does my boyfriend have a nice dick

I suppose it's alright. Who's the woman he's fucking?

>>727289336
No
Now fuck off

>>727289481
That's a man, baby.

>>727289336
What do you gain for constantly making these "hurr im really a girl heres porn to prove it" threads? I'm assuming you just have autism.

>>727289481
that woman is me no im not a man this is my first time on 4 chan

>>727289685
ok, now leave

>>727289734
why would i do that

>>727289589
you do know assuming makes you an ass which cleary shows in your comment

>>727289801
because you are a faggot using other anon's OC. Die.

>>727289938
i assure you i am the female in the pic my boyfriend does this all the time so i thought i would give it a try why are you so hostile

It's decent. You have a great ass though, post more.

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>>727290021
These bridge trolls haven't ever been laid. Of course they are hostile watching you flaunt your sweet tight pussy that they cannot ejaculate into. It is like waving a ham in front of a starving person. In a way, you are cruel.

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>>727290146
well thank you i guess

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>>727290119

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>>727290146
The internet age is particularly cruel in this regard. When I was a kid in the 60's, you could make it to 22 before even seeing a cock penetrating a woman. Sure, you were frustrated, but you didn't know explicitly why. Far less cruel.

>>727290252
Filename xD

other than the facts it's teeny tiny I guess, kek at the 3 inches below average.

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>>727290358
what does that mean

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>>727289336
If you like cut dicks I guess

>>727290391
it is almost 7 inches i don't think i would want a 10 inch dick in me it would hurt

>>727290461
yes i do uncut dicks are nasty

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>>727290119

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>>727290146
>posting pics already posted
>no timestamp or literally any evidence she's posting
>m'lady

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>>727290775
what is a timestamp i don't feel like i have to prove anything i know who i am i was just asking a question you guys on here are a special kind of people

>>727291041
then you should get the fuck out

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>>727291041
Don't worry anon, we know who you are too, we like to play pretendsies also

kindly GTFO

>>727291172
so hostile did your mom not show you enough attention as a child

>>727290268
70s kid here. This anon speaks the truth. I used to find porn mags in the woods or cornfields occasionally and fap to those, then leave them for others. A sort of proto-chan, I guess.

>>727291224
if you know who i am then tell me im thinking you don't even know who you are like should i tuck it today or go normal

>>727291293
you can leave if you don't like the company

>>727291041
timestamp is to prove you're not another 200kg faggot roleplaying

>>727291327
yea should taught me women are whores like you

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>>727291407
Heh

this is why /b suck balls

>>727291467
oh i see i am using my boyfriends computer but other than that i assure you im not a 200kg man i am a 100lb woman why does everybody have so much trouble believing this like i said this is my first time on this site so i really don't know anything about it

>>727291515
wow i am no whore i have been with the same man for 15 years so i'm sorry to hear your mom is a whore

>>727291587
i don't know do you know me but cunt is a nasty word for women

>>727291682
Bend over and spread your asscheeks for us

>>727291682
first rule of b
>post tits with timestamp (to prove you're woman) or gtfo

if you do that people will hear you out. if not you can literaly gtfo because nobody gives a shit

>>727291813
Fuck you cunt.
Tits or GTFO

>>727291763
Please fuck off you neckbearded cunt.

Rotfl, the obviousness of this bait was so clear it could outshine the sun. Please faggots, get your shit together

>>727291863
well im sorry i am not going to take new pictures of myself to prove something to a bunch of teenagers i am posting pictures that me and my boyfriend took together and that is as far as i will go with that

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>>727291813
The default state of a person on /b/ is male, without proof otherwise you are by common agreement male and in this case a male sad enough to pretend to be a female which fits right in with /b/.

>goes in all fields

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>>727291982

>>727291929
>>727291929
wow no thanks does anybody on here have manners

>>727291973
did i hit a nerve little boy your the one that told me your mom is a whore

>>727291682
I believe you, now fuck off and/or lurk more.

>>727292078
No we don't dude.
Yes we know you're a dude.

No we don't really care.

