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Jdjeuzbdndox QUEER-MO-SEXUALS hfjsofnsvxkwoot!

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Jdjeuzbdndox
QUEER-MO-SEXUALS
hfjsofnsvxkwoot!
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>>727272738
but then I don't have plausible deniability that it was an accident

>>727272746
wanna talk about it?
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LEAKED: Exclusive never before seen image of Terrance and his fursona.
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>>727272819
it doesn't need to look like an accident
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>>727272819
me not being able to get smashed with a bottle of whiskey last night due to increased tolerance to alcohol is enough to know that i'm at a pretty low point
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>>727272819
How have you been?
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>>727272819
Just ask him if he's ok with gays while walking to the shower with the dildo in your hands
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>>727272824
it'll definitely be a shock

>>727272907
I haven't really come out to most people though, and I feel like a massive dragon cock sitting on my desk kinda scream 'furfag'

>>727272981
hey league. ok, was stressed a couple weeks ago but doing better now. got a roomate.
how're you?

>>727272977
been drinking a lot then? doing okay though I hope

>>727272991
he's ok with gays. and the shower's 4 feet from my room
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>>727272991
>>727273108
Faggggs
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>>727272977
If you don't care for your liver
Ibuprofen can get you drunk faster but kill your liver
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fuck my face raw
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>>727273108
well you did buy it and they're not cheap so why not show it off
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>>727273108
usually i'm not doing okay if i'm drinking
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>>727273108
Oh? That's always an awkward time

also this ls luc. Im staying at his house
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>>727273108
Yeah, let him know your active
He might wanna save water and join you

>>727273124
Hey faggooo
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>>727273226
Sup faggers
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>>727273124
no u

>>727273190
gay~

>>727273194
good point. and it's one of thefancy ones with the tubes

>>727273210
want to talk about what's not doing okay?

>>727273214
hey luc, how you doing?

>>727273226
the problem is I'm not all that active when it comes to being a fag
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>>727273326
W-well, you're that twice!
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>>727273326
fancy
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>>727273326
Doing alright

A bit tired from all the sex though
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>>727273281
Pain
Feel like crap all day
Knees won't stop aching

>>727273326
R-Okay

>>727273417
Lucky
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>>727273381
a double fag

>>727273395
very fancy, and nicely coloured as well

>>727273417
lol, sounds like it's going well then. how've your last couple weeks been?
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>>727273326
not really
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>>727273514
which one is it?
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>>727273512
Did something happen to your knees
>>727273514
Das right, now you know your place
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>>727273514
Been alright. Trying to find some stuff.

>>727273512
Yes I am. He surprised me with his stockings tonight
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>>727273512
how're you doing?

>>727273538
ok, I hope it get's better though

>>727273572
a medium nova, with the natural colouring and a tube

>>727273612
how you doing banana

>>727273634
what kind of stuff have you found / are looking for?
stockings sound super cute
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>>727273752
Old video games. Picked up a NES with 20 games for $150. Working on an N64 deal right now.

And yeah they are. I bought them for him along with the panties.
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>>727273752
It got cold again, yourself sloot?
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>>727273752
well I'm disappointed, I thought it was bigger
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Who has seen Pet Sematary? I'm obsessing over that movie right now because I am a shallow person who builds his personality around the films he watches.
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imma dump dis
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>>727273833
ooo, cool. how long are you visiting him?

>>727273889
doing ok, it's got warmer here though. got some new purple sweatpants

>>727273898
it's still almost 10" from base to tip. and somewhat intimidating if you haven't seen one that big before
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>>727274205
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>>727274242
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>>727274241
but it's small for a BD toy, and that's what matters
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>>727274241
A week
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>>727274271
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>>727274241
Why does weather gotta be such a tease? It gets like 15 degrees, and now it's suddenly 0 again
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>>727274298
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>>727273612
ARMY INJURIES

>>727273634
Oooouuuuuuhhh

>>727273752
Pain
Knees acting up
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>>727274378
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>>727274241
Oh, and uh, are they comfortable? :p
>>727274354
Oh, right
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>>727274440
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>>727274354
Needless to say stuff happened.
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>>727274276
oh, yeah. too bad it isn't an xl flared chance

>>727274283
awesome. you guys live closer now right?

