Lets get a secrets thread going anons!

I am waiting for a phone call right now from a person who will be telling me my ex's present husband will be wanted for murder shortly. I gave this person the spare key to his car so that it could be used in a hit and run to take out a pesky cunt who is trying to use an unborn child as a meal ticket. The ex's husband has three dui's on his record and it won't be a stretch for the cops to assume the worst since the asshole is always lit. Compound that with the fact that he has short term memory loss and no witnesses to say he wasn't out driving tonight he might even believe he did it himself.

>>727243655
What's the code to?

Vola

>>727243655
well..it's not motherless....

I get off sharing pics and videos of my buddy's hot ex. Dumb bitch would be so humiliated and ashamed that people know what every inch of her body looks like including what she looks with a cock in her mouth and cunt.

Vola secrets

my mom's friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

i'd let a girl shit on me if she were hot enough. not something I want to try, but I often think about how if I were with someone hot enough and they suggested it I probably wouldn't say no

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I let my porn addiction consume my life...I spend all my money on it now (think of it like a gambling addict)

I'm cheating on my long term partner with multiple girls.
even with all that female attention I'm pretty sure I'm going to live and die alone.

>>727245151
Thou said that yesterday & i asked if you were a girl or boy...

>>727246701
*You

I'm 2 weeks behind in 2 of my online classes and I'm here instead of doing homework.

I love female's panties. No, not clean ones

>>727245151
wich fonger was tried?

>>727246701
I don't believe in enforcing gender roles

>>727246883
the moddle fonger

>>727244670
post one then

>>727246948
tat is better than ponky i guess.

>>727246701
Thou art making the sounds of an ass

I'm working my gf toward having sex on cam. What's the best site for anonymous camming?

My mom is sexting with a muslim curry sub human.

>>727246905
Kill your self nigger

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I want to kidnap one of my best friends and force them to fall madly in love with me just so I can ruthlessly pound her voluptuous fucking figure, every single day. I'd make her scream and beg for me to erupt gallons of my cum to the point of her gargling and swelling. I'd ravage her body so much she'd be addicted to my sex and eventually just fuck me 24/7/365 until we both die of heart attacks.

HER. FUCKING. FACE. AND. FIGURE. MAKE. ME. WANT. TO. TRANSFORM.

Pic related it's her

>>727246770
same

>>727247700
Holy..fuck.

>>727247003
Is it cool to email you?

Hired a hooker when I was 15. AMA

Bunp

I've sniffed and sucked the panties of every girl I know.

>>727244294
deep

>>727247700
post more

>>727249498
My man !

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I steal female friends and female relatives panties and use them as fap material. Love to sniff and lick them. Pic related is me whenever I get a new pair.

I'm conditioning my potential gf to be involved in my foot fetish. Shit is SO cash

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>>727249939
I'd give a name but no nudes would come from her.

I can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

>>727250200
I guess you could say evil is....a foot.

>>727243415
I fucked a black girl once, about to do it again
im a white amerifag and i really like to stay in my race

>>727247700
Sweet Christ. You are literally Christian Bale's character from American Psycho. I am uncomfortable just reading that. However, I also laughed my ass off, so you can't be all that bad.

>>727250009
>My man !
no

>>727250261
Heh. Fuggin nice

>>727250375
Thanks anon!
>Tfw it's only half bait :)
I wouldn't kidnap her but I want to fuck her badly though. So yeah.

>>727247817

yea! anyotheranon@ gmail

>>727244670
Got a Kik?

I did it.

i have no secrets im literally perfect and superior to all of you despite being sheltered af

>>727246443
right in the feelies

>>727250795
K

>>727247700
...Mike?

>>727250795
niggerfaggot

>>727250208
thats okay i just wanna see her body

>>727246701
This faggot again

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>>727251034

>>727250876
Spot on

>>727243415

I really want to fuck my ex coworker. I left last wednesday and managed to get her snapchat (no number probably because her orbiter was right there) we seemed to hit off pretty well when I worked there. I havent said a word since I got her snapchat. She also is dudeweedlmao too... great b tards how should I go about this?

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>>727247700
>>727249939
>>727250208
>>727250375
>>727250673
>>727251034
I completely forgot I have bikini shots of her

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>>727251246

>>727243415
Got my best friends wife addicted to heroin so that she would blow me on the side knowing she could never find a hookup in her circles

>>727246701
You're an idiot
How long have you been using the internet

>>727251246
tbh, i'd fuck her quite hard aswell, amazing body aswell as a great face

>>727250740
Post it anon.

