one who asked me out and made it all work, average girl)
>at 17,18 , dumped her and got with someone I had feelings for
>we both moved to different countries
>I banged 3 chicks after that, all flings, all shitty as hell.
>20 now, life sucks balls.
>it's a mixture of me not giving a fuck and something else lol.
>rarely leave the house anymore
been good talking to you anons, until next time.

>>727302124
how is that meant to help? no offence bu you got laid and then just given up. In my case, I want to get laid but can't bring myself to do it for some reason. 22 and life always sucked

>>727302358
well the first time I got laid it took quite a bit of work to be honest. like I had to stay with that girl for a while. as some anon on this thread said, if you really want it done and I mean like if you REALLY want to get it over with. you're going to have to focus on it and do all that you can to make it happen and it should happen unless you got some specific case that repels every single woman before even knowing you.

>>727298650
Older and very experienced fag in both women and medical science (veterinary, albeit).

Firstly, go get professional help for your anxiety.
Seriously. It is the single most killing aspect of your failures. Treatment takes care of a lot of your issues.

Secondly, be more flexible and easy going.

Sticking to your beliefs makes for a bad bedfellow when trying to become more affable.

>>727301196
Omg, are you me?
>Hivemind

>>727290173
You've never really hit the point of no return until you have given up.You will have to make sacrifices in terms of what you want precisely in a person and you will be rejected a fuck ton but in terms of getting rid of virginity you can manage anything if you shower and try.

>>727301196
You're fucked either way if you fail or do nothing so the only way you can cause a change in your life is just to take the leap of faith.

If your friends end up behaving in such a way then you're better off without them anyway.

>>727302358
>how is that meant to help?
holy keke
>>727302124
what an ass dammit keked hard

>>727290173
>When is the point of no return.
When you make it the point of no return.

>>727290209
This guy knows.

It does get harder. And the "it" being you. You make it get harder.
Get yourself in order and go from there.

>>727303555
>trips confirm

>>727304327
You're right I suppose, I need to find a way to stop thinking so much and just go for it.
All it takes now is to get out of where I am atm and get myself in some proper environment to socialize. Right now I'm stuck in a dead town with nothing to do but sit on my ass and feel sorry for myself. Hoping to start college this year but thats months away and I need to keep my money to afford it so I guess until then I'll have to wait it out here and just occupy myself somehow

>>727290209
First post isn't always best post, but it is this time.

>>727303555
>>727304945

Trips, nice
I knew something cool had happened when I got an erection for no reason

>>727290173
an hero

>>727292606
You've been playing the game for at least 25 years on Beginner and haven't finshed Level 1 yet. Just enter the damn cheat code and move on already.

>>727290173
Never, especially if you have money

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>>727305953
L+R+A+START

then pick fox

you should be fine from there

Before I ever got my first kiss, I got a blowjob. I was 22. Don't give up. Just put yourself out there like I did.

>>727300497
Yknow that's hard to look at but because I had a break up and not because I never had it. These other people are missing out.

>>727290674
Found the sexually frustrated faggot who should kill himself instead of trying to be edgy on imageboards.

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>>727307378

I got my first kiss minutes after my first blowjob. With 25. Nothing is lost in that age. Just get your shit together.

>>727290173
You're way past it, faggot.

>>727292606
Kill yourself you edgelord who can't afford hookers.

>>727308225
Truth all up in this picture

>virgins won't get it

>>727292825
where did you guys meet?

I know exactly what you have to do. Listen, I've been there.

1) Stop making a big deal out of your virginity. In fact try to forget it and pretend your not a virgin. Basically stop thinking about it.

2) Get Tinder. Lower your standards and swipe right according to who you would fuck, not who you would girlfriend/love/wife whatever.

3) Go to dates, be a normal guy. Sooner or later you will get an opportunity to have sex.

4) Just do it. It should come natural. You've watched ton of porn, you'll know the basics. Sex ed have always told you otherwise but real fucking is not that different to porn. JUST DON'T STRESS IT, DON'T MAKE A BIG DEAL OF YOUR VIRGINITY, there's no need to mention it.

5) If you cum super quick, who cares. Just tell her it was because she's so hot and it's been a while, and laugh about it. She won't mind I guarantee that. If you can't get it up, it happens too. Just tell her you are nervous because it's been a while or something. She won't mind I guarantee that.

6) Basically there's not much that can go wrong, you don't have anything to lose. Just be CHILL about it. If you manage to fuck, congratulations you are no longer a virgin. If not, try again with the same girl if she's up for it, if not, continue playing Tinder.

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>>727308358

Well. She was the GF of my former best male friend.

He was spreading shit about me and I broke up the contact with him. Right after I've met his GF for the first time (I wasn't even interested in her at that time since bros before hoes, you know). She contacted me on FB after that. She wasn't happy with him and literally told me she wants my dick.

So we met some weeks later and it was a great time for both of us.

Definitely a once in a lifetime thing.

>>727308772


Then some generic tips:

-Make sure you carry couple of condoms that actually fit you well and are the right size. My first lays were ruined by the fact that I wore condom that didn't fit me well but I didn't know better. Basically I couldn't stay hard and felt next to nothing. Finding the right size and brand was a total game changer.

- "The procedure" you see in porn actually works really well (kiss, fondle and shit, eat some pussy, receive some blowie, fuck however you want, don't be in hurry, don't be spasti, stay in control)

-If you can't get hard, relax and don't make a fuss out of it. Figure out what's "your thing". I sometimes have trouble getting hard but I have one sure remedy: I turn the girl laying on her stomach, butt slightly lifted, then at "prone-bone" position play with her ass, spread her cheeks etc. That gets me hard 100% of the time if all else fails. It's just a great visual. You propably will figure out a thing of your own.


That's about it.

DISCLAIMER: Above suggestions only work if you are normal looking, non-autistic guy with basic social skills and at least an avarage body and style.

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>>727290173
>hugless

You're well past that point.

>>727308803

Oh and 4 weeks later she told me she wants more than sex with me. So she's my first GF as well. Feels great.

She looks great. I still think I'm dreaming...

point of no return ? When you're dead. Not earlier

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>>727308803
Stop thinking that you're not "worth it" or something man, you and her are just human beans.

good luck with her!

>>727308772
>Just be CHILL about it
That is the secret for most things with the opposite sex. Awkward stuff only happens because you make such a big deal about things, just try to laugh it off and it will loosen up the situation big time.

>>727290173
Do you have a job?