what would you do if you were able to freeze time?

>>727251679
Read, get my work done, draw.

Go swimming. If everything's frozen, then I'll just push past the water without inhaling it.

>>727251679
masturbate more

I'd stop time and then kill myself so it stays frozen forever and basically cause the apocalypse

>>727251679
I would freeze time "only if everything else freezes"

I would go around town, pulling down every woman's pants in a reasonable area, cum in all of them. Then put their pants back on them.

Then wait 9 months for the hospitals to have an influx of my children and watch the hospital workers freak out trying to find everyone a room

>>727253384
Then I would repeat this process and spread my genes in mass quantities

>>727253355
Fucking classic

>>727251679
I'd stop time forever so I never have to deal with my responsibilities.

>>727253355
Absolute madman

>>727251679
I'd set people up for unfortunate accidents. Or put random people in sexual positions together.
Yeah, that would be good times.

>>727251679
There's so many fun ideas for stopping time

Like making giant balanced structures appear out of nowhere

Or mass murders that happen instantly

Mass rapings

Moving people halfway across the world and making absolute chaos


Murdering all world leaders and watch the world call into anarchy

>>727251679
female locker room world tour

>>727251679
start to live for real

>>727254545
Nice dubs

>>727251679
Besides screaming ZA WARUDO at the top of my lungs?
I would totally creep on some girls the first time but after that I'd probably just walk around and enjoy the quietness

>>727251679
Get a lot of trips and quads

Op's mom

>>727255166
Nice

>>727255166
Nice, I'm surprised this assent the first thing that came to mind

Honestly? I would take a few weeks off to relax.

Then I would travel the world as a survivalist (after stealing enough for top notch gear)

I would meet out my own brand of justice, killing every cancer cell of society. Everyone who was a shit head or ass hole of world destroying sociopath would fall of heart attack.
Or just relax in the sun. Whatever was more fun to me in each moment.

>>727251679

I'd live my life normally for a while, but every time some random person in public pisses me the fuck off, I'd steal all the cash from their wallet and steal their credit cards and find someone to sell the cards to. People piss me off a lot so I would probably be set.

>>727253384
>>727253623
kek

rob people i dislike
and maybe rape a few people

>>727251679
>able to freeze time
Little purge first.

Things that I'd have no problem making gone ASAP, before I let the clock start ticking again and start having fun:
1. Mosques and all the stupid fuckers in them.
2. Any and all Muslim men I see anywhere in the world under age 80, but allow the kids to live - fucking GONE... just burnt all to hell and gone.
3. Niggers (not black Africans, African Americans, just niggers) fucking GONE.
3. Every nigger in the ANC.
4. Every nigger in the Congressional Black Caucus, and everyone they cohorted with.
5. Every communist or socialist organization member in the world - fucking dead, cremated and buried gonzoed - with prejudice.
6. Kim Jong Un and his supporters - fucking GONE, just missing all to hell. I take down the border while I'm there and busy.
7. Raul Castro - and any of his friends or followers... fucking dead and burned.
8. The entire Chinese Government communist leadership -fucking dead, cremated, gone... totally missing.
9. Antifa and every single member of "black Lives Matter" and anyone they talk regularly with.

It might take me the equivalent of decades to accomplish this task, but it'd be worth it.
The whole world would benefit.

Then, after the purge I could have some weird kinky fun and shit, by making time stop just to have fun.

>>727251679
I have a list of degenerate scum bags that deserve to die.

>>727256389
Hey friend hey pal do you want to bmaybe clam down their pal buddy

>>727256194
They would be called the mass breeding

Dumb Christians would think their babies where Jesus

I'd ruin all sorts of relationships

I would not breed with niggers tho, that's just wrong

If I suspect that they have an std I would jack off into a turkey baster and shoot my sperm into their breeding hole


Soon I will have enough children to rival Genghis Khan

>>727257035
>If I suspect that they have an std I would jack off into a turkey baster and shoot my sperm into their breeding hole

This is good thinking. I like this idea.

>>727257035
>I would not breed with niggers though, that's just wrong
No, you're breeding them out

>>727257383
That and I have all the time I want, I could just carry std tests on me and test everyone

But use the same turkey baster a couple times before I wash it for the lulz

>>727257570
True, I could make the white man be back on top

Should I sterilize all niggers while I'm at it, or would that take to long

You're literally as retarded as those liberals if you think people who disagree with you are on the same level as an actual fascist government in terms of your punishments time and energy.

>>727257570
Should I breed out the spics and sand niggers to?

I have a thing for Asians so is still breed with them

>>727251679
would steal the 100kg gold coin. Also research a method to travel in time

>Fuck around.
And by fuck around, I mean "fuck" around.

>>727258180
Fuck, meant to quote >>727256389

>>727252063
I don't think that's how it would work? you'd still suck it in from the pressure

a paper bag could be "frozen", but if you put your mouth to it and inhaled it would cave in.

>>727251679
impregnate every woman within sight

not for the enjoyment, just for the lulz of hundreds or thousands of women suffering from immaculate conception and the shit that would ensue

>>727251679
prolly do some oraororaora WRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY

I would just get work done for once and use the free time to be happy. Every time something's bothering me I'd step out of time, compose myself, and step back in. I might toy with it now and then, mess with people here and there, nothing big. Ooh I would also have a day where I freeze time while at a mall and just do whatever the hell I want. Try anything on, toy with people, get some free food.

>>727258271
I don't care what you do would do, but I'll read it and see if it's interesting. I was just saying what I would do If I could freeze time. We all have our own idea idea about what might be interesting or cool to do while we have time stopped.

First a little purging going on, nothing of value lost, then have some true fun, because after that purge, I'll be needing to take some time to relax and have fun. The world will be a better place!

I would, among the obvious choice to steal everything and fuck everything, jump up in the air and then unfreeze time, and rocket up into space because relative to the rest of the world, I was jumping att infinite speed

>>727251679
Break everyone's ears by just moving.

Everything's frozen, including the air.

>oh and maybe fuck some bitches while I'm at it

how exactly would this work? you wouldn't be able to breath and let alone move? would it be some sort of quantum mechanical suit?

>>727258999
I'm not saying the world won't be a better place, because obviously you got rid of North Korea and China. I wonder, though, what kind of power vacuum that would create

>>727259187
>would it be some sort of quantum mechanical suit

you can do that if you want to. Time is at your command, and you can do anything you want, so if it's some kind of weird suit, then OK.

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>>727253623
Get ready for an enormous influx of retarded kids when half-siblings unintentionally fuck for generations.

I would just fuck with people

>>727259105
Also, I would throw things then un-stop time so I could cause nuclear fusion reactions. This would be my choice method of killing everyone I wanted

>Stop time during kid's baseball game mid-pitch
>Go up to ball
>Push ball forward slightly
>Go back to seat
>Unfreeze time
>Watch as baseball becomes bullet

Finally kill the joestar bloodline, and fuck this hot gay black priest and ride some horses

I love how the majority would rape if they knew they could get away with it. Its nature I guess

Pause time, at lunch time around an all girls school.

Blow mega loads all over sweaty Asian schoolgirls soles.

>>727256389
try to squeeze some basic education in there too

>>727251679
I wouldn't.

Chop off every penis over 5" long to less than 1 inch, cauterize the wounds I left. Start time up again, just to see what happens.

My penis is biggest at 7" at least for a few years.

>>727251679
Probably sleep when time is frozen. Have more time in the day to do things