>>727250213
Its fucking delicious you heathen

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>>727251378
You can try.

>>727250213
>exhales noseair
Underrated

>>727247817
Yo let me get it too

**test** I still want my ex back

>>727251777
You got trips so I'll ask, you still in love with her anon?

>>727251305
>>727251246
Is she into you at all anon?

I helped my ex gf get fucked by a friend's dog

>>727247817
meh not that interested

I have a soon to be 13 yo daughter and I do everything I can to be a great dad, I have never touched her or done anything inappropriate at all (I have no pedo thoughts) however I have decided that if I come to find out she's a slut when she's older and she's the town bicycle then I'm going to drug and have sex with her one night while she's passed out, I'm going to have my turn with her since she's happy to give it away so easy. I feel I deserve it if she becomes one.

>>727250795
It's "I'm" with a capital I and an apostrophe.

>>727252160
Nice how did it go?

>>727251571
I mean, I get that it tastes good I fuckin love cereal just as much as the next anon, but I don't see why its so goddamned special

it's just cinnamon flavored crunchy squares

I regularly eat my best female friend's pussy out. We don't fuck, I just love to go down on women. She is happily married and we don't have a romantic relationship, I just love to go down on women and she loves oral sex. I am so turned on by the idea of burying my head in a girl's pussy.

I also have a couple of coworkers that I would love to go down (I don't expect anything in return) but I wouldn't even know how to start that conversation without getting sacked.

>>727252265
Really well, she loved it

>>727243415
I am actually a cat.

>>727252354
Was it your idea or hers to try it?

>>727252444
Chekd I guess

>>727252304
So you know that it tastes good and I'm assuming that you know that kids like tasty things. So why don't you make the connection?


Also, the texture.

>>727243415
i go on omegle and flash to people that are not guys or older girls

>>727252160
Story plex

I've been an alcoholic so long, my prostate is fucked up so that when i ejaculate there is no pleasure. Only a release of the tension.

>>727252200
GgGgGg

>>727252444
Fuck mate, you can't just go off saying this crap on the internet. You're going to get in trouble.

I broke into cars and smoked pot as a teenager.
>Went to class high as hell reeking like the reefer, still had half a doobie in my pocket.
>Teacher notices and calls the school principle and he calls the cops on me, I got suspended and a possesion charge.
>Was really pissed at her, I wished she would die, so I looked her address up in the yellow pages
>Found her house and her car was parked on the street
>Stole some cash for pot and some loose change from her unlocked car
>Still feel angry, so I set the car seat on fire with my lighter.
>Wanted to only burn the seat so it's badly damaged, but her porch lights went on, I run and cut through her neighbors yard, leaving the flame still slightly burning.
>Hear sirens on my walk home
>My friend told me that she didn't go to school that day and I thought it was hilarious.

I eventually felt bad about it when I found out that she was only getting half of the insurance money. This was over 30 years ago and I still fell guilty. She was spot on that I'd be a burnt out no body if I kept smoking the green

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>>727252094
She used to be but she has a bf now. :/ And she's dedicated. Kinda confessed my feelings and we used to "*kiss*" like YEARS ago. But that was then
This is now
This is what I want to do
Kiss her lips
Between her hips.

>>727252444
Timestamp

I from Russia an live in Chicago.

>>727252575
Mine, but she had already done some small things with her pony when she was a very young teen

>>727252752
Really? I don't drink but the pleasure has got less and less as I've got older, maybe a should go and get it checked because I'm the same.

>>727252978
where in Chicago?

>>727252200
what if she becomes a slut but also turns out ugly and fat

I do crack and heroine behind my girlfriends back at least once a week

>>727252713
>tastes good
Well yeah but so do like at least 100 other things. Doesn't make them any less/more special.

>kids like tasty things
kids are also dumb as fuck and believe anything you tell em if it's convincing enough. I get the connection, but getting a child to worship a breakfast cereal isn't high in skill, especially if they're your own kids.

>the texture
Okay ya got me on that one, it's pretty fuckin dope

>>727251361
Story?

>>727253106
You have to go to a Urologist to get a thorough check. A GP can do the blood test but that isn't good for every problem. You have to get the ole' fanger in tha bootay.

>>727247872
Cost?

I migth start cam strip soon for the money.

I contantly fall for straight guys
What do, /b/?

>>727253548
Get your grammar checked.