Fuck off your shit thread neckbearded cunt

>>727291763
> same man for 15 years

jesus no wonder you're here you should be a whore missing out

dont be a fucking cuckhold either u pig

>>727291991
>myself to prove something to a bunch of teenagers
assuming that you are a real femanon how do we prove you're not one of those teenagers?
your word means nothing in anonymous

but hey i dont fucking care gonna lurk from now on

>>727291995
i can see why the majority of 4 chan is males you guys are vulgar digusting pigs you would think if you are all men you would be happy to see some t&a

>>727292182
what is neckbearded that just don't make sense

>>727292246
wow so much anger in the way you speak you guys should get out more

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>>727292270
We're on the internet fella, t&a is about 3 words away at any time, it's just hard to fathom why in 1999+18 someone still thinks it's cool to play girl on /b/

>>727292269
what does lurk mean

>>727292445
It means sage goes in all fields

>>727292548
Aye, not enough of that getting around

No
That tiny, scrawny cock has no place here.

Why would you fuck with such shrivelled specimen?

>>727292403
im out right now dummy try another insult

>same man for 15 years
whore or masturbates a shit load dirty cunt

>>727292438
you guys really need to fix your trust issues i am a woman that part is for sure i have no desire to prove it i never knew i would have to prove it i was just trying to have some fun and show some pictures but it seems nobody wants that they all want to show how immature they are by calling names and being mean

>>727292548i cook with sage sometimes but im guessing it means something different on here

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>>727292783
Welcome to /b/, now get your dick out and fap like everyone else, playing imaginary friends is for people in celeb threads.

>>727292650
because it is not tiny and he knows how to use it

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>this is op

>>727292734
your out right now but still on the internet try making some friends and get off your phone

>>727292783
ok i'll play your game then. if you want to be a girl today thats fine.
so what exactly do you want from me?

>>727292919
wow your a sick sick person

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>>727293071
im with 2 friends waiting for food dummy

try again

>>727292783
Allow me to reiterate thusly, in the true neckbeard language, so as to provide a conduit for discourse and communication.


Timestamp your tits or fuck off you whorish vulgar little cumtrap.

You will be assumed male until otherwise proven.
Until this takes place all fucks with be withheld until further notice.


There are no other options for you.
Good day sir.

>>727293034
OP thinks he's a girl, you forgot the skirt and socks.

>>727293109
Aye but I'm not confused about my sexuality

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>>727293087
i don't want anything from you i am just on here to have some fun and show some pics but i can see that was a mistake

>>727292949
Spoken like someone who has taken only this tiny cock for 15 years.

>>727293214
Yet still here, thus invalidating your point

>>727293143
sure you are must be great company since you can't put your phone down you are probably one of those kids in their moms basement trying to adult but can't figure it out

>>727293214
it wasnt a mistake you were just unprepared. just make sure you have a smarphone easy to make a timestamp, you dont need to show face

>>727293148
Saged

>>727293214
haha guranntee you finger urself alot nasty cunt show butthole

>filename download good job idiot

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Tis my thread now faggot.
Fight me cunt

so i can see this site is for horny immature males that can't get pussy so they spend all their time on this site jacking off to other peoples women sorry about your sad lives there is a whole big world out there try to leave your basement and get out there but remember to put on sunblock because your pale ass will get burnt being that none of you leave the house ever

>>727293549
Did you seriously just bump this shitfest with that post?

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>>727289568
Anon you just made my day

Your boyfriend is bisexual, OP?

>>727293704
no he is not

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>>727293632

Holy shit, come on guys, has /b/ really gone down the shithole so bad???

Ignore till timestamp is shown. You're just facilitating more of this kind of threads.

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>>727293632
fucking kek you just described my life and 99% of faggots here. that only means we are great at presenting ourselves well

>>727293763
not upset just don't know why so many immature little boys all feel big by saying nasty things to women this site is for sure made for gay guys this thread proves it

>>727293632
I'm sorry your boyfriend has a tiny cock. You're obviously quite upset about it..

Would posting my magnificent member make you feel any better? Or would is just make you feel like the grass is greener and your boyfriend woefully inadequate?

>>727289336
>cut
>nice dick

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>>727293901
>women

>>727293852
no you are just proving all normal people points about what is wrong with the world today too many lazy basement dwellers

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R8 my dick?

>>727293903
i doubt you could even compare to him he has a job and makes good money he leaves the house everyday and he don't live with his mom and last he gets me off every time im pretty sure your virgin ass don't even have 1 of those things going for you

>>727294128
sad thing is that is prob the size of yours

>>727294039
>wrong with the world
if you think b represents the world you need mental treatment

>>727294223
why are so upset?

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>>727294223
>Sounds legit

>>727294304
Anyone who pretends to be another sex needs mental treatment

>>727294304
no it shows all thats wrong with some of the people in the world most of the people on here probably hate who they are

>>727294398
oh yea i forgot that part lol

>>727294442
why do you hate yourself so much?