>>727274338
yeah, that's how it was the last couple weeks here

>>727274354
aww, taking anything for them?

>>727274450
super comfy
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>>727274589
well it should be, go rectify that
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>>727274589
Nope, same set up.
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>tfw you want to get fucked by multiple men at once but you don't want to get any STDs so you have to refrain from your urges
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>>727274655
but those are really expensive. and too big for me

>>727274681
ah. doing anything special while hanging out with league?
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>>727274589
Wish I had those right now :c Track pants will do too I guess
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i keep spilling my soda, what the fuck
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>>727274770
and you call yourself a real faggot
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>>727274819
Stop being so clumsyyyy :p
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>>727274770
Not really. I had to meet his parents.
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>>727274819
Its because you're an adorable underage with a bubblebutt.
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>>727274819
get a sippy cup
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>>727274775
you should get some warm stuff

>>727274838
I'm a disgrace to massive horsecock riding fags everywhere
the xl chance is 200 american though. shits expensive

>>727274865
how did that go
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>>727275034
Went alright. Could have went much worse from what I was told.
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>>727275034
yes you are, turn in your faggot card
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>>727275034
Do two cats work?
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>>727274856
i dont try to purposely ruin my mousepad, you know

>>727274905
>

>>727274923
this ruins the can's original purpose
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>>727275173
stops you from spilling it though
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>>727275173
I always keep my drinks on the left side of the desk in front of the keyboard, is foolproof
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>>727275110
glad to hear it went well. was it the first time they had heard about you?

>>727275124
ok, I'll send it by mail tomorrow. I want one more night of faggotry

>>727275133
yes, but you have to attach them to yourself
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>>727275322
A while ago.

>>727275319
Hello
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>>727275322
one last night it is, enjoy the rest of your life as a straight person
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>>727275319
A wild tiger faggot appeared!
>>727275322
With my arrrrrrms
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>>727275173
Bubblebutt.
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>>727275358
cool. how's league doing?

>>727275384
all the cute boys I'll never get to be with ;~;
won't having a big dragon dick get me part of my card back?

>>727275420
that seems okay
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>>727275227
i'll give you something to spill

>>727275267
you cant fool me that easy, bananas don't need to drink liquids

>>727275319
jeff says "hi :3"

>>727275550
>
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>>727274450
Derp

>>727274506
Lucky

>>727274589
1000mg of Tylenol
I weigh 130lb at 5"5 height
And that ammount isn't doing much

I have a huge tolerance to pain pillers and opiates
Marijuana so far helps better and doesn't make me sick. But its illegal

>>727274695
Organize an orgy and only those who show prof of testing may attened
Violation will lead to lawsuit

Its what Swinger Parties usually do

>>727275319
HEY HEY! Haven't seen that name in a while
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>>727275603
He's alright. Might be moving into my place soon.

>>727275684
Butt stuff
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>>727275358
Evening Mate. How are you?
>>727275420
I'm a shiny too!!
>>727275550
Evening Snarf.
>>727275651
We said Hi too :)
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>>727275603
Very okay
>>727275651
All fruits need fluids to grow!
>>727275684
Heh-urp
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>>727275603
yes it will

>>727275651
I bet you won't
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>>727275708
As I say
LUCKY
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>>727275750
Hey Tiger.
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>>727275750
Fine. Working on deals.
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>>727275750
Wooo!! Where's my master balls?! Or do I need em??! Fuuuck!!!!!!!
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>>727275767
Butt
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>>727275684
that's too bad, hope you feel better. any plans on changing the weed legislation around you anytime soon?