I'm 24 and I'm a virgin
haven't held hands or kissed anyone
had numerous chances but didn't do shit due to fear/autism
but friends at college think I've had gfs
and now I'm madly obsessed with this girl that tried with me 10 years ago, severe onetis at its worst, but now she is a lesbian or bi and is in a relationship with another girl
i saw her one day and now I know where she works and her entrance time
but social anxiety won't let me do shit
I'm yearning for death

>>727253326
Doesn't sound like a very good spot to hide...

>>727253609
I also want you to die

>>727253248
Same rules. But after 18-19 the deal ends she can be the biggest whore in the world after that, that's all on her not me.

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Was walking through town one night about a year ago. Heard muffled screams coming from the autoshop, shined a light in the window, saw guy on top of girl, ran off and never told anyone.

When I was 11 I got curious with my sister. We ended up touching each other and I went to foster care for it. Only one friend knows the truth. Not a day goes by where I want to kill myself for it ruined her youth and ruined mine.

>>727253609
It will never end if you don't try. I've been alone for about 15 years since I got a divorce.

>>727253388
Yeah I got no problem with that. thanks

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>>727245151
FONGER

>>727253960
The truly sad part is that if no one had found out then more than likely you two would have let it drop and it wouldn't have become a big deal. Sounds like your parents overreacted and threw you away.

>>727254003
no problem. Its something that should be done anyway.

>>727253960
Really? That's fucked up! That's just normal curiosity at that age, unless you were sticking screwdrivers up her pussy you did nothing wrong.

I want to fuck my friend but she's dating someone
>hao2kidnap

>>727254196
My whole teenage life wasted. I did what I did and I have accepted I did what I did. I live with the regret and feel I can never be happy in life because of what I had done.

>>727253960
How old was sis?

>>727254363
It's on the list next time I see the Doc. Haven't really had a decent orgasm in 3 years.

>>727253925
Similar story. About a decade ago I walked past a couple in a shop doorway and the guy had the crying girl pinned against the wall with his hand around his neck.

At the time I told myself it was ok to just walk on by 'because it was nothing to do with me'. I look back and hate myself for being such a coward and still worry to this day in case she's stuck in an abusive relationship.

>>727254666
twenty five

>>727254493
It was fondling and some oral play but it never went further than that. I'm 27 now that one incident fucked my whole teenage life up

I post Andy Sixx log of shit threads.

>>727254666
9

>>727254622
Sooner or later you need to get some help to try to deal with the guilt and accept that you have paid the price and move on. A childhood mistake is not something a person should suffer from their whole life. There is a reason minors are treated differently in the eyes of the law. Everyone knows that kids are stupid.

>>727254681
Don't put it off too long. It could be a prostate infection and those take FOREVER to get rid of and can do permanent damage.

>>727253532
why not? it doesn't make you rich but you work your own hours and get a bit of extra income

>>727254976
Tell that to my family. I can't even visit then with feeling the stigma of being the black sheep. It's why I moved away to another state. Doing great but not happy if that makes sense

>>727254884
Man your parents must have been fucking up tight? What did they kick your sister out of home for kissing a boy at 14 also? Sounds like they probably would have.

>>727253532
Post a pic.
If you're going to do it anyways it should be no trouble.

>>727254493
What age does it become appropriate to stick a screwdriver in my sisters pussy? I'm asking for science.

>>727243415
I have killed around 50 or something people by now and i got paid for that.
I mean its not really a secret that i keep but i can go around telling people i did it and they wouldnt believe me.

>>727255092
I have other health problems that effect my energy and sex levels that I would say is the main cause but I'll get it checked anyway. I see the Doc once a month.

>>727255520
Doctor?

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Sometimes wish an older man fell in love with and kidnapped me, made me his sex slave when I was a tween and that we were married now with our own little house. A particular man who is married, and I am fucking. Basically hes a lot older than me and if I wanted to get to him before his wife did, I would have had to be 12 or 13.

>>727255266
I understand that you are doing "great" but your head is still messed up my friend. If you find the right therapist to talk to I believe you can find a way to let yourself heal and be happy. It is attainable.

I snitched on my brother. Told him he was smoking weed in the house. Got him kicked out. Would do it again. He's a piece of shit to live with.

My boyfriend doesn't know that I have paid reduced rent more than once by having sex with our landlord.

I convinced my gf to finger her younger sister

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>>727255372
Both parties over the age of consent and consent given.

>>727255712
so you cheat on him.

>>727255291
My mom was the uptight one. I understand why, she suffered through massive physical abuse with my father, and when my stepfather started beating us kids and got the county involved, My mom lost it. My sister told my mom, mom gold county, then next thing I know I am spending 7 years in and out of foster care.

