Ask the 8 ball

>>727279180
IS OP A FAGGOT?

am i faggot?

>>727279240
TELL ME YOU FUCKING JEW SHIT

>>727279247
nice

>>727279247
damn...

Will I ever get my dream girl?

will i die virgin?

>>727279297
Will her be a landwhale?

>>727279325
Will he lose his virginity with a man?

Will I have kids

>>727279406
Will they be all autistic?

>>727279339
That's actually true

>>727279406
Reroll

>>727279426
>without a doubt
lol

>>727279406
>>727279421
>>727279438
Oh thank god

>>727279469
is this black magic?

>>727279505
im done, kek

>>727279497
Does your god exist?

will my mother ever fuck me?

Should I text her today?

>>727279497
>>727279538

sorry bro it's all ogre now

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>>727279180
Shuld i still giveaway fallout 4?

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All Non-Christians are going to burn for eternity

>>727279616
Is she fucking another dude while this anon is jerking himself alone?

>>727279180
IS OP REAL

if i ever hook up with that shallow bitch again, will i get to finger her till she cums then hate fuck the shit out of her stupid ass

>>727279785
he aint

>>727279841
good. ill pull her fucking hair and smack that ass hard as fuck then pin her down and pound the living fuck out of her

>>727279841
Is she a trans?

Is 2017 going to be good?

>>727279841
>>727279930
>>727279936
am i sorry bro?

>>727279937
...really?

>>727279180
SHOULD I KILL MY SELF ON STREAMING?

>>727279979
what

>>727279936
no

>>727279180
Will I end up fucking her?

>>727279180
My gf gave me aids

Ahould i kill her?

>>727279180
Will I lose my virginity this year?

Does she want me

>>727279675
Hey I'll still jew out for anything free

>>727279979
yeah you are... bitch
i know ylu're a kinky ass slut and id fuck you for hours

Is that bitch even in this thread

Will my financial problems be solved today?

>>727279180
Should I get a girlfriend?

Should I save muniez for MTG cards?

>>727281046
rerolling

>>727279180
Will I be able to fix my dishwasher in a short period of time, without having to pay someone to do it for me?

Should I cheat her

Is 8ball lying?

Will I get with my crush?

>>727281254
WINRAR
I
N
R
A
R

>>727281250
Again..

>>727281270
Is she landwhale?

>>727279180
WILL I GET WITH MY FOREIGN CRUSH?

>>727281316
No. She's a very nice girl

Will I get a girlfriend during college?

>>727279180
Will I marry my swiss classmate?

>>727281355
What about after?

>>727281392
Thanks, 8ball

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>>727279180

Is OP a Fag?

>>727279180
Will this post end in a 5?

Will that psychotic, manipulative lying bitch with the super inflated ego ever come back down to earth and stop being such a salty ass bitch?

Will I get the pussy this year?

>>727281845
What about next year?

>>727281845
What if i reroll and magically cancel the anti-pussy magicks?

>>727281893
Ok

>>727279180
Should i boke?

Should I fully trust her?

>>727283586
Reroll

>>727279180
Can jet fuel melt steel beams?

>>727279180
Will she lemme smash?

>>727279180
Asking again I guess

>>727279180
will i get what i want in my birthday?

will max try to fight us?

Is my dick big ?

Will I be a superstar

>>727279180
Does she love me?

>>727284713
Does she love me?

should i make up with my boyfriend tonight?

>>727284740
ok, but should i try to get back together with him within the week?

>>727284790
hmm, ok, ok, should i break up with him then?

Did I get this city job

>>727279180

will he call today?

>>727286801

with good news?

>>727286823

with good news? ...

Did she realize she FD up?

>>727286942
Fire department?

Will i pass out before 11pm

>>727287064
Good, ive been awake for 24 hours and 51 minutes already

>>727279180
will i ever get rich

>>727279180
is god real

Will I marry her?

ioj

>>727279180
Are niggers black?

>>727279180
Will I die?

>>727279180
will i have a good day today

should i talk to jiggle

Should I become a master baiter?