>>727275708
oh that's pretty cool, hope the move works out for you guys

>>727275767
do you have two kitties right now?

>>727275799
hmmn, so I get to be kinda a fag then
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>>727275750
well just lettin you know, since you wanted me to tell him hi

>>727275767
what kind?

>>727275799
i will anyway, right down the drain
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>>727275805
Have you seen the latest Samurai Jack?
>>727275816
Made a few sales recently?
>>727275850
Don't think that sort of trick don't work on me :3
>>727275925
Balls ;)
>>727275932
Thanks Matty :)
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>>727275927
you get upgraded to bi status

>>727275932
you don't have the nerve
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>>727275932
Matty's bubblebutt needs a smacking.
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>>727275925
Ohyees
>>727275927
Yeh, they say hi by the way :3
>>727275932
Water?
>>727275995
Ohnoo, not double negatives x.x
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>>727275927
Well it might be necessary

>>727275995
I'm buying right now.

>>727275801
There are ducks outside raping each other
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>>727275995
Not yet.
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>>727276002
so I get to sleep with guys still, yay!

>>727276044
give them some pets for me

>>727276053
ah, his current living situation not working well for him?
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>>727276130
well yeah, but you have to sleep with 2 women for every one guy
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>>727276130
Will do
They want me to give you some pets for them too
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>>727276130
Right now it's unknown
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>>727275927
The hospitals and doc approve
But its a republican state and the LDS Church uses its money to do corrupt.
They are passing a law that prohibit you from having one beer and then drive. Even after its been over an hour.
Our votes got ignored and they closed the votes so Trump was choosen without giving Bernie a chance to talk.
Everything you think a corrupt country is here. Work force laws get broken.
Hell. If you're in the church and rape a child, you don't get time. Its why child rape is the hiest here.

>>727275995
Dicks

>>727276044
Bend over boi

>>727276053
And? Mother nature doesn't have rape laws
Only man
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>>727276044
What arn't you not telling me?
>>727276053
oh man hope you can sell them quick after.
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>>727276298
Fiiiiiine
>>727276314
Oh staaaaaaahp you
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>>727275995
gotchu fam

>>727276002
since the sink in our house flooded the kitchen today and had to replace them, there's enough space to drain you down.

>>727276034
probably.

>>727276044
well, you're the expert.
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>>727276314
I think I will be able to. I missed a very nice N64 bundle but another has cropped up.

>>727276298
The babies are cute as fuck. They run around outside
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>>727276391
Of course I am! I'm the banana in this relationship :p
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>>727276391
I'm still not convinced you'd have the nerve to do it
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>>727276189
can the women have feminine penises?

>>727276246
ok, just a few though

>>727276289
well I hope it turns out okay

>>727276298
ah, that's shitty
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>>727276371
Can't agree that :p
>>727276422
I've seen some prices for golden eye here AUD$50
not sure condition.
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>>727276564
Fiiiine
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>>727276613
Now I'm even more confused
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>>727276613
PAL collecting is fucking horrible.

>>727276564
I do too
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>>727276564
no, women with vaginas only
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>>727276371
Hummmm baby
Imma rape dat booty

>>727276391
Well if it isn't the cutie with a cute booty whos 17

>>727276422
Pics of ducklings

>>727276564
This state neefs a purge
Hell, this country

By the natives
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>>727276298
>>727276780
I'm watching mst3k, I have a swf from /f/ that has guys talking over it, about norman krasner who tries to use the bathroom, is it from mst3k?

>>727276432
thats why youre the bananaman i guess

>>727276466
this is gon' be you if you aint careful
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>>727276780
Be gentle
>>727276813
Exactly!
Sup?
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>>727276813
if the mods were even remotely present anymore I'd say inb4 banned but that won't happen. besides, there's much less boring things you can do with someone else
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>>727276665
not confused by 1.
>>727276717
Market is smaller though.
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>>727276943
I'll slap your ass into another dimension
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>>727276615
ok fine, you can do all the pets

>>727276727
what if they used a dick to fuck me?