>>727250200
how so

i am 37 dating my gf for six years, but am considering to get tied up and fucked by a 65 year old guy next Saturday. also got fucked by a shemale and sucked cock for five times, and went to massage places w happy endings for abt ten times. also considering going to a hooker soon..

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>>727253605

kekd

>>727255792
I need to charge my cordless screwdriver and call my sister. I wonder what attachment would be best...

>>727255803
It was only for the money though. There was no intimacy involved, so technically not cheating.

>>727255588
Nope, but i once stole a male nurse id so i could kill someone just when he got out of surgery.

>>727255995
she cool w/ that or are u cheating

My girlfriend and i are considering looking for another guy to fuck her

>>727256063
If that's the terms you and your bf agreed on then no it wasn't cheating. If you are keeping it from him knowing he would not be okay with it, you're shitty.

>>727255712
How did u first hookup with your LL?

>>727255768
kinky. need a little more detail on that

>>727256063
Nope still cheating

>>727256063
That's not what he would say.

i met this girl who's a huge slut

total wife material

>>727255610
Thanks. I am still trying to get my GED, and a therapist is something I have needed for a long time

>>727256213
lucky my bf gets jealous if I so much as LOOK at another guy. But he used to be a serial cheater so, has a lot to do with past insecurities and shit. Sucks though because I KNOW he would be ok with another woman in the bedroom but I will never do it since he won't let another guy.

"I wouldn't be able to get a boner"

Grow up it's just a dick. Christ and he's 33 years old.

>>727243415
I'm bisexual, into BDSM, and struggle with OCD

>>727255712
Are you broke or just wanted extra money?

>>727256213
Be sure to have some sloppy seconds, cum is the best lube and you can bang her real good

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Had fun with her while she was sloppy drunk. She doesn't remember it.

>>727256357
Believe in yourself and you will accomplish what you want.

>>727243415
When i was 7 i drank my own urine
My whole existence has been video games and television as i wasted my childhood on them
I have sexual fantasies about my mother, her friends, my boss, BDSM and more.
I am a crazy bastard who is unpredictable who has been violent on occasion.
I watched porn for years before i learned how to mastrubate.
And finally i want to die young but i don't wanna kill myself just so i can get my name down in the history books. Life sucks but i have a mission to finish before i die.

>>727256693
Go an hero fam thats the glorious exit

>>727256484
You do realize that both of those are strong signs that he is cheating, right?

>>727256484
Similarly for me, she wouldn't let me fuck another girl, which i totally understand. But i love the thought of seeing her get fucked by someone else, the only restriction is that she has to find the guy attractive. It's not just a "he's got a huge dick" type of thing

>>727256039
I wouldn't know I'm a scientist not a handyman.

>>727256836
>Go an hero fam thats the glorious exit
I ain't gonna kill people but i will be seen on my way down (meaning you bastards out there if you pay attention to my field) will see my decline and eventual death.

You will see the downward spiral if i ever get famous as i might get killed (not kill killed)

>>727256484
100% getting cucked

>>727256855
yes because (plot twist) I'm the woman he's cheating with. We fell in love. I know sounds pretty yikes and unhealthy and shit, well it is and I wanna kill myself every day because I know he will never truly be my bf andI will always be treated like a lover no matter how much he loves me. He loves his wife too and doesn't wanna hurt her. AAaaand that's about t extent of my secrets, how should I an hero?

>>727257097
Why not go to another state and gun and run some gangs or stuff like that

>>727256693

Travel and see if you can help those that need it you selfish cunt or use your video games skills to fly drones and kill those that need it. Stop wasting my air and food.

>>727257274
After posting your tits with a time stamp you should slash your wrists, then make thousands of cuts on your body until you bleed out to punish yourself for being such a worthless evil person.

>>727257057
You don't want someone who has a huge dick or is a better fuck than you are, dude. That is how you lose your girl. She realizes that there is better out there than you.

>>727245396
Get help

>>727257387
not a "real" woman.... so no tits

>>727257274
Thanks for the laugh. My life doesn't seem near as sad now. Good luck, you piece of trash.

I am about to fuck my mother

>>727257613
Then post your chest!

Post something you disgusting slut.

>>727257643
Obvious b8 but go on...

>>727257613
This

>>727253326
Rafael?

>>727257675
you wouldn't rather see my lady cock?

>>727257274
Enough internet for me tonight.

