I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is

>>727238266
Yo this is some fresh and tasty pasta my man.

>>727238266
delicious

>>727238266
Go to the zoo and fuck a baby elephant OP, same feeling 100% guarantee.

>>727238266
Shes not ugly just fat.

Gross.

>>727238266
10/10 read, made me also consider these despicable actions

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>>727238266

Reads just like the one where the cross eyed girl is holding the cat

>>727238766
fukkin this

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>>727238266

Op are you one of these guys?

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>>727238266

>>727238266
Most retarded pasta ever

I sincerely never want to hear about Amy Schumer in any way for the rest of my life and I think a lot of other anons would agree with me

We're all completely sick of all of her shit

>>727239859
>implying theres a difference

>>727238266

Its the fact that she's a stupid fat unfunny jewcunt who has no business every being in front of an audience, her joke-thieving, and piggy looking face that makes me want to hate rape her.

I would logjam my fist so far up her gooberhole, I would have to kill her to get it out. Killing her would be the only solution because calling 911 to report that you had a sex-related accident with Amy Schumer and having to admit you fucked her is the pinnacle of shame.

I dream of throwing her down an outhouse and shitting on her for days. I'd fap to the point of blisters then shoot booger rockets at her after I get my rocks off. I would make her sustain herself off my faeces. The thought of that turns me on to the point that I want to hate rape her

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>>727238266

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>>727238266

She used to be borderline cute back in the day but unfortunately fell off the wrong side of the wall

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>>727241955

She is pretty much Larry Joe Campbell with a vagina and smaller tits.

>>727238266
Just get a trashbag filled to the brim with pizza dough, spray it with syphilitic blood for lube and go to town.

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>>727239668

ya makin fun of my hat or somethin

>>727238266
She's got an ass like Chris Farley.

>>727238266
Read somewhere from a guy that fucked her. Said it was like a dead fish. She just laid there and took it. And anal.

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>>727238266

here, use this authentic simulator. it'll save lots of work and money instead of trying to get the real one, and you won't be able to tell the difference.

>>727242107

looks like success went to her head...and chin, belly, thighs...

..but not into her act.

Delicious pasta
>>/tv/80604967
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/80604967/

>>727242892

You're just making certain retards on 4chan that wanna fuck her even harder now since she that post almost basically says she has the athletic ability and fitness of a corpse during sex.

>>727243915
fuck thats awesome

>>727238266
I see Amy Schumer as an unfunny comedian.

>>727241955
JESUS CHRIST PUT THE TWINKIE DOWN GIRL~

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>>727238266
Do you feel similarly about Lena Dunham as well?

>>727246391
sure, if you post the sex scenes from her show

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>>727238266

She was hot at one point

1/2

>>727238266
I know what you mean...she disgusts me BUT....I'd still like to fuck her shit filled asshole and cum inside her, then wipe her shit, my cum all over her ass, tits, and face until she licks me clean! Looks bad but would feels good man!

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>>727246711

She's smokin here

2/2

OP is a nigger and a faggot

>>727246391
ALL MY NOPE

>>727243915
>>727244771
i dunno man. if i were walking around and saw a poster like that i would actually think that amy got self-aware which would make me like her more.

>>727246711
>>727246832
How does everything go down hill so fast

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>>727248222
She got rich, then she got fat.

>>727242688
Tss tss

I think shes good for hate fucking.

These are all after she had plastic surgery, that's why she has that damned weird Scandinavian face that doesn't match her body.

I see Donald Trump as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a man who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - his exterior AND his personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into him repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... Jew... and that's what Donald Trump is, let's not delude ourselves, a "jew"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of his quivering, malformed boipussy with the force of a deported refugee, while he makes stupid tweets and contorts orgasmically, unable to control his borders even if he wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting prostate as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of his kidneys, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating Pepe, as our combined, guttural, bad hombre-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the country toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting piss covered bed.
Yeah. I reckon Donald Trump does it for me.

>>727248881
Not even once

>>727249006
Kek
When did this thread turn into a ylyl?

>>727246391
If you like child molesting dykes, sure.

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>>727238266
>my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries
thats not how it works

>>727246711
>>727246832

Honestly, its the booze. Seen some nice 7 or 8/10 chicks become 2/10 whales after years of drinking Bud Light.

>>727249565
Great, way to make Lena actually sound desirable for the first time ever

>>727238266
Just another fat blonde, better than jerking off nothing special, booty call material.

>>727238266
I still hit, she may laugh at my non African Dick but would take that BBW Mericunt

>>727238766
I'm exceptionally fond of the
"by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot" business,
It's the gladiatorial chariot that pins a smile on me.

1/10 recycled pasta

>>727238266

Oh look, it's a thread full of immature, 12-year-old man-babies.

All of you just can't accept that Amy Schumer is a strong symbol of female empowerment.

You all have tiny 2" inch dicks. Grow up.

>>727250822
>Amy Schumer
>female

Pick one

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>>727238266

That's who this is?? I just thought Paula Dean lost weight.

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>>727252204
"You are not my king yet,boy,nor would i fuck Amy Schumer if you commanded me too!

>>727241955
I want her to sit on my face

>>727238266

so, you're attracted to her.

>>727238266
Very well written OP. You should submit it to Readers Digest. 6/10 would read again.

>>727238266
Stop. Even though there's a 99% chance that this is shitty pasta, shit like this is why Amy Schumer is deluded enough to think that men will fuck *anything*.
She is absolutely fucking gross. Leave it at that.

>>727238266
She's funny. As a comedian, nothing more should be expected. OP needs to march in front of an audience and try to get paid well just by saying shit with some pantomine on the side.

OP does not like? OP can download some other torrent to watch.

>>727242350
Not sure Campbell ever did well at standup.

You fags want to fuck a 300 pound pig, have fun with that

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>>727238266 This made me lol more than anything that has ever been spoken by her lips.

>>727238266
Just buy a pig and fuck it then.

>>727238266
Wow. That is a well doctored pic. I actually watched her Leather Special recently. It was meh. Had a few good laughs in it. But I had just watched the Ali Wong one, which was fucking hilarious.

Not sure why everyone has a problem with Schumer. She is average at worst.

>>727238266

She probably has a tight cunt, most fat chicks do. And you just know she'd be into barebacking and creampies.

>>727258080
It's because she's bad but the people around her act like she's the funniest person on the planet. She also steals jokes and denies it when she gets called out.

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>>727238266
Well played lad

>>727258216
I wanna bareback anal Amy Schumer and watch her fart out the shitty cum into Lena Dunham's mouth tbh

>>727257578
Funny how everyone accuses her of joke stealing, and then this meme uses a joke that comes from Bob Monkhouse (who probably stole it).

>>727258368
Id fuck Schumer, but i wouldnt touch Dunham with a 10 foot pole.

>>727257578
That's true, nobody's laughing because she's a fucking shit "comedian"

>>727258625
Which is why she's just eating Amy's shit-soaked anal creampie and not fucking me

>>727238266
Fuck you OP now I fapped to her

>>727256007
>implying Schumer does well

this is the most sexual attention Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham have gotten in years

>>727246391
Does she play in the NFL?