>>727279180
cheese or no cheese?

>>727279180
Are you gay?

>>727279180
He ruined it for me..
I thought I was content..
"you can even" he said..
"end my dream" i said..
Now i lost my only chance out.
I am always here.
suffering.
whatafaggot
Am I angry?

Am I on her mind?

Should I rail another line and be productive as fuck and write a proper resume?

Am I getting my Blue belt this year?

Am I going to make sweet sweaty love to N?

Should i kill myself?

>>727279180
will mah workmate ever fuck me?

>>727279180
When will I die

>>727290373
When will I die?

Does my sister-in-law want to fuck me?

>>727279180
will i fuck a hot chick

>>727290466
Gibe de answer

Will I have kids with her?

>>727279180
will i lose my virginity

>>727279180
will i ever contract an std

Will she get skinnier

will i get laid this year if i try

>>727290823
Ok, Will she get skinnier?

Will I fuck my gf tonight?

>>727279180
Is op a niggerfaggot

>>727290881
Nice

>>727279180
FUCK

is she gonna send me nudes today?

How bout the other one?

And the OTHER one?

Should i masturbate?

>>727291845
Don't trust the 8 ball's sources anon, they're all faggots.
>Fap away anon
>Fap away

Am I gonna fuck her this week?

Will she send nudes before that?

>>727291963
It's the only way I'll take it seriously, and I'm not asking for them either.

>>727292005
alright then, she's out.
On to the next, she gonna flash her tits to me at work?

>>727292055
How bout the other one.

>>727292090
how bout the OTHER one?

>>727292123
??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPxGjCgIamc

>>727292143
asking again

>>727292226
one mo time

Will i live

should i ask him out?

>>727292363
asking again

Does she know I'm poor and can't afford a fuckin thing?

>>727279180
is she still mad at me?

Should she be? I mean, there's no better way to test to see if you're secretly eyeing me in unforeseen ways than to piss you off.

>>727292973
can you please repeat that but make sense this time

Am i being gangstalked on 4chin

>>727279180
rollerino

>>727279180
Will I get dubs?

if i kidnap whit a van and chroloform will my rape succeed?

>>727279180
Will anyone call me for my birthday?

>>727293129
When someone's pissed at you it's hard for them to be nice or carry on a normal conversation with you even if they're really trying. Everyone has tells, and if she was still mad at me I'd pick up on it because she'd do small things that would let me know she was. Like being short with me (quick responses, less conversation and DEFINITELY not any attempt to continue talking), talking to other people around her who are generally out of ear shot but making the extra effort to talk to them instead of someone 4 feet from her, you know shit like that.
Anyways, if I'm on the internet and this same person someone not only knows that I'm here but knows what things I'm saying and is mad because of it that means they know more than they should and so pissing that person off would make sense if I wanted to increase the percentage of how sure I am that it's them.

>>727293640
Yeah that makes sense, I'm just not understanding the context of OP's post

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>>727279180
Is Donald trump feg?

Should I start tomorrow?

>>727295273
Should I start my excercise routine tomorrow?

rol

Are furrys gay?

>>727279180
Should I masturbate to cp today?

>>727279180
i want to be the top cop in the capital city with my ex GF sucking my dick

>>727279180
Can I call you the 1-ball?

>>727279180
i want to be the top cop in the national capital city with my ex GF sucking my dick

>>727279180
Is it gay to fuck a man while he's passed out?

>>727279180
>i want to be the top cop in the national capital city with my ex GF sucking my dick

>>727279180
>>i want to be the cop in the national capital city with my ex GF sucking my dick

>>727279180
Asl?

>>727279180
>i want to be the cop in the national capital city with my ex GF sucking my dick

>>727279180
>i want to be cop in the national capital city with my ex GF sucking my dick

>>727279180
Should i fap?

Will my background cause me to lose this job offer?

>>727279180
roll

should i put my two weeks in

>>727279180
reroll

i feel cold as fuck but im sweating, hearts racing and ive been awake for over 24 hours. should i wait it out?