I'm flying to Nola this weekend and want a smooth skinned guy to fuck my asshole until I beg to cum

>>727257274
what letter does his name start with? need to make sure its not me

>>727257841
E

>>727257782
I would like to see either or preferably both, with a timestamp.

Some blood would be a neat bonus.

I'm sleeping with my wife's niece

>>727257293
>Why not go to another state and gun and run some gangs or stuff like that
Too much work, too much responsibility and too much risk. I want to finish my life mission before i die (it should be complete by 40).

If i finish my mission in life and i'm in good health i will just live as long as my body lets me but my life as of now is just living to complete it.
>>727257384
>Travel and see if you can help those that need it you selfish cunt
I am apathetic towards others unless it is for my own personal gain (aka work) or open hatred.

The extent i will help the poor is buying them drugs and getting high on abandoned property with them (houses, businesses etc).

I don't want to go to Africa since not only is it is a complete shithole but the fact that most missionaries are fucking Christians.
>Stop wasting my air and food
I have a fucking job and air is free buddy.

>>727257896
good, not me
carry on with your day sidepiece anon

>>727257470
Nah, my girl isn't like that. She hates sex before me because I'd bad experiences.
She's pregnant at the moment with our child so she won't leave me, even if the sex is better. She even keeps saying that she doesn't think it can be any better

>>727257470
Beta fag afraid of giving his girl a good time, share her with a big dicked good fuck and send her to heaven if you gonna do it do it right

>>727258040
Moar details pls. Need 2 fap.

>>727256063
Lmao... Did Tumblr validate ur feelings about cheating or something?

>>727255995
I kill to have a girlfriend and here you are with a woman but you'd rather get your fudge packed by the elderly and fuck mentally ill men on female hormones smh people nowadays.

>>727258168
ok well shes 22 and my wife is 35... when she was gone visiting a friend out of town one weekend, her niece showed up drunk

"anonnnn where's aunt ___?"

"shes not home for a couple nights everything okay?"

apparently her bf broke up w her and she was sad and drunk. took care of her the first night, next morning, she sneaks into the bathroom while I'm showering and stars rubbing her pussy. I tried to say no but she practically forced me... gave great head too.

Now we get together a few times every month.

>>727258442
fake

>>727257222
Trips of truth

>>727257057
I am so deep down the rabbit hole if we were to have a threesome it better be a clone of his doing me. I'd hate to see him enjoy sex with another girl... I'd be devastated. So we agreed to not bring it back, considering he wouldn't ever let me bring another person into the bedroom- and I am not interested. Although with all of this going, I am fairly certain he is cheating on me. Maybe not physically(sex,kissing,etc) but there's this dumb cunt who if it wasn't for me, would've led a cozy life where they would still be "best friends" and in love but won't tell each other, like a stupid romance anime. I hate her and I am most convinced there's something shitty going on. Help.

>>727252160
Wow that's one Kinky bitch

>>727253326
are you me?

I love being able to smell a girls ass when doing doggystyle. Makes me want to fuck them harder and slip it in their ass so my dick can smell like it too.

>>727252200
You're a POS

>>727258841
ask him

>>727258442
Assuming not b8... diamonds. Do you fuck her in your wife's bed? Do you cum in her?

>>727252718
Pedo Assclown drink draino

When I was 19, I locked my 8 and 10 year old sisters in a room and made them look at my hard penis, they laughed and thought it looked funny, then I got one of them to touch it. My mom found out and told my dad, they kicked me out and almost called the cops. It's been 7 years since I spoke to anyone my family and it's all because of a stupid mistake I made as a young teenager. I'm in another state now, new friends and a girlfriend. I just tell people that my parents are dead, because that's what they are to me.

I wanna murder people and eat their bodies. Only reason i dont do it. Is because i fear prison. So i am a coward.

>>727252350
How's that start with friend?

>>727258884
Yeah she was.
Redhead. Would do absolutely anything. She even sucked off a pony at the stables where she helped out.

>>727259010
I did. Any other legal and fair suggestions?

>>727259083
wow you guys dont think I'm a pos? Thought everyone would be telling me to an hero by now.

yes and yes but shes on the pill. However I'm getting worried bc she has an impregnation fetish...

>>727259136
2Edgy4Me

>>727246443
I feel u man

>>727258970
Only if my daughter turns out to be one first.

>>727259245
Trust him or tell him you are uncomfortable with their friendship.. or get your insecurities worked out. Focus more on yourself, anon. That's the best advice I can offer.