>>727294366
honey if you think that is me being upset you should reread that i am very happy and that was the point i was making with that comment im sure that the truth hurts to most of you because he has everything you guys don't a job a house a life and a sex life

>>727294223
Kek
Poor girl.
No I don't work anymore. I run a business which incedentally paid for my house.
Quite content with my 9 and a half inches and porn style squirting..

Your life sucks.
Compare yourself to me, chad, then kill yourself.

Trailer trash like you, with your discusting prose, hasn't the intellect to stimulate my cock into wrecking your nasty boipussy..

So the only point you. Are is I don't get you off..

For his I am thankful. I'd never be rid of the stench of your wretched hive from my magnanimous Johnston.

Again, fuck off Cunt
Sincerely, anon.

>>727294653
So what did you contribute?
Besides a worn out cum dumpster and a load of complaining.

>>727290146
Holy shit the amount of white knighting

>>727294223

>don't

>>727294653
>a house a life and a sex life
all i need is a basement and my left hand and i have a lot more than you can offer kek

>>72729469 now i know you live in your moms basement you never had a business and it is your moms house not yours so if your business is waiting on your mom to die to get her house good for you and as for your little penis guys with nice dicks don't have to brag about it so i call bullshit on everything you said nice try mamas boy

>>727294965
Kek.
Says the guy rolepaying on 4chan.

I'm just showing you what real men do with their life. :) feel free to grow up and join the world sometime

>>727294775
i amke his house a home he told me i dont have to work and he enjoys supporting me and dont hate on me because you can't get pussy get off of this site once and a while and maybe even you can find somebody

>>727294965
Remind me again what fucking you gets me?

Nothing?

Hmm. I'm sorry your man is stupid as well as short.
He's obviously not funny or smart either or some would have rubbed off on you.

Your life sucks. I see why you came here kek

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>>727294889
i believe that because i would never offer you anything so be happy in moms basement with your hairy hand

>>727295121
wtf is this fantasy? do you want to live like a 20's grandma, you faggot?

>>727295121
You assume I don't fuck because i post here.

Why are you here again?

Be honest with yourself. It's liberating

>>727295252
The fact he's still here posting indicates he's pretty desperate for attention

>>727295080
i did i moved out of moms house a long time ago started a relationship and have a great life happier than you will ever be unless you leave your moms and get a girl you will never know what life is like

>>727295245
You should wash your asshole before putting on the internet.
Its just common courtesy.

No one wants your nasty shit here thanks.

>>727295408
Lol you actually lived in your moms basement

Kek
What a fucking loser

>>727294223
You've got a tight body. If I saw you bent in front of my in those panties I'd have to eat you out.

post more pictures u nasty whore

>>727295408
implying you need to leave your parents house or have a stable relationship to be happy. how sad are you OP?

>>727289336
Yeah, it's a lot better than mine. I'm gonna have to be a lonely pathetic baby dick for the rest of my life. I want to die because of my small penis

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op here just wanted to let you all know this was bait and you all are fucking retarded gtfo of your moms houses get jobs you lazy fucks and grow the fuck up jokes on you today assholes you all look real fucking stupid the chick is from other threads i found some of you fucks are so fucking desperate you all are pathetic so i will be doing this again soon but for now i have to go to work like all of you worthless fucks should be doing haha fuck you all

>>727295804
dosent even look like what op has been posting, gtfo faggot

>>727295804
its just a prank bro

>>727295840
same hair tie on her wrist

>>727295804

>download

>>727295804
Kek
I'm still here what does that tell you neck beard?

I told you.

This is my thread you are just a guest here faggot

>>727295804
But I'm 45.my parents house is actually mine now>>727295804

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>>727295804

>>727295840

like you virgin neck beard faggots can really tell the difference

holy shit you dumb shits got played

>>727295804
Kek

Lemme guess

You're 14
Going to work at MacDonalds

Wew
Showed 4chan this time bruh, u is tru alpha

>>727295804
btw learn how to rename your files next time you faggot. i'll be waiting in my basement

copied this whole thing cuz you all are fucking dumb as shit

>>727296028
no im 16 and i work as a prostitute going to fuck your mom right now

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>>727296290
Aye but only one of us was playing fantasy

>Still goes in all fields

>>727296290
Kek
To get mad props when you show someone, right?


Ur mah hero

>>727289336
MAWDS MAWDS MODS MOWDS MAUDS get that underage ass outa here

I bet his dick is hiding your nasty ass cock you faggot trap

it is funny you all wanted to see his dick bunch of queer butt fuckers