>>727279180
Should I quit my job

>>727279180
Was OP sad when I cucked him with his gf?

>>727279180
Can I change timelines when i fap?

Does that ho know she FD up

>>727297239
nice.

>>727297340
Reroll

Tits?

>>727297397
Good fuck dat bish

Is the answer to this question correct?

Does she like "hurting" me?

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Is Tumblr retarded?

Can I get dubs?

>>727279180
should I break up with my gf?

>>727297617
Please?

Is she still trying to get "revenge"

>>727297825
You sure?

>>727297850

>>727297870
?

>>727297903

>>727279180
Will I go to prison

will I be successful

>>727279180
will i graduate this year?

No contact from now on?

rolln

>>727279180
..?

>>727279180
So

are low-blows funny? like convincing someone to want to become an hero or trying to make them feel bad for no apparent reason?

Money?

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rrolling

will i get that after work bj i wanted

Is she going to stay with me?

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Will i ever have best job?

>>727299366
Reroll

>>727299513
Comeon

is whitney really an m&m?

Am i going to die within 5 minutes?

>>727279180
Will andrews relationship die within a month?

>>727299957
Noice

>>727299999
Quints winrar

Is Samsung the master race of phones?

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>>727299999
N O I C E

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>>727299999

Is OP a faggot?

>>727299999
WITHOUT A DOUBT

>>727300394
Can I fuck OP?

Is mexxxes boosted in lol?

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>>727299999
hory sheeeet

>>727279180
Will I die a virgin?

werde ich dieses jahr noch diamond?

Rolls

should i get fucked by a shemale?

will I ever be happy?

role

Rollsa

>>727300520
B E T T E R N O T T E L L Y O U

will i live past 30

Rollsad

>>727300806
29?

werden sie bei wandertag kontroliert werden

>>727299999
Livestream the next 5 minutes pls

will the reckless drug use be the reason i die

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Will I ever get a rarer pepe?

>>727300965
car accident?

>>727299999
Another one! Dam checked

should i snort cocaine again

Are we gonna make it ?

Am I really turning yellow?

>>727301192
What about that blood test i had in 2012 that showed higher than normal levels of bilirubin? Is that contributing to it now?

>>727301270
Fuck it, i wouldnt even be surprised if my liver's stressed out

Try to sleep?

Is brexit gonna be cash?

will i get a gf? :{

Is it an Arby's night tonight?

>>727279180
will /b/ ever get to pick the president again?

>>727279180
Are niggers advantageous to our world?

Will I get laid in the next few days?

>>727279180
will i get a gf

>>727301678
How about next week?

>>727279180
Will I become a wizard?>>727279180

>>727301678
So how about next week?

Fuck this

Will I be financially free?

>>727279180

Does Margaux want to meet me ?

Will my teachers kid be sick tomorrow?

>>727302246
Asking again

>>727279237
do I still have a chance with coming back with my ex gf?

Will I get the job?

>>727279180
>>727279180
>>727279180
>>727279180
>>727279180
does she still loves me?

will i get laid this year

Should I stop smoking weed?

>>727302290
Once again

Rollling

Will I always be on 4chan?

>>727279180
do me and my ex gf still have a chance to get back together? Is she still worth it?

>>727299999
>>727300000

>>727302507
>>727200001

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Will I ever get quints again?

>>727302772
Fair enough

>>727279180
Was Hitler in the wrong?

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>>727303051
THIS 8-BALL IS WRONG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>727303051
8-ball is a faggot

>>727279180
Will Marine Le Pen win the French presidential elections?

>>727279180
Is Hillary Clinton going to jail?

Can i fap

>>727303632
Answer

Will we be together

Should I quit my job?

Are they lying to me

>>727279180
Will you say "Yes" as proof that you're reliable?

>>727279180
Is she into me for real?

>>727303786
How about now

>>727303873
Again

>>727279180
Does anyone love me?

soon?

>>727303965
WAS YOUR ANSWER A LIE?!

>>727304098
God loves me, right?

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>>727299999

Am I sabotaging myself?