>>727259128
"Stupid mistake" is an understatement. You're seriously fucked up.

I've cried for 2 nights in a row thinking about if I will ever meet someone.

>>727259255
All humans are POS tbh. Thanks anon next time you cum in her think about me blowing a load to the thought of you fucking her hot young pussy

>>727259306
because raping your own daughter is justified by her sleeping around? What the hell?

Im a 28 yr old Virgin who never kissed a woman i works at McDonald's live in a 40 ft travel trailer can't drive never got my license things always popped up in the way.

I avoid talking to people in person and for the most part online because I don't want them to find out how much of a pathetic loser I am.

>>727250438
Are you female!? . Anyway, panties do it for me

>>727258299
yeah well, apparently i have urges hard to control anon... anyway hope you find someone soon

>>727259440
*Were seriously fucked up. I'm not like that anymore, I was a young teen. Not a day goes by that I don't regret what I did, but I'm a new changed person now. The past is the past, hell it's not like seeing a dick can scar you, it's a part of the human body

>>727259128
Sick sumbitch you are you make me sick

>>727252200
Yous a strange man mista

>>727259622
She would have to go completely off the rails for me to contemplation it, not just sex but in school and being a good person in general for me to do it.

>>727252444
Come here mister kitty

mew mew

>>727259927
He's a shrimp dick faggot pedo

>>727259414
I do my best everyday Anon and it didn't bother me until they got back into contact. I don't feel like I have any reason to evolve this into "stop talking to her" because I feel uncomfortable. She's the only person I do not trust around him. Because I know she likes him and she liked being the little innocent cum slut before. He keeps referring to her and that just makes me mad because I don't give a shit but I don't need to go full blown psycho on him either. Trying to get past it but every little bits of this shite happening boils me blood. I stumbled upon two things and I promised myself I would NEVER do it again but both time were fucking??? Confusing? She would send him porn she's watching and I asked him about it and he's just so casual??? And then the second thing would be a whole conversation based on how they """never had sex, but maybe someday because they never were single at the same time". How do I get past this and not get insecure? Is this how friends even talk in the first place? Try and convince me she's not trying to get her pussy wet with her high school crush. At this rate I can't tell when he's lying to me.

>>727252839
Fuck her. She could have talked to you about it.

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I'm dating a hebe mom with an incest fetish, it's the most fun relationship I've ever had. The sex is crazy.

We fantasize about teaching her 13yo daughter to be a good lil cock slut, had sex on her bed when she was away for the weekend, and she agreed to wearing her daughter's clothes during sex. She likes the thought of corrupting a teenage girl, gets off on it hard.

She was molested by her dad when she was around 10, fucked her up for a good long while, dealt with it by becoming a sex crazed monster who loves to get used as a fuck toy. It owns.

I'm only 23 years old and I've been gangbanged a few times

[spoilee]guy btw[/spoiler]

>>727259927
So many moral fags on here tonight

>>727254196
No. She would have remembered and brought it up and hated him. You have no idea how that works.

I like a boy who is definitely a #fuccboi who says movie quote things and probably does to like 10billion girls
but also #growingupugly so

>>727259306
I feel sorry for her having a mentally depraved father who wants to molest her. Poor girl deserves so much better out of life.

>>727259128
>19
>stupid mistake
stop lying to yourself. You're sick in the head and you did what you did on purpose. The only reason you're regretful is because you got caught

>>727255520
So your a hit man?

G

>>727255607
wat

>>727260434
I give her everything in the world that she want's and needs to succeed in life, her downfall in life will be on her not me.

>>727259128
Dude, you were 19. Not a young teenager. Eat a bullet, pedoscum.

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>>727250942

The most common white male name of the last 20-30 years? Sure thing chuckles. Throw out a last name and lets make this real.

>>727256484
Just leave him you fucking moron. If you want to fuck around that's completely you're right but don't fuck with people's trust.

>>727259820
kek - young teen. You were literally the oldes type of teen you could be at 19.

Good troll though.

>>727256634
lucky bastard

>>727260371
Wow a mentally depraved mother who wants You to rape her daughter becuase she was raped as a child talk about deranged.

>>727259820
>I'm not like that anymore
>hell its not like seeing a dick can scar you
You're not like that anymore? yet you still justify what you did. Kill yourself, seriously. I've never said that to anyone of this website and really mean it but I seriously hope you realize what a sick sorry excuse for a human you are and end your life.

Please anon, I implore you: go take a long look in the mirror, realize what an excuse for a man you are, and go jump from a high place.