>>727276780
how's it going living with snarf
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>>727277000
You changed your mind quickly :p
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>>727277000
nope, you penetrate their vagina with your penis
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>>727276881
i'm watching netflix, kinda cold but i like being cold.

>>727276895
you really havent experienced life until you've been banned on 4chan.
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>>727276813
Idk
Snarf is a pro more than me

>>727276881
NOPE

>>727277000
Mehh
He isn't used to feeding two
But ok
I do his house chores and take care of the pets
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>>727277084
Ugh it's hard to netflix and chill while it's being cold x_x
>>727277088
Gulp!
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>>727277084
I've only been banned once, I wish I could remember the reason
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>>727277017
well pets are fantastic, and I shouldn't turn them down

>>727277044
if it's just a single penetration? a quick in and out

>>727277088
what've you been up to the last couple weeks?
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>>727277142
BITE THE PILLOW
I'M GOING IN DRY!!
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>>727277208
penetration until you and her orgasm
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>>727277088
i'll have to ask snarf when he isnt telling me that im cute and 17

cause im not either.

>>727277142
its not a bother if youre used to it

>>727277163
i was banned many times, my favorite is posting naruto pictures to /a/ and saying that true anime is from america and everyones' waifu is shit if it isnt hinata
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>>727277208
House chores
Trying to get paper work going
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>>727277304
the hero 4chink needs but not the one it deserves etc
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>>727276780
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>>727277304
Pics or a lie
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>>727277208
That's right you shouldn't
PETPETPETPETPETPETPET
>>727277221
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope!
>>727277304
Bitch I've been used to it for over 20 years but that doesn't make it less miserable :p
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>>727277271
can it be the same women for my two between guys?

>>727277325
ooo, what kinda paperwork? unless I'm prying

>>727277426
lovely~
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>>727277444
WTF!!
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>>727277381
Dawww

>>727277426
To late boi
>>
>>727277459
no woman more than twice, and not consecutively
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>>727277444
rest in piece trips image
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>>727277459
Now the kittens are petting you too
>>727277491
Shhhhhhiiiiieeeeeeett
>>
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>>727277502
this is gonna turn me into such a slut
it might just be easier to get a giant horsecock to ride

>>727277541
ahhh, so perfect
>>
>>727277459
Lawsuit paperwork

>>727277476
Idk

>>727277541
*grabs double ended dildo

Lol
But be ready for my hips
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>>727277405
>

>>727277426
i know.. but im probably a masochist
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>>727277601
that's the point. think of the benefits, you're less likely to get an std
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>>727277617
ah, hope that's coming along well

>>727277676
and a massive dildo to play with anyways
I'm gonna have to get that full faggot card back then
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>>727277601
Purrrrrfect
>>727277617
Fackfackfackfackfackfackfackfack!
>>727277648
There there, drink your canned drink and relax
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>>727277784
precisely, you know you want it back
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>>727277601
Will it be easier?? can you prove it?
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>>727277803
cats have such cute tiny paws

>>727277867
yeah, I want my right to be a faggot back
and to get dudes to make me their fag

>>727277881
I'll ust have to hope that 15 inches of horse dildo are easier that sleeping with a woman
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>>727278027
go get yoself a daddy
>>
>>727278027
I KNOW
OMG WANT
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>>727277803
rbbgnhjm
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>>727278027
How about i feed you think cock?
>>
>>727278172
slchschlskscjksl
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the dildo's on the desk, I'm heading off to bed, night fags


>>727278069
bufftiger can be my tiger daddy

>>727278077
but you have access to tiny kitty paws right now, go and rub them

>>727278206
I would love that
>>
>>727278419
well I dunno about that, a daddy has to be able to actually put his dick in you for it to work
gnight homo
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>>727278419
Night homo son.
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>>727278419
How do I get them to pet my face though??
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this thread died suddenly
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>>727277648
I love you
Best come back eveah