>>727260371
Hot

>>727260371
Yep! That's what tends to happen.

>>727260709
Cute doggo

>>727260852
Drink draino pedpfag

I fell in love with this army girl from Wisconsin. Sweetest thing in the world minus the constant vaping. Would talk to her for hours over the phone and I still think of her til this day. She started to share the feelings back with me and we gave it a shot. I enjoyed it a ton but felt guilty because we'd been best friends for years despite small fights so I sabotaged it because I didn't want to ruin it. I still think I made a mistake til this day. If only I could explain. I sometimes wish she'd text.

>>727257274
>WE fell in love
How could you fall in love with a married man who is cheating on his wife with you. Literally shot yourself in the foot.

get out asap and try to be logical next time

>>727261118
Moral fag

Got back to your hello kitty website.

>>727259820
Why did you do it? Because you must be a pedophile no normal 19 yr old says hey let's lock my sister's in a room and force them to touch my erect penis. Quit making excuses and start chugging bleach son.

>>727250375
a lot of people think christian bales character is a repressed homo which is why he goes psycho.

>>727259128
19 is not a young teenager. It's the oldest you can get as a teenager dumbass.

>>727260440
Are you me? No. You have no idea how humiliating it is to have everyone in the family hate you and my own dad didn't want to look me in the eyes. I am glad that I got "caught" because now I don't have them in my life, if it wasn't that it would be something else. Would I have continued doing that stuff? I don't know, which is why I'm glad I left, I'm changed now and I regret my actions as a young adult. I don't owe anyone an explanation for what happened.

>>727261240
Grow balls and start fucking Women not children you pathetic POS

>>727260371
hey again anon

>>727261373
Fact

i secretly want to be fucked by a guy

>>727261345
that's what i thought too

>>727259652
I'd be your friend bro

>>727261382
Naw, you're just pissed you have a wierd ass dick and you try and reflect it on others.

>>727261240
>Implying 4chan isn't a hello kitty website

>>727261500
hey bb

jk you're a faggot. its okay i wanna try sucking a cock

>>727261431
I actually like older women, the story is still hot though.

>You're so sensitive the internet is no place for the likes of you.

>>727261567
If you say so

>>727260688
I hope your wife finds out and divorces your retarded ass and leaves you penny less and living in a cardboard box.

I have vicious alcoholism which I'm shockingly skilled at covering up
pounding 3 bottles of wine or more per night is standard and easy for me to accomplish, even if I only get 5 or 6 hours of sleep and have an 8 hour shift in the morning
I want to stop but I guess it's a form of self harm I can get behind
I don't really want to be alive anyway

>>727261561
yeah anon, if you wanna get your dick rated you know you that /b/ can do that for you, we do it to save the children.

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>>727243415
I came without touching my dick last week. Have mixed feelings about it.

Yes, it's as gay as you can imagine it being. I browse 4chan after all.

>>727261708
Thanks mom I'll talk to you again later.

I was straight and became bi by my boyfriend months ago. We talked for one month, and it took off. Now I wouldn't mind sucking his dick or even being fucked by him, although he's the submissive one not me, but I wouldn't mind a temporary change of that.

>>727261382
Something similar blew up in my face. It sucks.

>>727261382
Please whatever you must do. Drink bleach, jump from a high place, eat a bullet. Whatever it takes, just kill yourself.

Your dad is a kinder person than me cause if I found out you forced my daughters to touch you sexually I would've beat your fucking head in

>>727261750
They already did and I got 10/10 meanwhile children laughed at yours. Fuck off fag and go fap to some loli

>>727261382
Your sisters laughed at your micripenis didn't they?

>>727261561
>>727261750
Listen, I'm so sorry for what I did and I'll never do it to anyone else, I have thought about suicide but I can't go through with it. I am trying to change now, it's going well and I watch normal porn, I'm not some pedo who watches cp

i fap to furry porn with....a blanket

>>727261431
Another fucktard

>>727261680
hahaha you think you're so hardcore and badass.... but you're on 4chan. That's hilarious.

This place has rules anon, it's hello kitty as fuck

I secretly want to fuck a girl

>>727255607
I have a part time gf who has the same fantasy with me.

>>727262043
>>727261561
I'm teasing you man, look we all do stupid shit and I even did something similar. But hell at 19 was really stupid of you anon, just learn from your mistake.

>>727262102
Sure OK.

I have feelings for my ex and still try to flirt with her

>>727246443
Are u still here anon?

Grandma recently got major surgery and was prescribed large amount of roxis. I took all of them and she isn't able to get a refill. Aunt lives with her and is a recovered addict. Everyone is blaming her and thinking she relapsed. She tries to blame me so i get condom of pee from girlfriend and take a drug test to prove wasn't me. now everyone in family hates aunt and i have no regrets

>>727262043
Please please please, pretty please go through with it. Go look in the mirror, realize you don't deserve to breathe, cry to yourself a bit, and then put a bullet in your brain.

Do the right thing anon, kill yourself

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>>727261744
Something to consider.
Long term use of alcohol, due to its effects on gaba receptors, causes quite a serious case of the depression.
So if you're thinking I drink because i dont want to live. First try quitting alcohol. yes your depression will get worse along side the anxiety from withdrawals but in several months your depression might even lift completely.

Ever see people who get sober say "this is the happiest i've ever been"

even if you still stay depressed you'll always have anime tiddies

>>727243415

>>727261732

Theres a trove of secrets soon to be discovered.

Fulfill the prophesy.

>>727262043
Castrate yourself with a straight razor to make sure it'll never happen again.

>>727260371
Fuck anon tell us more. Did she put her clothes back with your guys juices on it? Did you cum on her bed?

>>727262257
yep.

>>727262183
Thanks man. I really needed that, my life is depressing behind it all, even with having friends I still get the blues.

>>727262220
you really think 4chan is hard shit don't you? That's retard shitting his pants adorably sad

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>>727261567

>>727243415
I've been in love with my best friend for 2 years. She A knows this (kinda) B has been in a relationship over a year now and C She has said that we could be dating if she wasn't taken. Fml

>>727262441
Don't listen to these fuck heads, just know that a little of the past shouldn't determine the rest of your life

>>727262447
Didn't really understand any of that? But whatever you say bro.

>>727252444
Mittens?

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>>727262220
Are you butthurt? Is this baby's first day on this Christian board?

>>727260805
She doesn't want me to rape her, just to be up for the task should the kiddo show interest in getting dicked.

>>727261466
Sup

>>727262418
>Fuck anon tell us more.
Next thread.

>Did she put her clothes back with your guys juices on it?
No, the clothes came out of the dirty pile and went back in it.

>Did you cum on her bed?
Oh yes, there's plenty of our juices on her bed.

>>727262512
Sick a pedophile defender.l

>>727251644
>noseair

>>727262447
Not defending this dude, but you're trying too hard now.

>>727262673
No I don't even get half of what you're saying to be totally honest.

>>727262674
If she's underaged it's rape, statutory rape.

>>727262673
What a bitch as nigger you have to be that you argue like this.

>>727262512
I know but some of the stuff here still gets to me even though I'm on 4chan. I'm off to bed and I actually look foward to tomorrow, thanks for the kind words again man :)

>>727262810
Kys fag

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>>727262810
Good anon good man. I'm glad we can be civil in quality threads as this one. Pardon me a moment.
>>727262949
BRRAAPPPPPPPP* What have they been feeding you at the agency cafeteria? *BAAAARRRFFFFFPPPPPPFPFPFPFPPFPF* *sniff* Is that, French cheese? Who knew they served such exquisite cuisine *BRRRRFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAARRRPPPPP* And yet you remain such a small guy *BRRRAAAAAPAPPPFPPFFPFPFP*

>>727263062
Hopefully you get arrested tomorrow and brutally ass raped by horse dick niggers that have aids and you die a slow painful death.

>>727263074
I'll take that on board, enjoy the rest of your evening.

>>727263106
What the fuck does this even mean? Fucking retard

>>727263062
I sincerely hope you die in your sleep anon

I'm not a religious person anon but I'm literally about to pray you don't wake up tomorrow.

>>727263218
The guy is brain damaged he smoked to much meth

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>>727263218
BRRAAPPPPPPPP* What have they been feeding you at the agency cafeteria? *BAAAARRRFFFFFPPPPPPFPFPFPFPPFPF* *sniff* Is that, French cheese? Who knew they served such exquisite cuisine *BRRRRFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAARRRPPPPP* And yet you remain such a small guy *BRRRAAAAAPAPPPFPPFFPFPFP*

>>727262512
"I agree. Let's just free all the prisoners. And it's not like actions define you. All that matters is what you are inside." Get real

>>727261500
>>727261575
Same here guise

Cocks ahoy

I fantasize about having an affair

>>727263218
>>727263317
Lurk more new friends.

dating a guy but i'm not gay
idk how i'm going to get out of this before it gets too gay