>>727277784
Nope
Suicide might be the final solution

>>727277803
it'll be fun
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>>727278244
ghnf

>>727278755
awe :)))
its fun to be silly
>>
I'm going to head off, you fags have fun
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>>727279021
bye guy
>>
>>727278755
W-will it hurt?
>>727278981
nibsnzisdnvidszvbuidzn
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>>727279157
>
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What's he doing?
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>>727279231
>>
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>>727279283
we're talking thru steam, i cant post reactions on steam

unless you mean someone else?

>>727279316
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>>727279405
i mean someone else.
why all of a sudden too?
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>>727279405
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>>727279451
to talk, about a thing, i dont really wanna talk about it on 4channel

>>727279483
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that's a shame that he's gone, I hadn't seen riley in awhile.
>>
>>727279582
Fine then.
>>
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>>727279582
>>
>>
>>727279651
s..sorry.. ?

>>727279729
>https://i.imgur.com/kSwEnUB.gifv
>>
>>
>>727279763
DELICIOUS
>>
>>727279817
>>
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>>727279825
delicious hands

caaaarl
>>
>>727279918
I don't get this meme
>>
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Some of you are alright.
>>
>>727279942
it's an older meme

>>727279957
ah shit where do I need to not go
>>
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>>727279942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y
>>
>>727279981
>>727279988
Ahright, those guys
>>
>>727279981
Did you actually plan going anywhere?
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>>727280109
I mean I have class today
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>>727280034
:>
>>
>>727280244
I'm gone to the store to get some unhealthy stuff, see you later
>>
>>727280304
aww yeah, snacks! glhf
>>
>>727278981
Agreed

>>727279157
If you've been like Snarf and not prepping and not practicing
Yeah

>watching movie
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>>727280441
do you ever do shenanigans around snarf, like putting a post-it note over the mouse sensor or gradually taking a sip of his drink and saying he's drinking it all if he complains there's less left than before
>>
>>727280128
In that case I wouldn't worry too much. I understand the importance of education.
>>
>>727280784
Kinda
More in the girly playful ways
But not pranks, yet
He drinks diet, I don't
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>>727281081
like how?
youll get there in time
i could see how that would be a give away
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>>727281272
I get nude and play games
He molests me
I tickle him, he tickles me
I'm stronger so I force him into submission and I'm the twink!
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>>727281880
ooh fun. i bet he feels silly when he tries to better you
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>>727282254
Ehh
He's a bottem I'm a middle
>>
>>727283119
oh i thought it was the other way, cause snarf keeps saying nobody likes his butt
>>
How is this thread still going?
>>
>>727283385
We're gonna make snuff films of you sitting in pies and crying
Sole gave me the idea
>>
>>727283560
oh kill me first!
>>
I wonder why aren't these threads 24/7 anyways.
>>
>>727284303
Unhealthy stuff is delicious
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>>727286715
whenever i come back to my room, my dog will trail very close behind me and then try to sneak his way in by going ahead of me. i dont know why, he just sits on the blankets i have on the otherside of my desk.
>>
>>727286889
Pets are funny little creatures
>>
>>727287016
then he gets bored after 15 minutes and decides to leave.

i thought cats were indecisive
>>
>>727287114
My cats are a lot worse than that :P
>>
>>727272654
nothx
https://discord.gg/9hKSqmg
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>>727287209
how so?
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>>727287933
They wanna eat, then when they get food they decide not to eat and want to go out instead, scratch at the door 5 secs later and want to eat again, you feed them again cause they don't want the food you just gave them, then they get out again before deciding to eat once again, they eat just a little bit and leave the rest, then they go to sleep for 16 or so hours

Anyway I'm gonna go chill by myself with all this delicious unhealthy stuff and some YouTube videos, so see you later :p
>>
>>727288289
alright, glhf
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